Codpiece
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- Comment on ‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know 1 day ago:
Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.
- Comment on ‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know 1 day ago:
Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?
- Comment on Reform UK selects candidate who was previously exposed for anti-Muslim social media posts 3 days ago:
I’m shocked I tell you.
- Comment on Australia’s attempt to join the space race lasts 14 seconds 3 days ago:
Were they trying to master the landing part first?
- Comment on I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe! 4 days ago:
You missed Korean Jesus
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 2 weeks ago:
I think they’re in denial about Florida.
- Comment on Nurseries in England bring in Covid-style protocols as measles cases rise 2 weeks ago:
Why is “get immunised” missing from the Do list?
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 2 weeks ago:
Maybe, but even that needs narrowing down. An American friend of mine says that the two coasts are relatively sensible and everyone in the states inbetween are utter fruitcakes.
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 2 weeks ago:
Can you narrow that down a bit before we book the ticket?
- Comment on Do you still remember? 2 weeks ago:
Shitheap.
Mark 1 Volkswagen Polo.
- Comment on Panama Proxima 2 weeks ago:
Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 30 comments
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
But you already are.
- Comment on We face nationalisation if we’re not let off fines, Thames Water warns 2 weeks ago:
Won’t someone think of the shareholders and the poor management bonuses.
Poor things, they must be down to their last few millions by now.
- Comment on England’s reservoirs at lowest level for a decade as experts call for hosepipe bans 3 weeks ago:
I’m fairly sure water companies don’t have anything to do with issuing oil drilling and exploration licenses.
- Comment on Royal Mail given go-ahead to scrap second-class post on Saturdays 3 weeks ago:
I bet all the fucking junk they keep stuffing through my letterbox is first class though…
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 4 weeks ago:
I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!
- Comment on Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help 4 weeks ago:
Absolutely. Best get those graphic designers to help fix the economy.
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 4 comments
- Comment on Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor. 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.
- Comment on Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor. 4 weeks ago:
Ah come on, they can’t help it. Most of them literally don’t know anything else.
- Comment on Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor. 4 weeks ago:
Included American pop culture character to draw attention of Americans.
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 4 weeks ago:
A Place In The Sunni.
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 4 weeks ago:
Followed by Homes Under The Hamas.
- Comment on Srsly 4 weeks ago:
And this is perfect example of using five words incorrectly, rather than the correct two.
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 5 weeks ago:
If only there was a whey to revive it.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 5 weeks ago:
Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk it for all it’s worth.
- Comment on Temperatures surpass 29C as UK heads for heatwave 1 month ago:
That’s nice. What’s the humidity?
