"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  man, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays

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  • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.

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    • deluxe@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Mom, we want Violet!”

      “We have Violet at home.”

      The Violet at home.

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    • B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not the same when you say it.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.

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    • B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Every comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.

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    • MediumGray@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What a beautiful thought.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      is this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?

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• cmbabul@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It will never stop astonishing me how actually vanilla I am in terms of my sexual proclivities proportional to the rest of the population.

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  • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just remind yourself that there are people who would think you are some sort of insatiable deviant.

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    • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks!

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• restingOface@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doubling zero is still zero.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Category: Just Shatin’

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• NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Didn’t realise paymoneywubby was on lemmy

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• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sure hope this doesn’t mean his voter turnout is going to double too…

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But now my original subscriber (hi, Dave!) is complaining that I’m trying to pander to the masses (welcome, Debbie!)

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    is that a fat joke? i’m very sensitive about my weight

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Adam Friedland?

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• Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Congratudolences?

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