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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been putting a lot of thought into this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advertisements⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed AdSense on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't wait for 2016!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.

  Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That’s basically what they’re describing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …defines “Milk” as meaning exclusively the normal mammary secretion obtained from one or more milkings without either addition thereto or extraction therefrom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Natural and unadulterated. So, yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, I agree. I’ll still call it “oat milk” but I don’t think they should be allowed to call it “milk” in any form. I get they have quirky marketing and, IMHO, a great product, but allowing a corporation to use a work like that laissez-faire is pretty dangerous: oat milk isn’t naturally occuring and their product has lots of extra stuff added in (sweeteners, fortifiers, etc), neither of which should be true for a productive called “milk”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  your friend is laying like this would you and from work to her sister with like this. Wyd?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every fucking day if I could.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save as PDF⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Potable Document Format. Retains formatting and safe to consume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried using an AI service that will take the description you provided and render it as a creepy, completely humourless, fight-or-flight response inducing hallucination at the cost of merely boiling off a small lake?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a 52" screen mounted to the tailgate connected to a laptop on the passenger seat with a bunch of PowerPoints queued up.

  Sorry.pptx SorryNotSorry.pptx Thankyou.pptx NiceDrivingDipshit.pptx YouBlindMotherfucker.pptx Appreciated.pptx ILoveYourSprinterTruanoAE86ItsJustLikeTheOneFromInitialD.pptx

  Not all of those get a lot of use. I’ve never used SorryNotSorry.pptx, for example

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am looking for a Linux OS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, but that’s not what you found. What you have there is a cat, which is also very good! In fact, the excellent news is that you can keep the cat and continue searching for a Linux distro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I might actually be a respectable member of society⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LSD is fucking boring. There, I said it. People say ‘on acid’ to mean crazy, unhinged and over-the-top but it just makes you notice things like shapes more and you have to specifically remember to swing your arms when you walk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've Hit The Perfect Weight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy mode: 420kg

  Hard mode: 4.20kg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Head of QC for O-Ring production, NASA, Jan 1983 - Oct 1986 Pipeline Integrity Officer, Exxon Valdez, Oct 1986 - March 1989 Chief of Security and Intelligence, Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, Mar 1989 - Apr 1995

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I tend to find that white tone bulbs work better than RGB for getting room lighting right, though you can get RGBWW bulbs which do well at both. Honestly I’m not attached to any specific brand but I’ve had consistently good experiences with IKEA Tradfri and Lidl Silvercrest bulbs, which both work with Zigbee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take a look at the Adaptive Lighting integration if you haven’t already. You can set the colour/temp/brightness of your bulbs for daytime and nighttime, per zone if you want, and it will nicely fade over a set period around dawn and dusk.

  Also, the first time I wrote that last sentence it got autocorrected to “around dawn and dick”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The correct answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I came here to see if anyone mentioned Home Assistant + Adaptive Lighting. Every single lightbulb in my house is at least a colour temperature bulb and most of them are controlled by Adaptive Lighting. It’s hard to explain just how well it works and how nice it is to have a nook or hallway be ceiling lit and daylight-bright during the day, then warm and cozy by lamplight in the evening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have these every where in my house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’d be like me wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a haunted house of mirrors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nature sure made the right choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was at a show in Berlin once and a saw a guy take another guy’s dick up his dickhole. Still haunts me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The labels are from the perspective of the other plushies, which are standing over her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mama!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But you’re still coming in to work, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My neck: long, pale, displayed proudly Einstein’s neck: obscured by shadow, probably ashamed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science wins again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Science!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your name better be Caleb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks about wheat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm. I’m currently at Tim Horton’s and there’s no rice growing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drivers over 70 to undergo eye tests every three years under plans to improve road safety | LBC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A good start, but I think it should be more than just an eye test.

  Here’s my opinion: everyone should have to take a refresher course and test every ten years.