Fluke
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- Comment on Lanarkshire AI datacentre to fully rely on National Grid despite renewables claim 1 day ago:
Safe bet that the temporary jobs that only exist during construction are in that total, which makes the whole thing horseshit.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
A cunt has warmth and depth, something this utter shitheel lacks.
- Comment on In 2014, a massage therapist called Sylvie Berki accused Russell Brand of assaulting her. The High Court issued an extraordinary injunction that silenced her for the rest of her life. 1 day ago:
That Ms Berki wasn’t then tried for murder is a genuine fucking wonder. She’s a stronger soul than I.
- Comment on Grieving mum's plea after thieves target baby's grave 4 days ago:
I sympathise with the Lady, but the answer is categorically not yet more fucking CCTV cameras.
Propping up the rotting, failing society with more surveillance won’t stop the problem. Ultimately, the root problem is deprivation and ignorance, both natural byproducts of a throwaway society that hero worships selfish sociopaths.
- Comment on Is time up for backyard fireworks? UK ministers weigh partial ban over noise concerns 1 week ago:
I feel that perhaps choosing to move near an airport might loosen the foundation of your complaint.
It does, if nothing else, make you look… A little silly.
- Comment on Is time up for backyard fireworks? UK ministers weigh partial ban over noise concerns 1 week ago:
I work with pyrotechnics. Mostly smaller stage stuff nowadays, but occasionally I get to play with bigger stuff.
It’s part of a performance group that get hired for a range of events in the UK.
I am fully versed in what exactly consumer grade fireworks entail, how they function and the consequences of misuse. I have the burn scars from personal fuckups to remind me of the wrong way to do something.
There is a time and a place, and most random farting fucking skittles have no business setting off airburst explosives in the middle of housing estates. They are blissfully unaware of the dangers, and in most cases don’t give a flying fuck as long as the consequences/problems end up being someone else’s. (For example, Where does all the debris from all the rockets end up? Who gives a fuck, right?)
That’s before we get to the malicious antics of the feral offspring of the worst areas’ utter scrotes, and the misery that brings to everyone else for months after fireworks go on sale.
- Comment on Is time up for backyard fireworks? UK ministers weigh partial ban over noise concerns 1 week ago:
Random fucking explosions at random fucking times of the night isn’t “fun” for any fucker except the individual self-centred, cockjuggling thundercunt that sets it off.
Yeah, mad fucking giggles mate, what fucking fun.
Twat.
- Comment on Is time up for backyard fireworks? UK ministers weigh partial ban over noise concerns 1 week ago:
Did they build the airport after you moved in there?
- Comment on HMRC puts 200 billionaires on UK tax crackdown hitlist 1 week ago:
That tat you buy from Amazon or eBay is bought from AliExpress and sold at a huge markup, just FYI.
If you really do need whatever it is, might as well get it from the source.
- Comment on Tommy Robinson faces up to 10 years in jail after being found guilty of harassing journalists 1 week ago:
He hasn’t changed his name. He just goes by an invented alias to make him come across as “one of our lads”, when he’s actually a middle class, property owning grifter of the same ilk -although much lower down the pecking order- as that swivel eyed, toad-looking fucker, Farage.
- Comment on Man admits asylum seeker hotel petrol bomb attack 1 week ago:
Every single comment you’ve posted in your account day’s existence. You must be a delightful individual. 🙄
- Comment on BioWare Was Asked to Remove LGBTQ Flag from Canceled Mass Effect Game, Report Says 1 week ago:
Missing the point.
Straight answer: no.
However, as one of many diversification options it’ll likely make more money than it cost(s), ergo…
- Comment on Tommy Robinson faces up to 10 years in jail after being found guilty of harassing journalists 1 week ago:
Tell you what, I’ll meet you halfway.
Let’s settle for stabbed in the spine so as to leave him shitting in a bag and being dependent on someone else to care for him and push him around for the rest of his wank-less life.
He’d either fade into obscurity hiding from public attention, end himself, or if this timeline is fucked enough, end up being a campaigner for the disabled, since it now affects him personally.
- Comment on Tommy Robinson faces up to 10 years in jail after being found guilty of harassing journalists 1 week ago:
The business end of someone’s prison wallet tainted shiv, we can only hope.
It would be doing humanity a favour if this grifting, racist enabling shitstain took his last gasping breath before he was released.
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 2 weeks ago:
Nope.
Three sentences and I’m out. This goes nowhere I want to go, thanks.
Some thoughts just shouldn’t be articulated, they should remain merely thoughts. This is one of those occasions.
- Comment on BBC to force more to pay licence fee with ‘YouTube tax’ 3 weeks ago:
Uh huh.
Mate, I can hear the squealing whine of a flyback transformer through brick walls with my own ears. I DO NOT miss the days when everyone had two or three of the fucking things screaming away all day.
Detecting the magnetic flux those things produce isn’t magic, tricky, or a cover-up. It just requires a sensitive antenna array tuned to the right frequency.
Now, since the shift to flat panel displays a TV doesn’t announce it’s presence in such an obvious fashion. This makes detecting a TV a much more difficult prospect, arguably not impossible, but not likely within their budget nowadays.
