Salamanderwizard

@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I just can’t. I gotta have my milk like it just came out of the fridge. One thing that I always thought was off the walls, though, was my dad would put ice in his milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  No… just no. Milk has to be ice cold… Anything warmer is disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hep mak fren⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are bad, Heps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fact checker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit. I’ve fucked before and felt even more alone than I did before it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I apologize on behalf of my fellow American. Education for free or provided by the government is an alien idea to us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impressive cock too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta be joking…right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impressive cock too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard he cheated, but what else did he do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh ya, I definitely vetted em before letting them listen. It’s funny, I think of a lot of the music I was allowed to listen to growing up. I listen now and I’m like “Why would my folks let me hear this?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually just got into glass animals not to long ago. My 5 yr old loves singing their songs, which I think is one of the reason I like em.

  Are they and Coldplay in the same circles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lot of mouth diarrhea to say you’re a piece of shit who doesn’t respect your partners wishes for monogamy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do movie actors or actress keep the skills they learned? Like no one would screw with Keanu after seeing all the John Wick films? And if they did would they just be fucked from the start?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this in The Soldier’s voice. “Sun tzu said that!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elmo is on fire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess Jewish hating Nazis/Bigots can hate pedophiles too, which I can agree with… I mean, it’s like agreeing that everyone looks good in black.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mike, just cause you’re a shit parent who can’t talk to his kid, doesn’t mean you gotta make the rest of us suffer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I try to afford basic necessities⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how temu Obama is doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The roses, of course. Ow.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was wondering. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The roses, of course. Ow.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, it’s my arm today…my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be warned.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn’t count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be warned.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.