Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
- Comment on How do AI data centers manage to *consume* water, but when I cool my house, my A/C *makes* water? 1 day ago:
Just cause you use water in one place doesn’t mean it’ll come back in the same place.
- Comment on Proving there is no *I* in A.I. 1 day ago:
It says a lot about A.I. that I immediately assumed the censored name was a slur.
- Comment on We are all asking the same question 5 days ago:
Why did somebody photoshop this rano picture for a true story? The pictures in the wiki are of a completely different person. I guess to make it a little sexier?
People are weird.
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 week ago:
Grooming scissors, sure. Full size scissors? Not a chance.
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 week ago:
Years ago, my now deceased grandfather and uncle were flying together. My grandfather had a full ass pair of scissors in his fanny pack, because he was a practical man and having scissors on your person at all times is useful.
My uncle scanned the row of x-ray machines, and picked the line with the TSA agent that was inspecting booties closer than the x-ray screen.
My grandpa successfully made the trip with his scissors.
- Comment on pegged 1 week ago:
Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.
- Comment on Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬 1 week ago:
I believe Dr Fistington is asking what is colloquially known as a joke.
- Comment on Final wishes 1 week ago:
NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.
- Comment on When you have to be sure about the diagnosis 2 weeks ago:
Rename comm to shitty posts?
- Comment on People were no less thirsty back then 3 weeks ago:
The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.
- Comment on Corporations = communism 3 weeks ago:
I would kill this guy for your campaign.
- Comment on Corporations = communism 3 weeks ago:
It’s almost as if all authoritarian hierarchies are fundamentally the same. 🤔
- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 4 weeks ago:
This is truly insane. I feel like I’m in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?
- Comment on French is such a beautiful language 5 weeks ago:
It’s different.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 5 weeks ago:
Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.
- Comment on MOTHOS 1 month ago:
One time, in my youth, I was up late with a single lamp on. The lamp kept making this buzzing sound. I examined it closer, and saw a moth had somehow managed to work itself into the socket under the bulb.
It was a truly terrifying thing to see. Trapped to certain death so close to that object of obsession. I can’t remember what I did, maybe screwed the bulb tighter to end its suffering, or bring it to shining completion.
- Comment on Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say? 1 month ago:
I’d watch some videos on the YouTube channel JerryRig Everything. He does destructive tests on these kinda phones.
- Comment on Only $50? 1 month ago:
My man. Also username checks out.
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 2 months ago:
It’s a race to the bottom. Everything is blown the hell outta proportion until meaning is well meaningless.
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 2 months ago:
Thanks, I’m dyslexic and that’s where the spell check got me.
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 2 months ago:
The “Everybody had one” caption in the thumbnail is patiently false. I think they’ve only found a few hundred of them, which means not everybody had one.
- Comment on I am bereaved 2 months ago:
Bardcore everything.
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 2 months ago:
Beautiful. I can hear it in his voice.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
I wouldn’t check your DMs then.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
- Comment on Pretty sure this one qualifies too 3 months ago:
Hey man it’s doing its best.
- Comment on Praise jeebus 3 months ago:
Jesus was tiny.
- Comment on My name is death (to plants) 3 months ago:
Too hot.