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- Comment on nature is music 3 days ago:
Image Just sayin’
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 week ago:
Wait until they’re not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it’s kinda a bit weird.
- Comment on Thank you Gary ❤️ 1 week ago:
Gary forgot the five Ibuprofen.
- Comment on Thank you Gary ❤️ 1 week ago:
You eat cigarettes?
- Comment on New Survey that will determine your age. You are really old if you score a perfect 11 out of 11 2 weeks ago:
Some more:
- Smoking while observing a sheep.
- Smoking on the dancefloor at the hippest discotheque in town.
- Smoking while threading the film into the stedicam rig on the set of the Stanley Kubrick film The Shining (1980).
- Smoking while performing open-heart surgery.
- Smoking while restarting the computers at the dinosaur park.
- Smoking while Niel and Buzz are down on the surface.
- Offering a cigarette to a dodo
- Stubbing out York cigarette after filling in a form which asks for your date of birth which is the 7th August 1968.
- Comment on The cat turns him in 2 weeks ago:
“Cats can keep secrets, but choose not to. Change my mind.”
- Comment on Clean butt 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but some people shit thrice daily.
- Comment on I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers 2 weeks ago:
In seriousness, though, one of these type of sites looked like a scam but they warned me that my Driver Registry needed defragmentation to avoid WiFi Corruption and had a free download to fix it so, y’know, swings and roundabouts.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 weeks ago:
Steady on with that kind of comment, please. They might be sequoia fuckers.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 4 weeks ago:
“Trade it in or recycle it” basically means “your best bet to solve this problem is to pass it on to someone else, who will pass it on to someone else, and so on until it arrives at landfill”.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Hotdogs also come in 12s. In jars of 12.
- Comment on TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google 5 weeks ago:
They should make a device that removes the need for waffle stomping. Like, maybe a separate fixture without a grille and with an aperture large enough to allow the solid loaf to pass straight through. Maybe integrate some kind of support to allow the user to comfortably assume and hold a squatting position. Oh, and a cleaning feature to wash the contents away.
- Comment on Do tell!!! 5 weeks ago:
“The Guide says there is an art to flying”, said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams
- Comment on Do tell!!! 5 weeks ago:
Sator Arepo tenet opera rotas.
- Comment on Do tell!!! 5 weeks ago:
Never use a dowel on your bowel.
- Comment on It works for anything 1 month ago:
.pdf.exe
- Comment on What Refutes Science... 2 months ago:
Cow goes up, cow comes down, can’t explain that.
- Comment on What Refutes Science... 2 months ago:
Who has time for YouTube? I get my conspiracies and lies from millisecond-long TikToks.
- Comment on How can Doge access critical government infrastructure and fire people if it isn't even a real department? 2 months ago:
It’s a coup. They are currently
rewritingwillfully ignoring the rules of how things are done.FTFY
- Comment on Makes your jaw drop in amazement 2 months ago:
When I get my own place there will be a urinal in the bathroom. Why wouldn’t there be one? So efficient.
- Comment on Multiverse 2 months ago:
“If there is an infinite number of buckets, there must be a bucket where the other buckets don’t exist.”
- Comment on Why do so many UK electrical sockets have an on/off switch next to them? 2 months ago:
Yeah, I can only tut and shake my head when non-Brits complain about stepping on Lego.
- Comment on Why do so many UK electrical sockets have an on/off switch next to them? 2 months ago:
The specific-plugs-for-lamps think is very rare these days. The reason for it is that it’s not uncommon for our plugs to be on a high amperage circuit - sometimes 30A, occasionally higher - that can’t be safely controlled with a light switch or similar, so the lamp-only circuit will be capped at, say, 3A with unusual plugs to avoid someone trying to connect a tumble dryer.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 months ago:
That guy was, I think, intended as a stand-in for real-life eugenicist and all-round villain Henry Laughlin. Killing him in-game was quite the treat.
- Comment on Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now! 4 months ago:
If Hollywood has taught me one thing, it’s that the hero is handsome and photogenic and the villain is a ugly and greasy…
JUST SAYING.
- Comment on Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted? 4 months ago:
An answer to a different question, but if he gets caught I hope that the media gives him the same treatment as school shooters; plastering his image everywhere, distributing his manifesto and transforming him into an antihero.
- Comment on Causes of Death in London (1623) 4 months ago:
It happens. Image
- Comment on brains! 4 months ago:
Yo mama’s like exFAT; she’s got no permissions so anyone can access anything and her low requirements mean she gets embedded everywhere.
- Comment on Plasticccc 4 months ago:
