I have exactly the opposite problem 😭
It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport.
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MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Oops, all bottoms.
schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Okay, whatever turns them on I guess
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Is this what happens when two tops go home together?
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
The chances of two tops finding each other and deciding to hook up must near zero
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Martok: I will stab you.
Gowron: With your d’k tahg, right? Right?
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
GoTime@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“You win sex against a man, that’s the straightest thing there is”
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Is this fron Always Sunny?
GoTime@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.
textik@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Blast from the past!
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
honestly it’d be cool as hell if humans could do this
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We have the technology
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I don’t think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
looks like you need to read more junji ito
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Me n the boys on a typical Friday night
Quokka@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
“Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Mpreg me, wirm-daddy!”
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn’t mere fiction, but based on true facts!
curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
“penis fencing” is how I’ve heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid
Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I heard “dick jousting” before…
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Humans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it’s only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Oh no, big bro, I slipped and fell over this railing…
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
No selling y’all. I see you, worms.
SoupBrick@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“Loser gets pregnant”
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I found out that I’m the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I’d won something.
aketawi@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
some real omegaverse shit
henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
GO! 🏁