A tale as old as time...

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• Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ohhh, so THIS was the “consensual besteality” 'ol googly-eyes Patel was referring to…

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I am out of the loop here, but somehow not surprised.

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    • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      FBI’s Kash Patel defends hiring policy change on bestiality, prostitution

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• Ch3rry314@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m turned on by authority so FBI Belle is kinda….

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m just picturing her taking that knot like a champ.

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    • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      She had no idea he was going to transform into a human – she was 100% ready for beast form.

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    • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I am ashamed that I understand what this means

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Alternative interpretation:

  This entire incident was a misguided, half-drunk attempt to make the FBI inclusive and welcoming for furries.

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  • wopalopa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    they looked at their IT department and decided they should have more of those kind of people

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Exactly, they were like, “shit all the people who know how to actually make computers work hate our fucking guts, how do we seem more friendly to them?”

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This feels like misdirection away from something else going on, but there’s so many dumpster fires all going on at the same time, it’s hard to say.

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just fyi we hunt zooaphiles

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh I know, but try to put yourself in the mindset of someone who is prevalent to making snap judgments based on aesthetics, who has never actually interacted with any furries, looking at the furry community from the outside.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Maybe include that elon still wants to make catgirls but they do want them to have human rights so lable them as animals but then you have to worry about beastiality

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Human” catgirls would still be women and they’re already attacking women’s rights as it is. They would first need to overturn Bush II’s ban on human-animal hybrids that promised better organ transplants.

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• Focal@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just because he’s called “beast” doesn’t mean he can’t consent. This is just furry.

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dogs aren’t hot. Consent with a furry beast, however…

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They wanted beast cock.

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• Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Belle kinda hot

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  All jokes aside, this was probably necessary in order for Patel to be employed.

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• notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Belle didn’t mind a bit of rollplay to spice things up, but she was not impressed by Beast’s suggestion of how she carry out her investigation. That wasn’t standard issue equipment at all.

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  kash is into dogs, not MAGICAL BEASTS.

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  • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    Kash has been in a happy relationship for 6 years now

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dont let dogs near KRISTI noem.

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• toxicbubble@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i thought this was referring to how police marry immigrants despite voting against their rights

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