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- Comment on But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000! 4 days ago:
The one year I actually tried to watch the Olympics, every time I turned it on, it was always curling. Which seems like it’d be a fun game if you were drinking a beer and playing, but not the greatest spectator sport.
- Comment on But bro please 1 week ago:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There are worse things than dying in a firefight.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
There are little gnomes inside and when it gets hot they start hopping. That hopping powers the fan.
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 2 weeks ago:
Every time I see a Tesla with the fuckin, “we bought this before he went crazy,” sticker I get so mad. He’s been a POS the whole time I’ve heard about him, most people don’t pay any attention I guess.
- Comment on Road to Vostok Early Access Trailer 2 weeks ago:
This looks fucking rad as all get out. Big fan of STALKER and Finnish STALKER sounds real cool.
- Comment on In multiple shots (no pun intended) it is shown him holding a phone to record. Question is what happened to the phone and why not release his video? 3 weeks ago:
Prolly find it at a pawn shop.
- Comment on The Boss Kyle 3 weeks ago:
THESE COLORS DON’T RUN SON, NOW FUCK ME!
- Comment on Are there cannabis CPAP machines? 5 weeks ago:
You’re looking for stupid questions only.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I literally cannot understand why every urinal has a permanent piss puddle under it. It’s like once the 1st bastard misses all subsequent pissers are forced to not step in piss and stay further and further away, only leading to more piss. It’s a feed back piss cycle.
- Comment on "Refrigerate after opening and store in the refrigerator door." Why the door for this mayo? 1 month ago:
Ahh a connoisseur I see.
- Comment on get out of my head 1 month ago:
I’ve never actually seen goatsee so I’ll take your word for it.
- Comment on Blasting creed 1 month ago:
You heard the meme.
- Comment on get out of my head 1 month ago:
For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.
- Comment on I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me 1 month ago:
1st time I dropped acid we ended up in a McDonald’s at one point. Worst time ever. The fountain drink machine kicked on and scared the shit outta me.
- Comment on I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me 1 month ago:
I’ve seen the dude who works at the bank out back hitting the pen.
- Comment on Of course there is. 2 months ago:
I think smoking meth is a little harder of a deal. Mostly a joke more than anything.
- Comment on Of course there is. 2 months ago:
When you use them they put you in a fascist mental state.
- Comment on Of course there is. 2 months ago:
I have a pet theory that amphetamines are inherently fascist. I’d be surprised if the “normal” meth sub is commie, but knowing what chuds consider communist, it’s not surprising that they’d make an even more hard-line sub.
- Comment on American exceptionalism 2 months ago:
I think if you made a tea to concentrate the nicotine it’d do it. That’s how I’ve heard it used as a poison.
- Comment on We're going backwards 2 months ago:
In large cities there are entire apartment buildings that have been converted to illegal hotels on Air BNB. It’s a huge problem, not the entire problem, but a damn big one.
- Comment on Is gold investing a scam? 2 months ago:
Also sandwiches are a
terribletasty way to store value. - Comment on I just came in your cereal. AMA 2 months ago:
Why?
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 2 months ago:
You think if I could do that I’d be here?
- Comment on How does "DNS" work on the dark web? 2 months ago:
FBI Director Kash Patel. He has resting crazy mf’er face. Unfortunately it’s terminal with no known cure.
- Comment on Huge if true 2 months ago:
Standard can of beer is 12 oz, and there are 32ish oz in a liter.
- Comment on I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this 2 months ago:
Damn I forgot all about this guy.
- Comment on IT'S TIME! 2 months ago:
Feathery?
Calling someone/something a Turkey is a colloquial insult.
- Comment on How did Russian Roulette come to be? I find it hard to believe someone came up with it one day saying see how lucky I am today? I include suicidal people in this too. 2 months ago:
Very interesting Wikipedia page. Thanks for sharing.
- Comment on True romance, despite everything. 2 months ago:
*created by
- Comment on Take action 2 months ago:
But…but I don’t wanna be executed.