mannycalavera

@mannycalavera@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Mandalorian’ & ‘Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Actor Simon Kassianides To Direct Thriller ‘The Walker’ With Warner Bros. Sweden⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Who?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough new driving rules could land Brits with a ban for ‘minor’ mistakes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean that chap in the thumbnail is clearly not paying attention to the road. Send him down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lucy Letby alleged to have murdered and harmed more babies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh. I see my mistake now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lucy Letby alleged to have murdered and harmed more babies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait I’m so confused with this story. Is she innocent or guilty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why, just why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They tried to sell me on religion in school, I thought it was a load of rubbish - I remember telling the priest exactly that when I was 11 and he wanted me to do my Holy Communion.

  The priest probably wanted to fuck you in the arse - you dodged a bullet. Well done your young self!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idealistic city Glastonbury is a microcosm of British life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes too many worlocks and witches for my liking…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds good tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hence the blood…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds good tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be Indian?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Government to ban Palestine Action, home secretary confirms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who could have seen this coming when those laws were introduced!

  Ironically the Labour party when they were in opposition 😐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The roses, of course. Ow.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My captain. I am here for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Society may have overestimated risk of the ‘manosphere’, UK researchers say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL 🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Society may have overestimated risk of the ‘manosphere’, UK researchers say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a ham I have a licence with them.

  What’s this about? Or are you telling porkies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UN urges UK to negotiate new Chagos deal that allows islanders to return⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking the US 😂. But now you come to mention it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UN urges UK to negotiate new Chagos deal that allows islanders to return⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we all know the other “U” isn’t going to allow this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#ThinkBig⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There seems to be a lot of memes lately where people use the term gay as a pejorative: much to the delight of others. Has Lemmy become more homophobic recently?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kevin Smith says he's cracked the story for the Dogma sequel⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta mine that IP!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mum locked up in prison after what she did with two Kinder eggs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OMG I am dying this article is terrible! 😂😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK citizens face fingerprint checks each time they visit EU⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmm 🧐. No I said it’s not a big deal to visit Europe and do biometrics for literally 60 seconds at the border. Like what is the big deal about that? Feel free to visit of you want. And if you don’t want to (for whatever reason) then don’t. I’m not telling you to do anything 🤷.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK citizens face fingerprint checks each time they visit EU⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t either. Irish grandmother 😊🇮🇪. But I thought you said your girlfriend would need to? Sorry did I misunderstand you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who owns the press?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Guardian gets a lot of unfair criticism because people don’t like some silly opinion pieces

  The guardian gets a lot of hate because people post opinion pieces as if they are gospel and not instead as they are: some cunt’s opinion.

  Talk about liking the smell of your own farts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK citizens face fingerprint checks each time they visit EU⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No. You just don’t have to be so whiny about it. It will take you a fraction of a moment to do your biometrics compared to the joy you’ll get by having your girlfriend see your family. What are you going to prioritise? It’s really not a big deal. And if you think it is then, seriously, visit other countries. Europe is not the be all and the end all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK citizens face fingerprint checks each time they visit EU⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s of any consolation. It’s mostly performative.

  Visit other countries instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fraudster made £550,000 selling fake 'Scottish-grown tea'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are they all called Tommy Robinson 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weapons trafficking⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uncle Buck?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightclub market shrinking as younger people stay at home, says pub boss⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d imagine £8.50 for a pint is one of those challenges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tommy Robinson charged with harassment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He was in then out now he’s in out shake it all about!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deal with EU will make food cheaper and add £9bn to UK economy, says No 10⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t pay or accept cookies 🤔. Maybe I’m special?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has finally been held accountable for the war in Gaza, and it's Gary Lineker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t he going to quit anyway after his last debacle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deal with EU will make food cheaper and add £9bn to UK economy, says No 10⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, the guardian is paywalled now? Is this supposed to help with the typos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labour peer apologises for writing to UK Treasury to promote crypto firm he advised⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oops 🤫