Codpiece

@Codpiece@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy dinner⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well they’re from the Netherlands, so probably over 6.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy dinner⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I find myself wondering where you’re from as you spelt colours correctly twice, but not neighbouring. A foot in each continent perhaps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy dinner⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ffs. Paprika are supposed to be in an orange packet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m boycotting it until there’s a British one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich ppl live longer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or maybe they live somewhere with universal health care and don’t need health insurance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young people five times more likely to have no friends than a decade ago | IPPR⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Peace and quiet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spiderman Arrested In Ukraine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He was trying to keep it quiet, but it’ll be all over the web.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's quite the burden knowing I'm always the smartest person in any given room.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “…and I’ll get really pissy if anyone tries to tell me otherwise”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I the only one?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supporters of famous influencer Andrew Tate rally in Miami⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably not their brains though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who do not specify units of measurement in international contexts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What size cup is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who do not specify units of measurement in international contexts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, but they’ve probably thought “what fucking size cup do these twats mean and why can’t they just put an actual measurement”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who do not specify units of measurement in international contexts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t even get me started on the yanks thinking cups is an acceptable measurement of both weight and volume.

  And how big are we talking? Espresso cup or sports direct mug, because there’s a massive difference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nursery plan saves Bath’s brutalist church from demolition – The Twentieth Century Society⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or they could still knock the hideous thing down and replace it with a nicer building for the nursery and offices. I don’t think it would be a loss really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burnham to consider ban on disposable barbecues as wildfires rage in UK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t understand why this isn’t already part of an automated process in any area when a drought is declared.

  Also: vehicles should have fire extinguishers (not just at drought times).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For fucks sake, just let people use whatever ever toilet they’re comfortable with and get on with something more constructive. Too many people are trying to accumulate rage points.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He got caught and did not resist. He complied.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You won’t get anything out of him. He won’t sing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit Stock Collapses 23% as AI Eats Away at User Growth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you forgotten about YouTube or the Daily Mail website?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no reason in these days of automated systems why they can’t send out a “thanks, but not this time” email, text or whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK investigation to determine if TikTok fails to protect children from harmful content⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us are actively trying to parent as best we can, but kids are really good at finding loopholes and opportunities to do what they want to and circumvent restrictions.

  I see companies implementing these changes to be a good thing. An extra safety net is never a bad idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thames Water has given a 14% pay rise to its CEO and a 26% rise to its finance director⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That is taking the piss and emptying it directly into the river.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learn a trade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he’s learning JavaScript?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does death with a mechanical/artificial heart work?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But that’s fifty percent of the population.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m personally just not a fan of Busch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe either of those are electronics brands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m personally just not a fan of Busch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What brand am I supposed to buy instead then? Alba?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨national anthem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I much preferred it before Netflix got hold of it. It’s not bad now, just different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delivery firm Evri sues BBC for £1.2m over Panorama documentary⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If the BBC lose, they should send individual pound coins via Evri, and if they don’t all turn up then Evri should have to pay it all back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former UK minister demands reparations from Britain’s ex-colonies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By her logic then we can just funnel that money straight to Italy to compensate the Romans for all the good they did us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  D. take screenshot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should take this seriously before it happens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Other tits need love too.