Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on Southern hospitality 1 week ago:
I mean… more supportive than the government.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
And they say the left can’t meme. Ha!
- Comment on His message touched me. I feel no empathy 2 weeks ago:
I feel empathy that he could have changed. Had so many times to see what he was doing was wrong and could’ve been a force for good. But choose to be evil. I feel empathy that he couldn’t see what the road he traveled would hold. How he didn’t see the harm he would bring his daughter and wife.
But for the man himself? I wouldn’t piss on him, even if it closed up that hole he got.
- Comment on if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead? 2 weeks ago:
Man, I love good news! Bahahahahahahaha!
- Comment on breakfast 2 weeks ago:
Bro. Stop.
- Comment on breakfast 3 weeks ago:
I just can’t. I gotta have my milk like it just came out of the fridge. One thing that I always thought was off the walls, though, was my dad would put ice in his milk.
- Comment on breakfast 3 weeks ago:
No… just no. Milk has to be ice cold… Anything warmer is disgusting.
- Comment on Hep mak fren 4 weeks ago:
Y’all are bad, Heps.
- Comment on Anon is a fact checker 4 weeks ago:
Shit. I’ve fucked before and felt even more alone than I did before it.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I apologize on behalf of my fellow American. Education for free or provided by the government is an alien idea to us.
- Comment on Impressive cock too 5 weeks ago:
You gotta be joking…right?
- Comment on Impressive cock too 5 weeks ago:
I heard he cheated, but what else did he do?
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 2 months ago:
Oh ya, I definitely vetted em before letting them listen. It’s funny, I think of a lot of the music I was allowed to listen to growing up. I listen now and I’m like “Why would my folks let me hear this?”
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 2 months ago:
I actually just got into glass animals not to long ago. My 5 yr old loves singing their songs, which I think is one of the reason I like em.
Are they and Coldplay in the same circles?
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 2 months ago:
Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.
/s
- Comment on Gallium 2 months ago:
That’s a lot of mouth diarrhea to say you’re a piece of shit who doesn’t respect your partners wishes for monogamy.
- Comment on Do movie actors or actress keep the skills they learned? Like no one would screw with Keanu after seeing all the John Wick films? And if they did would they just be fucked from the start? 2 months ago:
I read this in The Soldier’s voice. “Sun tzu said that!”
- Comment on Elmo is on fire 2 months ago:
I guess Jewish hating Nazis/Bigots can hate pedophiles too, which I can agree with… I mean, it’s like agreeing that everyone looks good in black.
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 2 months ago:
Mike, just cause you’re a shit parent who can’t talk to his kid, doesn’t mean you gotta make the rest of us suffer.
- Comment on MFW I try to afford basic necessities 2 months ago:
I wonder how temu Obama is doing.
- Comment on The roses, of course. Ow. 3 months ago:
I was wondering. Thank you.
- Comment on The roses, of course. Ow. 3 months ago:
Actually, it’s my arm today…my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.
- Comment on Be warned. 3 months ago:
Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn’t count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.
- Comment on Be warned. 3 months ago:
Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.