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- Comment on Borderlands 4′s New $30 Expansion Pack Isn’t Winning Over Fans 5 days ago:
See also: Saints Row.
- Comment on What was the first game you ever bought ? 5 days ago:
A PC game called Iron Helix. I was really young when I got it and it has already been out few years at that point so I’m pretty sure it was a discount re-release I found in a bargain bin.
Back in the FMV craze of the nineties, it was one of the better titles. It’s an incredibly tense cat-and-mouse game, kind of like a 3D Pac-Man. You control a scientific research probe navigating a drifting deep-space battleship in an attempt to prevent it from autonomously attacking a peaceful planet, all while trying to work out what happened to the crew and deciphering the clues they left, and the whole time you are being hunted by the ship’s security robot with nothing but a chiming proximity sensor letting you know when it’s approaching. Brilliant game, super tense.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 1 week ago:
Pigs can be raised as house pets and enjoy a good blankie more than perhaps any other animal (including humans because we’re just animals too, yeah?) but also remember that pigs are shockingly omnivorous and will eat human flesh if the fancy takes them. I know that’s true of cats but I recon I could fuck up a cat if I needed to. Pigs, not so sure.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 1 week ago:
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Honestly if I’m feeling a bit peckish and fancy a sneaky snack I’ll burn down a rainforest, grow a load of soy (…beans?), eat them, then find a gentle gorilla with eyes that reveal deep wisdom as it tearfully surveys the smouldering ruins of it’s ancient homeland and just punch the fucker in the face. Sometimes I don’t even log it in my calorie counter.
- Comment on Might as well bring it full circle 1 week ago:
On my home feed:
- Comment on I demand a return to the Old Ways 1 week ago:
Amazing.
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 1 week ago:
400 milligrams of milligrams/day. Got it. I’ll mix that in with my extra milk per milk.
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 2 weeks ago:
Obviously they’d never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn’t have a postcode.
- Comment on BBC World Service: Government to increase funding by £33m over next three years 2 weeks ago:
Good. Hopefully in time they’ll go back to providing 100% of the funding.
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 2 weeks ago:
…well, then.
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 3 weeks ago:
B for Biden.
Hold your applause, please.
- Comment on Anon beats his meat 3 weeks ago:
Ackshually it’s “advert”, not “commercial”, innit.
- Comment on avoid these instances 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’s the definitely-not-costal city to the north-west of the also-definitely-not-costal city of Chicago, right?
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
What kind of planet? Little glass planet?
- Comment on Age Verification Laws Are Multiplying Like a Virus, and Your Linux Computer Might be Next 3 weeks ago:
That security guard has a tiny head.
- Comment on Andrew gives up lease on Crown Estate property 4 weeks ago:
So he was renting a beautiful house big enough for a large family, with private gardens and total privacy, in one of the most expensive postcodes in the country, all for less than I pay in rent for a one-bedroom flat in a Northern market town.
- Comment on A joyful reminder 4 weeks ago:
It’ll be a sad day when we lose such a beautiful singing voice.
Praise be Hosana.
- Comment on I LOVE EATING STIR BARS 5 weeks ago:
In the UK we have a chocolate bar called the Star Bar - it’s a LOT like a Boost - and it kinda has the same shape. I honestly thought it was a typo at first and I was like, “the fuck have Cadbury’s changed now?”.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I’ve been in cafés where the food is being crawled all over by bees or wasps. It’s usually a good sign because it means the food is full of ingredients they’re attracted to, and they keep flies away.
- Comment on Been putting a lot of thought into this 1 month ago:
Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.
- Comment on A succulent meal 1 month ago:
Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?
- Comment on Advertisements 1 month ago:
My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed AdSense on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.
- Comment on I can't wait for 2016! 1 month ago:
Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.
Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That’s basically what they’re describing.
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 1 month ago:
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 1 month ago:
Natural and unadulterated. So, yeah.
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 1 month ago:
Eh, I agree. I’ll still call it “oat milk” but I don’t think they should be allowed to call it “milk” in any form. I get they have quirky marketing and, IMHO, a great product, but allowing a corporation to use a work like that laissez-faire is pretty dangerous: oat milk isn’t naturally occuring and their product has lots of extra stuff added in (sweeteners, fortifiers, etc), neither of which should be true for a productive called “milk”.
