ceenote
@ceenote@lemmy.world
- Comment on Make it stop 2 hours ago:
Mr. Genie? Yeah, this guy right here.
- Comment on Anker is recalling over 1.1 million power banks due to fire and burn risks 20 hours ago:
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 1 day ago:
My dude is dialed the fuck in.
- Comment on What the fuck you 3 days ago:
But… I want to know more.
- Comment on Bait or r*ta*d*ti*n. Call it. 6 days ago:
Nobody has done more to disprove the “Rich people are smarter than everyone else” idea.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 week ago:
Cool. Anyway…
- Comment on Read what you preach, jackass 1 week ago:
“You guys know it’s impossible for a camel to pass through the eye if a needle, right? It’s called an analogy, you yokels.”
- Comment on Papers, Please: USA Edition 1 week ago:
Glory to Artzmaga.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
To each their own, I guess. For me, it was some of the best money I’ve ever spent. My research ahead of it suggested that the most likely permanent side effect was halos, and I’m inclined to think that even if that had happened, it still would have been a net positive.
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 1 week ago:
Look, sometimes you gotta yeet an infant on short notice, and you don’t have time to scavenge.
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 1 week ago:
This would be lighter to travel with, though. No counterweights.
- Comment on Special sampling opportunity 1 week ago:
The answer is in the question. Pants down, bend over.
- Comment on Fresh 2 weeks ago:
Spiced with mystery sewer gasses.
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 2 weeks ago:
I think your drill is the machine that does that, though.
- Comment on respect dandelions! 2 weeks ago:
My
bodylawn is a machine that turns non-dandelions into dandelions. - Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Whats a Bat-hroom do? Does she keep it on her utility belt?
- Comment on I knew it 2 weeks ago:
At least Taylor’s okay.
Reminds me of this
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, the arrogant fool.
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 2 weeks ago:
Bro, I drink water everyday, and I’ve never died.
- Comment on I'm a businessman, I do business 3 weeks ago:
Sometimes you have to spend money to maybe make money eventually.
- Comment on Fax machine 3 weeks ago:
You seem to be close to orgasm! Would you like assistance? Please sign this consent form.
- Comment on Error Window goes brrrrrrrr 3 weeks ago:
So I cursed the top left corner for remaining uncovered, which was the style at the time.
- Comment on ‘The Fairly OddParents’ Creator Butch Hartman Launches Indie Animation Studio to Produce Family Shows 4 weeks ago:
Didn’t he already try and fail at this? Or maybe that was a streaming service or something.
- Comment on The joy of a family that values education celebrating the graduation of their son 4 weeks ago:
Maybe it was deliberate? Like in a “study so you aren’t stuck in this sort of job” way.
- Comment on Life is unfair to landlords 4 weeks ago:
Landlord: “(dead serious) That’s not my problem!”
- Comment on Pope Joan 4 weeks ago:
Ah, yes, the bastion of radical progressivism and LGBTQ+ rights, the… Catholic Church?
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 5 weeks ago:
Yes, the argument failed in the past. But, on the other hand, I’m the main character, so when I do it things will be different.
- Comment on You look like an adventurer with some unusual opinions. 5 weeks ago:
Yall n’wahs need blessed Vivec.
- Comment on I love when memes predict the news I'm going to read 5 weeks ago:
“what can we do to reduce how much our virulent racism impacts the economy?”
“Child labor?”
“Brilliant”
- Comment on Prices are out of control 5 weeks ago:
Is the butter there to get the taste of the other three out of your mouth?