Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t check your DMs then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m literally shitting right now y’all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sure this one qualifies too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man it’s doing its best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise jeebus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus was tiny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My name is death (to plants)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else quit S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 to play Anomaly?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me talking about my peepee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How exactly are people lighting Teslas on fire?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Leave the phone also.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I just use my thumb?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t say?

  Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does not the constitution say something one should not be charged or something to vote? If so then why does my home state charge 50$ to get a regular id to vote? Is that no illegal?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called a poll tax, and yes it’s supposed to be illegal. What godforsaken state (they all are in their own special way.) is pulling that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have been thinking and am curious what are the worst qualities of authoritarianism that make it so unbreably bad for populations? Why do rulers come to turn towards authoritarianism in tough times?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would somebody ban this shitheel please?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there anything the internet can't do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See highest paying hourly jobs in my area⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You fool! You’ve doxxed yourself!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skyblivion, the fan remake of Oblivion in Skyrim's engine, nears completion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought I’d heard a rumor that TES 6 was going to be an Oblivion remake, which would be a dick move on Bethesda’s part if true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skyblivion, the fan remake of Oblivion in Skyrim's engine, nears completion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are mods that add Skyrim and Cyrodiil.

  I think Project Tamriel Rebuilt and Project Tamriel are the ones.

  I’ve not played them, watched a stream play one of them. The tippy part is they go off the OG lore so Cyrodiil is a more tropical/Mediterranean climate which is fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How was your valentines day weekend?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't be the only one seeing this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Immaculately impenetrable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mainstream media's face when Trump dies of a hamburger heart attack and they have to go back to reporting like they used to.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it a Fosters?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people who drink, how long do your hangovers last?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat food ya dip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Man Who Met Kit Duncan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gob Bless Ken M.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just like it's pulling them from thin air!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s prolly more like millions I’d think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just like it's pulling them from thin air!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually home grown eggs taste much better than the shit-tier store eggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually come to think of it, the dude she cheated on me with wasn’t either.

  How’d you find that out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So it goes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The red alert siren started playing unbidden in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heartthrob with the flying elbow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …but have you tried running him over?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is a scene in Saving Private Ryan where a soldier gets shot in the helmet and it bounces off. Now a days soldiers seem to get shot in the helmet and it goes right thru. How come and why?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it’s a movie, so there’s that. Helmets primary use is to stop shrapnel and protect against bonking your head. I’ve heard stories of, and seen pictures of helmets stopping bullets, but there’s lots of factors. How far away did the bullet originate? Did it ricochet off something first? War is a very chaotic environment. Lots of weird things happen. There are stories from WWI and WWII where a bullet was stopped by a bible in a breast pocket, but it’s really up to random chance.

  I believe most modern helmets are rated to stop a 9MM, but beyond that it’s a crap shoot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they finally doing a Ninja one? Goddamn, took 'em long enough. It seemed obvious to me after I played the 2nd one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn’t as developed as facial recognition technology yet.”

  Fecal recognition technology.