gigastasio
@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on WITNESS ME 12 hours ago:
Silver Surfer: I herald his beginning. I herald your e-oh come on man!!! You always have to ruin the intro like that. Fucking juvenile…
- Submitted 14 hours ago to [deleted] | 2 comments
- Comment on Don't mind me, I'm just trying to bring back mothposting 18 hours ago:
repeatedly smacks face into phone screen
- Comment on Don't touch 18 hours ago:
This is art.
- Comment on Which are you? 1 day ago:
What if I take large chunks out of the middle, cob and all, while shouting, “Stop selling my data to INTERPOL!”
- Comment on ACAB, bite the system! 1 day ago:
As this is quoted from NWA’s song, “Fuck da Police,” you may wish to take up your exception to Ice Cube and MC Ren, who may or may not choose to take the matter under advisement.
- Submitted 1 day ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on Got too greedy at the end there 2 days ago:
Lame
- Comment on Yeah that was a weird time. But the socks were comfy. 2 days ago:
I hear this in Steven Wright’s voice.
- Comment on Got too greedy at the end there 2 days ago:
Where is this? Can I go there? What does it cost? How much time do you get? Can I hit as many people as I want? Can I hear them scream? Do they feel actual pain? Can someone just let me borrow their truck for the day?
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 2 days ago:
You got 15 seconds to produce an orange dreamsicle before I lob this grenade into your goddamn truck you heretic.
- Comment on Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires 2 days ago:
Well you haven’t been doing a very good job now have you? Can’t even count how many forest fires I’ve seen and said to myself, goddamn CrawlerNumber1994 failed us again.
- Comment on Wow that's crazy 3 days ago:
- Submitted 3 days ago to [deleted] | 39 comments
- Comment on Flirtation 3 days ago:
I’m so primed to look for loss memes anymore that I’m actually kinda disappointed.
- Comment on In this thread: GIFs you've been waiting to post but the occasion never arises 3 days ago:
Grampy Rabbit is my spirit animal.
- Comment on In this thread: GIFs you've been waiting to post but the occasion never arises 3 days ago:
- Comment on Well you see, uh... 4 days ago:
MY MOMMY SAID THE FLOOR MAKES FAT PEOPLE STICK TOGETHER!!
- Submitted 4 days ago to [deleted] | 42 comments
- Comment on yes 4 days ago:
Doesn’t matter. This old fart remembers the completely worthless sigh of relief we all breathed when Jessie Helms died, and how that didn’t matter one goddamn bit and how things have gotten progressively worse regardless.
There will always be some right wing stick in the mud permanently wedged in the senate representing the turgid bigoted shitbags among us. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
- Comment on I am hungover and full of regrets. 4 days ago:
You did this to yourself
- Comment on They don't cover nuclear war? Pass. 4 days ago:
What’s never covered under your pet health insurance plan:
- Pet health
- Comment on Suck my 4 days ago:
I’m Bubble Tea!
- Comment on SBA #171 Inspomaxing 4 days ago:
Somebody did shrooms this weekend…
- Comment on Anybody? Thought I'd ask here. Poor little guy 4 days ago:
This is why you microchip your roombas people!
- Comment on First and final day of posting Subarus slathered in quirky bumper stickers. 5 days ago:
Yeah I listened to it too. Honestly, if a car behind me was honking, I’d probably think it was part of the piece.
- Comment on First and final day of posting Subarus slathered in quirky bumper stickers. 5 days ago:
Or science.
Or history.
Or civics.
Or decency.
- Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 36 comments
- Comment on Fookin' Kneelers 1 week ago:
Well at the moment we got this one dickhead who doesn’t see it that way…