I_am_10_squirrels
@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
- Comment on The Pp 14 hours ago:
I didn’t know snails had a prostate gland. Even more ways to get kinky!
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 3 days ago:
I have an oblong hemorrhoid
- Comment on I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟 4 days ago:
Earplugs
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 5 days ago:
Teriyaki flavored?
- Comment on Do ya dig it? 1 week ago:
I whole heartedly recommend using this method to help make billionaires more comfortable. This will help the rest of us stay comfortable too!
- Comment on snow hoggies 1 week ago:
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 week ago:
Except ducks 🦆
- Comment on Flashbang! 2 weeks ago:
For the love of all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!
- Comment on Ready or not! 3 weeks ago:
With a songbird?
- Comment on All I Want 3 weeks ago:
He’s a great chef, his food got so popular it became a noun. You just go into a restaurant and ask for a Curry, they’ll know what you’re talking about.
- Comment on Oh crap. 3 weeks ago:
I hear it saying that in the sarcastic Flintstones voice
- Comment on Clamish 3 weeks ago:
I drink my vulvatine every night
- Comment on LYING TO CHILDREN 3 weeks ago:
But replace “me” with “it”, I’m on mobile or would have done
- Comment on Permian Park 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on OKBuddyGalaxyBrain 4 weeks ago:
There’s a pill for that
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 4 weeks ago:
profile.tmb.state.tx.us/PublicProfile.aspx?7471e1…
Medical College of Georgia at Augusta University
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Give a person a glass of H2O and they drink for a day. Give a person a glass of OH and they’ll never have to drink again.
- Comment on why can't you be more like him 4 weeks ago:
As a chemist, I can confirm this is true
- Comment on Happy Birthday! 5 weeks ago:
The simplest explanation is often the right one, and I agree that the simplest explanation is the bone thief.
- Comment on Cute 5 weeks ago:
Unfortunately, his ideas didn’t take flight
- Comment on the eyes have it 1 month ago:
Biblically accurate angel
- Comment on That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! 1 month ago:
Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
- Comment on yep that's me 1 month ago:
Might be nipples
- Comment on sharks are older than polaris 1 month ago:
Someone had to turn the light switch on
- Comment on GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT 1 month ago:
Or about 672 Rankine for the truly deranged
- Comment on all models are wrong, some are useful 1 month ago:
Or a standard Danny Devito
- Comment on It’s the little things 1 month ago:
Capillary rise depends on surface tension, gamma. If surface tension was 0, there would be no capillary rise. Soap decreases surface tension, but it’s not 0.
- Comment on High Fashion 1 month ago:
Aren’t mimes doing the same?
- Comment on My spoon is too big. 1 month ago:
For the love of all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!
- Comment on rude. 1 month ago:
Not well developed