demizerone

@demizerone@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Its like GI Joe Public Service Announcement! Pork chop sandwiches!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo confirms $90 price for full Breath of the Wild experience on Switch 2⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nintendo doesn’t give AF about poor people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Circle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Until we undo capitalism, we are going to have these 80 year cycles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more Bosch for me..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate how they don’t mention connectivity anymore when buying shit. None of the reviews mention this either that the app has tracking and that you have to pay for stuff. If they do mention it, it’s barely a brief mention of it, and nothing more. I got my van in 2023 and it needs an app but luckily Toyota gives me an option to turn all that shit off so now I have a dumb van supposedly. And I fucking hate vehicles with Wi-Fi. Why the fuck does my vehicle need Wi-Fi? My phone has Wi-Fi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more Bosch for me..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He must have a fucking ton of dishes. We get a few mugs and bowls every year as Christmas gifts. I have to do periodic cleansing of gift dishes. Lately though, I tell my wife, okay, we got this as a gift. Now we have to put it in the cabinet where it belongs and we have to throw away something else. Do you want to keep this or not bcz we do not have any more space. It usually goes to the trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets handed a note⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had multiple women tell me they want to fuck in high school and I was so dumb to not get the message. One was basically jumping on my dick. I masturbated to some of these ladies for years until I eventually lost my virginity when I was 24. I hated myself for many years for not getting the message. 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Win win⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I traded mine in. Was underwater by 10k. Fuck me, but fuck Elon more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and tell us what you see⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Check the comments for the name of the actress…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't envy the humans pre-dentistry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes how I remember them chiseling my tooth out with a hammer. The surgeon I had was a bad ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just think skibidibi sounds neat.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m bussin yo mama!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love the future.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get ready for the scam economy to go into overdrive to take all that you have left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sound like the place for me. Thanks stranger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I bought it from Amazon to boot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a Chinese made emulation device for $60 and it came with all the games and firmwares I would ever want or need. It was then I knew China is the shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What keeps Americans from being mad about the state of their country?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My education in California was only to facilitate me becoming a wage slave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House Faith Office⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully rapture comes and removes her from this planet for being Anti-Christ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My YouTube homepage after I watch one balatro video⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha! I made this mistake when looking for a morning his video to use to make fun of my hardcore right wing friend. Now all I see is those shit heads on my algo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo Switch 2 finally officially revealed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an og Nintendo hype veteran from the days of N64. This is the first where I ignored all the rumors. I am not impressed also not disappointed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Waffle stomp of power!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iraq War was preceded by the largest worldwide non-violent protests in history and the war happened anyway.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And the gun was 3d printed. They will not stop at making 3d printing illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's Mastodon precious?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Community owned centralized systems are the answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Netflix exclusive⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Make a three part ad show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yakuza creator Nagoshi says the era of game size being most important is coming to an end⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was excited by Tears of the Kingdom but when I opened up the underground area I passed. That game is the biggest open world I have experienced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My markup has my cat's contributions.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I built my resume in latex 10 years ago. It was phenomenally beautiful. Haven’t touched it since.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My ps5 is collecting dust. I wish it was more like a Steam machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blizzard Co-Founder Reveals True Reason For Departure⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bobby is the worst thing to happen to blizzard. I stopped buying their games bcz I don’t want to enrich that shit head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if over consumption of dew dogs make yer teeth fall out. Yee haw!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could an American please prove me wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Freedom, for our defense contractors to make our government spread more freedom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Publishing Revenue⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like the Olympics. The companies are vampire squids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit Undeleted all my posts and comments⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. I just deleted my top comments and deleted the account. I wasn’t a high fluting karma whore, but it was 15 years worth. I still open reddit accidentally often, and that site is for sure going for the generic social media route. Such a shame.