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Submitted 2 months ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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rslogix89@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 2 months ago
It is really a meme if it doesn’t have boomer aspect ratio issues?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jesus didn’t die for good cropping
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Thanks, that was hell on mobile.
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
CandyPants@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
Xell22@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Preach
IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The guy probably probably read and did worse when he was the kids agd
otacon239@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 months ago
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He died for your sins.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 months ago
And MY AXE!
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you’ll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That got weird fast
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
1 dya blinding stew
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 months ago
“Whelp, can see so I can’t do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away”
That kid probably.
Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stew that blinds him for a day
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
shiv@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
bagsy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.
Wren@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I wouldn’t wish that on my medium enemies. There’s pokemon porn. There’s ninja turtle porn. There’s freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forces feminiz… I need to go to pornhub
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You don’t got sell it so hard man…
Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ll take a number one and two number threes
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think it’s time we take a stand for what we believe in
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Don’t come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping.”
Hypnotoad_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This kid will be alright
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 2 months ago
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
There it Is, random Capitalization in The wild.
Spezi@feddit.org 2 months ago
What a presidential guy.
jeniferariza@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 2 months ago
Bro a decade ago was 2016, weed was crazy then too.
Anivia@feddit.org 2 months ago
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s, now it’s barely over 30%. You’re making the difference sound more extreme than it is, especially when comparing to just a decade ago.
Comparing weed from the 60s to weed from the 80s, now that’s where you will acurally see a crazy difference
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s,
Uh, maybe in California.
You could sometimes get ahold of the 20% stuff where I am in the early 00s, but the dealers would mark it up to like $60/eighth so it was only for special occasion.
Everything else was “beasters” an “mids”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just grow your own. Us casuals can’t make it as balls blasting as the pros can, but it’s still plenty strong.
Anivia@feddit.org 2 months ago
If you’re growing indoors it’s not that difficult to grow really, really good weed. This was just my second attempt with still much too learn:
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn’t learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Living his best life.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Not sure what to do
Have you tried not being lame?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If my mom masturbated next to me, that would probably have suppressed my sexdrive well into my 80s.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Ok but what avout your dad?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If your mom masturbates next to me it would just be another tuesday. Gotten!
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Now when you say “with him”…
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad… whatever.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.
Porn can be a similar conversation, “here’s why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can’t decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought.”
Punishment like this all but guarantees he won’t ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
Lanske@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In other words: a totally normal kid
Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Quickly drug him!
snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird
conartistpanda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah the hands are sus, and the shadow on the sign, and everything as a wholem.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I found it on Pinterest and reverse image searched to get a higher qualify image, but I assume it was just run through some filter or something
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Cuck your uncle?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He’s into it.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I think that if i was driving by there i could only read “I smoked” and that’s it.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Auntie must think it’s the 1950s when nephew would’ve been put in a mental institution & lobotomized for such behavior.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Side note, any parent that does shit like this, needs to be charged with child endangerment and abuse. Investigated for further abuse as well.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This smile says it all.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
How dare he not conform to your religious ideology!
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Happy cake day
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 months ago
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
We do all live in hell tbf