Codpiece
@Codpiece@feddit.uk
- Comment on Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language? 1 week ago:
American.
- Comment on UK being ‘colonised by immigrants’, says Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe 1 week ago:
Yeah, has been for about the last ten thousands years. That’s why we’re all here.
- Comment on Labour risks election wipeout unless it improves Britain’s high streets, study finds 1 week ago:
I’m a bit confused on the whole high street thing. Surely it’s decaying because no one is using it, because it’s cheaper and more convenient to do it online or at a supermarket?
In which case would t throwing money at various assortments of charity shops, galleries, tea rooms be a waste of taxpayers money anyway?
- Comment on Pornhub to restrict access for UK users from February 3 weeks ago:
Are they pulling out?
- Comment on The BBC’s proposal to switch off Freeview is a threat to its universal service | Letter 3 weeks ago:
They’ll still have FM radios and fresh printed copies of yesterdays news.
- Comment on The BBC’s proposal to switch off Freeview is a threat to its universal service | Letter 3 weeks ago:
The flip side of this is the actually find out what people want to watch and when, and can spend budget accordingly.
- Comment on Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS says 3 weeks ago:
That’s a lesson straight from Trumps Office of Made Up Statistics.
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- Comment on Almost a quarter of UK GPs are seeing obese children aged four and under 3 weeks ago:
Yeah. Fuck them for being able to afford it at the start and then prices going up and job losses leading to stress and broken homes. The bastards.
- Comment on Ex-Tory Home Secretary Braverman defects to Reform UK 3 weeks ago:
Fair point.
Maybe not Liz then. Maybe Priti Patel.
- Comment on Almost a quarter of UK GPs are seeing obese children aged four and under 3 weeks ago:
Yeah. Fuck those poor parents already living under the stigma of not being able to provide for their kids as the world is driven ever more to shit by people with an “I’m alright Jack” attitude.
- Comment on Ex-Tory Home Secretary Braverman defects to Reform UK 3 weeks ago:
Horrible person joins other horrible people in party with horrible policies.
I think they’re building up to the big one. It’ll be Truss next.
- Comment on Nearly Half of Young Londoners Plan to Leave Within 10 Years as Cost-of-Living Crisis Bites Hard 4 weeks ago:
Can we round up the ones who have managed to escape? The Cotswolds are infested with them.
- Comment on What happens when the taps run dry? England is about to find out 4 weeks ago:
I think they mean “the REST of the country is about to find out”, because as a Thames water customer it’s already happened to me a several times.
- Comment on More than 60 Labour MPs urge Starmer to back under-16s social media ban 5 weeks ago:
So ban everyone from everything. I like it.
- Comment on More than 60 Labour MPs urge Starmer to back under-16s social media ban 5 weeks ago:
Can we round it up to under-30s?
- Comment on The Traitors Is Fake Scotland at Its Worst 5 weeks ago:
“ Encompassed by violent street gangs, neglectful parents, bullying teachers and a dearth of positive role models, a studious but emotionally abandoned kid turns thug.”
Sounds like a right laugh a minute, but I’m going to watch it. Thanks for the recommendation.
- Comment on The Traitors Is Fake Scotland at Its Worst 5 weeks ago:
If I wanted to watch something for an accurate historical representation of Scotland, I wouldn’t ever have even thought of putting The Traitors anywhere near the top of the list.
I’d rewatch Trainspotting.
- Comment on Check mate, atheists. 1 month ago:
It’s all part of the plan innit.
- Comment on Check mate, atheists. 1 month ago:
And by bible you mean one of the many different versions from different denominations because none of them could agree what was correct. Or because the powers in charge at whatever period of time decided to create their own edited version to better control the population.
- Comment on Humans rank between meerkats and beavers in monogamy ‘league table’, but sheep are sluts. 1 month ago:
And he even said “Ewe complete me”.
Ffs Rhys.
- Comment on Say, the country/countries you have citizenship in, decided to not want you anymore and threw you to some random "3rd world country", how do you survive? 1 month ago:
Find an official and see if I can get sent north to Canada.
- Comment on Lol, lmao even. 2 months ago:
And the grocery shopping.
- Comment on I've always thought THIS was unfair 2 months ago:
They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.
- Comment on I've always thought THIS was unfair 2 months ago:
The maid might feel differently however.
- Comment on Having a rough morning. I'm still pondering the question about beavers, and my kid asks me THIS 2 months ago:
Because they don’t have shovels obviously.
Just pliers.
- Comment on My kid got me a part time job for Christmas... 2 months ago:
What?!? You didn’t even get time to research which new bookshelves to get!
- Comment on Oldest evidence of deliberate fire use found in England 2 months ago:
- Comment on Is it wrong that I want one? 3 months ago:
I hope it’s safer than the real one.
- Comment on Caption this. 3 months ago:
I couldn’t tell you. But I do know they come with free toothpicks!
