brown567
@brown567@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon takes a DNA test 2 days ago:
I concur and posit that anon is homosexual
- Comment on Use Case Scenario For Generative Artificial Intelligence 3 days ago:
Some hats have a wider single front panel to make embroidery or printing easier: Image
- Comment on So much... 1 week ago:
Nah, just take a positional average and you’re pretty much in the middle of one!
- Comment on Chief Executive Oilcel 1 week ago:
My toddler wakes up with tidier hair XD
- Comment on Anon thinks Silksong is problematic 1 week ago:
Reverse Leto Atreides
- Comment on My friend got hacked and of course microsoft will not even try to help 2 weeks ago:
It’s that unbelievable that an email from Microsoft support would contain this much relevant explanation about the issue
- Comment on Better safe than sorry 3 weeks ago:
You could probably do log_10(10²×10²) instead?
- Comment on Better safe than sorry 3 weeks ago:
Am engineer, made my own slide rule for fun
Still check basic arithmetic because I’d rather overestimate my own incompetence than underestimate it
- Comment on Just Dua Lipa 3 weeks ago:
🤌🤌
- Comment on Manic Stew 3 weeks ago:
Anhedonia Sandwich
Named for the one I experienced while eating said sandwich 🥲
- Comment on hustle 3 weeks ago:
Needs more
cowbellJPEG - Comment on Fucking idiots 4 weeks ago:
I love this one XD
Another joke I like to tell in the same vein is
“I’d never vaccinate my kids, that’s dangerous and irresponsible… I’ll leave it to someone with proper training, like a doctor or nurse”
- Comment on darkness 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 4 weeks ago:
I do not recommend putting snack, might encourage biting XD
- Comment on Some are too young to understand 5 weeks ago:
It funny because Family Bad™
- Comment on It's already too late 5 weeks ago:
Same!
- Comment on At 1% 5 weeks ago:
Pin #9 of the VGA spec is 5v, though it seems unusual that a monitor would provide power on that pin
- Comment on At 1% 5 weeks ago:
There is! It’s pin #9
- Comment on It's true 5 weeks ago:
You’d think so, but my wife is there!
- Comment on time 1 month ago:
- Comment on Material deformation cheat sheet 1 month ago:
Thanks, I hate it!
- Comment on bred 1 month ago:
Delightful!
- Comment on Autism has been announced! 1 month ago:
The worms animating him can only stave off the decay for so long
- Comment on It's depressing, man 1 month ago:
You only need to be of average intelligence to have 4 billion people dumber than you
- Comment on I get the rest of them, but what's a jobs sandwich? 1 month ago:
I wanted so badly for this to be code for something via ASL alphabet, but it’s not looking like it
Don’t know what chicken fingers would be, but palm reading could be “B”, handjobs “O”, and knuckle sandwich “S”
- Comment on Lord of the Night 1 month ago:
I once saw someone with the username “Ham Stroker’s Jorkula”
- Comment on Give a lil, get a lil 2 months ago:
Thinking about his kids hurts really bad
I’m his age, I have a 17-month-old son
The only meaningful difference between us is the ideas in our heads and the words in our mouths, and the instant that shot hit him he didn’t have those anymore
I strongly believe no kid deserves to lose their dad. No wife deserves to be a widow. And I’m starting to realize I believe no human person deserves death.
And it makes me furious that I can’t see a way anyone could have rid the world of the hateful and tangibly deadly ideas and words he had without also depriving it of the dad/husband/human person he should have been
His hatefulness cost lives, and it would have cost more, but it cost his too, and I feel like I’m being torn in half between celebrating the death of his hatred and mourning the violent death of another human
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 2 months ago:
Oh, get off your high horse
Your basic unit for speed is m/s, but for most day-to-day purposes you use km/hr. The conversion between the two isn’t even an integer!
Not only that, but your system, by virtue of being decimal, inherits all the shortcomings of our quite flawed numbering system. You can’t divide something by the second smallest prime number without breaking out repeating decimals.
In my opinion, a good measuring system would make up for those shortcomings instead. It should be divisible by at least the numbers you can count on one hand. Decimal covers 2 and 5, so ideally the measurement unit would cover 3 and 4. So that would be a base 12 system. Technically 4, being 2², would be covered too, so 3 would do just fine. Ta-da! 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard.
- Comment on gaming 2 months ago:
Another one gifts them their daughter before she gets old enough to form opinions
- Comment on [Eagle screech] 2 months ago:
Don’t forget the “thin blue line” punisher logo sticker