Flu season comin'. Keep yourself safe

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• devaly@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  both your hands are on the floor

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But if he does it on his knuckles, it’s 78% less bacteria than palms on the ground?

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  • CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and you don’t know whether the floor is more, less or equally filled with bacteria than the person standing in front of you!

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• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not really on the “sweep the leg”. When they land they will spew a cloud of viruses as the wind gets knocked out of him.

  You need to quickly follow the sweep with a triple backwards somersault to exit the danger zone.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s really trivial and barely an inconvenience.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      pretty much implied

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah no, you have to put your hands on the floor to sweep the leg. Lots of germs there. Best to wash your hands, mask up, and vaccinate.

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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Flu is a virus. Checkmate

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bicycle kick: 60% less viruses

    Uppercut: 85% less viruses

    Thunderbolt attack: 90% less viruses

    Rocket/fireball: 100% less viruses

    Freezing: 100% more viruses

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    • dillekant@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Toastie!!!

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• queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do people feel the need to touch each other? Just bow.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ah, throw them off guard before you
    sweep the leg

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Never lower your eyes to an enemy.

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On that note:

    A little kiss also transfers less bacteria than a handshake

    Now come and greet uncle fatso

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  • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think we should all have to wave in unison as our supreme leader drives by.

    👋👋👋✋👋👋👋

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The air high five from Demolition Man has zero physical contact so no germ transfers that way.

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  boot to the head

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And one for Jenny and the wimp.

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• hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rex Kwon Do graduate.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What about an elbow to the throat?

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For the knuckles and tops of your fingers, is this not what you might use to scratch your nose with? That’s why this greeting always bothers me.

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