mannycalavera
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- Comment on Birmingham man fined over £140 for stealing sandwich and cookies from Greggs 1 day ago:
The court heard Brennan ignored the warning and “encouraged two other males to enter and steal items” before leaving without paying.
Gregg’s should be literally giving food away for free. As should every shop. Just give things to people. That way there would be no need to steal? Problem solved. I can’t believe they haven’t thought of this sooner.
- Comment on New North Sea oil drilling faces delay after gear accidentally dropped in sea 4 days ago:
Jaysus Andy. Can’t even damage the environment properly! We’re doomed.
- Comment on Met Police re-opens war crimes case on Britons fighting for Israel 1 week ago:
Oh gosh! Are Labour going to proscribe the Met now? Where’s Yvette Cooper moved to?
- Comment on Burnham approves US use of UK bases for some strikes on Iran, Bloomberg reports | Move marks a continuation of predecessor Keir Starmer's policy 1 week ago:
That’s not how general elections work in the UK.
You vote for your local MP, and the party with a large enough selection of MPs gets to choose their Premier to be PM. So if the party wants to rotate their premier, so be it.
It’s quite simple but a lot of people seem to have trouble understanding this process. It just goes to show the dire state of education.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Ahh Hope. Yes. That’s what we’ll pay nurses. Hope.
- Comment on An Israeli Property Fair Is Still Advertising Illegal West Bank Homes to Brits 2 weeks ago:
They’ll sell them anyway. It seems nobody wants to stop them. And they’ll be British buyers too. Nothing will happen. No consequences.
This is the world we live in.
- Comment on How to fly from the US to the UK as a duel citizen? 2 weeks ago:
Carry them both?
- Comment on How to fly from the US to the UK as a duel citizen? 2 weeks ago:
Oh the imposition! You expect them to carry two passports?
- Comment on 'The Falklands are ours': Argentina players spark outrage with full-time banner as 'multiple arrests made outside stadium' 2 weeks ago:
Basically kids that don’t understand the horrors Argentina went through the last time they sent untrained teenagers to fight a war they couldn’t fund.
Give Argentina back to the indigenous people that were there before the Spanish pirates?
- Comment on Bank of England governor would have put off Farage meeting had £5m gift been under investigation 2 weeks ago:
If anyone has interest in the UK it’s the Bank of England… 😉
- Comment on James Bond should stay white and male, says casting chief 2 weeks ago:
Second compromise, he stays white and male but he dresses fabulous snap snap and he talks Jive.
I ain’t handin’ ova no gun and license, honkey. Sheeeeeiiiit.
- Comment on "It's just a waste of time": inside Palantir's £330m NHS failure 2 weeks ago:
It doesn’t matter. It powers American jobs and economy which is all that mattered when Keir allowed this shit to happen in the first place. Mustn’t upset the orange man.
- Comment on Musk family foundation took Tommy Robinson to Russia, says Musk’s father 2 weeks ago:
Send him to Russia cancel his British citizenship. Put him on an abandoned island. I don’t give a fuck.
- Comment on We are living fewer years in good health: Is the NHS part of the problem? 2 weeks ago:
I said this before but make it super easy and affordable to live healthy lives. Subsidise the crap out of well built community gyms that are within reach for all ages. They exist but are very expensive. Subsidise the crap out of healthy foods that are easy to prepare like access to fruit and vegetables.
It baffles me that people live their lives smoking, vaping, getting smashed, and eating kebabs and then end up with lung cancer / obesity that the NHS needs to find funds to look after. I’m not saying we should outlaw these things, who doesn’t like a cheeky kebab? But we’re rapidly turning into the US and expecting the NHS to just pick up the problems.
If you viewed the national health as preventative rather than reactionary these things would already be in place.
- Comment on Meghan will not appear at public events during Harry UK trip 2 weeks ago:
Well of course not, there’s no profit in it.
- Comment on Irish Hotel Cancels Conference for Peter Thiel’s Secretive Group 3 weeks ago:
As much as this is a good news story, Ireland is not the UK. And Irish people would rightly be offended at the suggestion. Does this post really belong here?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
That’s a pretty old quote, no? Ask him again during any leadership race. And again after he wins.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
What the fuck is Raise The Colours? Where do they get these names from?
- Comment on BREAKING: Canary debanked by Lloyds 4 weeks ago:
Yup deffo AML check. Next they’ll complain that they asked why their funds have been withheld but weren’t given an answer IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY! No, love, it’s AML laws.
- Comment on Nuclear weapons storage in spotlight as US plans $4bn boost for its UK airbases | Pentagon files suggest some new facilities will store nuclear arsenal, $163m also earmarked for secretive spy base 4 weeks ago:
Labour’s gift to the voters.
- Comment on Prince William: Homelessness is a 'systemic failure' 4 weeks ago:
Is this about his dad moving out of his house?
- Comment on Greens leader Zack Polanski calls the genocide in Gaza the moral litmus test for politicians 5 weeks ago:
Follow the money
- Comment on Shabana Mahmood’s immigration and asylum bill to go before MPs next week 5 weeks ago:
Apparently the only cabinet member to be delivering her brief. Albeit delivering an utterly shit brief, but still delivering.
So chances are shell be kept.
- Comment on Parliament spending £2m a week to stop crumbling palace falling down 5 weeks ago:
Oh dear. My heat melted brain read that as Iran Visits. Why are the Iranians doing a hit piece on the Houses Of Parliament?
- Comment on ‘Degrading’: why did a US fighter pilot avoid British trial after strangling a woman in England? 5 weeks ago:
why did a US fighter pilot avoid British trial after strangling a woman in England
Because this is where the power imbalance lies between men and women and the US and the UK. The sicko pervert rapist knows this and the spineless UK government knows this. 😢
Fuck that creepy looking cunt.
- Comment on Pupils' behaviour sparks teachers' two-day strik 5 weeks ago:
Sounds like they need to call Michelle Pfeiffer to sort that lot out.
- Comment on Inside the surreal UK parliament debate on pro-Israel influence dominated by lobby group members 5 weeks ago:
Now you understand how the British state works.
- Comment on Islamic Ambulances 5 weeks ago:
Ask this question on the Commons instead of Twitter like you’re paid to do.
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- Comment on UK could keep special pre-Brexit terms if it rejoined EU, Michel Barnier says | Brexit 1 month ago:
Prime Minister Burnham has already ruled this out. Time to vote him out and elect a PM with the balls to rejoin.