rmuk
@rmuk@feddit.uk
- Comment on Sticks 1 week ago:
A well is the inverse of a stick.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Goes out of their way to post in a public forum. Insists they have no need for a public forum.
- Comment on Royal Mail waives £5 penalty charge for fake stamps 2 weeks ago:
They’re scanned by the sorting equipment. When a stamp is issued with a particular number that number can then be used exactly once, at least in theory.
- Comment on It's getting hot in here 2 weeks ago:
Closest thing I can think of is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainstem.
And now the only thing I can think of is youtu.be/snO68aJTOpM
- Comment on chai tea 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, but I need the cash to buy more DDR RAM Memory.
- Comment on Anon watches LOTR 5 weeks ago:
Your memory is wrong and your username is ostentatious. No-one needs more than four pant.
- Comment on Rats and cockroaches among thousands of pests found at English hospitals 5 weeks ago:
I worked in schools until last year, so this doesn’t surprise me. A huge number of schools and hospitals were built in the 1960s and 70s during the baby boom, but the were built on the cheap with an expected lifetime of about thirty years. Most of those schools are still standing. There was a program of rebuilding from 2000 to 2012 but it got cancelled. Why spend £10m on a new school building, when you can spend £2m/year patching up the old one?
- Comment on Anan La Italian BMT 5 weeks ago:
Fifi la Black Pudding
- Comment on Conservatives set for worst election result yet, research shows 1 month ago:
Step 2: Get clarification from the seller whether the bus is intended for fucking on, or if the bus itself fucks.
- Comment on Admit it, this is so accurate 😂🚌 1 month ago:
Yeah, but sometimes those people have candy and puppies.
- Comment on mice 1 month ago:
Ideally the wheel should be big enough for a single human but not so big that it can fit multiple humans.
Source: I was once a child on a wheel big enough for multiple humans.
- Comment on She did her best ok? 1 month ago:
“Sire! The Theiyr"reian hoards have attacked the village of Peasantry. The Peasants, they fight back, Sire, but they will surely be overwhelmed. We expect a death toll in the millions, Sire.”
“Dispatch ten knights to se- wait, ‘millions’? There’s only a few thousand people in that village.”
“Yes, Sire, we included the Theiyr"reians in our estimates… there’s a lot of them but they fight with wooden swords, Sire.”
“…”
“They are an inefficient peoples, Sire.”
- Comment on She did her best ok? 1 month ago:
Theiy"re
- Comment on She did her best ok? 1 month ago:
In my secondary school we were expected to address all the teachers by name so I tended to use “Er…”.
- Comment on Physics 1 month ago:
As someone who is trying to get Meshtastic to work I feel this. My pocket node can connect to people 50km away, but the base station with the chongus antenna can only connect across town?
- Comment on See you at the grodge sale 2 months ago:
Don’t be fooled. They usually just put up the prices for a day then reduce them again. They call it a sale but you’re still paying full price for your grodge.
- Comment on Why is living with your parents considered a bad thing? 2 months ago:
and love by yourself
I know that’s a typo, but making it easier to bring home hookups was, like, 80% of the reason for me.
- Comment on Fake news, fake penis... 3 months ago:
I’ve heard people say “the BBC”.
I’ve heard people say “BBC News”.
Ive never heard anyone say “the BBC News”.
::: spoiler I’m not that bothered about big black cocks though. :::
- Comment on ‘I just went bent’: how Britain’s most corrupt cop ruined countless lives 3 months ago:
Just another form of racism.
- Comment on Chicken soup 3 months ago:
Time to step up.
- Comment on Chicken soup 3 months ago:
Croissant.
- Comment on Chicken soup 3 months ago:
Microwaved? As a little treat?
- Comment on Let's goooooo 3 months ago:
Careful with them thar backslarshes, city boy, this ere is furwudslash country.
- Comment on Today is the 21st Anniversary of Trogdor the Burninator. 3 months ago:
My favourite bit? The rulebook is provided as an album of songs performed by HR characters and a load of the fictional HR bands that have been created over the years, like Sloshy, Tarantula, Brainkrieg and, of course, Limozeen.
- Comment on I'm not picky... 4 months ago:
Are they in a bar? Or a gym?
- Comment on Comment which one is your orgasm face in the comments. 4 months ago:
Bottom right normally. Top left if I’m feeling fancy and get a visit from The Duchess.
- Comment on Comment which one is your orgasm face in the comments. 4 months ago:
Are you trying to tell us you’d bottom for someone like middle left?
I mean, same.
- Comment on What's your favorite game you played this year? (Doesn't have to be released this year ) 4 months ago:
Geometry Dash. It’s the only game I played this year. So far, at least.
- Comment on have you been doing crime? 4 months ago:
No you Don’t.
- Comment on Humans Against Shitting 4 months ago:
Oh my god it’s dickvamblerAU. Can you say “boop” for me?