It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch
Only $50?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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malloc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
goofystench@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆
Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s piss. Squirting is pissing. That’s been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.
kungen@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
Nothing wrong with having a piss fetish nowadays; you can call it what it is without shame.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, but what most peoplecall squirt is actually piss.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Found the girl who “squirts” (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she’s not pissing on him)
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Dude, piss baby was right there!
mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I’m a professional couch fucker.
Love, JD
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Always say “thank you” to juicy couchussy.
JD.
RejZoR@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Considering how much Belle Delphine was charging for her bottled bath water, this is bargain!
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Right? This is just a marketing problem. Charge $5000 and photoshop some bikini model on there.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
First thought: “Who would buy this?”
Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they’d lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
… the Vice President of the USA
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dam nice call back
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
That… Thing is not part of society.
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Quagmire would pay $5000
buggybug@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Gently squirted on couch
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You know it when you see it.
joel_feila@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ever take a fire house to a couch
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well without skeet it’s clearly only worth $30 tops.
Fortatech@gregtech.eu 2 weeks ago
Reminds me of a certain American politician…
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Legit question though—as someone who doesn’t get to participate in such activities but: do people who are active with this stuff and who perform it on a bed not wash it after hanky panky? Like I see in amateur stuff that some people definitely put towels on top of the bed and all that but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway without washing themselves. So, all that grime is still bound to get on the blankets/sheets anyway. This has me thinking people do at least go out of their way to wash it or at least replace the sheets the next day but do they really? Asking for me…
SirQuack@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway
As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.
Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
We sleep in the cum, it dries and smells in the morning and we do it again. Then I throw the whole stack of sheets in the washer and take an extensive shower.
Wash rinse repeat
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cool—thanks!
Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Mattress protector so youre only really getting the blankets dirty. If there’s a massive fucking puddle I’ll usually change the sheets but otherwise I’ll just shower and change the sheets the next day. If I’m smart I’ll throw down a towel or a shittier blanket but I’m not smart often.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
One of my partners squirts like a fountain, and we just put a towel or 3 down to catch it so she doesn’t have to sleep in a wetspot
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
I always wanted a sofa full of genetic material to let me clone someone.
Pnut@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You can clone. What’s important is that you ask yourself if you should. I’m not sure we need any more casual couch squirters.
realitista@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Well… as long as it was done gently…
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
flips the seat over
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
JD: “no skeet yet.”
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
because he wants it back
demizerone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
OK GOOD!