Daaamn this is really a shitpost indeed
Don't be so quick to judge
Submitted 17 hours ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bloogoose@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
My landlord is a multibillion dollar corporation and my fridge is 32 years old.
db2@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If that fridge is still happily running then be happy, they literally don’t make them like that anymore.
bloogoose@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
It leaks water on the floor, causes my power bill to go up and grows mildew around the seals weekly…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
It’s probably also super inefficient and uses Freon
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
New fridges are a joke anyway. Mine broke after 5 years. I have a garage fridge better then my new one
X@piefed.world 16 hours ago
Have you sincerely and cheerfully wished your multibillion dollar corporation landlord a happy and prosperous birthday, and have you gratefully and bravely remitted no less than three (3) months of your (useless to you) money?
No?
You’re what’s wrong with society.
bloogoose@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
Truly I am a monster.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Imagine not tipping your landlord.
This generation man…
Marternus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
I didn’t know until now that there is a debate about tipping your landlord. For me this sounds unbelievable. It’s like tipping your politicians and policemen. Or in another way like tipping your mum.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 47 minutes ago
like tipping your mum.
Widely believed to be impossible
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
So selfish and entitled
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
That’s why none kf these kids are getting any houses. They really called this upon themselves
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Do NOT be kind to your landlord.
My landlord lost their house gambling so I offered them to rent one of my rooms at discount as a roommate.
Now whenever my rent increases due to cost of living, I increase their rent due to cost of living.
We are in a sick perpetual cycle and both our rents went up 5000% yesterday. We are comrades in this pain and promised to protect each other if liver selling operation goes wrong.
It’s a hateful bond, an adversarial friendship, and an expensive survival. Somebody please help!
derpgon@programming.dev 29 minutes ago
Now that I think about it, if a circle exists somewhere where A rents to B, B rents to C, and C to A (make it as long as needed, of course), one increasing the rent leads to a perpetual rent increase until one of them collapses? Would be funny to see tbh.
mildseason@sopuli.xyz 16 minutes ago
Lol spot on! This is exactly how the current economy is working 🙈
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
Have you tried getting a second landlord roomate?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
That poor landlord is living from your paycheck to the next.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Our landlord wanted us to pay for the ac being fixed…during the hottest part of July.
You could be on fire in front of me, and I’d piss on you. Tell me you’re a landlord and I’ll need the first month and last month deposit first.
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 17 hours ago
Piss would be too good for them. I'd just get some marshmallows and stick out
Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
Wouldn’t the pee just make the fire burn harder and be gross too and an insult? I feel like it is worse.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Thats wild
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Oh it gets better. The hurricane that ripped through Georgia a year or so back ripped up our fence. They wanted us to keep it there until they could find someone to put it up.
It was rotted and no one wanted to do it…they were gonna keep a rotted fence on the ground in our yard.
I don’t know about you, but Georgia got some bad snakes. I broke that bitch down, built a fire pit and burned it. They can marinate my family jewels if they think I’d keep a snake den in my back yard with my 6 yr old.
derAbsender@piefed.social 15 hours ago
Sarcasm on Internet Boards doesnt stay sarcastic for long
Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
Tbh I thought it was just some meme made by landlords, for landlords, with landlords, from landlords and that kind of stuff.
Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
I AM DUMB OK?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
What’s gonna happen?
derAbsender@piefed.social 8 minutes ago
Landlords won"t get… fired :-)
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
People will start believing in a flat earth and that birds aren’t real.
steveLeo@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
The tip of my schwanz, maybe
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Actually lol’d at schwanz, I haven’t heard that term in at least a decade
python@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
whaat, yall adapted that word at some point and just dropped it again?! Freaking shame, native english speakers have a very funny way of pronouncing the “sch” sound.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
May the schwanz be witchou
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 11 hours ago
Fuck the leeches.
wake@quokk.au 15 hours ago
That spelling of entrepreneur is something else.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Its a satirical “business” channel on YouTube.
wake@quokk.au 14 hours ago
Oh got it, so it’s intentional. Most of my Youtubing is about motorcycle offroad adventuring so I wasn’t aware.
Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 39 minutes ago
Being selfless is a burden?
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 33 minutes ago
Only when you’re selfish.
Come to think of it, if being selfless is a burden to you then you aren’t really selfless.
Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 28 minutes ago
I guess they don’t see the sacrifices people make for their rent money