ceenote

@ceenote@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cmon! Get it! I know you want it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You bought it, didn’t you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cmon! Get it! I know you want it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Before you look for yourself, it’s $30. That price should be illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to ride my bicycle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t he thinking about both other girls and other guys?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck dickhead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine is set to play “Fortunate Son”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An impossible choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I have 3.5 billion dollars when I go to bed tonight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess The Game (#013)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure that’s it. I never owned it, but a friend had a demo for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Has a 3d printed gun been used in a crime? Ever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The System does not work.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The purpose of the system was not to get you a decent job, it was to get you to take out a massive loan for the promise of probably getting a good job hopefully but it’s all your fault if you can’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My bathroom refuses to tell me their pronouns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this at the store this morning, took a double take⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, look, it’s that YouTube thumbnail I’m seeing all over my feed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just one more quote to throw at MAGA when they clutch their pearls in protest of the upcoming most celebrated death in history

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never sleeping again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing worse than being dinosaur laughed at.

  I assume dinosaur laughing is when a dinosaur laughs at your inability to escape getting eaten by the subject dinosaur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only joke candidate that might enter parliament is Nigel Farage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This has been happening to a lot of people recently⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Qbittorrent is your AI, right? Because it’s all fine if AI does it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hydro-homie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid sexy Mr. Frodo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next up: Running Up that Hill by Kate Bush⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Should be “The legendary home of non-stop rock”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you shave it for later?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So Many People Dont Know This Hack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  White has no king. White needs no king.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shipping available⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah. They didn’t say they were rare, but the parts are all yellow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It reads that way, but it’s a cute story 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shipping available⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  50 what? 50 ant parts? If it’s 50 ant parts that’s not a bad deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covering up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How dare anyone cover up the presidential nussy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of “Jurisprudence Fetishist gets off on a Technicality”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you’re guests won’t leave and you just want to go to bed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  defend evil things

  I didn’t defend shit. I criticized you for being the only person to proselytize in the comments of a joke. I even felt bad about it, at first.

  You won’t be the guy that stands up

  I stand up for people letting others live their lives. Trying to ban religion is barely any better than forcing people to follow a religion, and significantly less likely to succeed.

  You’re a fool pretending to be an atheist

  The only thing you need to do to be an atheist is not believe in a deity. You have some weirdly dogmatic views for an atheist.

  I’m old enough to know when there’s no point in arguing with someone. Feel free to take the last word, if it makes you feel better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you’re guests won’t leave and you just want to go to bed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am not okay with religious groups taking over the government to force us into religion.

  How many of them do you think justify it to themselves by saying “We have to do this, because if we don’t, atheists will take over the government and outlaw religion.”

  Embodying the stereotype of an angry, condescending atheist is the opposite of helpful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you’re guests won’t leave and you just want to go to bed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an atheist too, but there’s no need for an anti-religion rant in response to a joke that has Jesus in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This shit's stupid as hell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Both exist, and there’s a strong correlation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save the planet, hold your breath⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Based on the pattern of, well, everything else, the most benefit would come if the billionaires stop breathing first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, how…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would Sam Altman have any idea what humans enjoy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No need to ask the workers what we want, of course.