xavier666

@xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit shorts, ShitTok?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it completely impossible to do age verification without compromising privacy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll need a way to confirm that your government ID and PII is actually deleted on Age Verifier’s platform. IMO this is the hardest part to ensure in a transparent manner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me this is shopped.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we should spam on social media that Elon is wearing very small shoes, so he increases his shoe size even further

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me this is shopped.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm.

  Kind of a dick-move tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One more internet meme⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has see always been this…squishy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Military Minded⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Operation Backroom Obliteration 🥵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't verify the headline.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pedobear Approved⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey there, why don’t you have a seat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have a flagship phone or a car that's 2021/newer but are struggling financially?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My phone is from 2021 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pedobear Approved⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that’s an old meme!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  GabeKabu™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gabe³ half-life 3 confirmed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While that comment was made as a meme, and I certainly thought of the Steam Deck, what I was initially thinking was about a super efficient SteamBoy of sorts.

  An ARM-based, powerful, power-efficient, and pocketable handheld to play select retro games from Steam. And of course it will support emulation. It’s just wishful thinking at this point but would be great. I think a smaller handheld would pair nicely with the Steamdeck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You live in Clown World when guys are using bathroom hand dryers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I went after him. He’s still at it. Says it’s better than his wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gabe³ half-life 3 confirmed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  GabeCube™, GabeGoggles™ and the GabeController™. Maybe we’ll get a GabeBoy™ next

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨p'rule'us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You turned my Prius into a nightmare!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gordon Ramsey approves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy, doesn’t need clarification questions, doesn’t explain how he came to the answer, doesn’t add boiler plate words like “This could be, this might be”.

  He just answered.

  Gigachad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A strange charger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowards!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do it cowards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, you can’t poop because AWS is down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want to get called by HR? Because that’s how you get called by HR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will have to try this!!

• I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎lemmy.umucat.day ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩ | ⁨34⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  somehow made it onto production machines.

  “Guys, nothing bad will happen if we push to prod on Friday…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this is why MAX_FILL_AMT is necessary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you lose your memories, are "you" dead? If a close relative/friend lose their memories, are they still "your relative/friend"? What the hell even is memory? How sentimental are you about memories?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hah! A classic Theseus joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Quit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People will look at the same graph and come up with different explanations. I personally agree with your interpretation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Russia and US typing in the chat…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🤘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  2 weeks before my next appointment

  Is your local barber quite busy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  to looking like the guys in the fourth Harry Potter movie

  I think it’s called the “wolf’s mane” look. Pretty awesome.

  And hey you can have long hair and still look “groomed” btw

  I want to go for this look but i need an ungodly amount of shampoo since my hair gets sweaty. Let’s see