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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Back in my day we used cum in pornographic magazines.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    post: gross

    commenter: hold my playboy

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ah, these pages must have been great! I wish I could look at then again!

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      The smell really brings me back

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Wait, porno mags weren’t little booklets of single use fapspiration? I was doing it wrong?

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  • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    As a fellow penis haver, i never understood the sock or cum magazine or “tribite” moves. Like, just cum in your hand and eat it like the rest of us!

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Pfft. Collect it in a mug and, when you have enough, bake a delicious spunk soufflé.

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• Kierunkowy74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Oh, now I understand! So I have to bookmark it to swear on it later.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The universe wants peanut butter today, apparently.

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Is this your eponymous Picard Maneuver? :P

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    (excuse me, I just need to google something totally unrelated really quick…)

    Ah, yes! It is indeed my eponymous maneuver.

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    • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Now you can talk gooder.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    e-penis maneuver?

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• spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This has the added benefit of protecting your book from evil wizards with peanut allergies

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Does that also work with e-books?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I think it is device dependent. I tried this with my phone and lost my place after I put it back into my pocket.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Of course! But you lose your warranty because of corporate greed.

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      This is why we need right to repair

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  As a librarian, I have seen all of it. One time, a kid flopped a bunch of spaghetti in a book and their parents returned it without checking.

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• AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’m already ready to throw hands when I see dog-eared padges. Someone might have to go if I ever saw that!

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  But only if you use one serving size

  lemmy.world/post/51100401

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