ceenote

@ceenote@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know either, I just think the consequences would be very negative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out, there’s a rule against exterminating all life in the universe with a wish, but the genie doesn’t know what an electron is or what adding one to every atom will do, so you’ve found yourself a loophole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨paint job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he can do my dog in black so she doesn’t show dirt as easily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a miracle!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really all that much more disturbing than the actual outcome - a dead baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨??? Profit!!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember to read through all of the instructions before beginning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best stay away from that guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t hate him, he just knows how to draw aggro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The only real difference is that millenial has a stigma that Gen Y doesn’t have.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a millennial and I hate the verb “adulting” more every time I hear it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wear your seatbelt⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a an asshole with an asshole friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have no idea about how hard it was⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It helped a lot of photographers earn a living, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harsh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet I could miss those, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your fourth idea for a group costume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You silly sod! You got us all worked up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FlatEarthers will work around it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s magnetism and solar winds, or something. Don’t ask me how it works, your round earther brain wouldn’t get it. ~this is sarcasm~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giving good Hedera⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Part of growing up is learning that the “sounds of nature” are just a bunch of animals trying to get laid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, ah, ah, yeah!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Telling myself “Don’t be a bitch” with a thick Russian accent has been way more effective at getting me to do things I don’t want to do than it would be if I were normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I forgot what it was like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just got this flyer in the mail today.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was like “Yeah, starting at $8k is pretty bullshit”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨important event⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is werewolf propaganda. Nobody really knows what the sky orb will do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I shout every word, to leave it ambiguous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t tell me what to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV you are rich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t be surprised if a sovereign citizen has tried this in court before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles are getting a price bump. Again.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess I’ll never buy one even more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween is fast approaching. Remember to buy candy! ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This Halloween I shall, once again, dress up as a skeleton in a flesh suit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh the consequences of allergies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And I intend to shrimp again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 😂⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvoting this comment almost certainly won’t aggravate your latent IBS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Entering hyperspace⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, is frequently getting a head rush when you stand up a sign of diabetes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still getting dunked on in Dota 2? Don't worry, even Gabe Newell gets called a noob once a week, apparently⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He definitely did, that’s the only reason I’m in bronze.

  That was a joke, I don’t play Dota and don’t know the leagues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Use at Large Companies Is in Decline, Census Bureau Says⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing surprising about this headline is that the Census Bureau has anything to say about AI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Using one minority as a scapegoat for gun violence wasn’t working, so he was switching to a different minority.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always said “You can tell when Charlie Kirk is arguing in bad faith by when his lips are moving and sounds are coming out.”

  And it was literally the last thing he ever did.