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@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
- Comment on I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me 17 hours ago:
1st time I dropped acid we ended up in a McDonald’s at one point. Worst time ever. The fountain drink machine kicked on and scared the shit outta me.
- Comment on I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me 17 hours ago:
I’ve seen the dude who works at the bank out back hitting the pen.
- Comment on Of course there is. 2 days ago:
I think smoking meth is a little harder of a deal. Mostly a joke more than anything.
- Comment on Of course there is. 2 days ago:
When you use them they put you in a fascist mental state.
- Comment on Of course there is. 2 days ago:
I have a pet theory that amphetamines are inherently fascist. I’d be surprised if the “normal” meth sub is commie, but knowing what chuds consider communist, it’s not surprising that they’d make an even more hard-line sub.
- Comment on American exceptionalism 1 week ago:
I think if you made a tea to concentrate the nicotine it’d do it. That’s how I’ve heard it used as a poison.
- Comment on We're going backwards 1 week ago:
In large cities there are entire apartment buildings that have been converted to illegal hotels on Air BNB. It’s a huge problem, not the entire problem, but a damn big one.
- Comment on Is gold investing a scam? 1 week ago:
Also sandwiches are a
terribletasty way to store value. - Comment on I just came in your cereal. AMA 2 weeks ago:
Why?
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 2 weeks ago:
You think if I could do that I’d be here?
- Comment on How does "DNS" work on the dark web? 3 weeks ago:
FBI Director Kash Patel. He has resting crazy mf’er face. Unfortunately it’s terminal with no known cure.
- Comment on Huge if true 3 weeks ago:
Standard can of beer is 12 oz, and there are 32ish oz in a liter.
- Comment on I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this 3 weeks ago:
Damn I forgot all about this guy.
- Comment on IT'S TIME! 4 weeks ago:
Feathery?
Calling someone/something a Turkey is a colloquial insult.
- Comment on How did Russian Roulette come to be? I find it hard to believe someone came up with it one day saying see how lucky I am today? I include suicidal people in this too. 4 weeks ago:
Very interesting Wikipedia page. Thanks for sharing.
- Comment on True romance, despite everything. 4 weeks ago:
*created by
- Comment on Take action 5 weeks ago:
But…but I don’t wanna be executed.
- Comment on How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving ? 5 weeks ago:
Some years ago I lived next to a weird subdivision neighborhood, with the looping streets and what not. Not a gated community, but there was only one road in and out. One day a tree fell across that road and everybody that lived there was stuck most of the day.
- Comment on It's so annoying when you just can't spell 1 month ago:
Sometimes people know the name of what street they’re on from memory.
- Comment on Why not just move to a gated community 1 month ago:
I really struggle to understand the purpose of gated communities. As a workmen type dude who has regularly had to go into these places, every time I’m stuck at a gate calling someone to open up, without fail someone else waiting behind me will buzz me in no questions asked. Also usually nothing stopping you from walking around the gate, sure you can’t bring a car in, but other than that nothing stopping you.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 month ago:
Piss baby.
- Comment on Babe are you okay? You've hardly touched your No Pegging Poctober 1 month ago:
Me first!
- Comment on Carrot 1 month ago:
As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.
- Comment on coping 1 month ago:
It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.
- Comment on Frog........right..... 2 months ago:
It’s always the most wrong when the answer is stated confidently. When it says this appears to be, or this might be, it’s often right.
- Comment on big savings 2 months ago:
Read glands instead of grands accidentally.
- Comment on She's got the talent 2 months ago:
3 1/2 to 1? What the fuck kinda ratio is that?
- Comment on [Meta] Folks, comes often up this. 2 months ago:
Groovy. Seems like we’re on the same page. Thank you for your service.
- Comment on [Meta] Folks, comes often up this. 2 months ago:
Are we talking posts of AI shitting the bed, or shit posts intentionally generated with AI? I also like the idea of labeling.
- Comment on Piss 2 months ago:
Noted.