Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just to get this straight. If I stand outside a voting center and give each person 500 bucks to vote for me. That is illegal? But if I am a Dipshit In Chief and offer 5k that is 100 percent legal? 2 hours ago:
Not if you’re a Dem. Saw Maga groups outside our local voting polls last election. They were cooking and handing out water.
- Comment on Donald Trump telling everyone they're gonna get "lots and lots of money" if they vote for his party 22 hours ago:
I love that dude. He is salt of the Earth. I hope the universe holds a special place for folks like him.
- Comment on Life 1 day ago:
You are a very kind person. I’ve had a few good interactions with you and I have enjoyed them all.
Thank you for being who you are. Not many folks are like that. I hope nothing but goods for you and yours.
- Comment on Quitting Lemmy 1 day ago:
Dude. I get downvoted for saying stupid shit. I’ve stayed. Folks here are decent. They’ll forgive and forget as long as you try. Don’t leave for such a self pity reason.
There’s good folks here.
- Comment on Life 1 day ago:
Oh damn. I have seen shadows dart across.
The hardest was seeing a blurry image of my little baby princess cat Mable. She had passed during Christmas and it was a week after. I just couldn’t sleep. Blaming myself for not knowing she was sick or the way she got sick could’ve been prevented.
I was 33, in a vets office, letting our wails of sorrow and pain. On my knees begging a God I don’t believe in to save a cat I stole from it’s abusive owners.
So I was distraught for a while. I’m even tearing up typing this.
I saw her out the corner of my eye and heard her little chirps she would do to greet me when I got home. I turned my head so quickly and went "Mable!?’ Then it hit me…she wasn’t there. She was gone and I’d never see her again.
It haunts me to this day and I feel, honest to the Universe, that I hear her in other rooms and see her run by the corner of my eye.
I’d be lying if I said sometimes I hope the hallucinating would get to a point to see her fully and tell her how sorry I am I failed her and how I wish I wouldn’t have been so busy being a father and a husband that I could have seen she needed me. To tell her that she her little cat life left such an impact on me that I choose to confront life with more kindness and love, just like she would do.
Ugh sorry. Got emotional there.
- Comment on Life 1 day ago:
I was at a house cleaning (my partner and I clean airbnbs)
It’s a big house in between Valdosta and Hahira GA. They called it the Morven House.
maps.app.goo.gl/WStvQFQyBQEtBiLa9
That’s the house, to give an idea of how in the woods I was. It was 2 story house with a huge master bed and bath, huge family room and huge kitchen. With 3 bedrooms and a fullbath up stairs. The outside was woods with a river in the back.
This was about 12 at night (car didn’t have ac at the time, so I drove it at night)
My partner usually works with me, but she had been working really hard so I was by myself.
Around 2 am, I was mopping the master bath. When I heard what I thought was someone running up stairs. The lights were off up there, as I had just finished cleaning it.
I stopped, waited. Didn’t hear anything, got back to listening to Distractible. That’s when I heard it again.
Now, I’m not a little bitch. Human or Demon, you best be ready for objects to be flung at you and fist to ignite you. I am as mean as Satan’s spit. So, with a piece of rebar I keep on my cleaning kit (yes crazy, but no one fucks with a man with a 12 in rebar in his hand) I went up and said "anyone here, this is your only chance to leave. Other wise I will kill you.
Which sounds crazy, but I know what humans are capable of. My mom was almost kidnapped by a group of men on her way home from working at the 7/11 in Tampa.
And if you are in my house or place.of work when you aren’t suppose to be, I assume the worst.
I get up there a flick the lights on. Checked each room. Nobody. As I left the last room, and started towards the stairs that’s when it got bad.
Suddenly I heard feet. Big feet. And felt it. It felt like someone big like Andrea the Giant big was bull rushing me from behind. My brain screamed, my body tensed, and I swung around rebar up and ready to bop a mudder.
