AgentOrangesicle
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.
- Comment on Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor. 1 week ago:
90’s_sitcom_canned_laughter.wav We’re boiling in our own stupidity. For many of us, posts like this don’t even phase us any more, but thanks for looking after our sensitivities.
- Comment on Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor. 1 week ago:
I mean, yes, just not immediately to us, right?
- Comment on Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor. 1 week ago:
We aren’t. Our largest producing companies just think that patriotism is a cool brand that will get them traction, attention, and brand-devotion. It’s very ew.
- Comment on The old lamparoo 2 weeks ago:
I watched the two-hour nature documentary with David Attenborough and I’m still confused.
- Comment on Talented child artist 5 weeks ago:
We had an art wall. You need an art wall.
- Comment on it's making the frickin frogs gay 2 months ago:
Do you think it’s conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they’re just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?
- Comment on How to love 3 months ago:
Ow.
- Comment on Please answer. 4 months ago:
The fungus you’re thinking of is likely ergot, because it shows up in pretty large volume in batches of rye.
In processing, it ends up as a dark purple/black dried up mass that assumes kinda a crescent shape. Mills will run a batch of rye through a color-sorter - a bunch of times consecutively - to reduce the amount of ergot in the batch before milling.
You can technically refine it into LSD, but if you screw up, you can kill people. (Morning Glories are the preferred method).
The number of 55-gallon drums of ergot I’ve disposed of, though… It’s difficult not to identify with Walter White and wonder… “what if?”
- Comment on Please answer. 4 months ago:
Yo, thank you to yogurt, sourdough, and various fermented beverages. Bless.
- Comment on Good afternoon I choose thoughts you've never had before. 4 months ago:
“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” “I didn’t say THEY COULDN’T, I said YOU SHOULDN’T.”
- Comment on Has anyone watched Mufasa? How was it? 4 months ago:
Maybe this means something. Do you live anywhere where lions can attack you?
…and are you sure?
- Comment on Gimme some evidence that anyone at all in the government is pushing back on Trump with any effectiveness at all. Someone throw me a bone here. 😬 5 months ago:
Yeah, white Jesus is kinda a dick. We should deport him.
- Comment on DNA 6 months ago:
I’m sure this comment can’t go wromg.
- Comment on DNA 6 months ago:
Oh, yeah, that’s fair.
- Comment on DNA 6 months ago:
What part of deoxyribonucleic acid do you not understand?
- Comment on Anon holds her bf 6 months ago:
I was about to say, “you’re thinking about Maccas, mate.”
- Comment on I like Genesis 7 months ago:
Well, this is the world we live in.
- Comment on Anthropologists: "You motherfuckers!" 8 months ago:
Real Psychologists: “Brains are weird, yo.”
- Comment on Chemistry 9 months ago:
How else will you get that gorgeous metallic flavor that portends your teeth falling out?
- Comment on Chemistry 9 months ago:
I’ll never get the vague vinegar stains out of my hand
- Comment on What has he done to deserve this? 11 months ago:
Someone needs a heat pump!
- Comment on What has he done to deserve this? 11 months ago:
Room temp is ~21 degrees. That helped me a lot.
- Comment on What has he done to deserve this? 11 months ago:
Lab rat here. I got you fam! Let’s collectively believe that BTU’s are real!
Wait…
- Comment on Ive bought two 11 months ago:
I literally have uses for this, though. It’s worth the space it will take up.
- Comment on Ummm... What? 11 months ago:
Yo, sorry. Your number is one digit off from mine. I might’ve mistyped.
- Comment on Golden 11 months ago:
Someone knows the Master’s thesis trick.
- Comment on Children is bugs 11 months ago:
I feel like if I could remove my connotations from the word, Cicada itself would be an awesome name.
- Comment on Does anyone else feel like fireworks are a complete waste of money and a ridiculous amount of unnecessary Pollution? 1 year ago:
“they make something beautiful instead of death” Agreed, but your neighbor’s kid’s fingers might not agree after that M-80
- Comment on The justices of the supreme court ruled that Trump was immune and effectively above the law while being president. What is now stopping Biden from bringing a gun to the next debate? 1 year ago:
Hammer falls “Overruled.”
- Comment on Thanks, Google 1 year ago:
Though Shasta is nice this time of year.