brown567
@brown567@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on lord give me strength 1 week ago:
Be a lot cheaper to manufacture “69” nuggets. Pick the right font and you’d only need one shape
- Comment on greeting a CEO 1 week ago:
That was great!
- Comment on greeting a CEO 1 week ago:
Gotta change it to “Yesmad”
- Comment on A third so far! 1 week ago:
What McCarthyism does to a mf
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
He also has a pet elephant, but it doesn’t leave the trashcan
- Comment on Proof of life for the recently deceased 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Proof of life for the recently deceased 2 weeks ago:
Aren’t they gonna wait until the 6th? I thought that was the cutoff for the special election
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 2 weeks ago:
Happy finally-considered-an-adult-by-car-insurance-and-rental-companies day!
I’m sorry you don’t want to be 25. In my experience, 30 is far better, so just hold on and do your best 🤗
- Comment on Oh no!! 😭😭😭 2 weeks ago:
I once saw a meme that said “Peanut? At the same time?” And I found it amusing that the joke works exactly the same with Compass instead of Peanut
- Comment on I don't think I need to bother translating... 2 weeks ago:
Inverted pink tax, unusual XD
- Comment on So much corn 2 weeks ago:
If I remember right, the other dude puts him in a chokehold for it
- Comment on Its true 3 weeks ago:
Whales too
Bigger is better, they are our superiors 👍
- Comment on Gamer Logic 😡 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Vroooooom! 4 weeks ago:
Shoulda painted it red, red is faster 👍
- Comment on Vroooooom! 4 weeks ago:
I know older Corvettes are a pretty good starting point for getting into stock car drag racing
Source: I drag raced my family’s 15-seat Chevrolet Express, and synced the video to the audio of a Corvette that got exactly half my quarter-mile time XD
- Comment on I will keep recommending weird, old, and obscure films 5 weeks ago:
Nah, it was a Korean movie I can’t remember the name of
- Comment on Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists 5 weeks ago:
What if it’s a plant instead? It once was alive, and is incapable of consent. Is it morally wrong to make a dildo out of wood? What about bone?
- Comment on I will keep recommending weird, old, and obscure films 5 weeks ago:
I did this on my honeymoon and learned that the action-packed adventure movie I recommended was actually about healing wounded familial relationships and made my wife cry XD
- Comment on Don't covet thy neighbors corn 5 weeks ago:
DID SOMEBODY MENTION HOGS!?
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 5 weeks ago:
33
It’s not about the quality, it’s about the nostalgia
- Comment on myrmecology 5 weeks ago:
Lacerate their exoskeleton? Do you have a source for that? According to Wikipedia, the honeydew is excreted from the aphids’ anus and happens even when the ants aren’t involved en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphid#Ant_mutualism
- Comment on Well you see, uh... 1 month ago:
Floor can because it is
- Comment on More chickens! 1 month ago:
My city doesn’t allow roosters =(
That being said, I hear one every morning and won’t tell because:
- Momma ain’t raised no snitch
- I like chickens =)
- Comment on brains on autopilot 1 month ago:
“The back of your head is ridiculous!”
- Comment on Stay strong 1 month ago:
That being said, I’ve seen some pretty awesome videos of fireworks taken with drones
It actually adds something with a different perspective that’s too dangerous to see in-person =)
- Comment on Good song for the 4th! 1 month ago:
Struck down by climate change, c’mon it’d be so funny
- Comment on SBA #165 Justice 1 month ago:
'bout time
Kid’s a menace
- Comment on My pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked at 1 month ago:
Mine’s actually at 71, but I keep it 69 during winter =)
- Comment on My pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked at 1 month ago:
The best thing about Fahrenheit is that a bunch of frozen foods can be cooked at 420°
- Comment on A little dehydration Never killed nobody 1 month ago:
“the vicious cycle” - dakooters
