rmuk

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invest 🫘⤴️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I should eat nothing but breakfast food from now on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  While this shit is permitted I don’t want to hear any Americans criticise another county’s cuisine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stolen from WallStreetBets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine having a multi-monitor setup like that and using the built-in d🤢sk st🤮nds.

  This message brought to you by VESA monitor arm mount crew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural selection at work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some female humans also have pseudo penises and they’re dishwasher safe so checkmate nature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get the rest of them, but what's a jobs sandwich?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Choad chowder. Ramrod regiment. Anaconda assembly. Meatstick meeting. Phallic phalanx.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable placement a little weird, but the ergonomics are excellent.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not quite fully vertical, but I got a Microsoft Sculpt Mouse ten years ago and it was an overnight improvement. I fear the day it finally gives up the ghost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You donkey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, three days have passed and I didn’t think for a second I’d be into THAT of all things but, well, here we are. Thanks - appreciated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  The squat toilet is for pooping what the urinal is for wee. If you have really baggy trousers you don’t even need to undo your belt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember beans?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Understandable mistake, but wrong. Here’s a documentary about Bilbo Baggins that might help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember beans?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s beans. Remember beans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You donkey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know what Dimmu Borgir is but since were talking about food I have now convinced myself it’s a Middle Eastern take on the cheeseburger and I will not be told otherwise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aged like milk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  May we all inherit the world that we strive to create.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He reaped what he sowed, may we all be so lucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bit sad in'nit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna say, that kid was better on the banjo than I am on the vielle à roue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quiet place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smart Character 1: “This waterfall provides fresh water for drinking and farming, a plentiful source of energy, ideal fishing grounds, and camouflages us from the predators senses such that we can talk and act freely.” Smart Character 2: “We must not live here.” Smart Character 1: “Of course not.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Longest comment chain!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is taking too long.

  Ahem.

  Badger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cinderella's Millennium Falcon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone else see the extremely revealing tube top at the front? No? Just me, then. Alrighty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨have some standards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they tell you they watched the Fallout TV series, what you really need to know is how often they paused it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨have some standards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Couples who play MMOs together have that kinkiest sex lives. There, I said it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨language learning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can’t make a broken family at home, store-bought is fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A conundrum⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most countries have fixed-rate mortgages. Most rental properties are also mortgaged. So a renter is paying for maintenance/insurance/tax costs, the landlord’s profits margin and the landlord’s mortgage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A conundrum⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mortgage payments are almost universally lower than rent payments. With rent, you’re paying for upkeep, maintenance, administration, a profit margin and the landlord’s mortgage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time has come! ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it is considered good protocol to include the header.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you improve this? Easy. You improve it the same way you improve the Sistine Chapel, There Will Come Soft Rains or Nick Offerman’s moustache: you leave it the fuck alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which just makes this model all the more impressive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should have sent a poet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandatory self-reflection hours⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s short for EnorMous Dash. Not to be confused with the ENormous Dash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandatory self-reflection hours⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, Al’s a prick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I refuse to by a new mouse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s not many objects that you use with the same regularity and intimacy as a mouse other than footwear and furniture. If they’re a bit off you get used to them to the point their flaws become part of their charm. I got my Microsoft Sculpt Mouse when they were brand new. It’s still going strong and I’ll be heartbroken when it eventually dies but, at the risk of jinxing it, it’s showing no signs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Applies to many things. Not just religion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And how do you know this? Is it because someone said “this is true” and then someone else was then able to say “no it isn’t - and here’s the evidence”.