Denjin
@Denjin@feddit.uk
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 11 hours ago:
Slop
- Comment on NEVER OBSOLETE 13 hours ago:
It’s a jungle out there and I oughta know
- Comment on Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations 1 day ago:
No, but I will complain about the LLMification of what is already the lowest effort form of expression on earth.
- Comment on Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations 1 day ago:
Stop slopping
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 2 days ago:
I have a work phone, a personal phone, one for my drug deals, one each for my 3 mistresses and a Nokia 3210 for playing Snake.
- Comment on Make me confused using your country culture, norm, news, art or even social interactions on social media. 4 days ago:
Oi bruv, use got a loisense for that there chippy fryer? Yousell get the fackin rozzers on ya back if yous don’t watch ya self.
- Comment on Online betting firms to pay billions more in UK tax, Reeves confirms 4 days ago:
Entain Group (owners of Ladbrokes, Coral) net income 2024 £1.09Bn
Bet365 net income 2024 £596.5M
Evoke PLC (owners of 888, William Hill, Mr Green) net income 2024 £191.4M
Tax these predatory cunts into the ground.
- Comment on Started working on this one this morning. Still haven't gotten it 4 days ago:
That’s enough of these now
- Comment on Since we're corn posting lately 1 week ago:
One could say: They’re here to stay
- Comment on How to test if the internet is working as expected.. 1 week ago:
Proud of my contribution.
- Comment on Insane alone at 4 AM 1 week ago:
Their post history is a collection of seemingly incomprehensible anime gifs that bare no relation to what they’re apparently in reference to. They make no comments, only posts. It doesn’t read like the posts of a real human.
- Comment on Since we're corn posting lately 1 week ago:
They’re still cranking out albums to a seemingly die hard fan base. They’re on tour next year.
- Comment on Insane alone at 4 AM 1 week ago:
I suspect OP is a bot
- Comment on Feeling that groove 1 week ago:
That may or may not have been my inspiration
- Comment on Feeling that groove 1 week ago:
It’s actually quite straight forward. Inside the record player there’s a small group of highly trained goblins. They watch the needle move side to side and they perfectly recreate the music using their tiny instruments.
Simple.
- Comment on Everyone's got a fetish, I guess. 1 week ago:
Schmidt’s index is full of brilliant stuff.
Red Fire Ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.
Tropical Fire Ant: You should have learned, but the carpet is the same, and when you again reach for the light switch, the shock mocks you.
Southern Fire Ant: It happens on the third day, as you reach for the light switch, and you’re wondering when you will ever learn.
Giant Ant: A pulsing sting with some flavour. You stepped into a salt bath with an open wound.
Glorious Velvet Ant: Instantaneous, like the surprise of being stabbed. Is this what shrapnel feels like?
Warrior Wasp: Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?
Tarrantula Hawk Wasp: Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair dryer has just been dropped into your bubble bath.
Absolute lunatic.
- Comment on Hi, Jeffrey! 1 week ago:
How did people parse data sets before we had LLMs to do it for us?
- Comment on Anon goes to a halloween party 1 week ago:
I know! I’d love someone to kick me in the balls…
- Comment on Dads be like 1 week ago:
Spoiler alert for the first 2 minutes of the film (plus, you know, real life), Stalin dies in a pool of his own piss because his guards were so afraid of entering his office.
- Comment on Are Newark’s mummies to blame for Devils’ bad injury luck? We asked the archeologist who found them 1 week ago:
I know this is a shit post but no, the condensed NHL schedule is to blame. Every team is suffering at the minute with major injuries.
This is what happens when you have to squeeze the schedule into 3 fewer weeks and refuse to shift the start forward or end back to ease it.
Thankfully this should be an outlier as the league is planning on starting several weeks earlier from next year and reducing preseason by a week.
- Comment on When building a Time Machine is worth the effort 1 week ago:
Haha, I hate my wife too, this AI slop is so relatable!
- Comment on When building a Time Machine is worth the effort 1 week ago:
It is, look at his dungarees
- Comment on NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’ 1 week ago:
It’s related because the rhetoric we get from those who vocally are anti-migrant is about how schools, hospitals, GPs, and other public services are coming under strain because of illegal migration which isn’t the case.
They’re coming under strain because of lack of investment and the increased pressure caused by legal migration.
- Comment on NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’ 1 week ago:
As per migration watch (an anti-migrant pressure group) using home office figures, since 2018 there have been 189,889 in total arriving illegally to the UK.
In 2024 alone, there were 948,000 people migrating into the UK and since 2018 every year has been above 600,000 which puts net legal migration to the UK at at least 4,200,000.
This means illegal migrants account for 4.5% of all people entering the country and yet account for 100% of the anti-migrant sentiment.
- Comment on Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish 1 week ago:
So why did you take it at face value in your original comment?
- Comment on Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish 1 week ago:
Hey, try reading the article before commenting.
- Comment on How sad 2 weeks ago:
Who has “doesn’t understand basic economics” on their out of touch, white conservative male shit-poster bingo card?
checks post history Wow, we also have anti-semite conspiracy theorist as well! How surprising!
- Comment on Hate it when that happens! 2 weeks ago:
SLOP
- Comment on Thames Water tried to make MP pay its legal fees of up to £1,400 an hour 2 weeks ago:
Personally I’d argue that the overall cost to society as a whole in letting the current corrupt system of privatised water companies extract money from the country and funnel it into the pockets of hedge funds and fail to fulfill their basic responsibilities continue is greater than the temporary squeezing of lending on certain companies.
- Comment on Thames Water tried to make MP pay its legal fees of up to £1,400 an hour 2 weeks ago:
If the government had any guts they’d nationalise them all tomorrow and write off debts but they’re too scared of the banks.