Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on 95% of Lemmy would buy the album, though 8 hours ago:
He thought that throat was gonna do what it do But that throat don’t do what he wanted it to do.
- Comment on New AI Game Mash-Up Just Dropped 2 days ago:
Knuckley looks like he thinks roofies are consent.
- Comment on Please don't deny that women are obsessed with shoes 3 days ago:
I’ve almost gotten into fist fights over she’s because some guy thought it’d be a good idea to wear clean white shoes to lay sod. Never had a woman get violent over shoes
So go chew a cricket bat with this dumb statement.
- Comment on You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and... 1 week ago:
Sundried?
- Comment on You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and... 2 weeks ago:
Right? It just comes out of nowhere
- Comment on way she goes, jesus 2 weeks ago:
It’s nice that Jesus hangs with Ray after healing his legs.
- Comment on EA: Ruin Everything 2 weeks ago:
Brother/Sister, you have no idea how much 3DO’s Army men series was a part of my life.
I wish someone would remake Army men land sea and air, like a Company of Heroes clone.
I use to have 5 small crates filled with plastic soldiers. They were my life.
- Comment on EA: Ruin Everything 2 weeks ago:
I knew the name you champion. MDK1 and 2 were my favorite games besides Army men 3DO
- Comment on Holy Crap! 3 weeks ago:
Robert the cop?
More like Robert gets dropped.
Eeeeeeyyy?
- Comment on Anon gets in a limo 3 weeks ago:
BUT LEMMIES LIE. (jk jk)
- Comment on Anon gets in a limo 3 weeks ago:
Thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head.
- Comment on true story 3 weeks ago:
Ah. See. Usually it’s my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.
I’m no longer allowed at outback.
- Comment on /:€ <( Welcome to Mythbusters ) 4 weeks ago:
Ringtone and getting cucked by Haley Joel Osment/ a guy named Teddy.
- Comment on The Anonborn gets recruited 4 weeks ago:
Giants are friends. They’ll be gentle.
- Comment on /:€ <( Welcome to Mythbusters ) 4 weeks ago:
I hate that movie. Why keep him alive. Why.
- Comment on Xbox Nano Controller announced 4 weeks ago:
My sx controller got stick drift a month after getting it. I have to wiggle it like a mad man to get it to stop or my character in game will slowly move out of cover.
- Comment on He broke his head. 4 weeks ago:
Thus the rage virus was born.
- Comment on Three Cheers to the Big Air Force Anime Sword 5 weeks ago:
Refit an a-10 to drop oversized claymores on the enemies of democracy.
- Comment on Fact's! 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Fact's! 5 weeks ago:
You wanna go, mate? I’m about 1,000x your size.
- Comment on Why is Christa Pike from TN being kept alive after two failed execution attempts? 5 weeks ago:
Because the state fucked up and didn’t want to make sure the drugs they used were fresh.
Basically cause they wanted to save money. But the monkey never curls in your favor.
- Comment on 'Tis the season 5 weeks ago:
The challenge will make it more fun. How bad do the werewolves wants that butt?
- Comment on 'Tis the season 5 weeks ago:
Need a Silver buttplug.
- Comment on It's sad when so many forget the basis for our holidays and celebrations 1 month ago:
No, he actually fucked a pumpkin and because it was so good the pumpkin came to life with a smile.
The candle represents the Holy seed he deposited in the pumpkin.
- Comment on Addict 1 month ago:
Some folks got that dog in em, and some folks like IBC.
- Comment on The final frontier? 1 month ago:
I hate that I laughed. Goddamnit.
- Comment on The final frontier? 1 month ago:
Won’t get me to say that abbreviation out loud.
- Comment on Anon reflects on a mistake 1 month ago:
Live for the thrill, let the weak perish.
- Comment on as good as new 1 month ago:
Alive n kickin. Could complain but wouldn’t do me any good.
Glad you’re doing good, even with the weirdness. Which I totally get, I’ve been stuck in a limbo of trying to get moved but being swamped with so much work I don’t got the time or energy to pack.
- Comment on as good as new 1 month ago:
Goddamn right.
Good to see you Ymca! How you been?
