Pudutr0n
@Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
- Comment on fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass 1 day ago:
They dress up? HOW DARE
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- Comment on We're back, baby!!! It's bean time 1 day ago:
Yeah, agreed. I get but but like ok ok beans. yeah. cool. can we do other stuff now? you know?
- Comment on Discuss 1 day ago:
- Comment on What is Iocaine? 1 day ago:
low key cocaine? idk
- Comment on You are an adult and can do what you want! 1 day ago:
Let’s roll dem dice!
- Comment on You are an adult and can do what you want! 1 day ago:
- Comment on We're back, baby!!! It's bean time 1 day ago:
I don’t love the bean stuff. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t hate it. It’s cute and all for a while, but I’m not really loving it. You know. Like being around your friend’s toddler.
- Comment on Choose wisely 1 day ago:
🎶 “I’m a god. How can you kill a god?”
🎶 “What a grand and intoxicating innocence.”> argonian w synth guitar
- Comment on Choose wisely 1 day ago:
nabs bean and pill and pops both
So where’s the rave? - Comment on You are an adult and can do what you want! 1 day ago:
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- Comment on NYC got me feeling like a kid in a candy store 3 days ago:
I’ve been maybe 5 or 6 times for a few days but once stayed at my then girlfriend’s place in NYC for a month. She lived in latin harlem.
I vividly recall one of my first mornings there. My then gf asked me to get some bagels and vegetable cream cheese for breakfast. I went outside the apt building and found the first bodega around the corner.
There was a hispanic man with a mustache and a half-unbuttoned shirt leaning behind the counter and displaying an abundance of thick black chest hair. There was a radio on that was describing some kind of sports event in audio quality so bad I couldn’t even tell the language. A few feet in front of the counter, there was a think middle aged black fellow with a huge grin on his face and sunglasses, just leaning on one of the isles and doing nothing. It didn’t seem like he was listening to the radio or interacting with the other guy in any way. I walked inside, said hi and went to get the bagels. The hispanic man ignored me, but the black dude said “how’s it goin?” in a very slick raspy voice. I was like “hey”. He kept looking at me, smiling, as I went in.
I went looking for the veg cheese but they didn’t seem to have any, so I approached the counter and asked chest hair guy “do you have any vegetable cream cheese?” to which he did not react to or establish eye contact.
The black guy, however asked me “vegetable cream chEESE???”, holding his huge grin, and I’m like “yeah…?”. He then asks me “You a vegetarian?” without losing his smile. I just try to say “n-no…” but before I could finish, he literally yells at me, still grinning: “YA GOTTA EAT SOME MEAT, SON. YA GOTTA EAT SOME MEAT!” he then turns around to counter guy and says “Sheeeeiii” which acknowledges this with eye contact.
Then counter guy just reached out extending his hand without saying anything but clearly conveying he just wanted me to buy what I had and not interact with him in any other way. I just grabbed the regular cream cheese, paid for everything and walked out.
As I was leaving, grin guy says “see ya latah” in his sexy raspy voice.
It was the single greatest New York experience of my entire life.
- Comment on Balls! 3 days ago:
Nice balls.
- Comment on HeeHee 3 weeks ago:
*𝘏𝘦𝘦𝘏𝘦𝘦
- Comment on YAS, Count! 3 weeks ago:
Rocky Horror Picture Show is that you?
- Comment on Does anyone actually believe this "rogue AI" nonsense? 3 weeks ago:
how’s it going?
- Comment on Does the net positive of Gene Therapy out weigh the negative? How so? 3 weeks ago:
Who’s Gene?
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on Nostalgia 4 weeks ago:
those things ppl use to quit vaping?
- Comment on I have an opportunity to study abroad in Budapest, Hungary for a semester. Should I take it? 5 weeks ago:
do it
- Comment on Tiddies 5 weeks ago:
yes
- Comment on We'd all live in a golden utopia if ppl just did what I say the solution is online to strangers that don't read my replies 5 weeks ago:
ikr
- Comment on We'd all live in a golden utopia if ppl just did what I say the solution is online to strangers that don't read my replies 5 weeks ago:
apology accepted and thank you for your consideration.
- Comment on Forget tiddies. Look at these boobies 5 weeks ago:
Lovely boobies. Ty, OP.
I actually had the chance to see these in their natural habitat as a kid. They’re as dopey as they look in pics.
- Comment on This is all I got 5 weeks ago:
Don’t look at me, I didn’t invent the redundant-headline-meme format, I just perpetuate it.
- Comment on I guess it's come to this 5 weeks ago:
but…but…but… D:
- Comment on This is all I got 5 weeks ago:
Are you gatekeeping me from using datass for tiddies? Not cool, bro.
- Comment on This is all I got 5 weeks ago:
it’s the same face tho
