It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport.

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Loser gets pregnant”

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I found out that I’m the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I’d won something.

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  • aketawi@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    some real omegaverse shit

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    GO! 🏁

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• MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have exactly the opposite problem 😭

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oops, all bottoms.

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• schmorpel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Okay, whatever turns them on I guess

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• crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this what happens when two tops go home together?

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The chances of two tops finding each other and deciding to hook up must near zero

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• Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe

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    • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Martok: I will stab you.

      Gowron: With your d’k tahg, right? Right?

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    • Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or a Moclan one.

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• GoTime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “You win sex against a man, that’s the straightest thing there is”

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  • Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is this fron Always Sunny?

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    • GoTime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.

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• Ilixtze@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.

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• textik@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Blast from the past!

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• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  honestly it’d be cool as hell if humans could do this

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We have the technology

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    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them

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  • tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    looks like you need to read more junji ito

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Me n the boys on a typical Friday night

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• Quokka@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Mpreg me, wirm-daddy!”

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn’t mere fiction, but based on true facts!

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• curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “penis fencing” is how I’ve heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid

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  • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I heard “dick jousting” before…

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• beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Humans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it’s only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh no, big bro, I slipped and fell over this railing…

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No selling y’all. I see you, worms.

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