I_am_10_squirrels
@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
- Comment on Bee fly 9 hours ago:
Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be a beetle than a human
- Comment on NOT THE BEES 3 days ago:
It reminds me of Strongbad from Homestar Runner, he puts “ation” on a lot of words
- Comment on Their name is Spike. 1 week ago:
And otters
- Comment on Sniff sniff 1 week ago:
Agreed, sharks have been compromised by nose
- Comment on NOT THE BEES 1 week ago:
This is the first time I’ve seen “remodelation” and I like it. Is it a portmanteu of remodel and renovation?
- Comment on It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport. 1 week ago:
The chances of two tops finding each other and deciding to hook up must near zero
- Comment on no chances for life around red dwarfs 1 week ago:
So stars also go through the same stages we do? Start out as violent toddlers who cause chaos, then moody goth teenagers who want to see the world burn, then they mellow out into adulthood with a steady career?
- Comment on I wonder who discovered it 1 week ago:
Vanillin, the modern artificial vanilla flavor, is made from lignin, one of the main components of bark. Beavers eat a lot of bark, and thus process a lot of lignin. Apparently the lignin accumulates in their anal scent glands.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Large Salmon Collider?
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Looks more like a combiner. OR gate for fishes?
- Comment on Cloudflare CEO says bot internet traffic has overtaken humans 1 week ago:
I2P. Not perfect, but a good place to start.
- Comment on Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions 2 weeks ago:
Cat running away from the steaming pile of shit it just laid
- Comment on Which grass? 4 weeks ago:
OP is homophonobic
- Comment on Clever mousey 4 weeks ago:
Don’t you try to trick me into listening to your poetry
- Comment on Bumble CEO reveals it's killing off the swipe "We are going to be saying goodbye to the swipe and hello to something that I believe is revolutionary for the category" 5 weeks ago:
Will you go out with me? Check yes or no
- Comment on baby blues 5 weeks ago:
Goddammit, Donut
- Comment on baby blues 5 weeks ago:
Not enough capital Letters on the Nouns
- Comment on MAGAs Are Fuming After Email Confirms They Will Never Get Their $500 Trump Phones or Deposits Back 5 weeks ago:
Down-payment probably included a binding arbitration clause
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 1 month ago:
That’s what adds the special flavor!
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 1 month ago:
Cephalussy
- Comment on She only wanted the ring bros 1 month ago:
I got snipped on a valentines day because they had lots of openings. This was after we had been together for three years and decided kids weren’t an option for us. Haven’t regretted it. Next year will be our 20th anniversary.
- Comment on My Country music collection 2 months ago:
Warning: YouTube link
- Comment on I want to believe 2 months ago:
Space madness is no excuse for space rudeness
- Comment on Being Difficult 2 months ago:
Imagine your vulva formed a tube around your urethra
- Comment on UwU🥺👉👈 2 months ago:
It’s an unsolicited dik Pic.
- Comment on UwU🥺👉👈 2 months ago:
Best I can do is a dik-dik
- Comment on Horses can't vomit. 2 months ago:
We’re going to Candy Mountain!
- Comment on The Giving Tree 2 months ago:
How does one go about finding an ent wife? Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Hoppy Easter 2 months ago:
Good ol ten day blinding stew?
- Comment on A lot less blue too... Hmmmm.... 2 months ago:
There was shrinkage!
