Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on Did I miss something? Is YouTube down? 11 hours ago:
It’s down.
- Comment on Uhhhh sure? 16 hours ago:
Bro. That last part would have me livid. I can feel my blood boiling from that. I have made trips across states with only enough money for gas to get where I needed to be…if Google had did something like that to me during those times I’d be fucked without a paddle.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 1 day ago:
From what I see they have 1 show happening in April. Dude, that would’ve been awesome to see. I saw Tech n9ne in ATL. Only had $100 1 joint and some sandwiches. Had a blast.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 1 day ago:
Hell yeah. They are one of the many.bands/groups that got me through so much. I’m ready to see them live.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 1 day ago:
It’s nice to see more folks seeing the cooler side of them. They are great folks, even fans are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.
They also helped a few folks get their break. I believe Tech n9ne worked with them for a good minute. Another is Twiztid. They have a lot of those juggalo themed songs, but also some really deep ones. I always recommend “twiztid ldlha ibcsywa” to show how deep these dudes can get.
- Comment on First dates 2 days ago:
^this guy eggsacs.
- Comment on The Duality of Lemmy 3 days ago:
Speak for yourself.
I’m joking.
Just stirring the shit a little.
I’m sure m.h is fun for lots of folks just wasn’t my cup of tea. I’m a simple man, i like my rts and fps…with a dash of rpg. I couldn’t appreciate the beauty of m.h
- Comment on The Duality of Lemmy 3 days ago:
I found Monster Hunter boring.
- Comment on First dates 3 days ago:
Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.
- Comment on A succulent meal 4 days ago:
I see you are a person of culture as well.
- Comment on Anon gets an exotic pet 1 week ago:
Jesus fucking wept.
- Comment on The bushes were people 🤯 1 week ago:
Ha, but no. A gaming clan. I already got enough family that’s hateful…I wouldn’t want anything to do with the klan.
- Comment on The bushes were people 🤯 1 week ago:
You’re talking out of your ass. I get our football might not be your taste, but a lot of folks from all over the world do like it. I was in a clan where a lot of folks outside of U.S were in. We had a channel set up on teamspeak that would make a sub channel when the superbowl was on. Had some Swedish, folks Brazil, and even 1 Japanese dude.
It was a good way for us all to come together and have fun over something.
- Comment on Twice the rejection 1 week ago:
A tragic tale of a son who gets no tail.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
Do you have a mouth the scream in the off chance you might want to?
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
“Witnesses say they saw you with your arms crossed as you plowed into the building.”
“Officer, I had my knees on the wheel. This was clearly the fault of a car malfunction.”
I get ya, though.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
So take both hands off the steering wheel?
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
Mom?
- Comment on Markiplier Situation is Sad (originally posted by Dolan Darkest on YouTube on February 2nd, 2026) 2 weeks ago:
My partner and I are celebrating 10 yrs together today. We’re planning on seeing it tonight. I’m excited. We loved Edge of Sleep. It had a bit of a youtubish vibe in some ways, but the idea and seeing it playout was awesome. Even listened to it when it was a podcast. As well as In space. Got stoned and watched/played that. You can see the love and care he has for his stuff and the folks who play a role in it.
So I have no doubt we’ll enjoy Iron Lung. Also, can I acknowledge how much of a good feeling it must be to have a not just any youtuber, but one of the top dogs make a full length movie outta of a small little indie game you made?
- Comment on Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever 2 weeks ago:
I can handle jumping spiders. I even capture wolf spiders that come into my house and let them back outside. (I heard wolf spiders eat the more meaner spiders.)
All others can fudge right off.
- Comment on Markiplier Situation is Sad (originally posted by Dolan Darkest on YouTube on February 2nd, 2026) 2 weeks ago:
I’ll have to watch this later. But I will say I’ve been a fan of Mark sense octodad and Soma. I know he was over the top back in the day and still is sometimes. I will says though, the dude cares about what he does and doesn’t like to half ass it.
Listening to him talk about the movie on Distractible, he has put his heart into it. I’ve seen things saying it’s a slow burn movie, and blah blah. But the man used his money to do it. He put effort into and even if it’s not a Grammy winning movie, I know at least there was heart and soul put into it. That’s saying more than a lot of crap pumped out today.
- Comment on Your GF has always wanted to know the answer 3 weeks ago:
The Venture Bros taught me the power of dabbing it. And if all else fails, try mounting the hand dryer.
- Comment on Does your boss even love you if he doesn't portray himself as the big minion and you as a baby minion? 3 weeks ago:
I fucking envy them.
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 3 weeks ago:
All I see is a group of Nazis making themselves easy to be targeted by a molly.
- Comment on Black Influencer says Black People Deserved To Be Called What They Are, thoughts? 3 weeks ago:
102% with a 2% margin for error.
- Comment on The toys were accurate 3 weeks ago:
God’s a comedian. The problem is that he’s only funny to himself.
- Comment on Might as well be the same thing 3 weeks ago:
Fair enough. I have had an ex who was into the leg locking thing and saying things along those lines. I’m honestly very lucky to only have 1 kid.
- Comment on Might as well be the same thing 3 weeks ago:
True. But like right out the gate? Never talked to the person before? I can spit game when I want, but I’ll tell ya there’s just some folks who got a unnatural ability to know what to say.
- Comment on Might as well be the same thing 3 weeks ago:
It’s crazy that I have seen dudes use those words as a pick-up line. It’s even crazier I have seen it work.
- Comment on Time traveler 3 weeks ago:
I think I replied to the wrong person. I got confused by the diddler comment. I was wondering if Bowie had SA someone.