rmuk
@rmuk@feddit.uk
- Comment on Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now! 2 weeks ago:
If Hollywood has taught me one thing, it’s that the hero is handsome and photogenic and the villain is a ugly and greasy…
JUST SAYING.
- Comment on Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted? 2 weeks ago:
An answer to a different question, but if he gets caught I hope that the media gives him the same treatment as school shooters; plastering his image everywhere, distributing his manifesto and transforming him into an antihero.
- Comment on Causes of Death in London (1623) 2 weeks ago:
It happens. Image
- Comment on brains! 4 weeks ago:
Yo mama’s like exFAT; she’s got no permissions so anyone can access anything and her low requirements mean she gets embedded everywhere.
- Comment on Plasticccc 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Websites: Then vs Now 5 weeks ago:
Are Temu the ones who say “pretend you’re a billionaire” or something but their ads always have the most bizarre, undesirable-looking, nasty, cheap, plastic things in them?
- Comment on Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts 5 weeks ago:
Good guy The Guardian. For my fellow Brits, here is your regular reminder that there are only two major independent news outlets in the UK: The Guardian and the BBC.
- Comment on Smoking ban introduced to protect children and most vulnerable 1 month ago:
Sounds good. Tell you what, why don’t you write a complete list of every problem that needs sorting, objectively ranked in order of importance, and we can make sure no-one addresses problem #2 until problem #1 is fixed.
Perfect is the enemy of good.
- Comment on Brand recognition 2 months ago:
Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there’s a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is “Strain Hard”.
- Comment on Brand recognition 2 months ago:
“…and she never even saw the license plate.”
- Comment on Stonehenge tunnel scheme scrapped by government 4 months ago:
Ah’m nut yuh bruf, meeit.
- Comment on that's it that's the whole show 4 months ago:
- Comment on "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" 5 months ago:
Flip them on and off repeatedly to put them in pairing mode.
- Comment on Relationships 5 months ago:
I know enough about academia, electrical safety, people and hygiene to find this plausible, reckless, funny and revolting respectively, but not enough about any to know which should win.
- Comment on Babe, wake up. Polls are open 5 months ago:
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- Comment on The internet connects people 5 months ago:
I’m glad your typo was “start trek” and not “start wars” because rambling is a noble hobby and warmongering is… not so much.
- Comment on Missing cold pizza 6 months ago:
Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren’t cutting it.
- Comment on Spotify Premium User Slams App Over Audiobook Feature 6 months ago:
Ten pictures of Feddit users reacting to clickbait headlines that will make you say “no, these are all trains. No, I’m complaining as such, I like trains, I just… I thought… No, the headline said something about… reactions, yeah, and ins- actually, hang on, how did you get in here?”
- Comment on Spotify Premium User Slams App Over Audiobook Feature 6 months ago:
Reaction At Fedi Punter Lingo Rant Slam.
- Comment on The best computer from 2014 6 months ago:
Your not getting good soup for €20/kilolitre or kilogallon.
- Comment on UK clothing sales to EU plummet as Brexit red tape deters exporters 6 months ago:
Racists who are nourished by their fantasy that Brexit is hurting brown people.
- Comment on The best computer from 2014 6 months ago:
I honestly tell people not to buy a RasPi unless they really need the specific hardware form factor (GPIO, etc). For virtually every application, a second-hand USFF PC is cheaper and more powerful, has better I/O and comes with a quality PSU.
- Comment on Warnings meant to last 10,000 years 6 months ago:
Damn!
I’d like to direct you to someone who can help, who can explain what’s funny about it.
But maybe despite their expertise they won’t provide the context you need.
And you’ll still be at a loss.
- Comment on Roland secured his legacy 6 months ago:
Roland the Farter: [Does a jump]
Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]
Roland the Farter: [Farts]
King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]
King Henry II: It’s free real estate.
- Comment on Jar 6 months ago:
Yes, imagine my sudden shock when I noticed left me feeling slightly uncomfortable. I had to pause the movie I was watching, which was about shark attacks.
- Comment on Jar 6 months ago:
I was going to comment but I remembered I left the door slightly open.
- Comment on Meet my new puppy: Ass! 6 months ago:
- Comment on Meet my new puppy: Ass! 6 months ago:
What about soup?
- Comment on Meet my new puppy: Ass! 6 months ago:
FFS, someone always had to bring up politics.
- Comment on It's always there 7 months ago:
I pooted.
