End MGM

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shits funny but also terrifying. Glad I let my dude keep his sheath.

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  • terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    this just made me realize this is about circumcision and not nurses helping dudes wack off

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    • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Here I was thinking the elf was getting a vasectomy until i saw Labor and Delivery

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I was wondering what elf on the shelf torture chamber had to do with the movie studio.

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• stevestevesteve@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are nurses free to recuse themselves from circumcision procedures on ethical grounds? I feel like that would fuck me up

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oooh, you’ll upset a whole bunch of circumcised Americans by telling them their dick is mutilated.

  Source: me, last time I suggested circumcision was MGM.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your mental health wouldn’t be that great either, if it was your job to cut the dicks of screaming babies over and over again.

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• RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just wanted my cheeeeeeeese!

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Generations of from-under stolen!

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