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If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think what people don’t appreciate about this is that it’s not just about slamming the phone. The other person can HEAR you slam the phone, it’s loud as hell. And that knowledge is what made slamming it so satisfying

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah especially if you did it while they were in the middle of speaking.

      I did it once to a boss who threatened to fire me if I didn’t cover a Sunday shift. I said I quit instead, and they started to backtrack.

      I close my eyes and relive that detectable moment sometimes. I remember everything about it. My roommate was smoking a menthol cigarette by the window and her dog barked at the sound of me slamming the receiver home.

      I think this might be my Nexus.

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    • JollyBrancher@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      With the og flip phones you should still somewhat do this. Must’ve been a slight delay between closing and the call disconnecting. Slight enough to hear those plastic casings clap.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Those phones were durable AF.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I recall at least one movie scene where the hero beat the bad guy with one, and we all knew that would definitely work.

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you slam it hard enough you can still do this.

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    • demizerone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Especially with the glass iphones.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve broken plenty of phones back in the day from slamming the handset down on the cradle.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      break a public pay phone

      At the zenith of that technology, the phone company(ies) had already battle tested countless other designs. The newest relics you find are hardened enough to be left unattended in the most vandalism prone areas imaginable. Each one, a little fortress perfectly protecting delicate electronics and a coin-box. Slam it all you want: they’re nigh-on indestructible.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The only non-functioning payphones I ever saw were the ones where the handset had been sawn off.

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    • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why run from the broken public? Not like they ever knew

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You have to really try to actually break a public payphone. By the time the receiver cracks you’ve hung up on the other end at least one or two slams ago.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now if they’re really mad in a movie you see someone yeet their $800 phone. They lost the middle ground of slamming or throwing a $50 corded phone out the window. Now there’s only the nuclear option.

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    • sugarboydede@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hello there

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  • last_philosopher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Someone could make an app that detects a slam and hangs up the phone, then also sell a padded slam-receiver to replicate the experience. Or just use a pillow.

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    • clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      exactly this

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  • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There’s a market for that.

    a.co/d/4k1KBf4

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like this. I can slam it down without breaking my cell phone

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      • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        People slam game controllers and replace them all the time. Same would go for this handset. Might even find a “retro” one that’s sturdier. You could murder one with those old school ones.

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  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    gingerly puts down a $600 iPhone, trembling in anger “…good day, sir.”

    …yeah, we might need a generation of phones built to be a tank, just so we can properly communicate our wrath to the other person.

    Huh. Maybe a ‘soundboard’ app, which allows you to hang up the current call with a sound effect?

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    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Or a USB-c to RJ45 converter so you can get an old phone from the thrift shop to carry around in case of angry phone shenanigans.

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      • NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        RJ11 converter* an RJ45 is too big.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I would love to have a soundboard that played sounds in calls. I’d answer the phone like Wolfman Jack all “caller, you’re on the air! gorilla noise, honk”

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      • Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Could be a thing soon, Android has added “sound enojis” that imo were probably the worst idea ever and only exist for kids to annoy their parents. It’s a soundboard with like 3 sounds on the call screen when you’re on a call. I could see them eventually allowing custom ones.

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  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How’s your knees feeling OP?

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had one of those Nokia candybar phones back in the late 90s early 2000s. nothing was more therapeutic than just chucking the phone across the parking lot at mach 1. walking over to the pieces, assembling it, and going on with your day.

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  • Karjalan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe this is why articles are always saying “So and so SLAMS Such and such”. Nostalgia

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think that comes from pro wrestling.

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  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For the modern effect, get a foldable or clamshell phone and flick it closed with some major sass.

    It’s the best thing about having a foldable.

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through–

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    • Case@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean, really the modern equivalent is throwing your phone at a hard surface.

      It certainly makes a statement. Fuck all of this to the point I’m going to sever contact with the world and throw away a ton of money.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I liked having a flip 5, so i could flip it closed multiple times

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The payphone is by the school lockers. That brings back memories 👴🏼

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    • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My school had an official “smokers’ corner.” Oh no, not for the teachers. It was for the kids.
      And it was inside the building.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We had a smoking room, but it was only for seniors.

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  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s an inanimate fucking object!

    youtu.be/9x-iZGnsLOU

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Love the video

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  • drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Would you hear the slam in the other end?

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    • bramkaandorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The beginning, in some cases.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes you definitely would

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  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I slammed my phone down and need a new one constantly

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why is there a payphone inside of a highschool?

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Cell phones didn’t exist. Kids need to call to get picked up after hours. There were payphones anywhere they would be used. Malls, Outside fast food restaurants, in shopping centers at gas stations.

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      • Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I like in Australia we never got rid of them. More or less every payphone I saw growing up is still here. But they gave them 2 amazing upgrades:

        1. They are now free to use

        2. They are additionally free Wifi hotspots

        Much better than dismantling them imo. They may not be widely used, but it’s worth it for those that do. I’ve even used it once when my phone went flat and needed to call my wife.

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Replace “inside of a highschool” with literally any location with reasonable footfall to get the same answer.

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Fair.

        Just seems weird to have it in a hallway. Maybe it opens up to a cafeteria behind the camera where I would expect it.

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    • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So kids could use the phone.

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And why is it the woman from B99

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because it was a time in between smoke signals and cell phones

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    • unphazed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So kids can prank call during lunchbreak and call 900 numbers… and call the parents to say they got in trouble for inappropriate calls…

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  • Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It was glorious when we could all do this

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  • maki@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So sexy

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  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or you can just simply slapping your face. It has a similar sound effect.

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  • callyral@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    i mean if you slam a modern phone hard enough…

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    i mean you can still do this, my mom’s SO has multiple landline phones in their house, and i’m sure it’s not that difficult to convert an old landline phone to use modern standards with some adapters.

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    • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t think anyone was claiming that it was literally impossible.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        wow no shit

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m old enough to have done this, yet I never have…

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I feel like this was more one of these movie things that don’t happen nearly as often in real life.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oldhead here: we slammed the living shit of those phones.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You probably weren’t that angry when using public phones.

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I was once in New York using an AT&T payphone and trying to place a reverse-charge (or “international collect”) call to the UK and the operator REFUSED to accept that UK phone numbers are ten digits long. You better believe I put that thing through it’s paces.

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  • Alatarius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Doing this was always satisfying

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Man imagine the privilege.

    There are whole third world countries that still NEED to use these types of phones LMAO 🤣

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re surprisingly wrong. Landlines exist but there is basically nowhere left in the world where landlines outnumber mobiles (except places like North Korea, obvs). Mobile networks are literally cheaper to run than landline networks and that gets more and more true as the quality of infrastructure drops.

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