Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's so annoying when you just can't spell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes people know the name of what street they’re on from memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why not just move to a gated community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I really struggle to understand the purpose of gated communities. As a workmen type dude who has regularly had to go into these places, every time I’m stuck at a gate calling someone to open up, without fail someone else waiting behind me will buzz me in no questions asked. Also usually nothing stopping you from walking around the gate, sure you can’t bring a car in, but other than that nothing stopping you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Piss baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babe are you okay? You've hardly touched your No Pegging Poctober⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me first!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carrot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coping⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog........right.....⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always the most wrong when the answer is stated confidently. When it says this appears to be, or this might be, it’s often right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big savings⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Read glands instead of grands accidentally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's got the talent⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  3 1/2 to 1? What the fuck kinda ratio is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Meta] Folks, comes often up this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Groovy. Seems like we’re on the same page. Thank you for your service.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Meta] Folks, comes often up this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we talking posts of AI shitting the bed, or shit posts intentionally generated with AI? I also like the idea of labeling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Noted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worth a try since it's free⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The price was right, but the after care was nothing to write home about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fetal alcohol syndrome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget his name. Guy who capped the Minnesota dem state reps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brad buys a house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They are if you vote by mail. All ballots have the signature matched to the one on your driver’s license.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, it’s trying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time posters be like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I too desire this information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honkwiching⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We need him now more than ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do AI data centers manage to *consume* water, but when I cool my house, my A/C *makes* water?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just cause you use water in one place doesn’t mean it’ll come back in the same place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proving there is no *I* in A.I.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It says a lot about A.I. that I immediately assumed the censored name was a slur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are all asking the same question⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did somebody photoshop this rano picture for a true story? The pictures in the wiki are of a completely different person. I guess to make it a little sexier?

  People are weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Grooming scissors, sure. Full size scissors? Not a chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Years ago, my now deceased grandfather and uncle were flying together. My grandfather had a full ass pair of scissors in his fanny pack, because he was a practical man and having scissors on your person at all times is useful.

  My uncle scanned the row of x-ray machines, and picked the line with the TSA agent that was inspecting booties closer than the x-ray screen.

  My grandpa successfully made the trip with his scissors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pegged⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe Dr Fistington is asking what is colloquially known as a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Final wishes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you have to be sure about the diagnosis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Rename comm to shitty posts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People were no less thirsty back then⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.