rmuk
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- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 6 days ago:
Dunno. I’d be satisfied if he died on his own, forgotten, abandoned, somewhere cold and dark.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
One recessed spotlight per square meter of floor space, cold white, no dimmer.
- Comment on These should be brought back 1 week ago:
- Comment on PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE 2 weeks ago:
FFS, what’s wrong with you dumbasses? Watching YouTube on your phone or on the instrument cluster is fucking insane and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re joking or not, grow the fuck up.
Eye strain is no laughing matter. Use a tablet.
- Comment on PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE 2 weeks ago:
HELL YEAH, BROTHER, I’M CRANKIN’ M- oh, sorry, wrong community.
- Comment on Ain't no one breaking in 3 weeks ago:
“You don’t need 2FA, just make sure to pick a good password.”
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I always keep my cars spotless. Slightly scented, never more than a little dusty, some dirt on the carpets but nothing more.
Now my home, on the other hand. That’s a fucking pigsty.
- Comment on Remember to do your update 3 weeks ago:
Don’t forget to install SysInternals PageDefrag
- Comment on Condiment udders 5 weeks ago:
I’ve never seen these used for condiments, but I used to see these being used all the time on soap dispensers in workshops.
- Comment on Fight me 5 weeks ago:
🤓 ACKSHUALLY
It’s not possible for a heat pump - or anything - to even be 100% efficient, let alone 400%. Efficiency is measure of how much of the input energy gets converted to useful output energy, and since heat pumps don’t actually create heat the useful output is the compressor’s ability to pump refrigerant about. The Coefficient of Performance - the ratio between energy put in and useful work done - is 400% for a heat pump (give or take).
- Comment on I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time 1 month ago:
A phone would be a bit much, but an ereader with a solar charger loaded up with Wikipedia and a chunk of Project Gutenberg would probably last with a bit of care.
- Comment on I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time 1 month ago:
That’s a joke-turned-plot element from one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide books. The protagonist, a human everyman stranded with a primitive culture on a distant world realises he has no idea how electricity, steam engines, medicine, etc works but he becomes a respected member of their community by making sandwiches.
- Comment on Dawg... 1 month ago:
So to be clear: there is no correlation between weed use and hotdog use, other than that they’re both in decline. This means that they created this graph showing two unrelated datasets for no reason other than that they could. Or, maybe, because they wanted to use the cursed image of a spliff in a hotdog bun.
- Comment on At 1% 1 month ago:
IF the phone can output enough power with it’s OTG port AND has the correct drivers for that cheap-ass looking USB framebuffer graphics thing AND that’s an active HDMI to VGA adapter rather than some shitty vendor-specific implementation based on some unholy bastardisation AND the phone supports external displays… then I still don’t think it’d work, tbh (but it won’t (it might though (it won’t))).
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 1 month ago:
Every military in the world uses UTC so I’m gonna say that.
Otherwise, I’d go for UTC-1 because… well, look at it. There’s no way they could lose because there’s nothing there to lose. Nuke away, boyos, it’s all ocean.
- Comment on Invest 🫘⤴️ 1 month ago:
I should eat nothing but breakfast food from now on.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 2 months ago:
While this shit is permitted I don’t want to hear any Americans criticise another county’s cuisine.
- Comment on Stolen from WallStreetBets 2 months ago:
Imagine having a multi-monitor setup like that and using the built-in d🤢sk st🤮nds.
This message brought to you by VESA monitor arm mount crew.
- Comment on Natural selection at work 2 months ago:
Some female humans also have pseudo penises and they’re dishwasher safe so checkmate nature.
- Comment on I get the rest of them, but what's a jobs sandwich? 2 months ago:
Choad chowder. Ramrod regiment. Anaconda assembly. Meatstick meeting. Phallic phalanx.
- Comment on Cable placement a little weird, but the ergonomics are excellent. 2 months ago:
Not quite fully vertical, but I got a Microsoft Sculpt Mouse ten years ago and it was an overnight improvement. I fear the day it finally gives up the ghost.
- Comment on You donkey 2 months ago:
Well, three days have passed and I didn’t think for a second I’d be into THAT of all things but, well, here we are. Thanks - appreciated.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 2 months ago:
The squat toilet is for pooping what the urinal is for wee. If you have really baggy trousers you don’t even need to undo your belt.
- Comment on Remember beans? 2 months ago:
Understandable mistake, but wrong. Here’s a documentary about Bilbo Baggins that might help.
- Comment on Remember beans? 2 months ago:
It’s beans. Remember beans?
- Comment on You donkey 2 months ago:
I didn’t know what Dimmu Borgir is but since were talking about food I have now convinced myself it’s a Middle Eastern take on the cheeseburger and I will not be told otherwise.
- Comment on Aged like milk 2 months ago:
May we all inherit the world that we strive to create.
- Comment on Too soon? 2 months ago:
He reaped what he sowed, may we all be so lucky.
- Comment on Bit sad in'nit 2 months ago:
I was gonna say, that kid was better on the banjo than I am on the vielle à roue.
- Comment on quiet place 2 months ago:
Smart Character 1: “This waterfall provides fresh water for drinking and farming, a plentiful source of energy, ideal fishing grounds, and camouflages us from the predators senses such that we can talk and act freely.” Smart Character 2: “We must not live here.” Smart Character 1: “Of course not.”
