Codpiece

@Codpiece@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cinderella's Millennium Falcon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What does it turn into at midnight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it just ChoMo s have their identity and address released to the media? I get for the kids but would also like to know if I am living next to a murderer or serial meth maker or whatever?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bit rude, they were only asking a question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, that was very impolite of me, I should have offered him to you first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, but it’s traditional for us to dump our unwanted over there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weather guy says it's about to sticky rain. But will be over in just a few minutes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sticky rain or golden shower?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call me...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Harvestman is kinky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, Boston is 01205.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm yes undoubtedly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you have to advertise in the local tongue. Should probably say English Toodah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm yes undoubtedly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.

  My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y tho⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You need a stronger magnet at the front obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fast-forward through the songs...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But we have Red Dwarf and The Orville for silliness. It feels out of place in Star Trek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? No relevant XKCD?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fast-forward through the songs...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at you Strange New Worlds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly a 1984 moment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point. They should have all their colonisers and their descendants return to the origin of their ancestors and turn the land back over to the original owners, right? No one should still be benefitting from it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🇬🇧UK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, too busy. Why can’t my manager fill you in on my current projects?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone say "What ho!" anymore?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What ho old bean, I believe you might have meant Jeeves and Wooster, not old Bertie twice.

  Pip pip!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +1 for pedantry.

  I’ve edited my comment to add an Oxford comma, because I know everyone likes those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just really hard to follow google maps navigation when there’s no roads and waves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone interested?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to build one to Hawaii too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BBC investigates alleged cocaine use by two Strictly Come Dancing stars⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Tess and Claudia? Live Blue Peter apology needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm no biologist, butt⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the correct term is lavatree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reform UK selects candidate who was previously exposed for anti-Muslim social media posts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m shocked I tell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia’s attempt to join the space race lasts 14 seconds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Were they trying to master the landing part first?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed Korean Jesus

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’re in denial about Florida.