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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨unitedkingdom@feddit.uk⁩

https://needtoknow.co.uk/2025/07/30/britains-most-tattooed-man-claims-he-is-unable-to-watch-prn-as-new-age-check-system-mistakes-his-ink-for-a-mask/

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  • flamingos@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He just needs to install GMod.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So many good choices.

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  • mannycalavera@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I feel this is one for /c/andfinally.

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  • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They sell tattoo coverup makeup

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    • Asetru@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Imagine having to “get ready” for jerking off like others do before the opera.

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      • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?

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      • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Heh, now I am. I don’t really have sympathy in this case, its a first world problem: I tattooed my whole face now I’m grumbling that facial recognition doesn’t work.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This made me wonder whatever happened to ntk.net

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