Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Weird! They all look like my dad beating me when I see them.
- Comment on Raise your hand for a second if this is new to you, too. 3 days ago:
Finally I can fuck the phone.
- Comment on another strain of Guy 1 week ago:
Something about this font makes the M look like rn, so I kept reading corn instead of com.
- Comment on Shaving not necessary 1 week ago:
With pubic hair?
- Comment on virgin AGI vs chad global warming 1 week ago:
I think I’m going to print this out, frame it, and put it on the wall.
- Comment on Why does Americanized Chinese food make me poop so much? 3 weeks ago:
Username checks out.
- Comment on So natural 4 weeks ago:
Shoulda gone with just for pedos.
- Comment on The Illuminati are about to launch a Bird Flu Pandemic 1 month ago:
A US terrorist attack, an American Revolution, WW3, and Nuclear Holocaust will follow. May 17 2027 is the end.
That’s soooo long, can’t we just get this over with?
- Comment on Is it creepy when lemmings go digging through post votes to see who voted how on different posts and comments? 1 month ago:
NOOO MY IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS IM BLOCKING YOU 5EVER!!!
- Comment on Is it creepy when lemmings go digging through post votes to see who voted how on different posts and comments? 1 month ago:
How do you even see who down votes?
- Comment on Every Man A King 1 month ago:
While I am honored at the idea, I would point out that OP’s handle is okwhateverdude, which fits the bill even better.
- Comment on Every Man A King 1 month ago:
Wonderful. I love it. What should we call this form of subject changing post? It’s not a shit post, it’s something more brilliant, artful, and positive.
- Comment on The answer is already there. You’re just not allowed to see it. 1 month ago:
Here’s a fact: I fuckin’ hate this shit.
- Comment on Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar 1 month ago:
qUiRkY
- Comment on The woke liberals are making our wars gay 1 month ago:
Nukes are the ultimate Chekov’s Gun. It’s only a matter of time before one gets touched off somewhere for some reason. Especially as society continues to crumble from underlying ecological collapse.
- Comment on The woke liberals are making our wars gay 1 month ago:
I’ve had conversations with people who think that Medieval warfare was more honorable and better because of the hand to hand nature of it, and that guns ruined how badass it was.
It also draws to mind the inventor of the machine gun Hiram Maxim’s idea that the machine gun would be so terrible that people would stop having wars.
The reality is that war has always been the worst thing that can happen, and most people die of disease and indiscriminate weapons like artillery.
It seems the strategy of making hell more hellish to stop the hell is a poor one.
- Comment on Challenge everything 1 month ago:
Would you like to play a game?
- Comment on Ciao 2 months ago:
Shucksposting.
- Comment on Man, this new human chatbot is great. Way better than the computer ones. 2 months ago:
Chef’s kiss
Thx
- Comment on Man, this new human chatbot is great. Way better than the computer ones. 2 months ago:
What is this and how do I find it? Not possible to Google chatTJB it’s just 100 million links to gpt.
- Comment on What would a super hero A.I. be like ? 2 months ago:
Slopman.
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 2 months ago:
A strap-on would prolly do the trick.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Hope the door hits you on the way out!
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 2 months ago:
I hadn’t considered panties, but I was thinking about how you’d just be chasing yer pecker around trying to back up on that thing.
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 2 months ago:
Trying to conceptualize what that would be like is making my head hurt.
- Comment on ZA/UM laying off 32 employees after Zero Parades fails to reach commercial success 2 months ago:
Yeah I had no idea.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
America is a grift that exists to fuck as much money out of you as possible.
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 3 months ago:
He’s gotta be dying his hair.
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 3 months ago:
Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.
- Comment on How come there is so many commercials to make a guy hard but not something for women that will enjoy sex more? No pun intended in this but why are women getting royally fucked? 3 months ago:
I remember hearing some years ago that Viagra was also effective in getting women in the mood.
I’m guessing it’s the usual, it’s more complicated, expensive, and the people who make those decisions aren’t interested in women’s pleasure.