Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much. 7 hours ago:
This is how wars start.
- Comment on Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much. 1 day ago:
Okay, well, within reason. Control man! Control!
- Comment on Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much. 2 days ago:
Nah. Listen to your taste buds. If you like it, you like it.
- Comment on I dropped it like it was hot. 1 week ago:
Then it makes even more sense! Cause the electric companies are just Trump turned into a company. Bunch of crooks.
- Comment on Help 1 week ago:
Right? Perfectly good shaft to deposit it…but no all over the back splash!
- Comment on Help 1 week ago:
My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.
- Comment on Help 1 week ago:
I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field no shade, mid July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well fast forward and thar hip hop fish n chicken: Philly cheesesteak is running through me.
See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There’s fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews…man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.
I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.
- Comment on I'm not like the other girls. 1 week ago:
How’s your day going, Taylor?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I am nothing but a vessel for the horny.
- Comment on I'll catch you outside 2 weeks ago:
Love Praying Mantis. They are my spirit bug. 2 out of 3 of my girlfriends through life have each run on to a Mantis while we walked through a parking lot.
I’d get somewhat close and say hi to it. It would then attack them. 2 of em cheated on me. My partner now is my third and the Mantis we ran into wass chill with her and let us pick it up.
One of my favorite memories and I can’t wait to relive it when my clock is punched.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 2 weeks ago:
That’s true. Now I feel welcomed lol. You are just a ball of good vibes.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 2 weeks ago:
Hell yeah. I probably scroll past it and didn’t even know it.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 2 weeks ago:
Thank you. You saying that is plenty. Knowing stranger cares helps a lot. Plus, you made my partner laugh her ass off, too. You are an awesome opossum.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 2 weeks ago:
Fucking love you. Thank you for making laugh today. It has been hard this month.
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 2 weeks ago:
What about em? I got em all
Got the brand new 2027 f-600 slut 4x4 king cab space in the back for them big loads. Top of the line suspension for a smooth ride no matter the terrain.
The sluts I have at my lot are one of a kind. No credit? No problem. Trade in your old slut for the pimp daddy discount.
(Salamanderwizard’s slut lust lot is no responsible for any STD or STI, injury, maiming, death that may occur. We are not responsible for any lose of finical or other wise from said sluts using you and swindling everything from you.)
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 2 weeks ago:
Lost me on that one. Oglaf is a good comic haven’t read it in a few years. Still going?
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 2 weeks ago:
It’s 12 pm. Do you know where your slut is?
- Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even 2 weeks ago:
Got a problem with sluts, buddy?
- Comment on In France, to slow down traffic, they have these fake children by the side of the road 2 weeks ago:
The French are weird looking. (I’m jking)
- Comment on Why do supposedly dentist have a higher suicide rate than others? Also is it worse in the Pacific North West where depressing weather is always going on even higher there? 4 weeks ago:
Thank you.
- Comment on Why do supposedly dentist have a higher suicide rate than others? Also is it worse in the Pacific North West where depressing weather is always going on even higher there? 4 weeks ago:
Not to sound dumb, but what is S.A.D?
- Comment on A real friend keeps you on the straight and narrow. 1 month ago:
It’s okay to have boundaries.
- Comment on Gold 1 month ago:
On all that is Holy. That would be a helluvah strong astronaut name. I’d be like, “That’s my astronaut.”
- Comment on Doomer 1 month ago:
Ew
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Man lucky you are a!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Haha get fucked old person…oh wait…
Fuck…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
That’s my partner. I mean, I’m fine with fooling around with another dude, so it’s no big deal. But boy, does she wants to see me either be the top or be the bottom. It’s like one of her biggest request besides pegging me.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
<3 Anything for you, bae.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
It’s cause your a dumb fucking slut. We all are.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
That’s my president.