Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The answer is already there. You’re just not allowed to see it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s a fact: I fuckin’ hate this shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  qUiRkY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The woke liberals are making our wars gay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nukes are the ultimate Chekov’s Gun. It’s only a matter of time before one gets touched off somewhere for some reason. Especially as society continues to crumble from underlying ecological collapse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The woke liberals are making our wars gay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had conversations with people who think that Medieval warfare was more honorable and better because of the hand to hand nature of it, and that guns ruined how badass it was.

  It also draws to mind the inventor of the machine gun Hiram Maxim’s idea that the machine gun would be so terrible that people would stop having wars.

  The reality is that war has always been the worst thing that can happen, and most people die of disease and indiscriminate weapons like artillery.

  It seems the strategy of making hell more hellish to stop the hell is a poor one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Challenge everything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you like to play a game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ciao⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shucksposting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, this new human chatbot is great. Way better than the computer ones.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chef’s kiss

  Thx

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, this new human chatbot is great. Way better than the computer ones.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this and how do I find it? Not possible to Google chatTJB it’s just 100 million links to gpt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would a super hero A.I. be like ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slopman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A strap-on would prolly do the trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope the door hits you on the way out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hadn’t considered panties, but I was thinking about how you’d just be chasing yer pecker around trying to back up on that thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trying to conceptualize what that would be like is making my head hurt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ZA/UM laying off 32 employees after Zero Parades fails to reach commercial success⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I had no idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  America is a grift that exists to fuck as much money out of you as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy hell, Ernie.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s gotta be dying his hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep off the sofa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come there is so many commercials to make a guy hard but not something for women that will enjoy sex more? No pun intended in this but why are women getting royally fucked?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember hearing some years ago that Viagra was also effective in getting women in the mood.

  I’m guessing it’s the usual, it’s more complicated, expensive, and the people who make those decisions aren’t interested in women’s pleasure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl it gets you pretty buzzed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The plus side of it being liquid is it probably wouldn’t be very friable and not wind up in your lungs, until it dries out that is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawyer here: I concur!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re illegal in some places, but I think they’re mostly fine. The deal is you can’t import a foreign made car unless it’s more than 25 years old, so the poor American car companies don’t have to compete.

  The real scam is the importers get 'em in Japan for a couple hundred bucks at auction, haul 'em over here and sell 'em for 8k plus. They’re pretty rad, but parts can be kind of a bitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawyer here: I concur!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got some big ass American iron too, but it’s old and actually worth a shit. Never understood lifts you need and ladder for, and 3’ beds. Totally worthless vanity boosters.

  Trucks are for doing shit, not hauling your sorry ass to the grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawyer here: I concur!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I strap my shit good. This is pre-tie down. Plus I was just going a couple blocks in town.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawyer here: I concur!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicken coop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True or false: reading and studying socialist theory can help unrot your brain from ChatGPT and other AI chatbots.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Go outside. Create something with your hands. Fix something that’s broken. Make friends with a stranger.

  I’m as far left as they come, but this brain dead theory worship has got to go. DO SOMETHING REAL THAT MATTERS.

  Fucking Marx himself said that revolutions that immtate past revolutions are doomed to fail. Don’t see many theory nerds talk about that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is our battery/junk drawer dangerous?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see any lithium batteries in this picture. Unless that black thing on top is one. I think you’re overthinking it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawyer here: I concur!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly designed by someone who hasn’t used a pickup truck to it’s real potential. Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No good deed goes unpunished⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make sure it’s up to temp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The real trolly problem is we got rid of them a 100 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're somehow always baffled that their cakes are melting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You are what you eat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫡🫡🫡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah brother, sounds like a Friday night!