I have exactly the opposite problem 😭
It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport.
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MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Oops, all bottoms.
schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Okay, whatever turns them on I guess
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Is this what happens when two tops go home together?
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 months ago
The chances of two tops finding each other and deciding to hook up must near zero
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 months ago
One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Martok: I will stab you.
Gowron: With your d’k tahg, right? Right?
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GoTime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“You win sex against a man, that’s the straightest thing there is”
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Is this fron Always Sunny?
GoTime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.
textik@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Blast from the past!
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
honestly it’d be cool as hell if humans could do this
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We have the technology
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I don’t think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
looks like you need to read more junji ito
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Me n the boys on a typical Friday night
Quokka@quokk.au 2 months ago
“Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Mpreg me, wirm-daddy!”
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn’t mere fiction, but based on true facts!
curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 months ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
“penis fencing” is how I’ve heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid
Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I heard “dick jousting” before…
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Humans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it’s only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Oh no, big bro, I slipped and fell over this railing…
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
No selling y’all. I see you, worms.
SoupBrick@pawb.social 2 months ago
“Loser gets pregnant”
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
I found out that I’m the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I’d won something.
aketawi@quokk.au 2 months ago
some real omegaverse shit
henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 months ago
GO! 🏁