deadbeef79000
@deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
- Comment on *Proceeds to append an exclamation mark* 6 hours ago:
I just see *'s.
- Comment on Beware of Ice. It's the real killer 7 hours ago:
Probably, but it’s basically how all health related marketing works.
- Comment on Anon keeps up with new tech 1 day ago:
If anon wasn’t a customary-unit-tard and went with nice SI hectograms he’d had survived to the 1080 with only mild obesity.
Still would be dead though.
- Comment on Management never understands 1 day ago:
Some managers, I swear going into the office is just for them. They barely get anything done but they get to hang out with their “friends”.
Exactly what I was trying to imply!
Rather, these types goof off at home and in the office except that when it’s in an office it looks like work to their peers.
- Comment on Management never understands 1 day ago:
Management accidentally saying exactly what they do when WFH (and in the office it turns out).
- Comment on POV: 2 days ago:
And does this nose make my nose look big?
No, your nose make your nose look big, that nose just goes around it.
- Comment on I have an opportunity to study abroad in Budapest, Hungary for a semester. Should I take it? 3 days ago:
Yes.
Any* experience outside your normal environment is beneficial.
* yes yes, bad things that can happen are bad
- Comment on Kids Planet ;-; 4 days ago:
Mummy, how does the baby get out of your tummy?
Same way it went in.
- Comment on The answer you give when you just can't take the BS anymore 4 days ago:
Mythical Man Month energy.
- Comment on Royalty be like 1 week ago:
They’re taking it on the chin.
- Comment on Anon has a paranormal experience 1 week ago:
Anon is a Victorian idiot.
;-)
- Comment on Slay 2 weeks ago:
Stupid Sexy Skinner.
- Comment on Pilot project 2 weeks ago:
“So we went back to five days, and now productivity is down to effectively three days, what when wrong?”
Executives, everywhere.
- Comment on mully & sculder 2 weeks ago:
Oh wow. How did Scully end up looking like Owen Wilson?
- Comment on Original reference image 2 weeks ago:
He couldn’t even cow bell.
- Comment on How original. Fucking Shakespeare over here. 2 weeks ago:
Gotta love the …
No, wait, it’s the other thing.
Gotta hate with the burning rage of a thousand suns…
- Comment on If I only have space/money for one exercise machine, what should I get? 3 weeks ago:
Get the cushioning matting and use it as a general exercise area.
Get free weights, medicine balls, etc.
Do squats, press ups, all sorts of body exercises, augment them with weights.
If any machine… mount a chin up bar to a wall or get a free standing one.
- Comment on American workers are getting the smallest slice of the pie on record 3 weeks ago:
Add you say, “Capitalism is the most efficient system…” says any capitalist given opportunity.
The Nazis had a ‘most efficient system’ too.
- Comment on Road Rage 3 weeks ago:
Everyone who argues against PT essentially says “I can’t use it [so nobody should]”.
Blow their minds with this one weird trick:
“If everyone else is on a bus, you get the road to yourself!”
- Comment on rule 3 weeks ago:
Diogenes enters the chat, and pisses all over it.
- Comment on Bunnies are metal 4 weeks ago:
I go back to All Tomorrows every now and then. It’s weird.
- Comment on How about instead, a longer healthier retirement? 4 weeks ago:
This is more like:
You’d better find a way of being healthier, you’ll have to last an extra year working.
- Comment on found this helpful map of which countries are turkiye on turkiye's government website 4 weeks ago:
TY for gracefully avoiding my egregious mistake.
goes and reads Wikipedia
Oh, since 1960. In that case I’ll re phrase it:
The Republic of Cyprus will be pleased.
- Comment on British army told to halt non-essential training exercises to save money 4 weeks ago:
How much could that possibly save? The personnel still get paid, the equipment and facilities still get maintained.
- Comment on found this helpful map of which countries are turkiye on turkiye's government website 4 weeks ago:
Greece will be pleased with Cypress
- Comment on 📡📡📡 4 weeks ago:
No, we put them all on an island together and tell each one that they’re the only real one and the rest are traitors.
- Comment on Anon has a paranormal experience 4 weeks ago:
open all the lights
Anon is an idiot.
- Comment on Extra Milky 4 weeks ago:
Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.
- Comment on German joke 5 weeks ago:
I read that as it was gay (as in happy) until they walked in.
- Comment on Would 'Project Vulcan' from Austin Powers actually have done anything? 5 weeks ago:
It’d be as effective as the “unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism” was.