Kellenved
@Kellenved@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on fragile masculinity 2 days ago:
Too big lol, the rest of my crop is frozen waiting to turn into sauce which is good because we’re out of last years sauce
- Comment on fragile masculinity 2 days ago:
Fucking stink bugs! My plants got a little out of hand this year and I had to pluck stink bugs off them every day. Still 60+ lbs of tomatoes tho
- Comment on CNC 2 weeks ago:
What about that situation isn’t hot to begin with?
- Comment on Caption this. 3 weeks ago:
Advice on my penis’ Carnival outfit?
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
How big was the spoon?
- Comment on egg time 3 weeks ago:
The M’platypus
- Comment on Wild Seals 3 weeks ago:
Elephant seals still just elephants
- Comment on Physics! 3 weeks ago:
Frequently some breed of capitalist trying to scam someone
- Comment on Mid Career Marine Biology 5 weeks ago:
Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.
- Comment on moonshine 1 month ago:
I said mild buzz, that’s not gonna cut it for our reality unfortunately
- Comment on moonshine 1 month ago:
I mean, if my entire life was grazing through the bush I’d want a mild buzz on too
- Comment on No one could make it out in one piece 2 months ago:
Baka marimo
- Comment on We are made of stardust 2 months ago:
The universe is dusty because the Big Dipper used to be the big swifter but the replacement pads for galaxy sized brow heads is 13 septillion dollars so we’ve been saving up for a few billion years now
- Comment on Help. 2 months ago:
Capitalism created it too, classic create problem and sell solution model. Fucking ghoulish
- Comment on Begun the kernel wars have 2 months ago:
I think these franchises have people hooked on a FOMO drip somehow, maybe I’m wrong. I’ve never seen the appeal myself.
- Comment on spinosarus through the ages 3 months ago:
Suspect unresolved childhood trauma
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
I have to imagine it had the spirit of the Pepe Silvia incident
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
Hard to change the channel on this tv
- Comment on Pissebed 5 months ago:
In English isopods qualify as bugs
- Comment on bomba fantastic 5 months ago:
Hey! This is my joke! You owe me 189 lemmy points!
- Comment on (゜O゜; 5 months ago:
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Sacabambaspis
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
You can pretend to be a woman sometimes, as a treat
- Comment on What else are they hiding from us? 6 months ago:
And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff
- Comment on women are the devil 6 months ago:
That’s my favourite King Crimson song
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 7 months ago:
I think you have to be an elf building a ship and convince each plank individually that the world is flat
- Comment on Please answer. 8 months ago:
Ya it’s called affording a maid
- Comment on Do not stand at my grave and weep 8 months ago:
This is poetry not prose
- Comment on Electoral politics doesn't get the job done 9 months ago:
Workers strikes are the farthest possible thing from facism
- Comment on Anon banters with a friend 9 months ago:
Compare side by side and look at the upper lip, usually the biggest tell
- Comment on master manipulators 10 months ago:
Their many siblings in the wild shall provide the young