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@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anyone else quit S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 to play Anomaly? 2 weeks ago:
Me talking about my peepee.
- Comment on How exactly are people lighting Teslas on fire? 3 weeks ago:
Leave the phone also.
- Comment on Can I just use my thumb? 4 weeks ago:
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
- Comment on Does not the constitution say something one should not be charged or something to vote? If so then why does my home state charge 50$ to get a regular id to vote? Is that no illegal? 4 weeks ago:
It’s called a poll tax, and yes it’s supposed to be illegal. What godforsaken state (they all are in their own special way.) is pulling that?
- Comment on I have been thinking and am curious what are the worst qualities of authoritarianism that make it so unbreably bad for populations? Why do rulers come to turn towards authoritarianism in tough times? 5 weeks ago:
Would somebody ban this shitheel please?
- Comment on Is there anything the internet can't do? 5 weeks ago:
Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.
- Comment on See highest paying hourly jobs in my area 1 month ago:
You fool! You’ve doxxed yourself!
- Comment on Skyblivion, the fan remake of Oblivion in Skyrim's engine, nears completion 1 month ago:
I thought I’d heard a rumor that TES 6 was going to be an Oblivion remake, which would be a dick move on Bethesda’s part if true.
- Comment on Skyblivion, the fan remake of Oblivion in Skyrim's engine, nears completion 1 month ago:
There are mods that add Skyrim and Cyrodiil.
I think Project Tamriel Rebuilt and Project Tamriel are the ones.
I’ve not played them, watched a stream play one of them. The tippy part is they go off the OG lore so Cyrodiil is a more tropical/Mediterranean climate which is fun.
- Comment on What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository? 1 month ago:
Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.
- Comment on How was your valentines day weekend? 1 month ago:
Nice.
- Comment on I can't be the only one seeing this 1 month ago:
Immaculately impenetrable.
- Comment on Mainstream media's face when Trump dies of a hamburger heart attack and they have to go back to reporting like they used to. 2 months ago:
Is it a Fosters?
- Comment on people who drink, how long do your hangovers last? 2 months ago:
Eat food ya dip.
- Comment on The Man Who Met Kit Duncan 2 months ago:
Gob Bless Ken M.
- Comment on It's just like it's pulling them from thin air! 2 months ago:
It’s prolly more like millions I’d think.
- Comment on It's just like it's pulling them from thin air! 2 months ago:
Actually home grown eggs taste much better than the shit-tier store eggs.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Actually come to think of it, the dude she cheated on me with wasn’t either.
How’d you find that out?
- Comment on So it goes 2 months ago:
The red alert siren started playing unbidden in my head.
- Comment on Heartthrob with the flying elbow 2 months ago:
…but have you tried running him over?
- Comment on There is a scene in Saving Private Ryan where a soldier gets shot in the helmet and it bounces off. Now a days soldiers seem to get shot in the helmet and it goes right thru. How come and why? 2 months ago:
Well it’s a movie, so there’s that. Helmets primary use is to stop shrapnel and protect against bonking your head. I’ve heard stories of, and seen pictures of helmets stopping bullets, but there’s lots of factors. How far away did the bullet originate? Did it ricochet off something first? War is a very chaotic environment. Lots of weird things happen. There are stories from WWI and WWII where a bullet was stopped by a bible in a breast pocket, but it’s really up to random chance.
I believe most modern helmets are rated to stop a 9MM, but beyond that it’s a crap shoot.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Are they finally doing a Ninja one? Goddamn, took 'em long enough. It seemed obvious to me after I played the 2nd one.
- Comment on Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money? 3 months ago:
“As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn’t as developed as facial recognition technology yet.”
Fecal recognition technology.
- Comment on I need a flicker free LED lightbulb running in the 3000 K range. 3 months ago:
Beautiful comment, I love it.
Also: “pressuring users to move to “philips security” which will require your lighting to be connected to their servers 24/7.”
Is the most unhinged boring techno dystopia shit I’ve read. It’s a goddamn light bulb, kindly fuck right off with that shit.
- Comment on Someone is already crying in the walk in, so can't go hit it in there. 3 months ago:
Jesus, yea I’d say so. I smoke like 5-7 a day, and I think the only time I’ve ever gotten close to a pack was tripping balls. You might want to consider switching to rolling your own. It’s cheaper, and you can get waaay better quality tobacco and better quality paper.
Another nice feature is the cigarette doesn’t exist until you make it, might help you cut back.
Viva La Revolution!
- Comment on Someone is already crying in the walk in, so can't go hit it in there. 3 months ago:
I also smoke ciggys and it’s readily apparent. It’s not the same smell as burning flower, but kinda like when you crack a jar of real dank nugs.
- Comment on Someone is already crying in the walk in, so can't go hit it in there. 3 months ago:
I can assure you that the pen does indeed smell like weed oil. A bunch of my coworkers will slink around the corner and blast a toke and insist there’s no smell.
- Comment on Saint Luigi 3 months ago:
How’d you know that thing about my balls?
- Comment on Binary search 4 months ago:
What Rumba said. Why full ass a job when half is plenty.
- Comment on Binary search 4 months ago:
That’s the case with virtually every breaker box.