starchylemming

@starchylemming@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me btw⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t let your dreams be dreams

  create that ffm pegging video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevermind the drink I'm holding⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Juan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon changes his strategy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s what the worst version of themselves would say

  being homophobe makes you unattractive to most girls

  oh. or they were not part of the competition to begin with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon changes his strategy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  what if the whole thing of turning insecure and mentally challenged men into the worst they could be was an elaborate ruse form the start ? to reduce the amount of competition

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Culture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  respect my culture!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that just means india is weird

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK, it looks nice, but you get an award for it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ok what else is this supposed to be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add some artistic flair, ffs!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  okay, thats exposition that may qualify you to comment - but - you forgot to add your conclusion. Do you confirm or deny the claim in this meme?

  artistically pleasing versus badly lit hog seems accurate to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  who the fuck is this and why is he playing wonderwall in his boxers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes pizza⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  frozen pizza indeed comes in extremely varied quality levels.

  the cheapest ones are barely food while the higher range promises more quality and healthy ingredients

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  courting phase

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tells a true story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah you really really want to prevent them to have kids on accident. hell on purpose too.

  those poor kids

  one fucked up parent already fucks up a kid. imagine two

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i would play this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  it’ll go bankrupt quick. people drink less when they can have other stimulation

  if the place has a dancefloor, it also has to have shit music in between so you return and buy a drink to pass time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound (wo)men to give a handjob to two men at once!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific Study and here are the results⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe thats why many cultures invented something like weddings rings. you dont have to say anything . so you have no excuse for what you’re about to do anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hershey highway⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you have tunnel vision

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have no idea that you welcome this behavior⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  must be true love

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For your budget, this is the best fit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  functionally identical

  and art is subjective

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is eyemaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  naeh, you can have a fucked up sleep schedule and slightly bloodshot eyes and still get eye pull if you do 1+2+3

  so what do you actually need to pull the eye fetishists?:

  • long lashes
  • a bright eye color type
  • not wear glasses

  you can do all of that artifically

  the majority of people with bright blue eyes need contacts/glasses anyway so almost nobody can pull all 3 criteria naturally. so go ahead and do your lashes, my guy 😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 Hitting the Brown Note 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that song is ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  unfortunately i dont have a girlfriend. only a wife. so im not gay and therefore cannot get chicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Want to play the latest multiplayer games? Just go into your bios settings or upgrade your PC if it doesn't have TPM chip.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i wonder, is there a good way to simulate that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  soup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some adults when upset cry in their pillow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that pillow is kinda ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Condiment udders⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  be right there honey

  i just need to jerk off the ketchup onto my fries real quick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointed in size but never remember to trim⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  oh so its you who does that everywhere !!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best stay away from that guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  no, the low quality arrow attraction field just has a maximum capacy of 9. i just sticked with arrow 9 instead of getting the costly upgrade to the next level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel - Kurzgesagt⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  well they tell us what we know already but its not a bad video

  a little less plugging their calendar and it would be something to send to people who are way to enthusiastic with the slop maker