gigastasio
@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on A baseless and malicious claim 3 days ago:
- Comment on You guys ready for NO Nut November? 4 days ago:
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
- Comment on No shit! I would also run like hell away from that. 6 days ago:
- Comment on Hollow 1 week ago:
Slowly dehydrating and shrinking over time while sitting listlessly in the cold…
…laughed at and mocked by passers by…
…eventually to have your aged, mutilated carcass dragged into the street and mercilessly consumed by the neighborhood deer…
- Comment on rich 1 week ago:
Something I learned a long time ago: I should never, no matter the circumstances, be trusted with large sums of money.
I once came into a substantial amount of money via an insurance settlement. Did I invest it? Pay off debts? Create a rainy day fund? HA! Gambling, drugs, hookers, drugs for the hookers…I lived like Caligula for almost two years. Debauchery was my middle name. And if I ever came into money like that again, I’d do the exact same thing, because it was fucking awesome!
- Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati 1 week ago:
This little thing of people getting Illuminati invites is giving me an idea for a movie…
So in my movie, a group of dudes decide to start calling themselves The Illuminati, just for the fuck of it. It’s just a name after all, and they don’t really do anything but get together and drink or fish or just do dude stuff. They make a little Facebook page for their Illuminati group that’s just pictures of them having fun.
But then they start getting contacted by world governments asking them to do like really high level stuff. Like, one country wants them to engineer a famine in a rival country, another needs them to help them cover up a UFO crash near a small town. Any they don’t know how to do any of this shit. James is an electrician. Edward teaches eighth grade Spanish. The hell do they know about being a shadow government? So now, they have to figure out how to do all this stuff while still making it look like they’re just some happy weed smoking dudes who like to hang out and have fun together.
- Comment on Gotta get those tickets! 1 week ago:
Right? Expose your baby to quality music, like Lorna Shore.
- Comment on return 2 krebs 1 week ago:
- Comment on Remember: Frogs are a threat (apparently) 1 week ago:
Anyone reading this play in a punk band? Cause I just found your next album cover.
- Comment on Condiment udders 1 week ago:
All gather and stand in awe at the majesty of the mustard tiddy!
- Comment on Progress 1 week ago:
Best. Day. Ever.
- Comment on I tire of this life 2 weeks ago:
I once saw a group of four or five seagulls gleefully dismember and eat a crab alive.
I’m not saying you shouldn’t, I’m just saying…that’s a possibility.
- Comment on Time is of the essence! 2 weeks ago:
That’s my 20!
Little fuckass wingrat took my 20, took his picture with it and calls himself TeH mOneY PiDGiN and acts all benign and shit.
Fucker bought meth with it. Asshat.
- Comment on grindset challenge 2 weeks ago:
Okay follow up question…
All at once?
- Comment on grindset challenge 2 weeks ago:
If I don’t have a twin can I check that one off or do I need to pick someone at random and adopt them as my twin? Also is it 100% absorption or are there parts I can omit, or is it okay to absorb small portions, say, bodily fluids? I have specific reasons for these questions.
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- Comment on Historyphotos@piefed lately 2 weeks ago:
So let me get this straight…
This guy set out to get revenge on a blackmailer, and Spidey took the blackmailer’s side???
Peter, we need to have a difficult conversation about your choices….
