ceenote
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- Comment on Seems legit 1 week ago:
Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.
Kif: Ugh… a Sexbertruck.
- Comment on Sticks 1 week ago:
Also a dude he paid to walk a few hundred miles.
- Comment on can't stop won't stop 2 weeks ago:
Til you get there and find out a time traveler from further in the future already came back to before you arrived so Franklin turns you down because he’s already done someone who hadn’t been born yet and it’s not exciting anymore.
- Comment on Thomas Edison was the Elon musk of his era 2 weeks ago:
I think this post is more about denigrating Elon than celebrating these two.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
A new Tony Hawk Underground game set in a fascist dystopia would be fire, ngl.
- Comment on single mums 3 weeks ago:
Must be Egyptian in the streets and Akkadian in the sheets.
- Comment on I wish to give this many fucks 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I bought frozen BBQ eel and the best before date says LJ349. What does this mean? 4 weeks ago:
I suspect they did it so people wouldn’t be put off from buying something close to expiration.
In fairness to the people I worked for, they only put it on stuff with a short shelf life anyway, so all of it was fairly close to expiring. Also, it was a convenience store. You were expected to eat that stuff right away.
- Comment on I bought frozen BBQ eel and the best before date says LJ349. What does this mean? 5 weeks ago:
It might be the Julian date (I have no idea where the name comes from) which is just basically January 1st is 001, December 31st is 365, and the rest of the year is between. So this would be around December 15th.
We used it for food expirations on some things at the convenience store I used to work at.
- Comment on periodic tablets 1 month ago:
“Is life on Venus coming to kill us?”
“Oh, no, these are microorganis-”
Shuts door
- Comment on meow_irl 2 months ago:
I’m not sure how you’d pull it off, but it’s be fun to prank someone by making a treat appear in their fridge between checks, even though they live alone.
- Comment on Atoms 2 months ago:
A solid bond can survive electron theft, as long as the victim stays positive.
- Comment on It males you wonder... 5 months ago:
A hate crime
- Comment on It's never too late to pursue your dreams 5 months ago:
So what’d they call him? Vlad the guy?
- Comment on Diane Feinstein Reacts to Child Climate Activists 7 months ago:
I’ve been doing this for 30 years.
So you’re saying this is your fault?