ceenote

@ceenote@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little guy⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I honestly want to know the story behind this picture. Maybe their venom glands can be removed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Volcanoes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well shit, Janelle, maybe you should have asked the lava frog before posting his picture on Twitter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification only hurts product itself, not users.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I expected someone to be evangelizing for Linux as an alternative to enshittified Windows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification only hurts product itself, not users.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shocked this thread is an hour old with no mention of Linux. Whoopsie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The dream⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2025, dir Nick Park and Merlin Crossingham)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this gonna be the one where we get the plot twist that Gromit died of old age years ago and Wallace coped by replacing him with a lifelike robot Gromit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're not you when you're dooming.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nihilist Arby’s all over again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We did it chat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, they’re everywhere.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now this is shitposting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my hole!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well at least the other shapes will be able to go in to pull him out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👁 👁⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus, no summer day is brighter than a clear winter day with snow on the ground.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interactive Entertainment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And they said PS5 has no games…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hammerheads sharkz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine, in the year of our lord 2024, not recognizing the noble whale shark as the peak of sharkhood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hammerheads sharkz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been… maybe a little too quiet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope you don't have any plans this evening.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In hindsight, there may have been signs…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There can be only one winner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhere between 7 and 11, depending on the kind of coffee.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope you don't have any plans this evening.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never Thought⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m wondering, now… Does Gimli say the word “Legolas” even once in the movies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This took me a great deal of strength to publicly acknowledge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pregames⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He earned extra tendies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reflexes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna say checking reflexes is a neurology thing, before I realized that was the joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age 30⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I figured I’d be fine, I work out regularly and am in better condition in pretty much every way compared to how I was in high school. But, all that darting around, jumping, and occasional sprinting is a whole different beast than jogging, hiking or lifting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age 30⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty certain he has indeed been around for 30 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age 30⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t sober up, but last weekend at 34 I did just play Ultimate Frisbee for the first time since high school. On that day I learned stretching is much more important for us 30-somethings than it was back in high school. It’s been 6 days and I’m still limping a little bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WINDOWS93⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, man. 640kb is enough for me, as it should be for everybody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't say⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Today I learned at least one roman god isn’t dense enough to sink in water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think it's true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on them, I’ll catch em in the act when I jump out the window.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WINDOWS93⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And there should be like 10 of them because pointer trails should be turned on and set to max.