Codpiece
@Codpiece@feddit.uk
- Comment on Real easy 4 days ago:
And there’s nothing to stop Seal from becoming a seal and using a seal to seal a hole.
- Comment on Real easy 4 days ago:
Possibly an issue due to simplified English.
Solider, some kind of plug?, applying some kind of weather proofing, wax stamp, that guy who did a single with Adamski, seal.
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 4 days ago:
Mmmm focaccia.
- Comment on Reports: EA set to be sold to private investors for up to $50 billion 4 days ago:
Are they selling it one microtransaction at a time?
- Comment on Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards 1 week ago:
Not yet, I believe it’s in hand.
- Comment on Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards 1 week ago:
Will I need to use it to access websites?
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 2 weeks ago:
What’s the gold one for?
- Comment on Doot doot 2 weeks ago:
But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?
- Comment on Doot doot 2 weeks ago:
So assuming the dolphin can keep it balanced, what’s the weight of a trumpet and the force of the air required to make a note?
So many questions that I wasn’t expecting today.
- Comment on Doot doot 2 weeks ago:
Cool, so it would have to be 1 then?
- Comment on Doot doot 2 weeks ago:
Whereas fish can play scales?
- Comment on Doot doot 2 weeks ago:
It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds
- Comment on Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both 2 weeks ago:
Carpentry?
- Comment on Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both 2 weeks ago:
Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 2 weeks ago:
I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 2 weeks ago:
Is that not -90f?
- Comment on If the UK government proposed to increase tax by 1% and make trains free would you be in favour? 2 weeks ago:
I never use trains, so no.
- Comment on Cinderella's Millennium Falcon 3 weeks ago:
What does it turn into at midnight?
- Comment on Why is it just ChoMo s have their identity and address released to the media? I get for the kids but would also like to know if I am living next to a murderer or serial meth maker or whatever? 3 weeks ago:
Bit rude, they were only asking a question.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Sorry, that was very impolite of me, I should have offered him to you first.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Sorry, but it’s traditional for us to dump our unwanted over there.
- Comment on Weather guy says it's about to sticky rain. But will be over in just a few minutes 4 weeks ago:
Sticky rain or golden shower?
- Comment on Call me... 5 weeks ago:
Harvestman is kinky?
- Comment on Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids 5 weeks ago:
No, Boston is 01205.
- Comment on mmmm yes undoubtedly 5 weeks ago:
You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
- Comment on Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids 5 weeks ago:
I guess you have to advertise in the local tongue. Should probably say English Toodah.
- Comment on mmmm yes undoubtedly 5 weeks ago:
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
- Comment on Y tho 1 month ago:
You need a stronger magnet at the front obviously.
- Comment on I fast-forward through the songs... 1 month ago:
But we have Red Dwarf and The Orville for silliness. It feels out of place in Star Trek.
- Comment on If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier? 1 month ago:
What? No relevant XKCD?
