AgentOrangesicle
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
(Even though they kick-flipped the shark at the end of season 2.)
- Comment on 3 days ago:
So quotable for the people that were there before Archer. I still remember Master Cylinder being brought up in a recent season and Archer saying, “Shut up. No one gets it.”
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Baby steps, bud. We’ll make it there when society wakes up to this.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
You can’t fax glitter. You can’t put coins in it. You can’t ever go back to Arizona.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
I’ve been saying this for eons. Blot out this eyesore and give us the void of black.
- Comment on Do you cheat in games? 1 week ago:
Does the game cheat me?
Working on an SL1 run of Elden Ring, but I won’t cheese a fight unless it’s unrewarding. FromSoft usually gives you enough to make due in any situation. I’ll absolutely cheese something if I’m frustrated and only invested in the game for the plot.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Yeah, we good with our amount of babbies. This timeline is cursed. Send them to another for protection.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Doubt
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
But like… in a bad way.
- Comment on You're doing a great job and no one appreciates it 2 weeks ago:
Shit, I thought this was about ICE.
- Comment on A tale as old as time... 1 month ago:
Dogs aren’t hot. Consent with a furry beast, however…
- Comment on That's just science 2 months ago:
I mean, I love it and thanks for sharing, but it’s a pretty poor discernment for why “blue air” makes chlorophyll green. Sure, plants might be opportunistic in a respect and attempt to move to a color direction that gathers the maximum amount of the sun’s rays. Why was the initial post, “sky blue, sun yellowish = plant green”? Why was that met with agreement?
It’s not something that any Biologist would yield to as an explanation. Even if they respected themselves. (Sorry, Biologists. I know.)
- Comment on That's just science 2 months ago:
I hate that one misclick can delete my comment.
Would that be a natural, logical discernment for someone trying to figure out why chlorophyll is green? I say that this is an unhinged take and everyone siding with it should feel like… an amount of bad. It’s pretty misleading by virtue.
- Comment on That's just science 2 months ago:
Oh, damn. Reductionist.
- Comment on That's just science 2 months ago:
I mean, yeah. I’m reaching for the, “why”, though. Specifically for chlorophyll, which reflects light with a specificity. As does carotene in dying trees in the fall.
- Comment on That's just science 2 months ago:
Are you saying that chlorophyll naturally evolved to take in specific wavelengths of light given the availability of light in specific frequencies in response to how the sun’s light moves through our amosphere? I would get it, but that would be so frustrating of a response to, “why air blue matter”.
- Comment on That's just science 2 months ago:
I’m still not following. What part of “blue air” imparts chlorophyll with its color? I get the sun. I understand how light works (reflection, refraction, and scattering). I understand our perception of light on a neuological level (including post-processing) to an extent that most people haven’t studied. Why “blue” air make green plant?
- Comment on How can MicroSD cards store so much data? 2 months ago:
Poetic! You didn’t have to sing its body electric.You had me at furry porn.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 2 months ago:
Me: “I WILL be Elden Lord”
Also Me: refuses to level past 1
- Comment on Chef 2 months ago:
I suppose you’re correct. My bad. I guess I intended to imply it with basil orange bread, which I still think is possible. I just have to workshop it.
IN THE KITCHEN!
- Comment on Chef 2 months ago:
I’m just saying that baking is the same if you’ve got the balls or lack of self-preservation to experiment.
- Comment on Chef 2 months ago:
Opposite, dude! Or let me redefine that. Cooking is also a no holds bar situation. Kitchen is a fuck around space and we can fail any way we want to as long as no one sees it. Do you want to try some garam masala pesto on my basil orange bread?
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 2 months ago:
Braggart.
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 2 months ago:
Some say the most dangerous game is the hunting of man.
I know that it’s Knife Monopoly.
- Comment on Time for therapy 2 months ago:
Ah, crap. I don’t have kids. Or neurotypical processing. Or dignity. I’ll find a way to cheese it, though.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 2 months ago:
I am truly grateful for our collectivism. This is home, because I know I always have family and will fight tooth and claw to maintain that.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 2 months ago:
If there’s anything we can depend upon, it’s the Willamette Velley interdiction to meeting corporate greed, and I love it. Represent. I’m there.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 3 months ago:
If you empathize with having to move a heavy sofa up several flights of stairs with only two people, you help move a stranger’s sofa. There’s no enjoyment. It sucks for everyone. People get hurt and bump around and say, “sorry” and “ow” a lot. That’s what the pizza/beer is for.
Even if you’re moving it at 9:00 am, you crack a beer when you’re done. It’s more volunteer work than civic duty, but it feels more rewarding than a shift at the food bank.
Source: I volunteer for the food bank.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 3 months ago:
This is heartwarming. It sounds inaccurate. I don’t have a truck, but stranger if you live around Portland, I’ll help you move a sofa.
- Comment on Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor. 4 months ago:
Oh. Oh God. Please no.