TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid

@TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no complaints tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re the bitch that people say is classier than me.

• Story of my lifelemmy.world ↗
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• I'm licensed but now I need the curelemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope it's a blizzard tonight⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s snow.

• Hope it's a blizzard tonightlemmy.world ↗
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• I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't helplemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Words to live my life by⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Creampies

• Words to live my life bylemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going to the club tonight to try to make this reality.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t even want to know their names.

• Going to the club tonight to try to make this reality.lemmy.world ↗
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• God it's been 4 dayslemmy.world ↗
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• Makes me so wet thinking about itlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So hungover and so horny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m looking for dick not a pussy.

• So hungover and so hornylemmy.world ↗
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• I swear he got harder toolemmy.world ↗
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• Going to the club tonight so I'll be a whore there toolemmy.world ↗
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• Degrade me harder daddylemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re good at something why do it for free?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some dick or some good blow I’d be happy either way.

• My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealerlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wdym?

• Moodlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.

• Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from himlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after 3 shots of vodka⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No i want more vodka first.

• Me after 3 shots of vodkalemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or a glazed doughnut idk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes me feel loved and useful.

• Lazy rainy day in bed todaylemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or a glazed doughnut idk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A little happy twinkie.

• Or a glazed doughnut idklemmy.world ↗
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