brown567

@brown567@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better safe than sorry⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You could probably do log_10(10²×10²) instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better safe than sorry⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Am engineer, made my own slide rule for fun

  Still check basic arithmetic because I’d rather overestimate my own incompetence than underestimate it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just Dua Lipa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🤌🤌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anhedonia Sandwich

  Named for the one I experienced while eating said sandwich 🥲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hustle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more cowbell JPEG

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking idiots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love this one XD

  Another joke I like to tell in the same vein is

  “I’d never vaccinate my kids, that’s dangerous and irresponsible… I’ll leave it to someone with proper training, like a doctor or nurse”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨darkness⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  !()[i.imgflip.com/a91lt3.jpg]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god oh fuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not recommend putting snack, might encourage biting XD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some are too young to understand ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It funny because Family Bad™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's already too late⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At 1%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pin #9 of the VGA spec is 5v, though it seems unusual that a monitor would provide power on that pin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At 1%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is! It’s pin #9

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d think so, but my wife is there!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material deformation cheat sheet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I hate it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bred⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Delightful!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autism has been announced!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The worms animating him can only stave off the decay for so long

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's depressing, man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You only need to be of average intelligence to have 4 billion people dumber than you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get the rest of them, but what's a jobs sandwich?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanted so badly for this to be code for something via ASL alphabet, but it’s not looking like it

  Don’t know what chicken fingers would be, but palm reading could be “B”, handjobs “O”, and knuckle sandwich “S”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lord of the Night⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once saw someone with the username “Ham Stroker’s Jorkula”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give a lil, get a lil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thinking about his kids hurts really bad

  I’m his age, I have a 17-month-old son

  The only meaningful difference between us is the ideas in our heads and the words in our mouths, and the instant that shot hit him he didn’t have those anymore

  I strongly believe no kid deserves to lose their dad. No wife deserves to be a widow. And I’m starting to realize I believe no human person deserves death.

  And it makes me furious that I can’t see a way anyone could have rid the world of the hateful and tangibly deadly ideas and words he had without also depriving it of the dad/husband/human person he should have been

  His hatefulness cost lives, and it would have cost more, but it cost his too, and I feel like I’m being torn in half between celebrating the death of his hatred and mourning the violent death of another human

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, get off your high horse

  Your basic unit for speed is m/s, but for most day-to-day purposes you use km/hr. The conversion between the two isn’t even an integer!

  Not only that, but your system, by virtue of being decimal, inherits all the shortcomings of our quite flawed numbering system. You can’t divide something by the second smallest prime number without breaking out repeating decimals.

  In my opinion, a good measuring system would make up for those shortcomings instead. It should be divisible by at least the numbers you can count on one hand. Decimal covers 2 and 5, so ideally the measurement unit would cover 3 and 4. So that would be a base 12 system. Technically 4, being 2², would be covered too, so 3 would do just fine. Ta-da! 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gaming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Another one gifts them their daughter before she gets old enough to form opinions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Eagle screech]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the “thin blue line” punisher logo sticker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do we say in tough situations?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If by “shared” you mean “used for therapy” and by “burden” you mean “paycheck”, then yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do we say in tough situations?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Preceded by the when-I’m-happy of “this won’t last long”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do we say in tough situations?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A cube of 100 is less than 5 to a side =)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time has come! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoot, thought they’d work without it

  Fixed!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time has come! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I only sort of get the joke, but that’s absurdism for ya!

  Anyway, here’s the video the image is taken from: youtu.be/aLwaPP9cxT4

  And here’s the company’s video about the demo: youtu.be/ofDyEJVUqEc