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- Comment on Microsoft Will Be Ending Support For This Popular Software In October 2026 - SlashGear 2 minutes ago:
OMG! THIS popular Microsoft program will VANISH from MILLIONS of people’s computers SOON, potentially leaving long-term users STRANDED in an UNFATHOMABLY DEEP pit of RELENTLESS DESPAIR and users are SEETHING. Click NOW to find out how YOU are impacted.
- Comment on imagine 31 minutes ago:
Great, now I’m imaging a universe rotating around a stationary cow.
- Comment on imagine 1 day ago:
Maybe I would if my spare brain capacity wasn’t being used to rotate cows.
- Comment on Can't touch this! 2 days ago:
So we’re not that different after all.
- Comment on Thank Goodness You're Here - most absurd & hilarious game what did I just play? 4 days ago:
Too meta.
- Comment on What is this colour? 4 days ago:
Chip Shop Curry
- Comment on Great guy 4 days ago:
Just one kidney? Pathetic.
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 5 days ago:
Many door, yes, Ed-boy?
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 5 days ago:
It’s that involuntary contentedness noise they make that I love. I can’t even begin to describe it, but when you get a load of happy chickens loafing about somewhere warm they make a super-relaxing sound that’s like their equivalent of purring.
- Comment on know your worth 5 days ago:
I can’t believe his parents called him Snot.
- Comment on big tobacco stopped paying 6 days ago:
Also: little skulls.
- Comment on Neither do I, Mr. Raccoon 6 days ago:
The fuck is that emoji?
Follow up question: where do I get him?
- Comment on Neither do I, Mr. Raccoon 6 days ago:
He was just pining for the fjords.
- Comment on Neither do I, Mr. Raccoon 6 days ago:
Is this like the birthday thing in school where the teacher taps your head for each year?
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 6 days ago:
Check out this fucking neanderthal, doesn’t even have a Syrup Schlorper.
- Comment on Kiribati 1 week ago:
Don’t be daft, it looks nothing like an air fryer.
- Comment on Never tried it but it sounds like fun 1 week ago:
- Comment on 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 1 week ago:
Therapist: bold italic crab isn’t real
Bold Italic Crab: 🦀
- Comment on The Corn Obelisks Know Your Sins 1 week ago:
That is burden for them, not for me.
- Comment on It's finally here! 1 week ago:
wheeeeeee
- Comment on It's finally here! 1 week ago:
WRONG ORDER’D!
::: spoiler CHEERLEADER! WHAT’S HER FACE! SO-AND-SO! THE UGLY ONE! :::
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
Stop hoggin’ the froggin’.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
Is there a “terrible taste but great execution” community on here?
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
Oh shiiiiiit that’s the good stuff.
Hell. Yes.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
/c/the_pack@lemmy.world
Basically everything in there will make you say “HELL YEAH” and may also inspire spontaneous hog cranking.
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 3 weeks ago:
Dunno. I’d be satisfied if he died on his own, forgotten, abandoned, somewhere cold and dark.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
One recessed spotlight per square meter of floor space, cold white, no dimmer.
- Comment on These should be brought back 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE 5 weeks ago:
FFS, what’s wrong with you dumbasses? Watching YouTube on your phone or on the instrument cluster is fucking insane and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re joking or not, grow the fuck up.
Eye strain is no laughing matter. Use a tablet.
- Comment on PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE 5 weeks ago:
HELL YEAH, BROTHER, I’M CRANKIN’ M- oh, sorry, wrong community.
