On the flip side, leaving time on the microwave is a damnedable act.
I do this every time
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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 months ago
I do what she does too and when we’re done with the microwave we push the “clear” button, or whatever that button is called to reset it back to the clock display to show that the microwave is not in use.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This is the way
davidgro@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why don’t they just automatically clear the time if it’s a small amount and it hasn’t been used in much more time than is left?
dan@upvote.au 2 months ago
My wife leaves time on the microwave. I like things to be complete though, and time left on the microwave means the usage of it is incomplete.
Elting@piefed.social 2 months ago
I set mine to the maximum and then run it all out.
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you just mean people who leave time on the microwave and don’t cancel it? Or all instances of leaving time on the microwave?
Zorque@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought we banished the last of the demonic time-stealing microwaves in the last great appliance war…
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If my microwave didn’t have a mute function (and I couldn’t return it to get one that did) I would take it apart and disconnect the speaker.
I had to do that to the dishwasher, because even though the dishwasher could be muted it insisted on beeping before the door auto-opened to let steam out.
I got a remote controlled ceiling fan that had a speaker soldered onto the motherboard. It beeped whenever it turned on or the fan speed changed. I took it apart and stabbed the center of the speaker with an ice pick until it died. Then I covered the hole with hot glue for good measure.
My devices will mute or I will make them mute.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Someone made this? You made this
You have no right to speak in my divine tongue - quiet robots! meme
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 months ago
There are times in public places I really want to do this. Like to the speaker blasting ads on a gas pump.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Damn. You are like a dark comic book superhero. Like the punisher but for electronics. “The Muter” sound good to you?
fz3n@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One angry day I removed the screaming from my electric kettle, my coffee grinder, and my espresso machine; all of which beeped one to three times every time a button was pressed, power was turned on, or they finished a task. It was a hellish robot symphony every morning before that.
Anyone can do it. Once you’ve learned to spot a piezoelectric buzzer, ripping them out of everything you own is just a matter of how willing you are to take the case off of your electronic devices and find the circuit board. You just grip the buzzer with pliers and pull at it gently. Most of the time the top of the buzzer will have a plastic cap that detaches and there will be a thin metal film you can just remove. But some buzzer units are fully sealed - just rip the whole damned thing off the board, it won’t hurt anything else.
Fluke@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I performed surgery on my microwave to remove it’s piezo for exactly this reason. Fucker was loud, and I was having fucking none of it.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mute through mutilation.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I literally returned my last microwave because I discovered it didn’t have a mute feature after I brought it him and set it up.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My new pc monitor still has and LED on when the pc is off, I now have nail polish on my monitor 💅
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No you gotta stop the bomb before it explodes
smh@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
My current microwave’s “done” sound doesn’t piss me off, which is nice. It’s a short tune.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Exactly. Why have four angry beeps when I can have one polite one?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 months ago
Ffs could they just make an option where you can tell it to beep once and shut the hell up/off?
Of course they could, but they won’t. Mfr I’m not going anywhere for the 2 minutes I put this bowl of oatmeal in.
667@lemmy.radio 2 months ago
I set mine for 99:99 and wing it.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Vibe waving.
9point6@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait you guys are in the same room as the microwave when it dings?
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wait by the microwave until it is done. Never thought of leaving the room.
9point6@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Welcome to the future
It takes some gumption, but you don’t even need to be in the same building if you try
WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social 2 months ago
My microwave is in my living room because my kitchen is maybe 3 square meters wall to wall
Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 months ago
I love the photo she chose as her official representation of herself 🤣 I take myself way too seriously and it’s always refreshing to see people who have a sense of humor about themselves & everything else. Sense of humor is an indication of high intelligence too.
lordziv@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Sometimes I wonder if I’m autistic because I have to wait for the entire duration of the time every time
apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Sure but you press the button to open it on like the same frame the beep starts it skips the beep cutscene and saves you 3 seconds (and sensory hell - as a fellow autism haver)
lordziv@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
I find the beeps satisfying haha. It means that the full cycle has completed. I’m thinking now it might be more similar to OCD because I have to do this with everything, watch a YouTube video all the way to the end, finish my meal completely every time, etc etc. I just like natural stopping points I guess lol
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
One is too risky you might miss it i do it between 5 and 3.
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I do this.
What I really like about my microwave is that the beep will immediately cut off off I open the door. Like if I catch it at millisecond 10, I only have to hear the first 10 milliseconds of beep. It’s a relatively short single beep too. I can’t tell you how much it aggravates me when a device has like a long 3 beep sequence and not cancelling in time will subject you to the whole damn sequence.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
I hit cancel when it’s under 3. I don’t know exactly how far the microwave radiation from a dielectric heating element can travel but I’m not planning to find out.
A_A@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Microwave is light. it drains at the speed of light. Way faster than whatever you do.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
But the mechanical shutoff in the door might be slower than that.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Same I stop it first (before zero) then open the door. I want to give the radiation time to drain.
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I replaced our microwave this last winter. Jokes on everyone, I can no longer hear the tones when it beeps. My hearing has lost that particular frequency I guess.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I must let the first beep, beep. If I open the door early, the microwave waits like 30 seconds and then makes a beep regardless.
Still going strong after 30+ years though
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i would, but that would require standing by the microwave and paying attention to it. i can handle a few beeps, it ain’t making hospital noises.
chunes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Respect for going straight to the door-opening. I never trust the thing to shut off before I get irradiated so I press stop and wait a moment before opening.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Relatedly, adding an extra second to the microwave time so that you get the full cooking time and are still able to stop it early is also self care.
dan@upvote.au 2 months ago
How much difference does an extra second in the microwave make?
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To the food? Not usually much. To my brain, though?
davidgro@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A lot if it’s butter or pop tarts. Not much for most other things.
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’d be surprised.
crakila@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I only open the microwave 1 second early because I always wanted to be a bomb defuser… except I don’t need to type 7355608 (iykyk)
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Easy peasy lemon squeezy
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My microwave is so damn loud. Is it to make sure I can hear if the kids are playing with it?
Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You can turn it off. My life improved massively after learning this.
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
If you have a fancy one I guess. I don’t even trust mine to turn the magnetron off when I open the door
BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Depending on the model of your microwave, there might be a silent mode. Mine has this and don’t miss the beeping at all.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
My husband forgets food if it doesn’t beep (ADHD). I am hypersensitive to the loud screeching the microwave makes to announce food is done (autistic). We compromise by leaving the beep on and he either gets it before it starts another round or I flee to safety (or get it myself if I’m near it, but I’m usually not).
dan@upvote.au 2 months ago
Same. I get other things done while the food is in the microwave, and would completely forget about it without the beep. Thankfully neither my wife nor I are sensitive to the beeping.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I have both and each side needs silence or beep. So far autism wins, I hate the beep so much.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a user of a silenced microwave, I find setting an alarm/timer on my phone helpful. It can just be a vibrating alarm, too.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
What about a model that makes that bell pling
mosspiglet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I forget the food and also hate the beeping. A no win situation! Usually I just stand there and stare at it, watching the countdown so I can stop it right before the beep.
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Get an old microwave with the bell instead of a beep. Doesn’t repeat on its own and the sound is much more pleasant in the first place
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Mine has the opposite. If the timer goes off, there’s no stopping it. It’s going to do the whole sequence of beeps whether you like it or not.
robin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Yessssssss. Mine has this and it’s amazing.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sadly most don’t have this. the manufacturers clearly hate humanity and seed needless suffering into this world