So many good choices.
‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know
Submitted 3 days ago by cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
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deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 days ago
mannycalavera@feddit.uk 3 days ago
I feel this is one for /c/andfinally.
BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
They sell tattoo coverup makeup
Asetru@feddit.org 3 days ago
Imagine having to “get ready” for jerking off like others do before the opera.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 days ago
Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?
BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Heh, now I am. I don’t really have sympathy in this case, its a first world problem: I tattooed my whole face now I’m grumbling that facial recognition doesn’t work.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 days ago
This made me wonder whatever happened to ntk.net
flamingos@feddit.uk 3 days ago
He just needs to install GMod.