crunchy

@crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Based on the level of thought and effort that went into his messaging, I’d bet this guy got diagnosed with colon cancer and he’s correlating it with the time(s) he fucked his dog that also had colon cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Starvation Wages' at Giant US Corporations Force Workers to Seek Taxpayer-Funded Aid⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone talking about their tax dollars paying for these programs seem to have no problem with their tax dollars subsidizing these companies’ payrolls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End MGM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here I was thinking the elf was getting a vasectomy until i saw Labor and Delivery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ol' Switcheroo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was kind of the plot of the movie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give the People What They Want⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it any coincidence that he’s delicately grasping the microphone by the head?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not always. Sometimes we buy them in little plastic bottles in packs of 24-48!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tragedy in one part⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asian don’t raisin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But also,

  Citizen 2: [lists actual socialist policies while avoiding certain key words]

  Capitalists: I can get behind that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Both is good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America continues to fall behind the rest of the world⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had to pay $250 for just a 15-minute conversation with a doctor. With insurance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure. Next you’ll tell me you don’t all live in medieval cottages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess the game (#005)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure, but it really reminds me of Pajama Sam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot Day in Japan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks pretty cold to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m putting together a team⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a prototype would explain why the Blue Marine handled like absolute shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank goodness, no Hantavirus.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy is like a quarter of the people I work with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GARFIELD DEAD!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sensor bar makes it even better!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro, we in an IHOP pancake mix⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever’s going on, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to eat in at least a dozen states.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoilers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a valuable lesson for him to learn the hard way.

  Having to route your request through the proper channels to get things done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  plus if you’re not an experienced cook and don’t really know what you’re doing (hell, even if you do and you make a simple mistake), a ruined meal means all those ingredients and all the money spent on them go to waste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Already going to be a problem child⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  a cop literally just shot and killed a Black baby. we’re not going to protect them from hurt feelings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When it comes to total water use, AI data centers are a drop in the bucket⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The people trying to profit from AI really want us to focus on the water usage because they have these rebuttals ready to go.

  Notice they don’t have one for the power consumption, pollution, noise, or any other drain local resources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Farms use more water than Al data centers" OK, I'll go without Al and you can go without food and we'll see who lasts longer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep seeing this argument and it stinks of astroturfing. Probably to portray data centers the same as farms: a resource-intensive but necessary infrastructure. If they wanted to make a good faith argument, it would be good courses, not farms. And I could also go without golf.

  Focusing solely on water consumption with these arguments is another red flag. Its easy to find false equivalencies with water, but no other project demands double the power output of the entire state it’s in, and not many other projects have as bad a ratio of taxpayer dollars spent to revenue generated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon’s 33,181 H-1B certifications spark backlash after 30,000 layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember when Trump said the was going to do something about companies abusing H1Bs. I’m sure he’s still working on it…any day now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this what happens when two tops go home together?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That crushing realization that life keeps leveling up in difficulty just like a video game, but forgot to include the cheat codes:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be fine with a meaningful sense of progression over cheat codes.

  And some equipment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Until Dawn 2 - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife is really into weird horror films, so I got her to sit with me and play Until Dawn. She likes it because she gets to participate without actually having to play. She enjoyed it so much that we went on to lksy every Dark Pictures Anthology game, the Quarry, and we even pre-ordered Directive 8020. So no doubt she’s going to want to get this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody wants to work anymore...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The sentiment that people don’t want to work anymore is correct, but not for the reasons they’re saying.

  Nobody wants to do to the work of developing and mentoring entry-level hires. Hence entry-level positions requiring 5 years of experience in a technology that’s only existed for 3.

  Nobody wants to do the work of making a productive work environment, instead saddling one person with the responsibility of three. And not paying them appropriately.

  Nobody wants to do the work of making a product people actually want to use before aggressively monetizing it.

  Nobody wants to do the work of researching a technology before milking it for every penny. See: AI.

  I could go on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorado Governor Jared Polis once again vetoes bill that would make it easier for unions to organize⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Colorado has pioneered some really good pro-worker and pro-consumer legislation in the last few years, so this is especially disappointing. But par for the course considering how deep the anti-union propaganda runs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They have a resealable top. The library is most likely concerned about spills. Most of them have a no cans policy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In case you weren’t sure which box⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unacceptable. This self-imposed convenience will make up the entirety of my argument for dismantling the postal service in favor of Amazon.