AgentOrangesicle
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.
- Comment on That's just science 9 hours ago:
I’m still not following. What part of “blue air” imparts chlorophyll with its color? I get the sun. I understand how light works (reflection, refraction, and scattering). I understand our perception of light on a neuological level (including post-processing) to an extent that most people haven’t studied. Why “blue” air make green plant?
- Comment on How can MicroSD cards store so much data? 22 hours ago:
Poetic! You didn’t have to sing its body electric.You had me at furry porn.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 2 days ago:
Me: “I WILL be Elden Lord”
Also Me: refuses to level past 1
- Comment on Chef 4 days ago:
I suppose you’re correct. My bad. I guess I intended to imply it with basil orange bread, which I still think is possible. I just have to workshop it.
IN THE KITCHEN!
- Comment on Chef 5 days ago:
I’m just saying that baking is the same if you’ve got the balls or lack of self-preservation to experiment.
- Comment on Chef 5 days ago:
Opposite, dude! Or let me redefine that. Cooking is also a no holds bar situation. Kitchen is a fuck around space and we can fail any way we want to as long as no one sees it. Do you want to try some garam masala pesto on my basil orange bread?
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 1 week ago:
Braggart.
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 1 week ago:
Some say the most dangerous game is the hunting of man.
I know that it’s Knife Monopoly.
- Comment on Time for therapy 1 week ago:
Ah, crap. I don’t have kids. Or neurotypical processing. Or dignity. I’ll find a way to cheese it, though.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 1 week ago:
I am truly grateful for our collectivism. This is home, because I know I always have family and will fight tooth and claw to maintain that.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 1 week ago:
If there’s anything we can depend upon, it’s the Willamette Velley interdiction to meeting corporate greed, and I love it. Represent. I’m there.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 2 weeks ago:
If you empathize with having to move a heavy sofa up several flights of stairs with only two people, you help move a stranger’s sofa. There’s no enjoyment. It sucks for everyone. People get hurt and bump around and say, “sorry” and “ow” a lot. That’s what the pizza/beer is for.
Even if you’re moving it at 9:00 am, you crack a beer when you’re done. It’s more volunteer work than civic duty, but it feels more rewarding than a shift at the food bank.
Source: I volunteer for the food bank.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 2 weeks ago:
This is heartwarming. It sounds inaccurate. I don’t have a truck, but stranger if you live around Portland, I’ll help you move a sofa.
- Comment on Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor. 1 month ago:
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
- Comment on Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor. 1 month ago:
“Valour” is one of those words that I think deserves a “u” regardless of if I’m Canadian.
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 3 months ago:
Vote. Vote in local things. Spend a few minutes reading about encumbants or ballot measures. Don’t be spurred to inaction.
- Comment on Autism 3 months ago:
I reinstalled 2.7 because it’s a better UI (objectively speaking).
- Comment on Post title lol 4 months ago:
Oh, sorry. Things just don’t feel the same as when we were dating. I feel like the magic is gone. I want a divorce.
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 4 months ago:
Ew. That’s not a sai. (Or katana or bo staff) Donatello would affix a pizza cutter to a six foot pole like a real man. Turtle. Turtleman.
- Comment on Paging SpaceCowboy 5 months ago:
Oh, I’m gonna carry that weight.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
You only have to wash one leg when you shower, as long as you switch each time.
- Comment on To USB, or not to USB 6 months ago:
I lost a thumbdrive full of adult furry content in Auckland. Gotta wonder how that story turned out.
- Comment on lightbulbs 6 months ago:
Oh, thanks! That’s… totally a comprehensible metric for humans that have been inside several suns.
- Comment on lightbulbs 6 months ago:
Short take: you don’t have to clean as hard for company.
- Comment on lightbulbs 6 months ago:
We don’t know Celsius. How do you expect us to know Kelvin?
- Comment on I would also be confused 6 months ago:
She set clear expectations, so the communication is there. I would set down a plastic mat next time before eating a chocolate bar on the bed.
- Comment on Many parents cab probably relate 6 months ago:
There was a legit feud over my 7th grade win on acids and bases, because a friend’s Dad got super heated thinking that my parents had a hand in it. Granted, they bought me the posterboard and provided paper, ink, and internet, and not everyone has that. Now it’s more, “AI is going to be super bummed if…”
- Comment on Space was invented by rocket makers to sell more rockets 7 months ago:
Greatest grift they’ve ever pulled. Then they got Carl Sagan to hype it up. The space bubble is going to burst, yo.
- Comment on The infantry will advance 7 months ago:
Toot toots, but bravely
- Comment on Great guy 8 months ago:
His glove compartment is just full of them.