ceenote

@ceenote@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, Bert!⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not all bad. If you’d gone door to door last month, you could have gotten some free candy, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True romance, despite everything.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Found my “I hope this is real, it’d be so goddamn funny” of the day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find the Piggy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only see a hog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you saying woo, or is that air escaping from the folds of your fat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't even need the other 4 points. You're fine.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  2. Draw the rest of the goddamn owl
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep throat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If this is true it will be the funniest goddamn thing in US history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Dead Redemption Coming to Netflix, iOS, Android, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll wait for the TI-83 port.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon's Woody⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Round off the edges and I might actually start to like it. Looking like it was a school project is probably the only charm they can hope for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨better act fast!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I download this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t kink shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's official: Teamsters President Sean O'Brien is a **Class Traitor & Republican Stooge** - (Details in post body)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point I’m starting to wonder if they have something on him. Of course, it could just be garden-variety corruption.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snow Kitty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, the (apparently) huge icicles throw off the sense of scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No shit! I would also run like hell away from that.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re saying it’s the muscles, but I’m pretty sure what’s making his body move is terror.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon cuts 14,000 jobs, blames AI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was always the plan, always why they were excited about AI, and even after it blows up in their faces, they’re gonna keep pursuing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been studying managers for much longer, and I’ve come to a conclusion: they don’t care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're so predictable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That I have to go through and count the digits before I know how to say the number aloud (4 billion…) seems like a flaw with how we write numbers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta get those tickets!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a weaver! No, wait, that one works…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know the difference⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am on board with antifa’s efforts to reclaim red and black.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$96.5 million for Nadella | Microsoft's CEO receives record pay in a year that saw 15,000+ layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Job-creator” is a farce. They’re profit seekers, creating jobs is a side effect that they want to minimize

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come Nerevar, Morrowind mod Tamriel Rebuilt's next expansion will finally let you join House Indoril⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool, now we can get to work on House Dagoth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is of the essence! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, 4,6 seconds. I really needed that money, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grindset challenge⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s actually a trick, if you don’t respond “Yup” in Turkish, you fail, because you shouldn’t need to have been told to learn Turkish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WATER BENDING ACTIVATE OR SOMETHING IDK IVE NEVER WATCHED ATLA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good advice for a kid who’s moving out on their own for the first time: buy a plunger before you need one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living his best life.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smart guy. They should give him some kind of award.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well designed you say⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In this case, the loss was billions of investor dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tiny tot engineering⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step up your parenting game: Study metallurgy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taxes and nature⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You say he’s an idiot, but at least he’s not as dumb as the carpenters who put their pay for helping out with the ark into their savings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck with that⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to use you as a fall guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Censored⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Raise your standards, then, random gooner.