rmuk
@rmuk@feddit.uk
- Comment on Future 1 day ago:
You don’t get to judge me.
- Comment on Future 2 days ago:
“Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Shirt! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock!” - LG Dishwasher, probably.
- Comment on New JFK theory dropped! 3 days ago:
It’s easy to make jokes about the JFK assassination but if you listen to the first-hand accounts of the people who were there it’s honestly humbling.
- Comment on something something 1 week ago:
My ex left behind his collection of vibrating sounding rods soooooo, there’s option three right there.
- Comment on lol 1 week ago:
I saw someone elsewhere suggest a theory: one of Trump’s staffers told him to say the picture “has been doctored” which got the Amigara Fault treatment in Trump’s mind and came out as “I’m a doctor”.
- Comment on SBA #90 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES 1 week ago:
I can’t believe how emotionally invested I am in this fucking tripe. Keep it coming, kthxbai.
- Comment on What's your Don Martin sound effect name? 1 week ago:
Fucking Foop Foop.
- Comment on Why is it that when the graphics driver freaks out in your browser when watching a video, the page always turns this specific shade of green? 1 week ago:
Jokes on you, I’m a toilet tester; taking a shit and work is all I do.
- Comment on SBA #83 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES 1 week ago:
It’s a meme (pronounced “mee-mee”) which is a type of funny picture on Facebook. My favourite is the one with the surprised Minion that says “Thursday? I thought you said WINE-day!”
- Comment on From Isis recruit to influencer: ‘People think: you’re that evil girl who ran away’ 1 week ago:
Well, TikTok Influencer is not at all like ISIS Recruiter. One is a person who works for a nefarious group of conspirators to manipulate impressionable bystanders to promote their sinister ends for personal profit with no regards for the damage they’re doing to their targets specifically and society as a while, while the other…
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 1 week ago:
More milk per milk.
- Comment on If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today, would not the 70s car win out since it would primarily be metal? If so why don't people buy more 70's cars? 1 week ago:
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Oooooh, now I get it.
- Comment on The End of an Era 1 week ago:
Can I tell you a funny joke? Regardless of the Nader voters, Gore actually won in Florida and by a margin of a few thousand votes - still close, but an order of magnitude greater than the few hundred by which Dubya quote-won-unquote - but because of batshit ballot designs, unfair winner-takes-all methodology for awarding electoral college votes, endless bad-faith legal fights and a complete refusal/inability to shift the date of the inauguration, this was only agreed upon after it was too late to do anything about it.
In 2000, the people of Florida and the United States as a whole voted for Al Gore for President, but their intent was stolen from them and the power to decide upon the direction and tone of the following twenty years was given to Bush instead.
Oh, sorry, did I say “funny joke”? I meant something else.
- Comment on The End of an Era 1 week ago:
Plus you’ve got nippes so you can be milked.
- Comment on The End of an Era 2 weeks ago:
Hére, håvē ßòmê mõrë.
- Comment on The End of an Era 2 weeks ago:
Can you imagine how extraordinary different our lives would be today if Al Gore was the President on 9/11 so Dubya couldn’t use it as an excuse to reboot his Daddy’s war? Fuck every single irredeemable fucktard involved in that deliberate choice.
- Comment on If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today, would not the 70s car win out since it would primarily be metal? If so why don't people buy more 70's cars? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but the people in the Volvo get to walk away.
- Comment on Borderlands 4′s New $30 Expansion Pack Isn’t Winning Over Fans 3 weeks ago:
See also: Saints Row.
- Comment on What was the first game you ever bought ? 3 weeks ago:
A PC game called Iron Helix. I was really young when I got it and it has already been out few years at that point so I’m pretty sure it was a discount re-release I found in a bargain bin.
Back in the FMV craze of the nineties, it was one of the better titles. It’s an incredibly tense cat-and-mouse game, kind of like a 3D Pac-Man. You control a scientific research probe navigating a drifting deep-space battleship in an attempt to prevent it from autonomously attacking a peaceful planet, all while trying to work out what happened to the crew and deciphering the clues they left, and the whole time you are being hunted by the ship’s security robot with nothing but a chiming proximity sensor letting you know when it’s approaching. Brilliant game, super tense.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 4 weeks ago:
Pigs can be raised as house pets and enjoy a good blankie more than perhaps any other animal (including humans because we’re just animals too, yeah?) but also remember that pigs are shockingly omnivorous and will eat human flesh if the fancy takes them. I know that’s true of cats but I recon I could fuck up a cat if I needed to. Pigs, not so sure.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 4 weeks ago:
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Honestly if I’m feeling a bit peckish and fancy a sneaky snack I’ll burn down a rainforest, grow a load of soy (…beans?), eat them, then find a gentle gorilla with eyes that reveal deep wisdom as it tearfully surveys the smouldering ruins of it’s ancient homeland and just punch the fucker in the face. Sometimes I don’t even log it in my calorie counter.
- Comment on Might as well bring it full circle 4 weeks ago:
On my home feed:
- Comment on I demand a return to the Old Ways 4 weeks ago:
Amazing.
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 4 weeks ago:
400 milligrams of milligrams/day. Got it. I’ll mix that in with my extra milk per milk.
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 4 weeks ago:
Obviously they’d never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn’t have a postcode.
- Comment on BBC World Service: Government to increase funding by £33m over next three years 5 weeks ago:
Good. Hopefully in time they’ll go back to providing 100% of the funding.
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 5 weeks ago:
…well, then.
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 1 month ago:
B for Biden.
Hold your applause, please.
- Comment on Anon beats his meat 1 month ago:
Ackshually it’s “advert”, not “commercial”, innit.
