I_am_10_squirrels

@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Which language is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your sides should be thrown away, your turkey should be frozen or almost gone.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I always preferred ham over turkey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥵 🥵 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially the Vogons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta dissect them all!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl, show me what that mouth flap do

  👄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summoning the Beast of Big Pharma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t submit my thesis, and I know why

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solvation for the masses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  edited to add alt text

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solvation for the masses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yay!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We used to get cicada killers. They don’t bother humans, but it still looks like an aggressive 2-inch long missile set on your destruction.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphecius_speciosus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Batman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s living in a bat house instead of Wayne Manor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NEW TOAD ALERT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Default method used to be stirring, some people claim that shaking bruises the gin and ruins the flavor. It tastes like pinesol to me either way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NEW TOAD ALERT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to see a herpetoligist after my ex gave it to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIRE EVERYTHING⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coffee makes some people poop. Nothing to do with fiber, the coffee just triggers the movement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨owo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t be in a polycule with π people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks average to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would be directed evolution, not natural selection, so we decide what to keep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t know for certain. You might end up electing the one octopus who’s even more fascist than what we have now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re smart as individuals, but they don’t have generational knowledge so we’re safe. If they figure out how to reproduce without dying right away, we’re in trouble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the thing that turns you into a werewolf?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get over yourself⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey baby, wanna come over to my place and I’ll ingest your external stimuli?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better safe than sorry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, that’s too complicated for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better safe than sorry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ln(2) + ln(2) = ln(4)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone has a phase⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nathaniel Ratliffe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm fine with being stupid⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A penis is just a fancy cylinder

  And a dildo is just a penis with flair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing through it now. It’s such a groundbreaking game, and still holds up years later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aggressive mimicry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Passive aggressive mimicry

  I want to look like the least intimidating thing in nature, so I dressed like you 
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a sight to behold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  RNs are paid quite well. www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#… $45/hr for BSN.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smells Great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Before Maillard invented his reaction in 1912, you would have just gotten a burnt lemon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a vegetable!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else learning CW?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to learn, just need to find the time to do it. Thank you for sharing the links, I’ll take a look at those!