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• MurrayL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.

  If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t understand quantum mechanics.

  Both quotes attributed to Richard Feynman.

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• bearboiblake@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s hard to explain quantum mechanics when you don’t understand them.

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s hard to explain quantum mechanics even when you understand them.

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    • bearboiblake@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a superposition of knowledge and ignorance.

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    • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s an old joke about quantum mechanics professors starting their first lecture with something along the lines of “right now, some of you probably understand quantum mechanics. By the end of the semester, if I did my job right, none of us will understand it.”

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought that was like its thing. It doesn’t really make sense.

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I understand them! They perform oil changes on the quantum

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re so good they fix your car on the quantum level!

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  • dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thats the joke!

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  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No one understands quantum mechanics

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    • hateisreality@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You both understand and don’t understand quantum mechanics at the same time… It’s that simple, that is until such a point at which becomes known as to whether or not you understand or don’t understand quantum physics and then some kind of quantum tunnel collapses?

      No habla English

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    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Whoa. Blakeception

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    • Bunitonito@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A lot of us understand it as dice rolls based on shit we can’t account for, more or less. Be a bit easier when someone finds out vacuum energy causes unstable isotopes to decay but I’m not nearly that smart and I’m also digressing

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    • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then why do I have anti- matter in my trunk?

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  • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That was the point, right?

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    • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s hard to explain jokes when you don’t understand them.

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cropped so I get the authentic glaucoma experience.

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A delightful character arc.

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• U7826391786239@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  its because we’re living in a simulation written by chatgpt

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You, maybe. I’m living in a simulation written by Claude. Where my Anthroposse at?!?

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    • redhorsejacket@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sorry, best I can do is this Anthrobussy.

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    • swade2569@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m living my best life in a simulation written by a sentient wheel of cheese.

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    • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You fools! We’ve all been living in a simulation written by Bonsai Buddy!!

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  • slappyfuck@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think the saddest thing is that otherwise reasonable people spend more than a millisecond thinking about whether or not we live in a simulation.

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, it’s just Brandon Sanderson. Slightly different.

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    JesseWhatTheFuckAreYouTalkingAbout.jpg

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• Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beep

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