I was left looking down a pitch black hallway. I stood there for what felt like forever but was just a couple of minutes. Finished up with no podcast or music and left so quickly.
The creepiest part was going to get in the car. Pitch black woods with no lights.
- Comment on Donald Trump telling everyone they're gonna get "lots and lots of money" if they vote for his party 1 day ago:
President Camocho wouldn’t rape kids.
Get his goddamn image out of your meme.
- Comment on I know they fit 1 day ago:
I’m not even gonna make a pun. I love Tool. One of my favorite bands.
My song sings all their songs with me in the car.
- Comment on This one time, at band camp... 1 day ago:
Is it…edible?
Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Life 1 day ago:
Best for me was Apex. Went to revive my buddy. Fell asleep. Ran straight past him and off an edge. Woke up to “wtf G wtf G!” (tag starts with G)
- Comment on Boy Breakfast 1 day ago:
Dear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar!
Game over, man! Game over!
- Comment on Life 2 days ago:
It comes and goes for me. Some nights I’ll just be up not matter what. Fell asleep flying a plane in battlefield 1. Was a “oh fuck! Ground!” When I came to and saw myself plummeting towards a desert floor.
- Comment on Life 2 days ago:
Have you tried not sleeping? I get insomnia. I have stayed up 4 days in a row with back to back work.
It’s thrilling.
- Comment on Boy Breakfast 2 days ago:
It being in the pig. Gotta eat straight from the source.
- Comment on Boy Breakfast 2 days ago:
That’s not where I saw this going. Ha
- Comment on When she French kisses you immediately after you bust a load in her mouth 3 days ago:
Hot.
Listen, if you are willing to swallow my load then I’m willing to snowball it with you.
We balling, we snowballing.
- Comment on Special Treats 5 days ago:
I fear humans like you.
- Comment on Special Treats 5 days ago:
Some of you are sinners who can’t be redeemed.
- Comment on Is it time for eggposting 🥚 1 week ago:
Them and the Chicken-yakuza. So many peck jobs have really hindered the Egg n Chicken industry.
- Comment on Is it time for eggposting 🥚 1 week ago:
The egg mafia is why.
- Comment on The Bane Of My Existence 1 week ago:
Eh, just hits me different.
- Comment on The Bane Of My Existence 1 week ago:
The feeling of that against metal though…I just…ugh…my skin crawls.
- Comment on Wrong number 1 week ago:
This is a great breakdown of it.
- Comment on Channel 5 News in Iran 1 week ago:
What a dumb responses. I just wanted to know if it felt like he had changed. Gfys.
- Comment on Channel 5 News in Iran 1 week ago:
Damn dude. I was just asking a goddamn question. Don’t rupture your stomach by fisting yourself so hard.
- Comment on Channel 5 News in Iran 1 week ago:
Callaghan’s ResponseInitial Legal Statement: Early on, a legal representative issued a statement via Variety stating that Callaghan was devastated by the accusations of coercion, emphasizing that dynamics are complex and noting that “repeated requests for money” should not be part of consent conversations.Video Apology: Callaghan later posted a nearly five-minute video apology admitting to a pattern of “sex pest behavior”, stating he was in shock and denial initially.Treatment and Rehabilitation: He announced plans to enter professional therapy and join a 12-step program for alcoholism, acknowledging he did not properly understand enthusiastic, two-way consent
- Comment on Channel 5 News in Iran 1 week ago:
He admitted to it basically. Saying he went to therapy for it. Did you even bother to look?
- Comment on Channel 5 News in Iran 1 week ago:
Didn’t he get in trouble for sexual harassment? I’m not trying to be an dick. I just remember he got in trouble for trying to use his position as a way to get women to di sexual things for him.
If I missed something, my bad.
- Comment on Channel 5 News in Iran 1 week ago:
After the whole messy situation with him…has he shown he is changed or?
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
I just say “What?” Firm but kind. Unless you are yanking on the door then it’s “WHAT?”