gigastasio

@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works

• Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨her indifference to her surroundings is deeply profound⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And also can’t afford vibrators

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨socializing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  To all the people who are about to excitedly post about the proper use of the word ‘Freon,’ and explain refrigerants, I would like to preemptively say: stfu nerd.

• Om, bitchessh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Critically Acclaimed Short Film "Bambi Meets Godzilla" -(1969).⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Soooo….

  There gonna be a sequel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real big dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Jinkies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am about to learn everything.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Except what they teach you in engineering school, apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crowd goes wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They said, “Sir, you can’t rape the 11-year-olds. It’s highly illegal.”

  (Crowd booing, Trump shakes his head)

  I put it in there!

  (Crowd surging)

  (Beaming now) I put it in twelve more of ‘em!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hay there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  pinkpantheress is so fucking cute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please do not the fish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  How am I supposed to say no to this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a few meme posts a day, some are good. Ask a good question once a week and post a good shower thought when I have one. Feel like a good lemmy contributor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  happy flushing noises

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a few meme posts a day, some are good. Ask a good question once a week and post a good shower thought when I have one. Feel like a good lemmy contributor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m like a public toilet that thinks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Capsule makes contact with the water at around 20mph.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average red state university⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I can think of lots worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average red state university⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Never, ever try and engage these people on their terms, for example, by trying to “challenge” them with counter arguments. They already have a whole script of replies ready for anything like that, designed to drag you down to his level of bad-faith bickering.

  Instead, simply call out to their face what they actually are. These are bad-faith actors there for the sole purpose of undermining social cohesion by creating a false dichotomy between science and religion. They are not the only reason we are so divided but they are a large one. Tell them that. Don’t let them respond. Don’t give them questions to answer. Just keep pressing, stating what they are, to them, and to everyone who’s stopping to listen. Humiliate them by presenting them to the public as the cancer to society that they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a flock of birds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I certainly am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sry mom⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Me to my mom

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here we have a rare glimpse of the mother Allen key nursing her young.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now now, we don’t body shame.

• Here we have a rare glimpse of the mother Allen key nursing her young.sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I use way too many substitute tools.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I draw inspiration from my boss, who is way more resourceful than he gives himself credit for. If our project manager comes out and says we need to figure out how to degoombulate a whatsit, he will (after ten minutes of bitching) go into his junk drawer of rods, shims, and c clamps, and fashion together the best damn whatsit degoombulator you ever saw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I use way too many substitute tools.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If the tool 1) Accompliahes the task and 2) doesn’t fuck up what you’re using it on, it’s the right tool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost #341402⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is basically the entire premise for Adventure Time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts and prayers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think because bacteria's are what makes farts smells bad and then we say "follow your instinks"?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Except after we fart the instinks officially become outstinks. And I’m not following my outstinks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some neighbors have no chill⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine, in you will, this bitter, hateful collection of skin folds wedged into her motorized chair, wheezing, tossing the oxygen hose back over her shoulder while her fat little unmanicured thumbs angrily throw themselves at the mucous-stained phone screen…over and over and over…like little raging marinara-covered kamikaze pilots, with little to no regard for spelling, grammar, or hygiene. The phone makes its best effort to autocorrect the jumbled barrage of entitlement being ejaculated into it, but in reality, it just wants to die - just like her husband.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some neighbors have no chill⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would hope the 911 dispatcher either hung up on her or ripped into her for trying to waste emergency resources on petty bullshit. Isn’t that a charge?

• How was your weekend?sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm licensed but now I need the cure⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm licensed but now I need the cure⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, what are Peak Horny Hours???