Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could my daughter, who is a lawyer, defend my son’s girlfriend, who killed my cousin’s family in a DUI accident?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Worst Apple product. Would not recommend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah. I need to do a replay one of these days.

  Here’s my favorite quote:

  "TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD—FOR NEW PEOPLE IT IS TOO LATE FOR US

  WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Disco Elysium?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(Ai) google lens gone blind⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not wrong, in a completely unintentional way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise horse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not a fart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It seems like when I eat meat my ears ring more. Any ideas if what causes this? Not so much with hamburger but more with pork. Thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like while you’re eating it or after the fact? I’ve heard that pork is “inflammatory” maybe slight swelling in your sinuses?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an amateur propagandist. A hobbyist. Enthusiast, if you will.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup making you sign up for it makes it automatic. They just have to call you up, which they haven’t done in quite some time, but that’s not much of a guarantee or comfort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As opposed to dom bottoms?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an amateur propagandist. A hobbyist. Enthusiast, if you will.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a draft. Every man in the country is signed up for it. They just haven’t used it since Vietnam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always there, just waiting.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Onion Newspaper fucking slaps. Everyone should get a subscription, well worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The one year I actually tried to watch the Olympics, every time I turned it on, it was always curling. Which seems like it’d be a fun game if you were drinking a beer and playing, but not the greatest spectator sport.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But bro please⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There are worse things than dying in a firefight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are little gnomes inside and when it gets hot they start hopping. That hopping powers the fan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must tell me, please!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I see a Tesla with the fuckin, “we bought this before he went crazy,” sticker I get so mad. He’s been a POS the whole time I’ve heard about him, most people don’t pay any attention I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Road to Vostok Early Access Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks fucking rad as all get out. Big fan of STALKER and Finnish STALKER sounds real cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In multiple shots (no pun intended) it is shown him holding a phone to record. Question is what happened to the phone and why not release his video?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Prolly find it at a pawn shop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Boss Kyle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  THESE COLORS DON’T RUN SON, NOW FUCK ME!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there cannabis CPAP machines?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re looking for stupid questions only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally cannot understand why every urinal has a permanent piss puddle under it. It’s like once the 1st bastard misses all subsequent pissers are forced to not step in piss and stay further and further away, only leading to more piss. It’s a feed back piss cycle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Refrigerate after opening and store in the refrigerator door." Why the door for this mayo?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh a connoisseur I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get out of my head⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never actually seen goatsee so I’ll take your word for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blasting creed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You heard the meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get out of my head⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1st time I dropped acid we ended up in a McDonald’s at one point. Worst time ever. The fountain drink machine kicked on and scared the shit outta me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen the dude who works at the bank out back hitting the pen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think smoking meth is a little harder of a deal. Mostly a joke more than anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When you use them they put you in a fascist mental state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pet theory that amphetamines are inherently fascist. I’d be surprised if the “normal” meth sub is commie, but knowing what chuds consider communist, it’s not surprising that they’d make an even more hard-line sub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American exceptionalism⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think if you made a tea to concentrate the nicotine it’d do it. That’s how I’ve heard it used as a poison.