rmuk

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨have some standards⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  If they tell you they watched the Fallout TV series, what you really need to know is how often they paused it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨have some standards⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Couples who play MMOs together have that kinkiest sex lives. There, I said it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨language learning⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can’t make a broken family at home, store-bought is fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A conundrum⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Most countries have fixed-rate mortgages. Most rental properties are also mortgaged. So a renter is paying for maintenance/insurance/tax costs, the landlord’s profits margin and the landlord’s mortgage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A conundrum⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mortgage payments are almost universally lower than rent payments. With rent, you’re paying for upkeep, maintenance, administration, a profit margin and the landlord’s mortgage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time has come! ⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it is considered good protocol to include the header.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you improve this? Easy. You improve it the same way you improve the Sistine Chapel, There Will Come Soft Rains or Nick Offerman’s moustache: you leave it the fuck alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Which just makes this model all the more impressive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They should have sent a poet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandatory self-reflection hours⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s short for EnorMous Dash. Not to be confused with the ENormous Dash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandatory self-reflection hours⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, Al’s a prick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I refuse to by a new mouse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s not many objects that you use with the same regularity and intimacy as a mouse other than footwear and furniture. If they’re a bit off you get used to them to the point their flaws become part of their charm. I got my Microsoft Sculpt Mouse when they were brand new. It’s still going strong and I’ll be heartbroken when it eventually dies but, at the risk of jinxing it, it’s showing no signs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Applies to many things. Not just religion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And how do you know this? Is it because someone said “this is true” and then someone else was then able to say “no it isn’t - and here’s the evidence”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or across an 8" ocean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ce n’est pas un grille-pain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little bit more⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  About fifteen years ago I was overtaking a truck on the motorway when one of its tyres exploded. Took out one of my side windows. The haulage company dealt with it well but I got the impression it wasn’t the first time they’d had to fix that specific issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  DISCUSS YOUR CRIMES 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓷𝓸-𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOLO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I find my problems by brute forcing everything!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Out of 10. Be specific!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  4k

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  "I am alive and well, says the lying dead horse with Tuberculosis."

  • Ancient Greek Proverb
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birds of peace ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right. It’s a peli_can_ not a peli_don’t_.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Out of 10. Be specific!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No weirdo's please⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned about the Oxford comma from my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

  It didn’t seem like it at the time but I had a very strange upbringing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Members of far-right party organising asylum hotel protests across UK, Facebook posts show⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived in Ashfield in Nottinghamshire up until a few years ago. Of the dozen-plus places I’ve lived around England, I’ve never, ever, ever lived anywhere worse than Ashfield. I’ve lived in poorer areas, areas with higher crime rates, areas with less greenery - fuck, areas that are all three of those things - but I’ve never encoutered a population as vile and beligerent as the regressive, inbred cretins of that area. I wasn’t at all surprised when they fell for Reform’s fairytales at the last election.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘People just lie’: How Riverford’s Guy Singh-Watson became the most brutally honest farmer in Britain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve not even read the article, but I already know I’ll agree with, let’s say, 95% of what Guy Singh-Watson says in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize your laptop hasn't been plugged in for the last 4 hours you've been working...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel obligated to point out that the “stupid 3D interface” was actually a REAL stupid 3D interface. Someone at Sun Microsystems genuinely thought we’d enjoy browsing our filesystems by flying over a virtual city. It really was a UNIC system as she said, just one with a batshit frontend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just science.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not science, it’s Englilsh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🟥 Discovered Bones ⬜ Undiscovered Bones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia loses challenge against Online Safety Act verification rules⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re blaming the current government for a law that was brought in by the previous government.