starchylemming

@starchylemming@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one crumb at the bottom of the air fryer getting cooked for the 1500th time:⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, you don’t clean the food tray after every use?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruel and unusual⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The yorkshire photography union begs to differ

  They did this obviously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flu season comin'. Keep yourself safe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  On that note:

  A little kiss also transfers less bacteria than a handshake

  Now come and greet uncle fatso

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Witcher III: Wild Hunt Remastered - Reveal Trailer | gamescom 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  transfer your save? what do you mean?

  you’re telling me you’re not starting over on purpose for the 100 time like the rest of us?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the text⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if on youtube and popular enough sponsorblock should cover it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨friday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the fuck is that thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smile and grit your teeth.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  related to the picture: if your nails protrude more than half a centimeter you are as disgusting as you are fucking useless 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this every time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sadly most don’t have this. the manufacturers clearly hate humanity and seed needless suffering into this world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  castrated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  muad dumb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i dont like blimothy.

  i wish they casted literally anyone else for dune, since his dumb face is pretty much the only thing i dislike about it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Felt cute?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but thats a cute pic

  it even has a double rainbow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd accept it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  valid ticket. good day sir

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hydro-homie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  youre a titty wizard, harry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pc port⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thank

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pc port⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oregano ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like magic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dick in the morning

  The rest of my body in the morning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  indeed Mcdonalds is not known for its high health standards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#pourcoffeeonyourgrandmachallenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s just sad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is not an issue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i will do that later

  I’m sure i remember it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Not to brag, but I think we nailed the worst rug option available"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yes. both feet right into the toilet. then i try to flush myself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Not to brag, but I think we nailed the worst rug option available"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  colder climate: warm feet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This oughta work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the solution is in the works [forever]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"it only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that you're a nice person."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  it does if they don’t leave room for faster vehicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go sad!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  wow, this dude is everywhere!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  wait, i cannot tell if this is real. it’s to absurd to be real but it’s also american so i’m lost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femality is stored in the nipples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femality is stored in the nipples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  eh, sounds like an accidental noting burger.

  these games are taking inclusion steps. but that doesn’t mean they need to stop catering for the majority. its still art made by humans and their own preferences find a way in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femality is stored in the nipples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  flaming crotch man cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femality is stored in the nipples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  tbh baldurs gate and cyberpunk really lacked a proper donger slider

  would even be lore accurate with cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk.