ceenote
@ceenote@lemmy.world
- Comment on Good pup 1 week ago:
But look, the bread hasn’t been stolen.
- Comment on Ashmelissaleigh 1 week ago:
When your mom enunciates the Bruce, you know you’re in big trouble.
- Comment on It's Cuz Of That [REDACTED] 'Pizza' 1 week ago:
Corneo’s just a fall guy. Shinrat is the real crook.
- Comment on It's the truth! 1 week ago:
Grapes, too.
- Comment on Kevin McCallister and [redacted] 1 week ago:
Damn, this guy was all over the Epstein files. Shame we don’t know who it is.
- Comment on Click OK 2 weeks ago:
Unless you picked one of the races with the racial ability of aggressively pooping when enemies are nearby.
- Comment on Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar 2 weeks ago:
What is that phrase actually from? I always thought it was Bill Nye the Science Guy, but I’ve never actually been able to find a clip.
- Comment on The more things change, the more they stay the same. 2 weeks ago:
Look at the craftsmanship on that engraved “No coloreds” sign. Now we get a printout. Bigots used to have standards.
- Comment on Not like that Timmy! 2 weeks ago:
Got that plus, though.
- Comment on Mora! 2 weeks ago:
Most normal looking deep sea fish tbh
- Comment on 🍺 🍻 2 weeks ago:
And they drink Bug Lite when they’re concerned about their weight.
- Comment on for a better future for ur children 2 weeks ago:
Aircraft shot down over shallow waters can even turn into coral reefs! Wow!
- Comment on I assume it's corn 2 weeks ago:
Is this from the dementia test Trump took?
- Comment on Skyrim on Switch 2 ships with severe input lag and a huge 53GB file size despite being capped at 30FPS 3 weeks ago:
… How do you fuck this up?
- Comment on Just let me die 3 weeks ago:
You can swap in “go to bed” and “get out of bed” and it’s just as valid.
- Comment on Very high resolution indeed 3 weeks ago:
And to think, 50 years ago scientists had no idea there were ducks on Jupiter.
- Comment on The polar bear doesn't need teeth or claws to hurt you. 3 weeks ago:
Polar bears don’t have words - OP is trying to hurt us and deflect blame onto the innocent murder giant.
- Comment on I am such a good boi 4 weeks ago:
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PhD students
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happy
Not what nature intended, tbh.
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- Comment on Shut up science!! 4 weeks ago:
Fine! I’ll use my laptop instead.
- Comment on MAGA, rebranded! 5 weeks ago:
Is being devoted to a pedophile even more disgusting than being a pedophile?
Of course not, but it’s still pretty pathetic.
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 5 weeks ago:
Baby, don’t grit your hidden teeth. They’ll bleed, and you don’t have insurance, baby.
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 5 weeks ago:
Just grit your teeth and bear it, baby. If you were an adult, you’d wish you’d just gotten spanked instead of having your life ruined.
- Comment on geological contingency plan 5 weeks ago:
I wish I’d known about this strategy when my rival picked geologist as his starting Pokémon.
- Comment on Former Obama Speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz Melts Down Over Gaza Footage ‘Destroying’ Israel’s Narrative 5 weeks ago:
Am I a monster? No, it’s the children who are wrong. That’s why we blow them up.
- Comment on In stores now! 5 weeks ago:
This post made me give just enough thought to corn on the cob that I’ve decided to quietly and nonchalantly eat it in a corkscrew pattern this Thanksgiving just to mess with anyone who notices.
- Comment on In stores now! 5 weeks ago:
How would latitudinal eating even work?
- Comment on Forever young 5 weeks ago:
That’s why I’m an RTS enjoyer. Less twitch reflexes and more know-how, control, and good habits.
- Comment on Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense 5 weeks ago:
Verily, that is a vexing conundrum.
- Comment on Moisturize me 5 weeks ago:
I think you and I are about to become very close.
- Comment on Seriously, Bert! 5 weeks ago:
It’s not all bad. If you’d gone door to door last month, you could have gotten some free candy, though.