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  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.

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    • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not quiet

      98.99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death, 1% tastes good with butter. The the remaining 0.01% is estimated to have saved over half a billion lives.

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      • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And 0.00001% makes me see and feel funny things

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      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Pretty sure the antibiotics also taste good with butter.

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      • sploosh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And then there are the few lucky people who die a whole lot faster if they take that .01%

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah, so there are 3 options- discomfort, death, and nutrition. Therefore, every time you eat a fungus, you have a 1/3 chance of dying. Thanks for the info!

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      • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        NotHowStatisticsWork

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    • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Or when growing in cheese.

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      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Cheese also tastes good with butter.

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  • Ultraviolet@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that make you die a miserable death?”

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Some moulds are totally fine, see blue cheese. Some mycelium schlongs are dangerous, see death caps.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can also put mold on meat. Lot trickier, but the famous Hungarian salami Téliszalámi (Winter Salami) is done like that.

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    • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Mycelium schlong”

      Linguistic creativity at its best.

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      See also other soft cheeses like brie

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No one:

    Everyone: adds a pointless “No one:” above perfectly valid memes

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    • Ferrous@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And on top of that, a pointless Twitter comment.

      I swear, every meme nowadays is three levels of reaction deep.

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      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        But how will i drive engagement to my shitter page if i don’t slap my username on every meme I find?

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    • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      POV: Someone added a useless “no one” to their meme

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      • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        POV: you’re the other person watching someone else do the action being described

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    • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This one grinds my gears too because it doesn’t even make sense.

      “No one said nothing” is a double negative. Shouldn’t it be

      Everyone:

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Or just

        (awkward) silence

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  • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Humans: 🤮 Human genitalia: 🍆💨👃🤤

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  • the_artic_one@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Most molds are about as closely related to mushrooms as flatworms are to humans

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not to be confused with ringworms which are, in fact, a mold.

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      • the_artic_one@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Or slime molds which are, in fact, an ameoba.

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    • Flames5123@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And humans are more closely related to mushrooms than plants!

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  • herrwoland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?”

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    • RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Cinnamon

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maple syrup

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why apple but not apple seed

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        i eat the apple seeds, coward

        dies

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  • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The Roquefort (French blue cheese) is made from the mold that grows on rye bread.

    So even the moldy bread, in the right condition, can become a delicacy.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      lactobacillus is everywhere. Truly the king of kings.

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      • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yo, thank you to yogurt, sourdough, and various fermented beverages. Bless.

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    • interpolate@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      On typing this out, I’m suddenly concerned about this being offensive or blatantly false. I never applied critical thought to the story before, as I’m pretty sure I was told it as a relatively young, and more relevantly gullible, young man.

      Is it true that this mold played a role in the “witches ride broomsticks” stereotype?

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      • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It sounds like a few different things got mashed together there. Ergot is a hallucinogenic fungus that grows on rye, and is speculated to be the cause of some of the witch panics. It’s not the same fungus found in Roquefort, but it is what they use to make LSD.

        Witches flying is hypothesized to be entheogen use, since a common side effect is feelings of floating, flying, or otherwise ‘being high’.

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      • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The fungus you’re thinking of is likely ergot, because it shows up in pretty large volume in batches of rye.

        In processing, it ends up as a dark purple/black dried up mass that assumes kinda a crescent shape. Mills will run a batch of rye through a color-sorter - a bunch of times consecutively - to reduce the amount of ergot in the batch before milling.

        You can technically refine it into LSD, but if you screw up, you can kill people. (Morning Glories are the preferred method).

        The number of 55-gallon drums of ergot I’ve disposed of, though… It’s difficult not to identify with Walter White and wonder… “what if?”

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Both are pictures of genitalia, one of them is just really really small, microscopic even, so you are being very insensitive towards the microscopic genitalia.

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    • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel seen

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    • Wetstew@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It doesn’t need to be big to do it’s job!😡

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Whoa there… We eat mold too if they’re the right type and on the right things.

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    • laurelraven@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      *Blu cheese has entered the chat*

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Blue cheese would like a word.

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  • NotLemming@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait I thought mushrooms were the flowers… Or are you telling me that flowers are also genitals!!! 💥

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Flowers are flowers genitals as well.

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      • NotLemming@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So they’re manspreading

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    • StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yep lol just wait till you find out what pollen is analogous too lol

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      • NotLemming@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        So bees are slutty sex pests and fly around covered in plant cum…

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Poppycock.

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This bacterium gives me the sniffles. This other bacterium liquefies and eats my muscles. But if I don’t have enough of this other bacterium in me, I get violent explosive shits??

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If the french eat frogs that’s fine, but when the south Americans do it everyone loses their minds.

    (Poison dart frogs)

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  • sunbather@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the difference between eating mushrooms and eating mold is the difference between oral sex and vore

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wait am I supposed to just motion the mushroom in and out repeatedly then once it shrivels, the job is done?

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cheese and yoghurt enter the chat.

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      laughs in alcohol

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  • wittycomputer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I prefer calling it flowers than genitallia

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Some women also call it their flowers and yeah I go down on flowers. :finger-guns:

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    • Umbrias@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      tomato tomato

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Srsly? It’s pretty simple - some forms of mold are delicious and others aren’t.

    Here’s another mystery to ponder: Why do people generally love having sex but hate mowing the lawn, even if they involve the same amount of effort? Have fun.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There’s housework that involves lying down while someone else puts in all the effort?

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      • Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ya it’s called affording a maid

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  • mrmule@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Kombucha and sourdough bread have now entered the chat.

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    • NotLemming@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My babies! Also don’t forget kefir, my third child.

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  • Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    basically the same thing with men

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not a big fan of male genitalia tbh

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    • azi@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      vanilla

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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    …is bread mold harmful?

    Image

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    • natecox@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuck, I remember Gumby. What happened to that guy?

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      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I dunno. I miss him, though… and his pony pal Pokey, too.

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Apparently, it’s being rebooted as a cartoon.

        Not even a 3d one? People have already mimicked stop motion in cgi.

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      • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        For a costume event, I got a Gumby outfit and put a gladiator shirt over it. I don’t think anybody got it.

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you keep eating it, you’ll have to change your name to ShartEatingBreakfast

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      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Does it make your guts rumble, fr??

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve been sucking off genitalia this whole time?!

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  • zippythezigzag@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Has entered the chat” has entered the chat.

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “mould” vs “would”

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Peniciline

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s mould? I know what mold is.

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