- Comment on Recruitment boss accused of being behind ‘doxxing’ campaign against RNLI and anti-racism activists 3 weeks ago:
Don’t legitimise his invented alter ego designed to make him come across as “one of our lads”, to appeal to racist old people.
His name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. He’s a double barrelled, public schoolboy playing a character for money, the same ilk as Johnson and Farage.
- Comment on Lobbying, lawyers and a media blitz: the fight to kill the Church of England’s £100m slavery compensation fund 3 weeks ago:
Oh no, one of the paedophilic population control organisations is struggling… I’ve got a tiny violin round here somewhere for occasions such as this.
- Comment on Man dies after tiger attack at wildlife park 4 weeks ago:
Nature produces some absolutely terrifying and ruthless creatures. As awesome and capable as tigers are, you have to at least credit them with honesty and integrity. They are tigers and will act as such, you are prey and you will be hunted, maybe for the food, maybe just for the practice. With that, one can treat them with respect and care they deserve, and everyone involved can benefit. (We’re generally a long way from that, and animals like the tiger are being royally fucking shafted and exploited, but I digress.)
People however… People fucking scare me. Capable of such great things, but so easily led by their fickle and unstable emotions. Conniving and dishonest, and as likely to shiv you (metaphorically or literally) as help you, depending on their preconceived notions of who you are. Tribal, shortsighted, small-minded and fucking angry about it.
Give me tigers any day of the week.
- Comment on Sixteen English councils spend more than 80% of core funding on social care 5 weeks ago:
What the fuck? We can’t be actually helping these disabled, benefit scrounging, lazy scumbags FFS. If we do that, everyone with a disability will expect similar humane treatment, and frankly, that’s just not what Britain is about.
(Huge /s, for those that probably should be registered with a learning disability.)
- Comment on 'Criminal' flag-raising causing alarm and distress, court told 5 weeks ago:
A shitty flag made in China and cable tied to a lamppost suggests there is at least one racist piece of shit nearby.
To anyone non-white, that is a cause for alarm and distress. The fact you can’t conceive that notion speaks volumes about you.
- Comment on Anon was a cub scout 5 weeks ago:
What the actual fuck is wrong with your “mother”?
I am aware that is no way to speak about someone’s family, but my dude… What the fuck?!
- Comment on Couple jailed for at least 21 years for murder of vulnerable man in their care 1 month ago:
I’m not one to advocate for the death penalty, usually.
Using these two to make a case for it would have me seriously considering it though. I’m not talking injection or even hanging here, I mean a public fucking stoning.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
The Argentinian moron is being strung along by Trump, who’s doing it because he sees it as him getting even for our staying away from his Iranian Self Own as best we could.
The US won’t seriously back Argentina on account of the Israeli interests operating in Falklands Territory, and when push comes to shove, the US loves chugging Israeli meat more than it gives a fuck about Argentina.
- Comment on Terrorist arrested over video of dinghy slashing 1 month ago:
Not on the whole, no.
In short, there are groups of ignorant, useful idiots that are easily led by their prejudice, being led by right wing grifters who think they’re clever, who are in turn being led by rich grifters looking to cash in on selling off what’s left of the UK’s government services to private interests.
- Comment on Horrified children look on as lollipop man in his 70s struck by car on school crossing 1 month ago:
Well done Watson.
- Comment on Lifeboat station in Portsmouth forced to temporarily shut after far-right action 1 month ago:
Wait until someone dies because there wasn’t a lifeboat to rescue them.
That blood will be on their hands, for the sake of intentionally trying to let overloaded small boats sink with all aboard.
Personally, I think the answer is to float the New Blackshirts on unseaworthy vessels out in the North Sea to fend for themselves. Let them learn just how vicious open water can get, and see if they think that fate is deserved by anyone.
- Comment on Poole Old Lifeboat Museum shuts after protesters target volunteers 1 month ago:
The country the we and the US bombed back to the stone age, paid and armed various warlords (who hate each other, natch) to “help” us then left to their own devices while the Taliban took over when we rugpulled and abandoned everyone who was “on our side”?
That country?
- Comment on Poole Old Lifeboat Museum shuts after protesters target volunteers 1 month ago:
Are you really dense enough to believe that this country’s problems are migrants’ fault, and not the privatisation of everything, and the inevitable myriad tax loopholes/“strategies” exploited by the companies that run the aforementioned everything?
Before you reply, consider how much the toad lookalike figurehead of the right wing party (that’s up to their ears in dodgy grifting before they even have any power) has invested in certain US based “private healthcare providers”. He’s not even sly about it, his full throated calls for the UK healthcare system to resemble the US model leave no room for misconstruing his intentions.
This is basic level stuff, but so many allow themselves to be led along by their prejudices, which history has shown, leads nowhere good.
- Comment on Minimum wage isn't survivable anymore 2 months ago:
I am helpless to do anything other than offer my well wishes and suggest you arm yourself, as is your country’s custom. I fear it’s going to get a lot worse yet.