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- Comment on Big Soup does not want you to know this 3 hours ago:
The universe is just hydrogen with stuff in it.
- Comment on Anon creates a mystery 14 hours ago:
How could I thank you later?
- Comment on time of day 17 hours ago:
You know, guys, maybe AI isn’t so bad?
- Comment on Hot take 1 day ago:
Wasn’t she just trying to make Nvidia more amenable to dealing in China? If having a tryst with a Chinese model and making a bunch of money off of it isn’t winning at life, I don’t know what is.
Until the divorce settlement comes…
- Comment on Any advice appreciated 2 days ago:
Buy a plunger before you need one.
- Comment on Everywhere I go I see this stupid AI gen font 6 days ago:
Comic sans was a sign of a brainless, lazily done piece of work.
AI paint brush font is a sign of a brainless, lazy done piece of work.
- Comment on whipped cream 1 week ago:
Wait, I know that store. We call it Queen Soopers because it’s in the gayborhood. This tracks.
- Comment on The Elder Scrolls VI: Official Name Reveal 1 week ago:
They’re not really interested in beating the “development has barely progressed at all” allegations, are they?
- Comment on Pray for him in these trying times 1 week ago:
When he said that my first thought was “Are you sure you wanna talk about efficiency?”
- Comment on It was a simpler time 1 week ago:
Aaand this is how I learned tomorrow is daylight savings.
- Comment on Jeshus H Christ. Why do they put delicious biscuits in these surprise cans? 1 week ago:
I honestly had no idea people used any method other than this (except banging it on the edge of the counter)
- Comment on Mass Effect 5 studio was reportedly told to tone down inclusivity by EA after Saudi Arabia buyout, former BioWare dev alleges, "so as to not cause offense" 1 week ago:
Do you have a shitload of money? Then they don’t care.
- Comment on is the banana for scale? 2 weeks ago:
He worked hard, let the former president enjoy his hobbies.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
ACABAV
Animal cops are bastards and victims
- Comment on Got my guys house stuff and a whole new wardrobe 2 weeks ago:
It’s heavy, so they might get fatigued faster than they’d expect.
- Comment on Got my guys house stuff and a whole new wardrobe 2 weeks ago:
That’s last year’s model. This year’s model includes a beard.
- Comment on Got my guys house stuff and a whole new wardrobe 2 weeks ago:
They’re absurdly overpriced, but I wonder how quickly you’d make your money back if you bought a big one and had men pay a fee to mess with it for a few minutes.
- Comment on WAR! What is it good for? 2 weeks ago:
The gamer gets 5000 credits for the kill. He purchases a new 4-pack of explosive drones and a 12-pack of Monster energy. The system logs where the kill happened and, when the area is confirmed to be clear, a scavenger is dispatched to collect the victims rifle and thermos, which will both be melted down for raw materials. The scavenger leaves the rest.
- Comment on Better to just turn around and leave, if you can 2 weeks ago:
Have you tried telling them they’re stupid assholes? Maybe they haven’t realized.
- Comment on Goteem 3 weeks ago:
Cre8 more, I can’t w8.
- Comment on I'd send her with the card if she'd go 3 weeks ago:
What does Mystique need lingerie for? Aren’t all her clothes just her?
- Comment on US Rep proposes bill to give video game buyers "ownership," not "a license" 3 weeks ago:
I was more concerned with pointing out that it doesn’t make the bad person good, especially when they’re pushing the bill at a time where it has no chance of passing.
- Comment on US Rep proposes bill to give video game buyers "ownership," not "a license" 3 weeks ago:
If only he wasn’t one of the biggest AIPAC stooges in Washington.
- Comment on first state btw 3 weeks ago:
New Coloradontansas or Old Coloradontansas?
- Comment on first state btw 3 weeks ago:
ChatGPT, draw me a map of the United States.
- Comment on Someone should really do something about that 3 weeks ago:
It’s kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can’t tell who it’s stabbing.
- Comment on Wholesome 4 weeks ago:
Liek dis if u cry evrytim
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 4 weeks ago:
Who could blame him? Ash’s mom has got it goin’ on.
- Comment on Make Congress Earn Average American Wage. 5 weeks ago:
Politicians will be happy to take bribes regardless of what they earn.
- Comment on RIP 🚽 5 weeks ago:
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.