Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally cannot understand why every urinal has a permanent piss puddle under it. It’s like once the 1st bastard misses all subsequent pissers are forced to not step in piss and stay further and further away, only leading to more piss. It’s a feed back piss cycle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Refrigerate after opening and store in the refrigerator door." Why the door for this mayo?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh a connoisseur I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get out of my head⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never actually seen goatsee so I’ll take your word for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blasting creed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You heard the meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get out of my head⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1st time I dropped acid we ended up in a McDonald’s at one point. Worst time ever. The fountain drink machine kicked on and scared the shit outta me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen the dude who works at the bank out back hitting the pen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think smoking meth is a little harder of a deal. Mostly a joke more than anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you use them they put you in a fascist mental state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pet theory that amphetamines are inherently fascist. I’d be surprised if the “normal” meth sub is commie, but knowing what chuds consider communist, it’s not surprising that they’d make an even more hard-line sub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American exceptionalism⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think if you made a tea to concentrate the nicotine it’d do it. That’s how I’ve heard it used as a poison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're going backwards⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In large cities there are entire apartment buildings that have been converted to illegal hotels on Air BNB. It’s a huge problem, not the entire problem, but a damn big one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gold investing a scam?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also sandwiches are a terrible tasty way to store value.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just came in your cereal. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You think if I could do that I’d be here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does "DNS" work on the dark web?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FBI Director Kash Patel. He has resting crazy mf’er face. Unfortunately it’s terminal with no known cure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huge if true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Standard can of beer is 12 oz, and there are 32ish oz in a liter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn I forgot all about this guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S TIME! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Feathery?

  Calling someone/something a Turkey is a colloquial insult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did Russian Roulette come to be? I find it hard to believe someone came up with it one day saying see how lucky I am today? I include suicidal people in this too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Very interesting Wikipedia page. Thanks for sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True romance, despite everything.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *created by

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But…but I don’t wanna be executed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some years ago I lived next to a weird subdivision neighborhood, with the looping streets and what not. Not a gated community, but there was only one road in and out. One day a tree fell across that road and everybody that lived there was stuck most of the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's so annoying when you just can't spell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes people know the name of what street they’re on from memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why not just move to a gated community⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I really struggle to understand the purpose of gated communities. As a workmen type dude who has regularly had to go into these places, every time I’m stuck at a gate calling someone to open up, without fail someone else waiting behind me will buzz me in no questions asked. Also usually nothing stopping you from walking around the gate, sure you can’t bring a car in, but other than that nothing stopping you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Piss baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babe are you okay? You've hardly touched your No Pegging Poctober⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me first!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carrot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog........right.....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always the most wrong when the answer is stated confidently. When it says this appears to be, or this might be, it’s often right.