starchylemming

@starchylemming@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  courting phase

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tells a true story⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah you really really want to prevent them to have kids on accident. hell on purpose too.

  those poor kids

  one fucked up parent already fucks up a kid. imagine two

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quack⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i would play this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it’ll go bankrupt quick. people drink less when they can have other stimulation

  if the place has a dancefloor, it also has to have shit music in between so you return and buy a drink to pass time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound (wo)men to give a handjob to two men at once!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific Study and here are the results⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe thats why many cultures invented something like weddings rings. you dont have to say anything . so you have no excuse for what you’re about to do anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hershey highway⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  you have tunnel vision

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have no idea that you welcome this behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  must be true love

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For your budget, this is the best fit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  functionally identical

  and art is subjective

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is eyemaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  naeh, you can have a fucked up sleep schedule and slightly bloodshot eyes and still get eye pull if you do 1+2+3

  so what do you actually need to pull the eye fetishists?:

  • long lashes
  • a bright eye color type
  • not wear glasses

  you can do all of that artifically

  the majority of people with bright blue eyes need contacts/glasses anyway so almost nobody can pull all 3 criteria naturally. so go ahead and do your lashes, my guy 😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 Hitting the Brown Note 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  that song is ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  unfortunately i dont have a girlfriend. only a wife. so im not gay and therefore cannot get chicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Want to play the latest multiplayer games? Just go into your bios settings or upgrade your PC if it doesn't have TPM chip.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i wonder, is there a good way to simulate that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  soup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some adults when upset cry in their pillow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that pillow is kinda ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Condiment udders⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  be right there honey

  i just need to jerk off the ketchup onto my fries real quick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointed in size but never remember to trim⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  oh so its you who does that everywhere !!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best stay away from that guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  no, the low quality arrow attraction field just has a maximum capacy of 9. i just sticked with arrow 9 instead of getting the costly upgrade to the next level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel - Kurzgesagt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  well they tell us what we know already but its not a bad video

  a little less plugging their calendar and it would be something to send to people who are way to enthusiastic with the slop maker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puppy paper⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ay on bad days there are also red dogs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Juan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pet rent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it seems it basically boils down to them having a damn good reason for the ban or it doesn’t hold in court

  hard to find a good reason to ban a small house cat compared to a dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pet rent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  afaik in germany you can just get a cat even if you signed that you wont get any pets at all and they cannot do anything about it (unless they specifically excluded dogs or someone closeby has cat hair allergies etc)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elephant in the room⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Papyrus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the long ago past, people needed to do THIS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  enough!

  get your wheeled walker, it’s time to fight!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the long ago past, people needed to do THIS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this is for the folks 32 and up. begone kiddo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can Electric Cargo Bikes change my life? [7:53]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the thumbnail contains spoilers for the title :((((((((

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't fit in⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i know its a joke but this ironically proves his point of not fitting in with both in or out groups

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elevator Art⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  perfection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy friday⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  thats a diarrhea golem