Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, it’s trying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time posters be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I too desire this information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honkwiching⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We need him now more than ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do AI data centers manage to *consume* water, but when I cool my house, my A/C *makes* water?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just cause you use water in one place doesn’t mean it’ll come back in the same place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proving there is no *I* in A.I.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It says a lot about A.I. that I immediately assumed the censored name was a slur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are all asking the same question⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did somebody photoshop this rano picture for a true story? The pictures in the wiki are of a completely different person. I guess to make it a little sexier?

  People are weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grooming scissors, sure. Full size scissors? Not a chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Years ago, my now deceased grandfather and uncle were flying together. My grandfather had a full ass pair of scissors in his fanny pack, because he was a practical man and having scissors on your person at all times is useful.

  My uncle scanned the row of x-ray machines, and picked the line with the TSA agent that was inspecting booties closer than the x-ray screen.

  My grandpa successfully made the trip with his scissors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pegged⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe Dr Fistington is asking what is colloquially known as a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Final wishes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you have to be sure about the diagnosis⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rename comm to shitty posts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People were no less thirsty back then⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporations = communism⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would kill this guy for your campaign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporations = communism⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost as if all authoritarian hierarchies are fundamentally the same. 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is truly insane. I feel like I’m in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French is such a beautiful language⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MOTHOS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One time, in my youth, I was up late with a single lamp on. The lamp kept making this buzzing sound. I examined it closer, and saw a moth had somehow managed to work itself into the socket under the bulb.

  It was a truly terrifying thing to see. Trapped to certain death so close to that object of obsession. I can’t remember what I did, maybe screwed the bulb tighter to end its suffering, or bring it to shining completion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d watch some videos on the YouTube channel JerryRig Everything. He does destructive tests on these kinda phones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only $50?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My man. Also username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a race to the bottom. Everything is blown the hell outta proportion until meaning is well meaningless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I’m dyslexic and that’s where the spell check got me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The “Everybody had one” caption in the thumbnail is patiently false. I think they’ve only found a few hundred of them, which means not everybody had one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am bereaved⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bardcore everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shrimpposters begone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Beautiful. I can hear it in his voice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t check your DMs then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m literally shitting right now y’all.