Codpiece

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global Spelling Bee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Closest I could get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pineapple on pizza? No thanks. Meet the chefs bringing the real Italy to the UK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek man living in Canada. It’s nothing to do with Hawaii at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think Bold⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please do not the fish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a warning for dolphins?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re saying they’re the same, more or leche?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prison⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Prison? Are you going to bang me up step bro?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come some Corporation or some Business don't sponsor a protest? Like McDonald's sponsoring that No Kings protest. Or a hotel giving free room and board to protestors and so on?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely that would have to be changed to “No Burger Kings”. Wouldn’t have the same impact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨did the artemis II mission conclusively prove that the moon is made of cheese?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We didn’t need Artemis. Wallace and Gromit proved it in 1989.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Playbird⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until he turns the page and shows the tits, boobies and shags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think they're alone on one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SlopOS 11⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So this is what *nix will look like in five years time then. Just needs a terminal open in the screenshot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good things still happen in this world, if you know where to look.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it just the tip?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hackney pub’s child‑free rule sparks debate online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, more of this please. They don’t need to be everywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever you feel about Bond Films, Do you think it wouldn't be best they just ended it with the last film.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m expecting four spin off seasons of Felix and the CIA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aside from possible allergy concerns, what's stopping people from grinding all the food waste into a mixed paste?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This might pass US food standards, but I can imagine the rest of the world would have a few objections.

  There’s too many factors over which there is virtually no control, such as other things ending up in the food bin. It would be classified as not fit for human consumption.

• Government to make “plug-in solar” available within monthswww.gov.uk ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh. Another kick in the teeth for us bald folks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I do, they’re my fingers. And I washed them.

  I’m not taking the gamble of using other peoples fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither. What’s wrong your fingers, not bourgeois enough for you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are flat earthers so badly harassed and ridiculed by globers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But it does matter.

  It matters because it’s symptomatic of the kind of people who deliberately spread misinformation. Either because their mouths are bigger than their brains, or just because they’re utter c*nts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are flat earthers so badly harassed and ridiculed by globers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because your argument implies that commercial airline pilots and anyone who has ever had anything to do with putting space craft and satellites in orbit is involved in a massive conspiracy.

  And that’s just fucking insulting to anyone with an actual functioning braincell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Met Police raids Quaker meeting, 15 people arrested⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s going to be doing some porridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  American.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK being ‘colonised by immigrants’, says Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, has been for about the last ten thousands years. That’s why we’re all here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labour risks election wipeout unless it improves Britain’s high streets, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a bit confused on the whole high street thing. Surely it’s decaying because no one is using it, because it’s cheaper and more convenient to do it online or at a supermarket?

  In which case would t throwing money at various assortments of charity shops, galleries, tea rooms be a waste of taxpayers money anyway?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornhub to restrict access for UK users from February⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they pulling out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The BBC’s proposal to switch off Freeview is a threat to its universal service | Letter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll still have FM radios and fresh printed copies of yesterdays news.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The BBC’s proposal to switch off Freeview is a threat to its universal service | Letter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The flip side of this is the actually find out what people want to watch and when, and can spend budget accordingly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lesson straight from Trumps Office of Made Up Statistics.

• Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS sayswww.bbc.co.uk ↗
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