ceenote
@ceenote@lemmy.world
- Comment on Fit girls role call 4 days ago:
Cock push-ups?
- Comment on Roasted 4 days ago:
The ultimate roast will be when the harvest is not bountiful, because you were, in fact, telling the truth.
- Comment on Wowee 6 days ago:
The Atlantic Ocean can hold 17 Polands. Therefore, the Atlantic Ocean is bigger.
- Comment on "you should come to…" 🤚you're obviously already in hell 1 week ago:
Does Mads Mikkelson actually post sweaty selfies with captions, or do other people add them?
- Comment on Creamy 1 week ago:
How wonton.
- Comment on The face of dang ‘ol killer, I tell you hwhat 1 week ago:
I… Still wouldn’t watch this movie.
But I’d chuckle at a YouTube clip of it.
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 1 week ago:
“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
- Comment on Must have apps 1 week ago:
They must have liked the joke so much they made it even more important for Windows 11.
- Comment on Depluralize 2 weeks ago:
May as well have a laugh after you’ve called the Bondulance.
- Comment on Depluralize 2 weeks ago:
Bond name’s the James.
- Comment on It was different vibe back then 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on It was different vibe back then 2 weeks ago:
Sir…
- Comment on Woman of my dreams 2 weeks ago:
God, please don’t. He’d design the next one.
- Comment on Haxxed 2 weeks ago:
It reads like a joke but it’s just a straight description of how flat earthers think.
- Comment on Life hack 2 weeks ago:
They might even tell you to leave early.
- Comment on Oh no.. 2 weeks ago:
President Madagascar, a person in the internet is angry at us!
Shut. Down. Everything.
- Comment on special sauce 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Travel fare 3 weeks ago:
You must have a lot of courage to spend.
- Comment on special sauce 3 weeks ago:
Or sloth, for short.
- Comment on Nobody tell him 3 weeks ago:
The article is from yesterday, so if they did they’ve corrected it by now.
- Comment on It can't be coincidence they're so perfectly placed. 3 weeks ago:
I would no longer mind if he decided to break free and put us all out of our misery.
- Comment on chad 3 weeks ago:
Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
- Comment on New York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs 3 weeks ago:
A wealth tax a day keeps the guillotine away.
- Comment on Good n dumb 3 weeks ago:
If she be like that I’m gonna guess she’d still have trouble feeding one positive pregnancy test.
- Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise. 5 weeks ago:
Can they make a frog sized version so we can gay the frogs?
- Comment on Not a good sign 5 weeks ago:
Greed can at least account for the future. The most powerful government in the world is lead by people who actually think wrecking the world for everyone else will help them reach paradise.
- Comment on Not a good sign 5 weeks ago:
We’ll now begin our unit on “the time the people who wanted to end the world got control of the world”
- Comment on Get in the AI cube 5 weeks ago:
To help real estate prices
- Comment on Why is Greg, Pastor of the Promised End playing guitar??? 5 weeks ago:
Tbh dark souls 3 had too many cathedrals, so I’d be okay with a few rooms with chairs.
- Comment on Honest game review 5 weeks ago:
Publishers don’t need to pay for good reviews. The implicit understanding is bad reviews = no early copies -> someone else gets the views.
