CandyPants

@CandyPants@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmm not the same , but similar.

  My single mother was changing a headlight in our garage. Like any poor person worth her salt, my mother was using a butter knife because we didn’t have proper tools. I wanted to see what would happen if i crossed the cars battery terminals with the butter knife. I decided to make it look like an accident. I “bumped” the butter knife and it locked into place across the terminals. Sparks shot from both ends when it made contact. From the center out the butter knife started glowing red from the heat. It all happened so fast, i smacked the butter knife free with my right hand. 30 years later I still have the physical scar across my middle finger, and the emotional scars of what she called me (admittedly deserved).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.

  Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Justice Dept. Closed Investigation Into Tom Homan for Accepting Bag of Cash⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are thousands of ways to carry out legal corruption in this country, and this idiot gets caught doing the ONE that’s explicitly banned. Then they just sweep it under the rug.

  Jesus…fucking…christ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Freedumb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Liberty lesions…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game fits this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Escape from Tarkov… Fucking hate that game!! I’ll be on tonight 7pm central if anyone wants to team up.