Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Binary search⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What Rumba said. Why full ass a job when half is plenty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Binary search⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the case with virtually every breaker box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are Increased Colorectal Cancers Rates Linked to Using Laptops on Stomachs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Safesleevecases.com”. I think they’re selling you something as opposed to reporting news.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Medium rare even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird Bath⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claim Now!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep it’s gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claim Now!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  YES

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Gen Z so Poor?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down grandpa, your blood pressure can’t take it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mysterious Ways⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mysterious Ways⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly a parable of hubris.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most powerful brain on Twitter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Losing the pivotal extortionist vote⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Run your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Candy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relationship goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Coward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A useful map for travelers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The train doesn’t exist, therefore it can’t be late when it’ll never be there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A useful map for travelers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  On the plus side the train is never late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expedition 33 Dev Confirms $50 Price Is Correct, '30+ Hours of Main Game'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems to me like they’ve just upped the price $10 with each successive generation of consoles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I was selling a bag of flower and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I enjoy this idea immensely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A classic example of not watching the thing just down voting it. Thank you for posting Don_Dickle. I enjoyed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd like to thank my supporters...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doin’ the Lord’s work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What will Obama do if North Dakota goes to war with the South?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I try my best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What will Obama do if North Dakota goes to war with the South?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not for no reason. Northern states are closer to Russia via the North Pole. Easier to get a missile over there. Source: grew up surrounded by nukes and drunk airmen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come it seems for the past decades the Catholic Church has been plagued with sex crimes especially among young boys? How long has this been going on? Or did I just miss something up.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hundreds and hundreds of years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The foorprints... this was premeditated.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, if you’re shitting like this on the reg, you ain’t long for this world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: You're a Wizard's Orb.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been on like a week long bender with this channel. Watch their videos, they’re so goddamn funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you agree with my unpopular opinion about height in fencing?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s pretty weird. I basically never look at people’s post history, so I would have missed it, thanks for pointing it out. Did someone rub your belly the wrong way OP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Das Bagel⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope square Pizza is fine. It’s even a requirement if ya baked it in a rectangular pan, which is how many Pizzas I’ve eaten have been made.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Das Bagel⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate the fancy restaurants with the stupid square/rectangle yuppie plates. Why the plate gotta be so damn small? It leaves you no choice but to make a damn mess especially with all that sauce everywhere.

  /OldManRantOver

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet y'all are very familiar with this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.