starchylemming

@starchylemming@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨girl, ruuuuunnnn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  what a keeper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innovation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  bold of you to assume that someone who gers this has sex

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨true romance⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  shitty date

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamdurger season⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thats probably fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  acceptance is the first step on the road to improvement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thats why you do a few trial rounds around the block before you commit to marriage.

  that way you appreciate the mediocre a lot more after finding out how prevalent the super bad is 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mother's package has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah. like. a big fat dong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  may this lesson improve your hygiene

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maturing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m to mentally stable to do acid.

  we’ve run into a paradox where nobody should do acid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One new message!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  he is probably not the person in the photos and fake ragebait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something Something Beans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  did you get a beaner?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities people⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  now would be a good time to ask for the money back ❤️ that generational wealth shoud be taxed the fuck and back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whether it's baseball or golf - new glove style to provider a better grip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thumbs up

  your ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes a writing workshop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the radar is easy: insecure timid straight men overwhelmingly don’t get laid.

  for some reason presenting confidence is the main enabler. some physical features reduce the pool, but never entirely. think of all the short fat bald men with beautiful partners. they are never ever insecure and shy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  people also talk about it as if everyone knows what its about

  haven’t seen a tldr so far

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes a writing workshop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  this is likely something they are ashamed of and they would like to keep it private

  they don’t know their “condition” is painfully obvious to most people with minimal interaction required.

  owning it is the only way, no need for shame either

  but if they knew how to sell themselves better, they wouldn’t be in that situation in the frist place

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or a glazed doughnut idk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  you swedes want your cinnamon rolls dry so you can add fresh cum on it before use?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  when this meme first made the rounds there was a substantially different picture attached

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  a lot of the shit american songs generic german radio stations played every day for all my life is just fucking religious bullcrap through and through

  it can’t be the lyrics, they don’t make the effort to process them. they just vibe with the blandness

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  a yes the child molester playground provider

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But I'm a Nice Guy(TM)!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  not even nice to themselves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape

  exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's the feeling.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  there are many different ones available right now specifically created for gaming. they come with some extra instructions for nvidia holders 😉

  im just saying you don’t need to wait for steamos. the future you seek is now

  i actually replaced mine on deck with bazzite cause you can’t set steamos to boot in desktop mode (or lets say installing bazzite instead of tinkering is much easier)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's the feeling.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  how does steamos help you? any user friendly linux distro does exactly the same stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨never saw it cumming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  thats unethical

  we are not barbarians here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me btw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t let your dreams be dreams

  create that ffm pegging video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevermind the drink I'm holding⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Juan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon changes his strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s what the worst version of themselves would say

  being homophobe makes you unattractive to most girls

  oh. or they were not part of the competition to begin with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon changes his strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what if the whole thing of turning insecure and mentally challenged men into the worst they could be was an elaborate ruse form the start ? to reduce the amount of competition

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Culture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  respect my culture!