President Camacho was far more qualified to be a leader than the sack of vomit you lot decided to elect twice.
Donald Trump telling everyone they're gonna get "lots and lots of money" if they vote for his party
Submitted 12 hours ago by Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Seriously, this is slander to a great man. Camacho not only seeks out the most qualified person he can find, he willingly steps aside to let him lead when he’s proved right.
Tiral@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Never underestimate the power of moronsbin large amounts.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Republicans have been promising this since Reagan.
Nothing new.
I’m sure we’ll all be rich any day now.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
President Camocho wouldn’t rape kids.
Get his goddamn image out of your meme.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 41 minutes ago
In fact it’s quite the opposite. Terry is a former NFL player who looks like he could break all your bones with a shout, and even he was nervous about backlash but spoke out against unwanted contact after being groped. President Camacho would empty a machine gun into big orange’s face
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 14 minutes ago
I love that dude. He is salt of the Earth. I hope the universe holds a special place for folks like him.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
Trump never pays his bills, so, ya, good luck with that.
db2@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
That character was infinitely smarter than trump though.
bedwyr@piefed.ca 10 hours ago
Infinitely of better character. Comancho didn’t know any better. And he learned better.
This president is a complete piece of shit by character. Not a fraction of a percent of goodness in him. Doesn’t even like dogs. His redeeming quality is his arrogance and stupidity that leaves him unable to achieve his callous goals.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Surely everyone can see this is a lie? And if it isn’t, then it’s got to be illegally paying for votes. I can just see the SC ruling - ‘everyone should have known he was lying, so it doesn’t count as corruption’
DokPsy@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I think they’ve made very clear that they use the Nixon rule. If the president does it, it’s not illegal
bedwyr@piefed.ca 10 hours ago
We are way past that, we are on to the might makes right rule.
Who is going to stop them? That is the only question that matters to these super-villain gangsters that seized control of the US.
I was hoping at least for like a Scorpio type from the simpsons when that happened, but there is still time.
starik@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
Yeah, even MAGA isn’t buying this one. It just reminds them of the promised $2000 DOGE checks they never saw.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
wasn’t there supposed to be tariff checks as well?
elbucho@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It’s a clear violation of 18 USC 597: www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597
Couple of interesting things about this: this covers both the supply side and the demand side of the bribe economy; it’s illegal to offer the bribe, and illegal to accept it. Both are punishable for up to 2 years imprisonment per count. So if the US actually were a nation of laws, that would mean approximately 360 million years of prison for the fat orange traitor, and up to 2 years in prison for everybody who votes Republican thinking they’re going to get $5,000 for it.
Yew@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Why does it need to be a lie? It conveniently is more money than anyone on SSI is supposed to have in their bank account, conveniently kicking everyone off that program for having too much money.
PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
5 grand times 2 million is by no means a Hand Out, right? Crud, what a Jackass…
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
It’s already my money, asshole, where do you think it came from in the first place?
Also, I’d rather have healthcare for all and robust social safety nets, which are far more valuable than a paltry one time 5k payment that he’ll weasel out of.
kathythegiant@lemmy.pleasestopfaxing.social 10 hours ago
Just doing some quick napkin math, the $5k payouts would cost around $1.25 trillion, pretty much guarantee at least 4 more years of no Medicare for All, and lead to absolutely no systemic change. M4A is estimated to cost anywhere from $2.5-$3 trillion per year. So yeah, he’s almost certainly lying but also even if not it’s a huge bargain for the oligarch class.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Who wants to bet he pulled that number out of his ass, without checking with anyone, or looking into if they even can?
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Alright, I’ve officially seen too many Idiocracy references, into Jellyfin it goes.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s a horrible, dumb movie. But knowing that, it’s a great time.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
A pimp’s love is much different than that of a square . . .
maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
I forgot how rich with early 2000s humor that movie had. Did not age well with a couple of scenes.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
I trust Terry. I’m going in
pticrix@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
But… giving everyone free money, that’s COMMUNISM!
The Red TACO strikes again, mimicking his role model : Kim Jong-Un.danc4498@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
And Mexico is gonna pay for it!!!
bedwyr@piefed.ca 10 hours ago
Man what I would give for a Comancho ticket in 2028. We couldn’t ask for better at this point.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Stop boosting this eugenicist pro rich movie I hate saying this every month.
hamsamrich@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Oh I like money!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I fear too many Americans will have this reaction.
Saltycracker@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Use it to pay off the student loans
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Why are you insulting President Camacho like this?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Man we don’t deserve Camacho- man saw a problem and got the smartest man in the world to fix it
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
In fairness Mr. Camacho was gonna give everyone a Million dollars!