She slap yo man's ass at the club, what would you do?

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• skunk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wiggle my butt too

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• BranBucket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Calmly explain why that sort of behavior is inappropriate and request an apology.

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• Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Scrape what is left of his ass off the wall.

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• dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wave with some steroids to get her attention and then throw them in the direction of the bouncers. After that have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

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  • garth@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Great plan, Shaun!

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Clearly not Shaun, he didn’t mention going to the Winchester.

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• Leviathan@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m in “the club”, especially one where randomly molesting someone isn’t an immediate expulsion, I’ve already taken one too many wrong turns and need to rethink my life.

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  • oneser@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I bet €0.05 that you always sit at the front of the bus if there’s space!

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    • Leviathan@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nope. Back corner, why?

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• garth@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Call an ambulance to tend to his broken pelvis?

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• GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Lemmy shitposts, and lemmy users responding in dead seriousness in the comments, name a more iconic duo.

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• BingBong@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Threesome?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    To the death!

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He’s a boobs guy, I’m not worried.

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wasn’t even meant that way, simple statement of fact lol If I thought she’d care about my opinion, I’d be far too intimidated and in awe to say that but this is the internet and nobody knows if I’m actually a dog.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Am man, so my ass?

  Tom from Tom & Jerry scream 👍

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• decolo@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I now have a new man.

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    how do i get one of those

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    • decolo@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      👉️👈️

      lmk if you figure it out 😔

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have a man??? How much did I pay?

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Treefiddy

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    • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      ಠ___ಠ

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Call an ambulance for my man.

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• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Everyone has knees.

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