PartyAt15thAndSummit

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My GF tried them and said they were tasty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The taste surely beats soy milk. Or so I was told.
  Such a pity, that nature will not let a man produce more than a single gulp each day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the living dead⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For humans, I heard it say to use butyric acid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨electrostatic spider flight⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crane flies are a big deal where I live, and especially the ones with reeeeally long legs - longer than anything pictured in the Wikipedia article - just love to come into people’s homes, especially in September.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orb⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel a sudden urge to have a water balloon fight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W.XP⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hospital, not unlikely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Record scratch* freeze frame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is that bird so fucking dirty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am human and I need to be loved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Force is the last refuge of the incompetent⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I first read that as “caned.” One day…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And I thought my eyesight diminishes as I age. Turns out it’s reality itself that’s falling apart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signs that rhyme⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then how can Americans tell the C shed from the Z shed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The signatures are still coming and it's already making an impact⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  1.2 million as of now. So fucking proud to be European.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the real answer. Always check on whose payroll somebody is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fart kontrol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. Just let it rip.You’ll have to get used to each other’s farts eventually. Might as well get it over with right on the first date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fart kontrol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny, that movie was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down” in English.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Soooo… They don’t have any externally visible genitals, do they?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any other trauma victims?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad treated me like a boxing bag for the slightest transgression.
  I once squatted for an entire night. Squatted. Because at dusk, I was gaming in the middle of a room with a very creaky floor and then darkness fell. I was expected to be in my own room, and now I was trapped. Had to turn off the console as to not make any noise or quick movement.
  Had my parents found out, they’d have flat out killed me, and that’s not an exaggeration.
  Oh, and apart from the constant physical and mental abuse, I was never allowed to leave the house except for going to school, and couldn’t make any phone call exceeding one minute.
  I got out of it eventually, but it took a lot of healing. My siblings’ lives are still completely ruined, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any other trauma victims?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve talked to a lot of people from all walks of life, and I’ve come to realize that one of the main things that sets people apart in adulthood is whether they were loved as kids. Those that were, and those that weren’t, might as well come from different planets. They: Yeah I didn’t always get along with my parents. Me: So… how often did they beat you up? They: Oh no, they never beat me. But my mother criticized me a lot, and my dad moped, sometimes. Me: :-| They: I’m kinda traumatized from all this. Me: So… where did you spend last Christmas? They: Well, with my parents, of course. (Or at least they visited their parents) Me (who has cut of all communication for many years): o_O

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ach aye, Scottish words for plants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh, so that’s what the title of the song “Itchycoo Park” means. I used to think it was an awful sexual reference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes camping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a good idea to drink distilled water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Faculty, any day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I live, this is being aired on TV on Christmas every year, as a tradition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My school had an official “smokers’ corner.” Oh no, not for the teachers. It was for the kids.
  And it was inside the building.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too pretty to eat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to pet it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this post is just 42kib⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Geez, that’s some dedication. And where do you even get 64 working floppy drives?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this post is just 42kib⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  pngcrush gets it down to 21.1 kB with no loss of quality.
  I tried posting the file, but Lemmy converts it to the atrocious webp format automatically.