Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on when my ex's dad told him this, this is unironically what i thought about 2 weeks ago:
Man lucky you are a!
- Comment on wish i wasn't 3 15 years ago 2 weeks ago:
Haha get fucked old person…oh wait…
Fuck…
- Comment on got denied during a threesome😩they said this is a strict limit 2 weeks ago:
That’s my partner. I mean, I’m fine with fooling around with another dude, so it’s no big deal. But boy, does she wants to see me either be the top or be the bottom. It’s like one of her biggest request besides pegging me.
- Comment on why am i like this 2 weeks ago:
<3 Anything for you, bae.
- Comment on why am i like this 2 weeks ago:
It’s cause your a dumb fucking slut. We all are.
- Comment on sundress with no bra or panties on in Phu Quoc >>>> 2 weeks ago:
That’s my president.
- Comment on Lincoln wrote he loved to relax while sitting on his porch and smoking that sweet help. Back in those days how potent was it? Is there anything to compare it to today? 2 weeks ago:
It’s the chase that brings out that smooth menthol flavor.
- Comment on susjay 2 weeks ago:
I always took the Bible as a lot or bullshit, but I never really gave any thoughts to scholars picking it apart. That’s pretty cool to think about.
- Comment on susjay 2 weeks ago:
Shit I’m just learning. I’m not even bisexual bisexual. Someone on another post mentioned it.
I am attracted to men, but I can’t see myself being in a romantic relationship with one. It’s not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s just not what I have in mind or plan to.
Which in turn has made me realize that it is all so completely complicated that trying to make sense of it all is just bullshit. Be happy and kind. Harm no one and protect those who can’t protect themselves. But just be happy. That’s all that matters.
- Comment on susjay 2 weeks ago:
It feels like everyone forgets that’s an option. I can like pie and cake the same!
- Comment on I'm good, thanks! 2 weeks ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on I'm good, thanks! 2 weeks ago:
I hate to give this a quick reply but all.i can say is
Thank you my friend. I really appreciate you and your kind words. I can atleast take pride in myself that I know my weak points and I’m not afraid to use tools to overcome them, whatever those tools may be at the time.
Your words were true and kind. I’m glad people like you exist in the world we live in. This is why I love chatting on forums. I may see alot of mean folks, but there’s always a good hearted person like you. Thank you.
- Comment on I'm good, thanks! 2 weeks ago:
It fucked me pretty bad. I am still to this day having trouble with things I should’ve learned in school. It set a person like me way back. I’m embarrassed anytime I’m asked to do quick math or something. I’m not an idiot. I just move slow when thinking about things like that.
- Comment on I'm good, thanks! 2 weeks ago:
This is just from my experience as a kid… but it looks like characters from a private school learning book. I went to a Christian school that set us up in cubicles with these books. We were basically told to face into our little boxes and read the books to learn. The teacher (a pastor) would walk by to “help,” but honestly, he only ever gave attention to the smart girls or the athletic boys. None of the undesirable were worth the time.
But the books where so fucking stupid and preachy. Every page and everything was a deep throat of Christianity.
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
What? No? My partner and I (before any of you judge we’re adults and responsible) got a bit of molly last week and had sex from like 2 am to 7 am. (Water and snack breaks obv).but if I had called that an orgy she would’ve laughed her self dry!
- Comment on I might shit my pants just a little if I saw this 3 weeks ago:
I hope a 1,000 yrs from now this same finger rock resurfaces on the interwebs 6.6.0.6 and scares the crap outta some cyberpunk kids.
- Comment on I am touched that they care about me 3 weeks ago:
Who?
- Comment on Gee willikers, hey Craig! 3 weeks ago:
Don’t be mad y’all can’t come up with fly af greetings like that.
Those greetings were a traded for our rhythm centuries ago.
- Comment on Just a little hit is what I need 3 weeks ago:
Shit is that the Uncle Ben’s strain?
- Comment on A little added bass to that song 3 weeks ago:
Goddamnit.
- Comment on Take a little trip 3 weeks ago:
I believe he’s chill unless you diss him.
- Comment on A little added bass to that song 3 weeks ago:
throws holy water at you no.
- Comment on Hay there 3 weeks ago:
I got to 2:55. I’m…hmmm…I mean it’s… I’m trying to say something. But…my brain. Is just not working. She is artistic. Also respect to the limp bizkit sound bite or whatever it’s called. Say what ya want, but I grew up on the bizkit.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 4 weeks ago:
Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 4 weeks ago:
I mean, brother. Your story is confusing.
This is what I’m reading and please don’t get mad at me
- You found a hookup on Craig
- She asked you to shave “down there” Now I’m no scientist or English scholar, but down there to means your pubic area, your dick balls and or ass and asshole.
- You got a cut while shaving (rookie move bro, gotta use good cream and take it easy.)
- You had sex
- You went to work at a ranch around horse shit. Even if you didn’t get it directly on your private area, I’m sure it was on your pants. Which shit is wet and will soak through.
- You didn’t fully clean yourself or sanitize your cut after a job like that. Hell if I have a cut on my private area I put alcohol on it even if I haven’t done anything that day. You know how sweaty our balls get bro? C’mon this is shit I learned in high-school when I got my first basically rash cause I sweated so much from football. I keep my shit dry and clean now.
- You got an infection and went to doctors who then told you what caused it. But either it was a spider bite, the horse shit or the sex with the person? Which the later one, the sex, doesn’t seem like it to me.
It’s kinda confusing as to what happened to you my friend. Maybe try reexplaining it?
- Comment on No cap Fr Fr 4 weeks ago:
From what I’m told, yea, she was.
- Comment on No cap Fr Fr 4 weeks ago:
My partner had a great Aunt who actually died at the Jonestown thing.
- Comment on Everyone else goes to hell 4 weeks ago:
Cause most folks don’t talk things out and figure out the rules of their relationship. Most folks will force themselves to be with someone they aren’t compatible with and then get upset when they are fullfilled.
- Comment on Wasted potential. 4 weeks ago:
Thanks, brother. I appreciate it so much. You got no idea. I definitely do. My partner, her and my son are the reasons I stopped myself and took control of it. We figured I am probably bipolar. We’ve taken steps to fight it. Knowing when I am having a mood swing, and stuff like that. She also calls me out on my bullshit. Like when I into the mindset that everyone is against me etc etc. I got very lucky to have a partner whose smart enough to see I’m not just a rage monster. It’s helped me learn to be open with my feelings without exploding.
Thanks brother for the kind words. This is why I love forums like this. I find some of the kindest people on em. I always feel so lucky to be able to talk to folks like you.
- Comment on Wasted potential. 4 weeks ago:
That’s awesome. Ya, that’s how it was for me. That and talking to folks on forums that were more liberal. It’s funny how much we can change when we don’t put ourselves in boxes.
Jazz? I been trying to get into that, haven’t found what I like. You know Cowboy bebop? I don’t know if the intro song counts as jazz, but I think I’m leaning more to liking that. Especially for gaming. I’ve been listening to it when playing bf6, seems I can focus better.
And ya, Nashville country…eh…I like a few, mainly cause it was a song I heard growing up, but definitely wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to. My dad was the type to listen to that really really old country music. Bleh! I mean, it’s okay just not my taste.