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- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 3 days ago:
Tiny Glade. No “characters” as such aside from the ducks and sheep but my latest creation is pretty idyllic.
Before that, it was Forza Horizon 5 which… yeah I’d happily live in that word too.
- Comment on Shhhh! it's sleeping. 3 days ago:
I know they have a reputation as manual labourers but I feel like you’re being unfair to the Poles.
- Comment on Wetherspoons pubs ban playing music or taking calls on phone speakers 4 days ago:
Okay, but it’s really important that they play Nigel Farage’s videos at full volume because otherwise people nearby might be allowed to forget he exists for a few seconds.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 week ago:
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 week ago:
I own a car - a big honking SUV, no less - and I will always get the bus or train if I can because it’s genuinely easier and more pleasant.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 week ago:
No. Just fucking no.
Stop signs exist because it’s not possible to evaluate if the junction is safe to pull into without stopping and looking around first, and then making sure you’re moving into the junction slowly by starting from stationary rather than launching into the middle of the road at 20mph.
- Comment on Delicious 1 week ago:
“Eat the icing from the jar” in the style of “let the bodies hit the floor”.
- Comment on Are you too young to remember these? 2 weeks ago:
No, but sometimes you can taste them.
Please do not try to taste the electrons.
- Comment on Are you too young to remember these? 2 weeks ago:
Also, the TV didn’t just send the currently-tuned channel ‘down’ the chain, it also allowed connected devices to inject their own, synced, video back into the TV, so you could be watching a show on BBC1, say, and the VCR could overlay a box in the top-right corner letting you know it had started a scheduled recording off Channel 4. Or, if you used a device like a Selectavision, if you tuned into a scrambled channel the Selectavision would notice, decode it, and send the descrambled version back up to the TV, all without the user realising it. Those clever Frenchies.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 2 weeks ago:
Just in case anyone was wondering, here’s a video explaining what a Ute is:
- Comment on kids playing on a dead whale and not a tablet or phone in sight 2 weeks ago:
Blasted Beyond Believable Bounds? My Blubber?
It’s more likely than you think.
- Comment on [Video] The use of a microphone could lead to an arrest under the UK terrorism act 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Well if it's low cost and easy to use.. 3 weeks ago:
Listen, I don’t piss on your hobbies, you don’t shit on mine, got it?
- Comment on Well if it's low cost and easy to use.. 3 weeks ago:
You know what is also unpleasant and totally free? Taking off your shoes, pissing in them, then putting them back on.
- Comment on Boys will be boys 3 weeks ago:
Stop whining and get back to generating shareholder value. You can block out your emotions with subscription services.
- Comment on Boys will be boys 3 weeks ago:
Do you think it’s coincidence that ‘brine’ rhymes with ‘wine’? 'Cause I do.
- Comment on Fahrenheit is better 3 weeks ago:
It’s only 121 in my case ahahaabahavajej oh god no it’s at least three hundred i’m so sorry.
- Comment on Love is Love 3 weeks ago:
Source: The Perry Bible Fellowship
- Comment on I rak 😢 3 weeks ago:
Homargh lost his son and his jaw.
- Comment on Citrus fresh smell 3 weeks ago:
“the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”
- Comment on Best Of Luck To Your Life Everyday 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on mkultra 3 weeks ago:
As someone else (I forget who) said:
Donald Trump’s mother looks like Donald Trump’s mother in a film about Donald Trump where all the characters are played by Donald Trump.
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 3 weeks ago:
Charity begins at home, on EBay.
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 3 weeks ago:
Yes, he put it there as a TEST. A test to see what you’d do with a fat wad of cash.
- Comment on No one could have seen this coming 3 weeks ago:
This was back in 2023, but I once got the estimated losses from shoplifting from the four major UK supermarkets (Tesco, Asda, Morrisons and Sainsbury’s) and compared them to the shareholder/investor payouts. In all four cases, the latter was greater and it wasn’t even close.
- Comment on We gotta save our space bois! 👽🛸 3 weeks ago:
New Space Pope!
- Comment on Statistically unlikely 3 weeks ago:
It could also be one person who is having both a heart attack and an asthma attack.
- Comment on Here's some toast 3 weeks ago:
You just reminded me that we used to get a fried slice with our cooked breakfasts - literally a slice of bread fried in butter.
- Comment on Babe you hardly touch your anti-hunger protein loaf 4 weeks ago:
This is like Dwarf Bread in the Discworld books. It’s impossible to starve if you have it with you because while you can, technically, eat it you’re absolutely guaranteed to find something else you’d rather eat instead.
- Comment on Big Bean is watching you 4 weeks ago:
Get in heeeeeere…
