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- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 20 hours ago:
Steady on with that kind of comment, please. They might be sequoia fuckers.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 20 hours ago:
Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 1 week ago:
“Trade it in or recycle it” basically means “your best bet to solve this problem is to pass it on to someone else, who will pass it on to someone else, and so on until it arrives at landfill”.
- Comment on I ask you this 3 weeks ago:
Hotdogs also come in 12s. In jars of 12.
- Comment on TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google 3 weeks ago:
They should make a device that removes the need for waffle stomping. Like, maybe a separate fixture without a grille and with an aperture large enough to allow the solid loaf to pass straight through. Maybe integrate some kind of support to allow the user to comfortably assume and hold a squatting position. Oh, and a cleaning feature to wash the contents away.
- Comment on Do tell!!! 3 weeks ago:
“The Guide says there is an art to flying”, said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams
- Comment on Do tell!!! 3 weeks ago:
Sator Arepo tenet opera rotas.
- Comment on Do tell!!! 3 weeks ago:
Never use a dowel on your bowel.
- Comment on It works for anything 4 weeks ago:
.pdf.exe
- Comment on What Refutes Science... 1 month ago:
Cow goes up, cow comes down, can’t explain that.
- Comment on What Refutes Science... 1 month ago:
Who has time for YouTube? I get my conspiracies and lies from millisecond-long TikToks.
- Comment on How can Doge access critical government infrastructure and fire people if it isn't even a real department? 1 month ago:
It’s a coup. They are currently
rewritingwillfully ignoring the rules of how things are done.FTFY
- Comment on Makes your jaw drop in amazement 1 month ago:
When I get my own place there will be a urinal in the bathroom. Why wouldn’t there be one? So efficient.
- Comment on Multiverse 2 months ago:
“If there is an infinite number of buckets, there must be a bucket where the other buckets don’t exist.”
- Comment on Why do so many UK electrical sockets have an on/off switch next to them? 2 months ago:
Yeah, I can only tut and shake my head when non-Brits complain about stepping on Lego.
- Comment on Why do so many UK electrical sockets have an on/off switch next to them? 2 months ago:
The specific-plugs-for-lamps think is very rare these days. The reason for it is that it’s not uncommon for our plugs to be on a high amperage circuit - sometimes 30A, occasionally higher - that can’t be safely controlled with a light switch or similar, so the lamp-only circuit will be capped at, say, 3A with unusual plugs to avoid someone trying to connect a tumble dryer.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 months ago:
That guy was, I think, intended as a stand-in for real-life eugenicist and all-round villain Henry Laughlin. Killing him in-game was quite the treat.
- Comment on Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now! 3 months ago:
If Hollywood has taught me one thing, it’s that the hero is handsome and photogenic and the villain is a ugly and greasy…
JUST SAYING.
- Comment on Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted? 3 months ago:
An answer to a different question, but if he gets caught I hope that the media gives him the same treatment as school shooters; plastering his image everywhere, distributing his manifesto and transforming him into an antihero.
- Comment on Causes of Death in London (1623) 3 months ago:
It happens. Image
- Comment on brains! 4 months ago:
Yo mama’s like exFAT; she’s got no permissions so anyone can access anything and her low requirements mean she gets embedded everywhere.
- Comment on Plasticccc 4 months ago:
- Comment on Websites: Then vs Now 4 months ago:
Are Temu the ones who say “pretend you’re a billionaire” or something but their ads always have the most bizarre, undesirable-looking, nasty, cheap, plastic things in them?
- Comment on Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts 4 months ago:
Good guy The Guardian. For my fellow Brits, here is your regular reminder that there are only two major independent news outlets in the UK: The Guardian and the BBC.
- Comment on Smoking ban introduced to protect children and most vulnerable 4 months ago:
Sounds good. Tell you what, why don’t you write a complete list of every problem that needs sorting, objectively ranked in order of importance, and we can make sure no-one addresses problem #2 until problem #1 is fixed.
Perfect is the enemy of good.
- Comment on Brand recognition 5 months ago:
Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there’s a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is “Strain Hard”.
- Comment on Brand recognition 5 months ago:
“…and she never even saw the license plate.”
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Ah’m nut yuh bruf, meeit.
- Comment on that's it that's the whole show 8 months ago:
- Comment on "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" 8 months ago:
Flip them on and off repeatedly to put them in pairing mode.
