starchylemming
@starchylemming@lemmy.world
- Comment on I don't make the rules 4 days ago:
ssshhh. you count too, tall sphere man.
the fat flaps flatten under pressure
- Comment on I don't make the rules 4 days ago:
idk who needs to hear this,but here are some wise words from a 170cm short dude i know:
“they are all the same height laying in bed”
- Comment on Nice 2 weeks ago:
does it only apply to women?
what about ramontic gay couples snacking a third platonically? is that a donkey?
- Comment on Nice 2 weeks ago:
say “i am an unicorn” 3 times on some weird kink site and your wish might be granted
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
take out a smaller loan to bribe the person who appeoves the loans
- Comment on Amateurs 3 weeks ago:
he said with his shit eating grin
- Comment on Marriage 4 weeks ago:
noo pls i want a romantic DP church wedding
- Comment on audition 4 weeks ago:
yup. you leave any kind of dignity at the hospital door
- Comment on First Skywind progress video since 2024 1 month ago:
N’Wah
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
what a keeper
- Comment on Innovation 1 month ago:
bold of you to assume that someone who gers this has sex
- Comment on true romance 2 months ago:
shitty date
- Comment on Hamdurger season 2 months ago:
thats probably fine
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
acceptance is the first step on the road to improvement
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
thats why you do a few trial rounds around the block before you commit to marriage.
that way you appreciate the mediocre a lot more after finding out how prevalent the super bad is 😎
- Comment on Your mother's package has arrived 2 months ago:
yeah. like. a big fat dong
- Comment on I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help 2 months ago:
may this lesson improve your hygiene
- Comment on Maturing 2 months ago:
I’m to mentally stable to do acid.
we’ve run into a paradox where nobody should do acid
- Comment on One new message! 2 months ago:
he is probably not the person in the photos and fake ragebait
- Comment on Something Something Beans 2 months ago:
did you get a beaner?
- Comment on Priorities people 2 months ago:
now would be a good time to ask for the money back ❤️ that generational wealth shoud be taxed the fuck and back
- Comment on Whether it's baseball or golf - new glove style to provider a better grip 2 months ago:
thumbs up
your ass
- Comment on Anon takes a writing workshop 2 months ago:
the radar is easy: insecure timid straight men overwhelmingly don’t get laid.
for some reason presenting confidence is the main enabler. some physical features reduce the pool, but never entirely. think of all the short fat bald men with beautiful partners. they are never ever insecure and shy
- Comment on The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree. 2 months ago:
people also talk about it as if everyone knows what its about
haven’t seen a tldr so far
- Comment on Anon takes a writing workshop 2 months ago:
this is likely something they are ashamed of and they would like to keep it private
they don’t know their “condition” is painfully obvious to most people with minimal interaction required.
owning it is the only way, no need for shame either
but if they knew how to sell themselves better, they wouldn’t be in that situation in the frist place
- Comment on Or a glazed doughnut idk 2 months ago:
you swedes want your cinnamon rolls dry so you can add fresh cum on it before use?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
when this meme first made the rounds there was a substantially different picture attached
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 2 months ago:
a lot of the shit american songs generic german radio stations played every day for all my life is just fucking religious bullcrap through and through
it can’t be the lyrics, they don’t make the effort to process them. they just vibe with the blandness
- Comment on Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people 2 months ago:
a yes the child molester playground provider
- Comment on But I'm a Nice Guy(TM)! 2 months ago:
not even nice to themselves