ceenote

@ceenote@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get cancer screening guys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  She can sneak in dressed as a nurse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The flyer does no good if nobody looks at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'The View' host warns Democrats about how performatively ‘screaming’ at rallies is not fixing the country⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not supposed to. It’s supposed to let politicians know that if they don’t change they’ll get replaced. Energetically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pain plant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not brrrrr, more like kssss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cherry pickers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anti-vaxxers love cherry picking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re lucky not to know, doop fell hard off after it was acquired by Buntley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost done⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Must be unnerving to know when you’re going to die, since retirement won’t really be a thing anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How smart⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Zweistein? The STR chad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck this asshole⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I swallowed my misgivings and voted Democrat, just like I’ve done st each election since I turned 18, but handwaving away valid criticisms is not how you get people to side with you. Pressure needs to be put on the democrats to be better, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That can't be good⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know McDonald’s has been having a rough time recently, but I don’t think that’s a sound business strategy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fish roast⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro probably didn’t even know he’d just been roasted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FromSoftware didn’t want Sony to publish Dark Souls as it was ‘disappointed’ by how Demon’s Souls was treated⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And now Sony owns them. As much as I like From, I’m getting ready to cope with them enshittifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So the door opened just like expected⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, no, no, it’s quite simple. If he is a friend, he will speak the password and the doors will open.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s tough for us midwesterners to do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you can deal with the “It might be rude for me to leave now? I’ll just stay a little longer.” “Okay, just 15 more minutes.” “Okay, at the top of the hour, I’ll leave.” “Someone just got here, so I’ll stay another half hour so they don’t think I’m leaving just because they got here.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After shutting down several popular emulators, Nintendo admits emulation is legal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So when they shut down Ryujinx and Yuzu, was it basically “Stop running this emulator or we will ruin your lives with legal bills”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lubricate first pls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Boomhauer posting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would Dumbledolf do this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Filch! Clean that up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fact⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And calling someone bby obviously means “baked beans, yum”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to techbros from the 90s to now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It happens in every industry: the passionate people who got in it for the love of the field get replaced by the people who see it as a lucrative business opportunity. Experts get replaced by salesmen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a gun person, but it seems to me like anyone who claims they can shoot down a drone with a rifle is also revealing themselves to not be a gun person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sees the same guy posting this image across multiple instances

  Not sure if karma farming or stochastic terrorism…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carcinisation?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blizzard is delisting the OG Warcrafts from GOG, but GOG says it's gonna preserve them forever anyway, hands out a discount, and announces new policy for its preservation program to boot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Never played the OG, but I’ve played the remaster and you can definitely select more than 1 unit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do Not Buy NZXT | Predatory, Evil Rental Computer Scam Investigated - Gamers Nexus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well shit, wish they’d posted it before black Friday. It was only an AIO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We were there monkeys all along⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re apes, not monkeys, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I honestly want to know the story behind this picture. Maybe their venom glands can be removed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Volcanoes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well shit, Janelle, maybe you should have asked the lava frog before posting his picture on Twitter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification only hurts product itself, not users.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I expected someone to be evangelizing for Linux as an alternative to enshittified Windows.