Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on Corn time 20 hours ago:
My partner is yelling at me that Jenna Marbles did this first.
She said she’s not yelling. She is just talking with a firm and direct voice.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Honestly, if someone messaged me to go die in a fire I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m a grade A asshole. You say dumb shit, I’m gonna call it out. You act better than me, I’m gonna be as scummy as you think I am.
It’s a bad habit I picked up from my mom. I’ll never forget at a whataburger the dude at the window was rude and she turned and said “Suck my dick.” The guy opened the window and said “Excuse me?” And this woman turned and said “I said suck my dick!”
But I don’t blame her being mean, she had to be honestly.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
I joined Lemmy cause Reddit kept banning me for saying Nazi should be met with a punch.
Not gonna lie. A lot of you are great. Some of you are up your own assholes and think it smells like flowers, some of you are way to sensitive, some of you are nutjobs.
But yall are okay for most part. I just wish I knew what the fuck yall were taking about most of the time. All this shit is confusing to me.
- Comment on Keep puffin, dork. 5 days ago:
Seems like a valid reason. Breastfeeding random folks on the street is what God intended.
- Comment on Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital" 1 week ago:
Good for you. And I mean that.
I don’t buy enough games to really be impacted. Bf6 and Helldivers have been the most recent. I also use bf6 and HD to play with my best friend who is 4 states away.
But like I said…I literally was playing bf1 and titanfall all the way to bf6 with no other games bought. I don’t got a lot of time. I play 1 or 2 games a year and be content with that.
But really good for you. More power to you. I’ll try to fight it in another way.
- Comment on Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital" 1 week ago:
Hell yeah. Love GOG.
But for me, while I love old games, I need my new shit lol.
Like bf6 has been a gem for me. Some bugs and bullshit, but I do like it. Which, call me stupid for this but bf6 and modern battle/war games are a bit of therapy for me. I joined the Marines, got to last week of basic training, came back from team(?) Week and was told to get my shit on the front deck or whatever. Ended up I had hep c. Paperwork fell through and it wasn’t caught till I was almost done
And grant you, I wanted to “fight for America and the people in it” since I was like 7. I was 20 just outta h.s. It tore my world apart. Had to do meds and all that. Pills and injection.
Anyways. Games like battlefield or even the more serious ones like Insurgency helped me use some of the stuff I learned on my own over the years and stuff in basic to not feel like it was all a huge waste of my life.
Tl"dr I enjoy modern fps games because they help me deal with my trauma in life.
- Comment on Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital" 1 week ago:
True, but ain’t that a bit unfair for you to say? Do you not play games? Or watch stuff?
Isn’t this a “you complain yet you live in a society.” Or whatever.
I also grew up playing games. I won’t stop. And yes, while getting fisted, I’ll complain. You wouldn’t tell someone not to scream when getting attacked.
- Comment on Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital" 1 week ago:
If the game is honestly updated with effort and hard work I will pay $80.
I clean air bnbs, houses, condos, and all that for a living. I don’t do shit for less than $100.
I get folks gotta eat. But if you want my money for your product, it better be that good dick shit. It better be high quality and ducking finished. Not this “oh here’s we got updates coming, the game is has a roadmap.”
Like motherfucker the game can’t drive it doesn’t need a road map, it’s need to be finished.
Wanna release the unfinished version? $20. But give me user support, working graphics, good multi if it’s that game, all the bells and whistles and I’ll pay $80 if you show me you goddamn actually care for the thing you are making.
Show me the love for your product/art/work and I will gladly give you money to support you for doing something you care about. And I mean even the ceos. Have some goddamn integrity and humility for fucking once.
Sorry to rant.
- Comment on Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital" 1 week ago:
No, I love fisting. But with consent.
- Comment on Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital" 1 week ago:
I just wanna say this is my opinion.
98% of the shit we deal with. Not just game shit, but everything…all boils down to these folks with power being utter rotten puss filled cunts.
Like honestly. Fuck disc. I hate em. I love digital. But fuck me. Let it be mine. Let me mod it (without cheating in it) let me play it on any console I want. Let it be my $80 of the game to do with as I want.
Like stop being such assholes. Why do these folks gotta turn into hateful cunts cause they got money or they made a game or media or whatever the fuck.
Consumers wouldn’t be as pissed if they weren’t being fisted constantly.
- Comment on Is there a reason why bullets aren't squared? Glock's are squared on the outside but shoot round bullets. Why not square, was it ever tested? Not talking about all guns just usually handhelds. 1 week ago:
Throw a block.
Then.
Throw a ball.
You tell me.
- Comment on The pinnacle of Commonwealth culture. The trifecta of kids entertainment. 🇨🇦🇦🇺🇬🇧 1 week ago:
Ah, right on them. Good kids.
(I was just kidding btw. My son is the same way
- Comment on The pinnacle of Commonwealth culture. The trifecta of kids entertainment. 🇨🇦🇦🇺🇬🇧 1 week ago:
Return em. The kids I mean.
Just drop em off outside the hospital.
Get some that appreciate a diamond tier show like Bluey.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Tomorrow after lunch, 3 o clock your ass is grass.
- Comment on How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go. 2 weeks ago:
I had hep c. Can’t be a donar.
- Comment on Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much. 2 weeks ago:
This is how wars start.
- Comment on Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much. 3 weeks ago:
Okay, well, within reason. Control man! Control!
- Comment on Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much. 3 weeks ago:
Nah. Listen to your taste buds. If you like it, you like it.
- Comment on I dropped it like it was hot. 3 weeks ago:
Then it makes even more sense! Cause the electric companies are just Trump turned into a company. Bunch of crooks.
- Comment on Help 4 weeks ago:
Right? Perfectly good shaft to deposit it…but no all over the back splash!
- Comment on Help 4 weeks ago:
My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.
- Comment on Help 4 weeks ago:
I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field no shade, mid July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well fast forward and thar hip hop fish n chicken: Philly cheesesteak is running through me.
See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There’s fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews…man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.
I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.
- Comment on I'm not like the other girls. 4 weeks ago:
How’s your day going, Taylor?
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I am nothing but a vessel for the horny.
- Comment on I'll catch you outside 5 weeks ago:
Love Praying Mantis. They are my spirit bug. 2 out of 3 of my girlfriends through life have each run on to a Mantis while we walked through a parking lot.
I’d get somewhat close and say hi to it. It would then attack them. 2 of em cheated on me. My partner now is my third and the Mantis we ran into wass chill with her and let us pick it up.
One of my favorite memories and I can’t wait to relive it when my clock is punched.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 5 weeks ago:
That’s true. Now I feel welcomed lol. You are just a ball of good vibes.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 5 weeks ago:
Hell yeah. I probably scroll past it and didn’t even know it.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 5 weeks ago:
Thank you. You saying that is plenty. Knowing stranger cares helps a lot. Plus, you made my partner laugh her ass off, too. You are an awesome opossum.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 5 weeks ago:
Fucking love you. Thank you for making laugh today. It has been hard this month.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 5 weeks ago:
What about em? I got em all
Got the brand new 2027 f-600 slut 4x4 king cab space in the back for them big loads. Top of the line suspension for a smooth ride no matter the terrain.
The sluts I have at my lot are one of a kind. No credit? No problem. Trade in your old slut for the pimp daddy discount.
(Salamanderwizard’s slut lust lot is no responsible for any STD or STI, injury, maiming, death that may occur. We are not responsible for any lose of finical or other wise from said sluts using you and swindling everything from you.)