Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
- Comment on Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation? 3 days ago:
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
- Comment on Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation? 3 days ago:
I forget his name. Guy who capped the Minnesota dem state reps.
- Comment on Brad buys a house 5 days ago:
They are if you vote by mail. All ballots have the signature matched to the one on your driver’s license.
- Comment on PSA 1 week ago:
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
- Comment on This one 3 weeks ago:
Hey man, it’s trying.
- Comment on First time posters be like 3 weeks ago:
I too desire this information.
- Comment on Honkwiching 3 weeks ago:
We need him now more than ever.
- Comment on How do AI data centers manage to *consume* water, but when I cool my house, my A/C *makes* water? 1 month ago:
Just cause you use water in one place doesn’t mean it’ll come back in the same place.
- Comment on Proving there is no *I* in A.I. 1 month ago:
It says a lot about A.I. that I immediately assumed the censored name was a slur.
- Comment on We are all asking the same question 1 month ago:
Why did somebody photoshop this rano picture for a true story? The pictures in the wiki are of a completely different person. I guess to make it a little sexier?
People are weird.
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 month ago:
Grooming scissors, sure. Full size scissors? Not a chance.
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 month ago:
Years ago, my now deceased grandfather and uncle were flying together. My grandfather had a full ass pair of scissors in his fanny pack, because he was a practical man and having scissors on your person at all times is useful.
My uncle scanned the row of x-ray machines, and picked the line with the TSA agent that was inspecting booties closer than the x-ray screen.
My grandpa successfully made the trip with his scissors.
- Comment on pegged 1 month ago:
Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.
- Comment on Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬 1 month ago:
I believe Dr Fistington is asking what is colloquially known as a joke.
- Comment on Final wishes 1 month ago:
NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.
- Comment on When you have to be sure about the diagnosis 1 month ago:
Rename comm to shitty posts?
- Comment on People were no less thirsty back then 1 month ago:
The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.
- Comment on Corporations = communism 1 month ago:
I would kill this guy for your campaign.
- Comment on Corporations = communism 1 month ago:
It’s almost as if all authoritarian hierarchies are fundamentally the same. 🤔
- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 2 months ago:
This is truly insane. I feel like I’m in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?
- Comment on French is such a beautiful language 2 months ago:
It’s different.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 2 months ago:
Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.
- Comment on MOTHOS 2 months ago:
One time, in my youth, I was up late with a single lamp on. The lamp kept making this buzzing sound. I examined it closer, and saw a moth had somehow managed to work itself into the socket under the bulb.
It was a truly terrifying thing to see. Trapped to certain death so close to that object of obsession. I can’t remember what I did, maybe screwed the bulb tighter to end its suffering, or bring it to shining completion.
- Comment on Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say? 2 months ago:
I’d watch some videos on the YouTube channel JerryRig Everything. He does destructive tests on these kinda phones.
- Comment on Only $50? 3 months ago:
My man. Also username checks out.
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 3 months ago:
It’s a race to the bottom. Everything is blown the hell outta proportion until meaning is well meaningless.
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 3 months ago:
Thanks, I’m dyslexic and that’s where the spell check got me.
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 3 months ago:
The “Everybody had one” caption in the thumbnail is patiently false. I think they’ve only found a few hundred of them, which means not everybody had one.
- Comment on I am bereaved 3 months ago:
Bardcore everything.
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 3 months ago:
Beautiful. I can hear it in his voice.