Salamanderwizard

@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meirl⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This. I do this and it has saved me from folks who said “fuck it.” And ran the red.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sausage party is such a fun movie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This your sandwich when it talks to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You both agree that you made a mistake. Now it's time to correct it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s this? “You made the mistake,” Biz, pal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90's throwback⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A product of his environment⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can never catch a break, can we?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A product of his environment⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  HOA are bullshit, but the folks who actually use em to cause problems for their neighbors are a different kind of scum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s cause they care about ya and want you to want them. They already raw dogged us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The evil is...resident⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait really? Well damn, but I get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Them bitches let ya know if you were getting a text. Loved that shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨works every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking ha!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She is a dangerous type of white person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jealousy, turning saints into the sea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How did it end up like this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did I miss something? Is YouTube down?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhhhh sure?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro. That last part would have me livid. I can feel my blood boiling from that. I have made trips across states with only enough money for gas to get where I needed to be…if Google had did something like that to me during those times I’d be fucked without a paddle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I see they have 1 show happening in April. Dude, that would’ve been awesome to see. I saw Tech n9ne in ATL. Only had $100 1 joint and some sandwiches. Had a blast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah. They are one of the many.bands/groups that got me through so much. I’m ready to see them live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s nice to see more folks seeing the cooler side of them. They are great folks, even fans are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.

  They also helped a few folks get their break. I believe Tech n9ne worked with them for a good minute. Another is Twiztid. They have a lot of those juggalo themed songs, but also some really deep ones. I always recommend “twiztid ldlha ibcsywa” to show how deep these dudes can get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First dates⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ^this guy eggsacs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Duality of Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself.

  I’m joking.

  Just stirring the shit a little.

  I’m sure m.h is fun for lots of folks just wasn’t my cup of tea. I’m a simple man, i like my rts and fps…with a dash of rpg. I couldn’t appreciate the beauty of m.h

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Duality of Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I found Monster Hunter boring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First dates⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you are a person of culture as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets an exotic pet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus fucking wept.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bushes were people 🤯⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha, but no. A gaming clan. I already got enough family that’s hateful…I wouldn’t want anything to do with the klan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bushes were people 🤯⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re talking out of your ass. I get our football might not be your taste, but a lot of folks from all over the world do like it. I was in a clan where a lot of folks outside of U.S were in. We had a channel set up on teamspeak that would make a sub channel when the superbowl was on. Had some Swedish, folks Brazil, and even 1 Japanese dude.

  It was a good way for us all to come together and have fun over something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twice the rejection⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A tragic tale of a son who gets no tail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you have a mouth the scream in the off chance you might want to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Witnesses say they saw you with your arms crossed as you plowed into the building.”

  “Officer, I had my knees on the wheel. This was clearly the fault of a car malfunction.”

  I get ya, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So take both hands off the steering wheel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mom?