I was going to Taco Bell and I asked my buddy if he wanted me to grab him anything. He said, “No, thanks. I don’t want diarrhea.” I told him he should just order something else. I don’t even think diarrhea is on their menu.
I am hungover and full of regrets.
Submitted 4 hours ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tmyakal@infosec.pub 47 minutes ago
Robin@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
People be talking bout how iconic Violet’s posts are, but Taylor here has their own distinct flavor too
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 minutes ago
And theyre both great
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I eat what a lot of people consider nightmare hot food and this never happens to me. Are y’all just mega fiber deficient or something???
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
You did this to yourself
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Pretty sure someone did it to them.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
sounds like a pain in the ass
zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Not sure that would sound like a good idea to me even when I’m drunk
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 26 minutes ago
“The smells dee you haven’t thought of the smells!!”