rmuk

@rmuk@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My neck: long, pale, displayed proudly Einstein’s neck: obscured by shadow, probably ashamed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science wins again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Science!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your name better be Caleb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks about wheat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm. I’m currently at Tim Horton’s and there’s no rice growing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drivers over 70 to undergo eye tests every three years under plans to improve road safety | LBC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A good start, but I think it should be more than just an eye test.

  Here’s my opinion: everyone should have to take a refresher course and test every ten years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does internet advertising work? Where is all the money coming from? More...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is a fraction of a percent. ⁶⁰/₂%, for example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does he think he is The King?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same as having kids who don’t speak English as their first language, or having an EU passport so they have access to all the opportunities and freedoms that provides:

  It’s a privilege reserved for members of the Inner Party only and will not be tolerated amongst the Proles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tthe happiest meal!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something I always love about McDonalds meals is how you don’t need utensils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Will Be Ending Support For This Popular Software In October 2026 - SlashGear⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OMG! THIS popular Microsoft program will VANISH from MILLIONS of people’s computers SOON, potentially leaving long-term users STRANDED in an UNFATHOMABLY DEEP pit of RELENTLESS DESPAIR and users are SEETHING. Click NOW to find out how YOU are impacted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨imagine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great, now I’m imaging a universe rotating around a stationary cow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨imagine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I would if my spare brain capacity wasn’t being used to rotate cows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't touch this!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So we’re not that different after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank Goodness You're Here - most absurd & hilarious game what did I just play?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too meta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this colour?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chip Shop Curry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just one kidney? Pathetic.

  youtu.be/D_5nLxZVoPo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Many door, yes, Ed-boy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s that involuntary contentedness noise they make that I love. I can’t even begin to describe it, but when you get a load of happy chickens loafing about somewhere warm they make a super-relaxing sound that’s like their equivalent of purring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨know your worth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe his parents called him Snot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big tobacco stopped paying⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also: little skulls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neither do I, Mr. Raccoon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fuck is that emoji?

  Follow up question: where do I get him?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neither do I, Mr. Raccoon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was just pining for the fjords.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neither do I, Mr. Raccoon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this like the birthday thing in school where the teacher taps your head for each year?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Check out this fucking neanderthal, doesn’t even have a Syrup Schlorper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kiribati ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be daft, it looks nothing like an air fryer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never tried it but it sounds like fun⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Therapist: bold italic crab isn’t real

  Bold Italic Crab: 🦀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Corn Obelisks Know Your Sins⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is burden for them, not for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wheeeeeee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WRONG ORDER’D!

  ::: spoiler CHEERLEADER! WHAT’S HER FACE! SO-AND-SO! THE UGLY ONE! :::

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop hoggin’ the froggin’.