Codpiece

@Codpiece@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A convicted NHS surgeon who froze his own legs so they had to be removed has been struck off the medical register.⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Not like he could appeal. He doesn’t have a leg to stand on legally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess there has to be something positive about the country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Because otherwise it would just be confusing? So let’s have two systems instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is your fuel so cheap??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope this clears things up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sticky sticky stick stick

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long will it be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  About the size of a small meteorite.

  Anything except metric.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'I've given up eating hot meals to pay for equipment to keep my son alive'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For me currently (pun intended), it’s a flat rate of £0.20772 per kWh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Community cafe demands apology from Farage for ‘intimidating’ uninvited visit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shame no one thought to give him a milkshake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 in 5 Brits think AI layoffs could trigger civil unrest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did we learn nothing from the swing riots and the Luddite movements? You can’t stop progress and you’ve been banging on about the machines freeing you from manual drudgery so you have time to build that utopian society.

  (/s just in case)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thames Water investors say temporary nationalisation would slow its recovery⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are these the same investors who have plundered it for so long?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pregnant migrants at higher risk of severe life-threatening conditions and ill babies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Reform voters will use that for further racist rants, rather than helping the migrants in need like decent humans beings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without comment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Augustus Gloop is in the building.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global Spelling Bee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Closest I could get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pineapple on pizza? No thanks. Meet the chefs bringing the real Italy to the UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek man living in Canada. It’s nothing to do with Hawaii at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think Bold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please do not the fish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a warning for dolphins?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re saying they’re the same, more or leche?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prison⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Prison? Are you going to bang me up step bro?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come some Corporation or some Business don't sponsor a protest? Like McDonald's sponsoring that No Kings protest. Or a hotel giving free room and board to protestors and so on?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely that would have to be changed to “No Burger Kings”. Wouldn’t have the same impact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨did the artemis II mission conclusively prove that the moon is made of cheese?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We didn’t need Artemis. Wallace and Gromit proved it in 1989.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Playbird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until he turns the page and shows the tits, boobies and shags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think they're alone on one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SlopOS 11⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So this is what *nix will look like in five years time then. Just needs a terminal open in the screenshot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good things still happen in this world, if you know where to look.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it just the tip?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hackney pub’s child‑free rule sparks debate online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, more of this please. They don’t need to be everywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever you feel about Bond Films, Do you think it wouldn't be best they just ended it with the last film.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m expecting four spin off seasons of Felix and the CIA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aside from possible allergy concerns, what's stopping people from grinding all the food waste into a mixed paste?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This might pass US food standards, but I can imagine the rest of the world would have a few objections.

  There’s too many factors over which there is virtually no control, such as other things ending up in the food bin. It would be classified as not fit for human consumption.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh. Another kick in the teeth for us bald folks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I do, they’re my fingers. And I washed them.

  I’m not taking the gamble of using other peoples fingers.