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- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 1 day ago:
B for Biden.
Hold your applause, please.
- Comment on Anon beats his meat 3 days ago:
Ackshually it’s “advert”, not “commercial”, innit.
- Comment on avoid these instances 4 days ago:
Yeah, that’s the definitely-not-costal city to the north-west of the also-definitely-not-costal city of Chicago, right?
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 5 days ago:
I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 5 days ago:
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 5 days ago:
Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 5 days ago:
What kind of planet? Little glass planet?
- Comment on Age Verification Laws Are Multiplying Like a Virus, and Your Linux Computer Might be Next 1 week ago:
That security guard has a tiny head.
- Comment on Andrew gives up lease on Crown Estate property 1 week ago:
So he was renting a beautiful house big enough for a large family, with private gardens and total privacy, in one of the most expensive postcodes in the country, all for less than I pay in rent for a one-bedroom flat in a Northern market town.
- Comment on A joyful reminder 1 week ago:
It’ll be a sad day when we lose such a beautiful singing voice.
Praise be Hosana.
- Comment on I LOVE EATING STIR BARS 2 weeks ago:
In the UK we have a chocolate bar called the Star Bar - it’s a LOT like a Boost - and it kinda has the same shape. I honestly thought it was a typo at first and I was like, “the fuck have Cadbury’s changed now?”.
- Comment on i love positivity 2 weeks ago:
I’ve been in cafés where the food is being crawled all over by bees or wasps. It’s usually a good sign because it means the food is full of ingredients they’re attracted to, and they keep flies away.
- Comment on Been putting a lot of thought into this 4 weeks ago:
Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.
- Comment on A succulent meal 4 weeks ago:
Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?
- Comment on Advertisements 4 weeks ago:
My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed AdSense on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.
- Comment on I can't wait for 2016! 4 weeks ago:
Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.
Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That’s basically what they’re describing.
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 4 weeks ago:
Natural and unadulterated. So, yeah.
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 4 weeks ago:
Eh, I agree. I’ll still call it “oat milk” but I don’t think they should be allowed to call it “milk” in any form. I get they have quirky marketing and, IMHO, a great product, but allowing a corporation to use a work like that laissez-faire is pretty dangerous: oat milk isn’t naturally occuring and their product has lots of extra stuff added in (sweeteners, fortifiers, etc), neither of which should be true for a productive called “milk”.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 4 weeks ago:
Every fucking day if I could.
- Comment on Save as PDF 4 weeks ago:
Potable Document Format. Retains formatting and safe to consume.
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 4 weeks ago:
Have you tried using an AI service that will take the description you provided and render it as a creepy, completely humourless, fight-or-flight response inducing hallucination at the cost of merely boiling off a small lake?
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 5 weeks ago:
I have a 52" screen mounted to the tailgate connected to a laptop on the passenger seat with a bunch of PowerPoints queued up.
Sorry.pptx SorryNotSorry.pptx Thankyou.pptx NiceDrivingDipshit.pptx YouBlindMotherfucker.pptx Appreciated.pptx ILoveYourSprinterTruanoAE86ItsJustLikeTheOneFromInitialD.pptx
Not all of those get a lot of use. I’ve never used SorryNotSorry.pptx, for example
- Comment on I am looking for a Linux OS 5 weeks ago:
Okay, but that’s not what you found. What you have there is a cat, which is also very good! In fact, the excellent news is that you can keep the cat and continue searching for a Linux distro.
- Comment on I might actually be a respectable member of society 5 weeks ago:
LSD is fucking boring. There, I said it. People say ‘on acid’ to mean crazy, unhinged and over-the-top but it just makes you notice things like shapes more and you have to specifically remember to swing your arms when you walk.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 5 weeks ago:
Easy mode: 420kg
Hard mode: 4.20kg
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 5 weeks ago:
Head of QC for O-Ring production, NASA, Jan 1983 - Oct 1986 Pipeline Integrity Officer, Exxon Valdez, Oct 1986 - March 1989 Chief of Security and Intelligence, Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, Mar 1989 - Apr 1995
- Comment on lightbulbs 5 weeks ago:
I tend to find that white tone bulbs work better than RGB for getting room lighting right, though you can get RGBWW bulbs which do well at both. Honestly I’m not attached to any specific brand but I’ve had consistently good experiences with IKEA Tradfri and Lidl Silvercrest bulbs, which both work with Zigbee.