I_am_10_squirrels
@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
- Comment on Manifolds 1 week ago:
The top one is a mathematician who wanted to hire geometric manifolds, but got engine manifolds.
The bottom is a mechanic who needs engine manifolds, but got euclidean surfaces.
- Comment on I think we've all been there. 1 week ago:
Best combo in Pandemic
- Comment on crustacean 1 week ago:
- Comment on ??? 1 week ago:
I’m assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying.
- Comment on what is north? 1 week ago:
A bit damp, but no complaints. Considering a new career distributing swords.
- Comment on Trump Taps Palantir to Create Master Database on Every American 2 weeks ago:
It will be used to track who owns a gun!
Maybe not, but the fact that it could, should get them to oppose it.
- Comment on Anyone else 2 weeks ago:
You can probe me anytime 😏
- Comment on (・∀・) 2 weeks ago:
Maybe it’s more social. A little fisting among friends, if you will.
- Comment on In 2005, OLPC’s $100 laptop was going to change the world — then it all went wrong 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like you need a proxy inside your network to connect to the https site and serve it to you without encryption
- Comment on Einstein-Landauer culinary units 4 weeks ago:
You can fit two moles in a liter, but a gopher is too big
- Comment on Yes, AI will eventually replace some workers. But that day is still a long way off 5 weeks ago:
Cutting junior employees today sounds like a great option, until 10 years down the road you realize you don’t have any experienced people to backfill the senior employees who are leaving.
- Comment on Are there any TV series you gave up on, or just forgot about due to insane gaps between seasons? 5 weeks ago:
The next season of Sherlock on Masterpiece Mystery will be coming any
day yeardecade now - Comment on Your majesty 1 month ago:
I anthropomorphize my reproductive organs too, why should shrooms get a pass?
- Comment on 4 fundamental forces 1 month ago:
I can pull a Proton out and put it back in, as long as you’re not observing me
- Comment on Is water an acid or a base? 1 month ago:
You mean it lives on land and in the pond?
- Comment on Is water an acid or a base? 1 month ago:
Yes
- Comment on Easter "Eggs" 1 month ago:
One time we were babysitting my little cousin. We had a rabbit roaming in the kitchen, and cousin was eating breakfast. Next thing, I hear him saying “that’s not a raisin!”
- Comment on Why Noah Wyle and ‘The Pitt’ Will Bring Procedural Dramas Back to the Emmy Race 2 months ago:
I haven’t watched it, but as a former emt I can tell you that any show that resembled an actual er would be boring as hell.
Episodes 1 through 5: dealing with 3 sore throats, 4 general malaise, 1 stubbed toe, none of whom needed the er and probably didn’t even need a doctor.
Episode 6: an actual emergency!
Episodes 7 through 15: don’t even need to film them, just run repeats from the first half of the season.
- Comment on Rawr XD 2 months ago:
The caterpillar of the pink underwing moth, for anyone else wondering
- Comment on Mammals Suck 2 months ago:
A herpetoligist collects reptiles. Someone who collects herpes is called your mom.
- Comment on 你好! 2 months ago:
I’ll grab my toque while you grab the Timmy’s and I’ll meet you at the snow machines, ya hozer!
Or something like that. I grew up a yooper.
- Comment on OH FUCK 2 months ago:
The turtle moves!
- Comment on OH FUCK 2 months ago:
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
- Comment on NEW TAPEWORM JSUT DROPPED 2 months ago:
Hail!
- Comment on San Jose Cochran Frog 🐸 2 months ago:
Sour like a raspberry, but more blue
- Comment on Cosmology (2025-03-12) 2 months ago:
Not doctor of the universe, just The Doctor
- Comment on Please answer. 3 months ago:
For a costume event, I got a Gumby outfit and put a gladiator shirt over it. I don’t think anybody got it.
- Comment on fuck this asshole 3 months ago:
Yeah, only the police are allowed to conceal their identity
- Comment on Meow 3 months ago:
Outdoor cats are responsible for the extinction of numerous bird species.
enviroliteracy.org/how-many-birds-killed-by-cats/
abcbirds.org/program/…/cats-and-birds/
Outdoor cats are also at increased risk of contracting avian flu.
- Comment on I love the future. 3 months ago:
They look a lot like the fiber pills I take. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re just branded fiber pills, and the massive shit is proof that your body is detoxing the spike proteins.
