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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LadyButterfly@reddthat.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • BillDaCatt@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depending on the model of your microwave, there might be a silent mode. Mine has this and don’t miss the beeping at all.

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    • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Mine has the opposite. If the timer goes off, there’s no stopping it. It’s going to do the whole sequence of beeps whether you like it or not.

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My husband forgets food if it doesn’t beep (ADHD). I am hypersensitive to the loud screeching the microwave makes to announce food is done (autistic). We compromise by leaving the beep on and he either gets it before it starts another round or I flee to safety (or get it myself if I’m near it, but I’m usually not).

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      • dan@upvote.au ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My husband forgets food if it doesn’t beep (ADHD).

        Same. I get other things done while the food is in the microwave, and would completely forget about it without the beep. Thankfully neither my wife nor I are sensitive to the beeping.

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      • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I have both and each side needs silence or beep. So far autism wins, I hate the beep so much.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        As a user of a silenced microwave, I find setting an alarm/timer on my phone helpful. It can just be a vibrating alarm, too.

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      • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What about a model that makes that bell pling

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    • robin@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yessssssss. Mine has this and it’s amazing.

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  • riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If my microwave didn’t have a mute function (and I couldn’t return it to get one that did) I would take it apart and disconnect the speaker.

    I had to do that to the dishwasher, because even though the dishwasher could be muted it insisted on beeping before the door auto-opened to let steam out.

    I got a remote controlled ceiling fan that had a speaker soldered onto the motherboard. It beeped whenever it turned on or the fan speed changed. I took it apart and stabbed the center of the speaker with an ice pick until it died. Then I covered the hole with hot glue for good measure.

    My devices will mute or I will make them mute.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Someone made this? You made this

      You have no right to speak in my divine tongue - quiet robots! meme

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn. You are like a dark comic book superhero. Like the punisher but for electronics. “The Muter” sound good to you?

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      • fz3n@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        One angry day I removed the screaming from my electric kettle, my coffee grinder, and my espresso machine; all of which beeped one to three times every time a button was pressed, power was turned on, or they finished a task. It was a hellish robot symphony every morning before that.

        Anyone can do it. Once you’ve learned to spot a piezoelectric buzzer, ripping them out of everything you own is just a matter of how willing you are to take the case off of your electronic devices and find the circuit board. You just grip the buzzer with pliers and pull at it gently. Most of the time the top of the buzzer will have a plastic cap that detaches and there will be a thin metal film you can just remove. But some buzzer units are fully sealed - just rip the whole damned thing off the board, it won’t hurt anything else.

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are times in public places I really want to do this. Like to the speaker blasting ads on a gas pump.

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My new pc monitor still has and LED on when the pc is off, I now have nail polish on my monitor 💅

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mute through mutilation.

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    • Fluke@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I performed surgery on my microwave to remove it’s piezo for exactly this reason. Fucker was loud, and I was having fucking none of it.

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    • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I literally returned my last microwave because I discovered it didn’t have a mute feature after I brought it him and set it up.

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  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On the flip side, leaving time on the microwave is a damnedable act.

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    • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why don’t they just automatically clear the time if it’s a small amount and it hasn’t been used in much more time than is left?

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    • Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I do what she does too and when we’re done with the microwave we push the “clear” button, or whatever that button is called to reset it back to the clock display to show that the microwave is not in use.

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      • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is the way

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    • Elting@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I set mine to the maximum and then run it all out.

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    • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you just mean people who leave time on the microwave and don’t cancel it? Or all instances of leaving time on the microwave?

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      • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I thought we banished the last of the demonic time-stealing microwaves in the last great appliance war…

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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My wife leaves time on the microwave. I like things to be complete though, and time left on the microwave means the usage of it is incomplete.

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  • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My current microwave’s “done” sound doesn’t piss me off, which is nice. It’s a short tune.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Exactly. Why have four angry beeps when I can have one polite one?

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One is too risky you might miss it i do it between 5 and 3.

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  • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No you gotta stop the bomb before it explodes

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  • 667@lemmy.radio ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I set mine for 99:99 and wing it.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Vibe waving.

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I do this.

    What I really like about my microwave is that the beep will immediately cut off off I open the door. Like if I catch it at millisecond 10, I only have to hear the first 10 milliseconds of beep. It’s a relatively short single beep too. I can’t tell you how much it aggravates me when a device has like a long 3 beep sequence and not cancelling in time will subject you to the whole damn sequence.

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  • crakila@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I only open the microwave 1 second early because I always wanted to be a bomb defuser… except I don’t need to type 7355608 (iykyk)

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait you guys are in the same room as the microwave when it dings?

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    • WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My microwave is in my living room because my kitchen is maybe 3 square meters wall to wall

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    • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wait by the microwave until it is done. Never thought of leaving the room.

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      • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Welcome to the future

        It takes some gumption, but you don’t even need to be in the same building if you try

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  • Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love the photo she chose as her official representation of herself 🤣 I take myself way too seriously and it’s always refreshing to see people who have a sense of humor about themselves & everything else. Sense of humor is an indication of high intelligence too.

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My microwave is so damn loud. Is it to make sure I can hear if the kids are playing with it?

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  • ilinamorato@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Relatedly, adding an extra second to the microwave time so that you get the full cooking time and are still able to stop it early is also self care.

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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How much difference does an extra second in the microwave make?

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      • ilinamorato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        To the food? Not usually much. To my brain, though?

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      • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A lot if it’s butter or pop tarts. Not much for most other things.

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      • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You’d be surprised.

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hit cancel when it’s under 3. I don’t know exactly how far the microwave radiation from a dielectric heating element can travel but I’m not planning to find out.

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    • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Microwave is light. it drains at the speed of light. Way faster than whatever you do.

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      • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        But the mechanical shutoff in the door might be slower than that.

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    • reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same I stop it first (before zero) then open the door. I want to give the radiation time to drain.

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can turn it off. My life improved massively after learning this.

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    • lmuel@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you have a fancy one I guess. I don’t even trust mine to turn the magnetron off when I open the door

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