Salamanderwizard

@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How will YOU choose⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what I can get behind. Why would a God being care if we worshipped him or not? If anything, as long as you’re a good person and try to do good, I believe they’d be like, “Cool, come on in.” I’d like to believe thar folks who are just evil and hurt others would just die. There’d be nothing after for them except emptiness and lack of all feelings.

  I’m an Atheist, but feel I have a better chance to sit and talk with “God” and get into the kingdom than someone who is a Christian and spews hate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely trying to start shit.

  But I’ll answer in a calm way.

  Why? Why would we need it? Have straights been beaten, mutilated, raped, assaulted, cursed, damned, made to feel like less than human, to be cut out of family for whom they love, to be killed for they are? Have they? If the gays rise up and start offing straight folks and putting em in camps, sure ill be pro straight.

  But the bottom line is, the world is already pro straight. You talking about it, asking about it proves it. The fact that your dad fucksd your mom and nutted in her pussy means pro straight was always there. Humans wouldn’t be here with out folks of opposite sex/gender fucking. Thr LGBT+ folks just want to love and live and be left the fuck alone.

  Do you realize, my dude, how weak this question was? No one is killing you for being straight. Go find a gay club amd tell em you’re straight, then go find a skinhead bar and tell em you’re gay. Come back and tell me which one beats you within an inch of your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything I can't remember⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which sucks cause I remember jamming to this song with my ma. It’s a good song, but god what a cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say "as sweet as canned beans"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you.

  Almost had me.

  But I see you

  And I respect the game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Southern hospitality⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… more supportive than the government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they say the left can’t meme. Ha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His message touched me. I feel no empathy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel empathy that he could have changed. Had so many times to see what he was doing was wrong and could’ve been a force for good. But choose to be evil. I feel empathy that he couldn’t see what the road he traveled would hold. How he didn’t see the harm he would bring his daughter and wife.

  But for the man himself? I wouldn’t piss on him, even if it closed up that hole he got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I love good news! Bahahahahahahaha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro. Stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just can’t. I gotta have my milk like it just came out of the fridge. One thing that I always thought was off the walls, though, was my dad would put ice in his milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No… just no. Milk has to be ice cold… Anything warmer is disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hep mak fren⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are bad, Heps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fact checker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit. I’ve fucked before and felt even more alone than I did before it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I apologize on behalf of my fellow American. Education for free or provided by the government is an alien idea to us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impressive cock too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta be joking…right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impressive cock too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard he cheated, but what else did he do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh ya, I definitely vetted em before letting them listen. It’s funny, I think of a lot of the music I was allowed to listen to growing up. I listen now and I’m like “Why would my folks let me hear this?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually just got into glass animals not to long ago. My 5 yr old loves singing their songs, which I think is one of the reason I like em.

  Are they and Coldplay in the same circles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lot of mouth diarrhea to say you’re a piece of shit who doesn’t respect your partners wishes for monogamy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do movie actors or actress keep the skills they learned? Like no one would screw with Keanu after seeing all the John Wick films? And if they did would they just be fucked from the start?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this in The Soldier’s voice. “Sun tzu said that!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elmo is on fire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess Jewish hating Nazis/Bigots can hate pedophiles too, which I can agree with… I mean, it’s like agreeing that everyone looks good in black.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mike, just cause you’re a shit parent who can’t talk to his kid, doesn’t mean you gotta make the rest of us suffer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I try to afford basic necessities⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how temu Obama is doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The roses, of course. Ow.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was wondering. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The roses, of course. Ow.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, it’s my arm today…my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be warned.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn’t count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be warned.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.