President Camocho wouldn’t rape kids.
Get his goddamn image out of your meme.
Donald Trump telling everyone they're gonna get "lots and lots of money" if they vote for his party
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In fact it’s quite the opposite. Terry is a former NFL player who looks like he could break all your bones with a shout, and even he was nervous about backlash but spoke out against unwanted contact after being groped. President Camacho would empty a machine gun into big orange’s face
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love that dude. He is salt of the Earth. I hope the universe holds a special place for folks like him.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
President Camacho was far more qualified to be a leader than the sack of vomit you lot decided to elect twice.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Seriously, this is slander to a great man. Camacho not only seeks out the most qualified person he can find, he willingly steps aside to let him lead when he’s proved right.
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 weeks ago
He also accepted in front of Congress that things are fucked up now due to lack of food. This level of honesty is rare in politics.
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Never underestimate the power of moronsbin large amounts.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Trump never pays his bills, so, ya, good luck with that.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Surely everyone can see this is a lie? And if it isn’t, then it’s got to be illegally paying for votes. I can just see the SC ruling - ‘everyone should have known he was lying, so it doesn’t count as corruption’
DokPsy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think they’ve made very clear that they use the Nixon rule. If the president does it, it’s not illegal
bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
We are way past that, we are on to the might makes right rule.
Who is going to stop them? That is the only question that matters to these super-villain gangsters that seized control of the US.
I was hoping at least for like a Scorpio type from the simpsons when that happened, but there is still time.
elbucho@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a clear violation of 18 USC 597: www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597
Couple of interesting things about this: this covers both the supply side and the demand side of the bribe economy; it’s illegal to offer the bribe, and illegal to accept it. Both are punishable for up to 2 years imprisonment per count. So if the US actually were a nation of laws, that would mean approximately 360 million years of prison for the fat orange traitor, and up to 2 years in prison for everybody who votes Republican thinking they’re going to get $5,000 for it.
starik@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Yeah, even MAGA isn’t buying this one. It just reminds them of the promised $2000 DOGE checks they never saw.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
wasn’t there supposed to be tariff checks as well?
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Surely everyone can see this is a lie?
It works very similarly to those “Nigerian Prince” scam emails, where most people notice the spelling and grammatical errors and just don’t engage, but the dumbest among us slip through the filter and go right ahead and send that check for $10,000 with the utmost confidence that they’ll be sent back a check for $15,000…
Yew@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why does it need to be a lie? It conveniently is more money than anyone on SSI is supposed to have in their bank account, conveniently kicking everyone off that program for having too much money.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That character was infinitely smarter than trump though.
bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Infinitely of better character. Comancho didn’t know any better. And he learned better.
This president is a complete piece of shit by character. Not a fraction of a percent of goodness in him. Doesn’t even like dogs. His redeeming quality is his arrogance and stupidity that leaves him unable to achieve his callous goals.
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s already my money, asshole, where do you think it came from in the first place?
Also, I’d rather have healthcare for all and robust social safety nets, which are far more valuable than a paltry one time 5k payment that he’ll weasel out of.
kathythegiant@lemmy.pleasestopfaxing.social 2 weeks ago
Just doing some quick napkin math, the $5k payouts would cost around $1.25 trillion, pretty much guarantee at least 4 more years of no Medicare for All, and lead to absolutely no systemic change. M4A is estimated to cost anywhere from $2.5-$3 trillion per year. So yeah, he’s almost certainly lying but also even if not it’s a huge bargain for the oligarch class.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Who wants to bet he pulled that number out of his ass, without checking with anyone, or looking into if they even can?
Napster153@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bromacho may not have had high IQ but he was no fool. Dude had the presence of mind and the self-awareness to find solutions.
Comacho was representative of the best of those in his times. He should be honored and respected as wise.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
He literally listened to smart people. He surpassed Trump when it comes to IQ.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Everyone in Idiocracy has an IQ higher than trump’s
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Alright, I’ve officially seen too many Idiocracy references, into Jellyfin it goes.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a horrible, dumb movie. But knowing that, it’s a great time.
maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I forgot how rich with early 2000s humor that movie had. Did not age well with a couple of scenes.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
A pimp’s love is much different than that of a square . . .
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I trust Terry. I’m going in
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Isn’t it illegal to buy votes? Not that they would care.
CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sure is. On top of that, he will not be held responsible for it at all. It doesn’t matter who is in power.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Very. The entire Republican party is a disgrace for allowing this.
pticrix@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
But… giving everyone free money, that’s COMMUNISM!
The Red TACO strikes again, mimicking his role model : Kim Jong-Un.danc4498@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And Mexico is gonna pay for it!!!
bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Man what I would give for a Comancho ticket in 2028. We couldn’t ask for better at this point.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Republicans have been promising this since Reagan.
Nothing new.
I’m sure we’ll all be rich any day now.
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
no shit it’s a crime to offer money to vote for their party: www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If this works as a bribe, a judge strikes it down after the event and world continues.
legacy_warrior_104@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You made me use Twitter Search for the original post because I genuinely didn’t believe this.
This is what I found: twitee.co/foxnews/status/2097872390076141726
So… apparently it’s real.
duco232@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
‘But… we voted for no handouts for the poor’
MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Lots of money without numbers sound like scam, also even if you got lots of money , it doesn’t matter when your expense are sky high through the atmosphere with plenty of debt behind.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
they even had bessenet to repeat the lie, just in case trumps wasnt working.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Stop boosting this eugenicist pro rich movie I hate saying this every month.
hamsamrich@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh I like money!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I fear too many Americans will have this reaction.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
So he is now a socialist? Mandani must be laughing his ass off after seeing this 🤣
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So no money for Medicaid or Medicare, no money for like things that actually fucking matter how t when it comes to a mass bribe apparently our economy is doing better than ever, good enough to where 5,000$ to everyone of the republicans win.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Not much life. Not much liberty. Not much pursing happiness. But…oh my God…Cha-Ching!!! /s
SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rethuglicans should be less like Dale Gribble and more like Hank Hill.
Hank was a Democrat at heart.
SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He expects everyone to go full Enfield.
PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
5 grand times 2 million is by no means a Hand Out, right? Crud, what a Jackass…
Saltycracker@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Use it to pay off the student loans
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Why are you insulting President Camacho like this?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Man we don’t deserve Camacho- man saw a problem and got the smartest man in the world to fix it
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In fairness Mr. Camacho was gonna give everyone a Million dollars!