Salamanderwizard

@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, to be fair… I use Lemmy, and i think the same thing. Which then gets the song ace of spades going in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think he meant to be hurtful or anything. I just remember it not being the most classy thing if ya get my drift. It felt very “me me me me!” I still read his comics when I see em. Everyone back then overreacted a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re gold fish. They have gold and refuse to share it with us! The loss we suffer when they won’t give up their gold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I remember he made the whole loss comic about his girlfriend at the time. They had suffered a miscarriage and he spoke about how that was “the straw to break the camels back.” He seemed to have made it more about himself than the fact that they both suffered during that. It was kinda incelish before incels were really a thing.

  I use to like, but that shit did put a bad taste in my mouth. But hopefully he has grown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every so often it's fun to go back to the retro look⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT ABOUT BUSH’S STRIPPERS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some Americans "feel ashamed" for being American even when it's not their fault?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To the point of being furious…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your childhood smells⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, awesome. Thank you, my friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your childhood smells⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Awesome. My best friend is a (and this is his words) a backwoods twink from Tennessee. Love him to death. He’s been there for me when I couldn’t even buy diapers for my kid. I am very protective of who plays with us. It’d be nice to have other friendly folks to play with us. I Will definitely check this out when I get the chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your childhood smells⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this might sound like a dumb question…but is it free of bigotry? One thing that has really kept me from joining any clan or groups of any kind is getting cool with folks only to find out they’re hateful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy shiiiiit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the classy shit I love to see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This x1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet dollars to doughnuts they look at young girls in a creepy way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should start doing this today⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Go fuck myself? Nah, buddy, go fuck yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is leader material.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile, on Facebook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s metal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there really no stupid questions?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously from what others say you are a troll.

  But can I also point out how “people disagreed with me, so I ran away!” Is such a cowards way of handling things. How can anyone grow if all you do is surround yourself with folks who only agree with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Got em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 462 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish it was on console so damn bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How will YOU choose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what I can get behind. Why would a God being care if we worshipped him or not? If anything, as long as you’re a good person and try to do good, I believe they’d be like, “Cool, come on in.” I’d like to believe thar folks who are just evil and hurt others would just die. There’d be nothing after for them except emptiness and lack of all feelings.

  I’m an Atheist, but feel I have a better chance to sit and talk with “God” and get into the kingdom than someone who is a Christian and spews hate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely trying to start shit.

  But I’ll answer in a calm way.

  Why? Why would we need it? Have straights been beaten, mutilated, raped, assaulted, cursed, damned, made to feel like less than human, to be cut out of family for whom they love, to be killed for they are? Have they? If the gays rise up and start offing straight folks and putting em in camps, sure ill be pro straight.

  But the bottom line is, the world is already pro straight. You talking about it, asking about it proves it. The fact that your dad fucksd your mom and nutted in her pussy means pro straight was always there. Humans wouldn’t be here with out folks of opposite sex/gender fucking. Thr LGBT+ folks just want to love and live and be left the fuck alone.

  Do you realize, my dude, how weak this question was? No one is killing you for being straight. Go find a gay club amd tell em you’re straight, then go find a skinhead bar and tell em you’re gay. Come back and tell me which one beats you within an inch of your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything I can't remember⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Which sucks cause I remember jamming to this song with my ma. It’s a good song, but god what a cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say "as sweet as canned beans"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you.

  Almost had me.

  But I see you

  And I respect the game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Southern hospitality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… more supportive than the government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And they say the left can’t meme. Ha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His message touched me. I feel no empathy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel empathy that he could have changed. Had so many times to see what he was doing was wrong and could’ve been a force for good. But choose to be evil. I feel empathy that he couldn’t see what the road he traveled would hold. How he didn’t see the harm he would bring his daughter and wife.

  But for the man himself? I wouldn’t piss on him, even if it closed up that hole he got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I love good news! Bahahahahahahaha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro. Stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just can’t. I gotta have my milk like it just came out of the fridge. One thing that I always thought was off the walls, though, was my dad would put ice in his milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No… just no. Milk has to be ice cold… Anything warmer is disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hep mak fren⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are bad, Heps.