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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LodeMike@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • oyfrog@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

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    • SternburgExport@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.

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      • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ‘Bro, my steel cube is now just a useless brick’

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    • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love the live location feature, so that I never lose track of my kitchen cube. You can see where it is and how it’s doing even from remote. Always have an eye on my cube when at woek.

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Obviously the languages are Estonian, Finnish, Latvian and Lithuanian.

      Except for the Finnish + Baltic region, where the languages are actually Tagalog, Swahili, Navajo and the most popular option, x86 assembly for outputting the text of the episode in Haitian Creole. The latter is the most popular because of how insanely fast they have to speak.

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      • lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Personally, I’m a fan of the rumble notification feature. Pair it with your phone and it’ll rumble in response to a random notification on your phone at least once a day. Best part is: it kinda shakes the whole house and will sometimes shuffle itself into the floor so you can’t ignore it! Yeah, I’ve had to replace some tile, but it’s totally worth it.

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      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla's_oscillator

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Being able to report the temperature is way too useful for a useless steel block. I’d pay $10/month for a block that truly does nothing.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please tell me it scrobbles…

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apple industrial designers would totally buy it

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Elon would manufacture it.

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      • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

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    • Gerudo@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So would my wife if they came in colors.

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  • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Assuming that the 80-pound (36.3 kg) stainless steel block is a solid cube, its side length would only be 16.6 cm (6.5 inches). (The density of the most common stainless steel (304) is 7930 kg/m^3.) Not nearly as big as the picture suggests. Still, it seems like it would be an awesome addition to my kitchen.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Considering the downward trend of quality in home appliances, it makes even more sense that it’s not even solid metal.

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      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nor stainless just a thin film

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      • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well it does make more sense for it to be filled with something else, but then I wouldn’t want to buy it. One can dream…

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    • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a polymer shell filled with sand and stainless steel cover on 5 sides.

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    • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s just not solid metal. These things are overpriced pieces of shit. I know because I used to have one. Anytime there’s a “chip shortage” these things are always marked up to be 2x as expensive too.

      I think in this day and age the best way to waste counter space is to use newspaper and dirty dishes like our great grandparents used to do.

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    • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Didn’t say that it’s solid

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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Modern appliances just aren’t as good. Check with Goodwill, or yard/estate sales. You can pick up a vintage kitchen cube that works just as well for pennies on the dollar, and it will outlast you.

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I still have my great grandma’s cast iron kitchen cube that she brought over from the old country.

      I can’t even describe what that thing can do with pork chops.

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      • Aasikki@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I prefer carbon steel cubes myself but cast iron is nice too.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because you are not accounting for inflation. A kitchen cube made in the same quality as a vintage cube would cost one cubic meter of pennies.

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  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know a guy that bought one of these and they’re a piece of shit. It stopped working after just a little bit after the warranty expired.

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this is fucking hilarious. it’s exactly as functional as the gigantic kitchenaid mixer that my housemate INSISTS that it stay on the kitchen counter even though it hasn’t been used in 5+ years. apparently for some people it’s absolutely imperative that anyone who happens to come to the house MUST be made aware that we have a fucking kitchenaid mixer

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    • MiDaBa@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had an ex who insisted on this setup. Apparently Kitchenaid has somehow been able to convince people this is an decorative status symbol. As an alliance I’ve never seen one in action and I’ve seen many of them.

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      • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        decorative status symbol

        Of course it is. That’s why it comes in so many color options. Including “limited edition” ones which I find equal parts hilarious and infuriating.

        Anyway, Smeg probably holds the crown for that sort of thing currently. Check this out. Notice that they won’t even show you the price at first. That’s because it’s got a UMRP of $2000.

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      • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        it does the same thing you would normally do with your hands, except it takes 50 times longer

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could be worse. [ You can get a cozy](google-api-python-client google-auth-httplib2 google-auth-oauthlib) for these things which makes it even more pointless.

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      • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No shit. My mom got a kitchen aid from my aunt and it has day unused under a hideous floral pattern dust cover because it was white and not pink like she wanted.

        Next to the unused bread machine which is next to the George Foreman grill which is next to the panini press…

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      • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        LOL no way… there really is a sucker born every minute

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    • Aasikki@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My 50 year old Kenwood mixer stays on the counter for one reason only and that’s because it’s too goddamn heavy to be lifting back and forth. Also I sometimes get inspired to bake just from seeing it on the counter, which is a nice plus.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Must assert dumbinance

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    IKEA version takes up same amount o counterf space, but the core is made of cardboard, so lightweight!

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  • Feredir@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the reployer from Prey. Every office has one of those machines but seemingly no one knows what they actually do - not even engineers.

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    • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      such a great underrated game. the true successor to system shock 2 that bioshock attempted

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    • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wtf. My last office job had 2 of these, I never thought about it before. I don’t recall ever seeing anyone use them but some corporate maintenence guy would come inspect them twice a year.

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  • Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    10/10 for functionality, it does exactly what it’s supposed to, and it does it well.
    Highly recommended.

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  • FarmTaco@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    does it come in red?

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    • wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, only slate and graphite

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    moans in machinist 1551 stainless

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    • original2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Like… Maybe a 17cm side cube… I would cast it and just finished it on my old manual milling machine

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh my god do they make it in that 60s sage color?

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They do but it’s always sold out

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No

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  • chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    capitalism breeds innovation

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  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The exact dimensions of an 80-pound stainless steel block would depend on its specific shape. However, we can estimate its size based on the density of stainless steel, which is around 490 lbs per cubic foot (lb/ft³). To find the volume of the block, we can divide its weight (80 lbs) by its density (490 lb/ft³): Volume = Weight / Density Volume = 80 lbs / 490 lb/ft³ Volume ≈ 0.16 cubic feet (ft³) Since we don’t have a specific shape for the block, let’s assume it’s a cube for simplicity. To calculate the side length of a cube with a volume of 0.16 ft³, we can take the cube root of the volume: Side length = ³√Volume Side length = ³√0.16 ft³ Side length ≈ 0.54 ft (or about 6.5 inches) Therefore, an 80-pound stainless steel block shaped like a cube would have sides measuring around 6.5 inches each.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just assumed it was hollow

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      • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well fuck you.

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    • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why are you not the only person who did the math? Also, it’s not hollow.

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What’s wrong with the math? Looks pretty solid to me.

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  • thedudeabides@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Will buy it if it’s made of galvanized square steel

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why too convenient. You can still place stuff on top of it

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    /nottheonion

    i really thought it was

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  • MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, but have you considered buying three?

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can we see the accessory list ?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I keep my kitchenaid on a rolling cart so it can be put out of the way when not needed. Makes for a much neater countertop

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Paninis will never be the same

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ☒ Subscribe and save

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I literally have uses for this, though. It’s worth the space it will take up.

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    • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got the Bodum bistro cube but the soft touch finish turned sticky after 3 years.

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