gigastasio

@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barely working⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this guy showing off his working dash lights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotcha, boss⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  boisterous laughter from all the guys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotcha, boss⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she’s also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ffffff⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine stands on my chest and drools on my face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤘🤘🤘⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So they’re both tops?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤘🤘🤘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Bert’s more of a Béla Fleck guy.

  It’s incredible how long these two have been together considering how opposite they are. The sex must be insane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Friends, hear my story…

  In the days of old, the days where 300 baud modems were bought by us, the Early Adopters, there were meetings in dark places where code was exchanged on cassette, to be loaded from our tape drives, to create a new BBS, and you - yes you, dear reader - could be your very own SysOp. A king! Let them fall before you as you interrupted their email to live chat. Behold a world where encryption dare not tread, and you, My SysOp, could read the thoughts of all your subjects! Enter a universe where mom picking up the phone downstairs, only to be greeted with digital screeching, turned your conversations into garbled, alien characters before your eyes!

  This is where it began. This is where I began. And thus shall I endure, today, tomorrow, and all tomorrows. The lore is mine and mine alone to carry.

  Post on, dear friends. I did all this for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally a serious answer. Can I use you as a source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw man

• How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented!
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨guys its fries it was always fries⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Fries” is clearly covering up “cock.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These RAM prices are out of hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to buy some of these and wear them on a gold chain around my neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90's throwback⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine s̸̡̨̰̼̫̦̳̖̝̙͕̜͉̭̱͕͚̩̱̦͈̓͘͜͜o̷̱̗͈̘̫̮̪̜̳͕̤̗̭̝̺̪̗͉̟͖̞̠͕̟̝̓̀͛̄̓̋̓́͑̆̾̏͂̽̒͌̚̚͜͠ͅͅͅ ̴̡̢̹̼͉͚̫̭̱̬͚̪̥̼̮̰̗̘͚̘̞̈́̀́̾̕f̶̨̧̫̠̫̯͇̝̯̜̟̹̣̤͖̝̬̳͙͚͉̯̘̦͔̪̤͚̲̙͗͊̏͌̈́̊̎̾̃̃͆͛̇̈̈́́̔͊̏̽̀̋̇̉̈͠ͅį̷̢̳̥̖̟̩͎̪͇̻̜͔͈͙͍̺̺͉̖͕̱͗͒̄͐͂͂̅̃̔́́͋̆̏̀͒̋̌͋̚͠ǹ̷̨̜̱̭̪͍̳̥̜̙̝̼̻̺͓̪͚̮̖͍̣̈́̾̐̌̅̆̃̈́̕͠͝ë̶̢̢̨̧̡͍̠̺̠̭̟̩̪̤̞̠̻̗̰̈̇̾̏̇͊̈̏̾̅̄́̈́̈́̈͐̈͋͂͗͠͝͠ so fine so fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s having more fun than I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reports suggest that Windows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep hearing that linux

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wharf⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An old excuse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Satan! Baby I am so hard right now!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux rules! How do you like my desktop?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Media player giving off Winamp vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Username…checks, uh, out?

• I know an invitation when I see onesh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨large guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a hero⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad’s not a phone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't 👏 claim 👏 to 👏 be 👏 a 👏 fan 👏 of 👏 tag 👏 team 👏 wrestling 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 know 👏 who 👏 this 👏 is⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They say that the eyes are the windows to the tits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gēs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is 2003, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 as the US starts a war in the Middle East. It is 2026, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 (!) as the US starts a war in the Middle East.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It is 2049, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 as the US starts a war in the Middle East.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sorry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Esquito, no! It's a trap.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The fish represents society. The blue raspberry represents the various economic structures we’ve created and the Tylenol represents self-medication and the desire to simultaneously exist and not exist. The dog represents religion.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A modest proposal⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shut up. 😡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A modest proposal⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I confess to tapping the speaker icon in the corner. I must be punished.