gigastasio

@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noses run, feet smell⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever tried to wear sexy striped thigh high stockings on your nose???

  (I, uh…I’m genuinely asking)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I am every box in 4.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a streamer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You might say Anon is a streamer…

  …but they’re not the only one…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i can't handle coffee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever we do, folks, let’s avoid at all costs discussing the condition of that toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music is music⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How do I untap?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elijah Radcliffe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay I give up. Which one is which? Been looking at this for ten goddamn minutes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, guys? What if the color I’m seeing isn’t on this chart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah i do OF(DM)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This graph assumes a sinusoidal tablature, which everyone knows is neither fractive compliant nor linearly restraintive. Also disappointingly lacking in African Grey representation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drive safe⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This video would have you believe there are time traveling despots lurking on every street corner. Sorry but I’m not ruining my car’s finish on the off chance that might be Pinochet walking out of that Five Guys. The Chilean citizenry will just have to solve their own problem once more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just friends!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I object to whoever posted this absolutely coolest photo ever taken of me without my consent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boxing day nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea IKEA was that old.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news! New medieval manuscript found!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Found the writers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a matter of fact, I, too, pretend to live a carefree life of silly antics whilst existing in a confined space that offers a poorly-executed illusion of freedom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for the shitposts, y'all kept me sane.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was honestly trying to accomplish the opposite, but you’re welcome anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  DARPA: gets immediately to work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong has a bamd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If your band isn’t declared an enemy of the state, what are you even doing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash on hot.

  Now you have a secret fondue recipe you can use at parties.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens taste-wise if you add some seasalt to a milkshake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a pretzel milkshake once. I liked it. In my head it would kinda be like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Granny Google⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anna Faris

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You get me. ❤️

• Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers.sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has a LOT of dusty computers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨imagine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagined a bunny wearing a kimono singing Bring Me the Horizon covers. ❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Takin things too literally⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet he didn’t even talk about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the worst idea I ever had…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm losing.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I, for one, shall be engaging the Orcs at Morannon, but I don’t expect you to know anything about this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is natural and is supposed to happen. You have acquired a superpower.