Codpiece

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You need a stronger magnet at the front obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fast-forward through the songs...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But we have Red Dwarf and The Orville for silliness. It feels out of place in Star Trek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What? No relevant XKCD?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fast-forward through the songs...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at you Strange New Worlds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly a 1984 moment⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point. They should have all their colonisers and their descendants return to the origin of their ancestors and turn the land back over to the original owners, right? No one should still be benefitting from it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🇬🇧UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, too busy. Why can’t my manager fill you in on my current projects?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone say "What ho!" anymore?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What ho old bean, I believe you might have meant Jeeves and Wooster, not old Bertie twice.

  Pip pip!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +1 for pedantry.

  I’ve edited my comment to add an Oxford comma, because I know everyone likes those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just really hard to follow google maps navigation when there’s no roads and waves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone interested?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to build one to Hawaii too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BBC investigates alleged cocaine use by two Strictly Come Dancing stars⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Tess and Claudia? Live Blue Peter apology needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm no biologist, butt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the correct term is lavatree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reform UK selects candidate who was previously exposed for anti-Muslim social media posts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m shocked I tell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia’s attempt to join the space race lasts 14 seconds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were they trying to master the landing part first?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed Korean Jesus

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’re in denial about Florida.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nurseries in England bring in Covid-style protocols as measles cases rise⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is “get immunised” missing from the Do list?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe, but even that needs narrowing down. An American friend of mine says that the two coasts are relatively sensible and everyone in the states inbetween are utter fruitcakes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you narrow that down a bit before we book the ticket?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you still remember?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitheap.

  Mark 1 Volkswagen Polo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…

• UK to lower voting age to 16www.bbc.co.uk ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But you already are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We face nationalisation if we’re not let off fines, Thames Water warns⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t someone think of the shareholders and the poor management bonuses.

  Poor things, they must be down to their last few millions by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨England’s reservoirs at lowest level for a decade as experts call for hosepipe bans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fairly sure water companies don’t have anything to do with issuing oil drilling and exploration licenses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Royal Mail given go-ahead to scrap second-class post on Saturdays⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet all the fucking junk they keep stuffing through my letterbox is first class though…