Snapz
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- Comment on Always with the hidden fees. 1 week ago:
Lawyer here: This is NOT legal advice as I’m not OP’s retained counsel and I don’t know all facts obviously, but on initial scan something isn’t right… The posted story really stinks and this seems like a pretty shitty case overall. I would not take the work - I mean MAYBE if they were paying a lot, but it wouldn’t be my number 1 priority, would be a number 2 at best.
- Comment on Motherfucker trying to 100% life 1 week ago:
You’re really blazing the path for the aspiring, “I want to post ambiguous, affectionate memes of objectively bad people with no context of their evil” crowd.
Up next is four AI-generated panels of Tucker Carlson petting farm animals with the title, “Damn dog… This dude really on some olde MacDonald vibes or what!”
- Comment on Motherfucker trying to 100% life 1 week ago:
“I mean, I DON’T like that kind of stuff, unless you all think is cool and then like, yeah, I really do like it. Or whatever.”
- Comment on Motherfucker trying to 100% life 1 week ago:
OP totally did a, “licking unwashed ass is great, right?? " quietly hoping everyone would say, “YES!! WE AGREE WITH AND VALIDATE YOU!!!”. Then everyone responded with,” Absolutely not, this sounds horrible?" And now OP responds to every follow-up response in thread with, “Oh yeah, me too actually. I think this is so gross. Who even posted this, right?” People then correctly call OP out and response is, “Don’t be so serious, it’s prank bro!”
Kids… Don’t grow up to be like OP.
- Comment on Motherfucker trying to 100% life 1 week ago:
Ignorant, Anti-LGBTQ, trump-sucking clown
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
"I’m lying. Also maybe I’m a bot. I have weird syntax and bad grammer, so maybe I’m a paid troll from India, China, Russia or something?"
- OP
- Comment on There was a time when people had to deal with all of these being separate 2 weeks ago:
It was better and the price of the slight convenience now is that the next generation, and your aunt and uncle, are openly cheering on nazis and pedophiles with no idea what’s actually happening in the world.
Shut up and carry the cassette tape thin digital camera already.
- Comment on Im pretty sure Charlie Kirk would have called for your execution 2 weeks ago:
First they came for…
- Comment on Title 2 weeks ago:
That’s my secret Mr. Stark… I’m always geopolitical instabilities
- Comment on He's an arborist 2 weeks ago:
THE CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED!!!
- Comment on This place is a prison 3 weeks ago:
Soak a dictionary in bud light the night before, then you just rip out a handful of pages at a time, boom. Now who is a degenerate failure and a worthless blemish on decent society, Grandma?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
You won’t have to worry about it. You won’t have enough money to afford the service once it’s chatgpt++ time. Real ccmpute is for the wealthy. You’ll pay 40% of your income for the privilege of doing captchas to refine the product you don’t get access to. You’re allowed one search a week and the output is a single AI slop image of a panda hugging a kitty, and it takes 17 minutes to produce. Now get back in your bio slime chamber so your useless body can produce some more energy for the data center.
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 3 weeks ago:
Does anyone know what I’m referencing when I say, “and then you just add a squirt of lattice, a squirt of napkins…” Or, “quit fake pressing buttons on the microwave!!”
- Comment on What would the next pres of USA have to do to gain back trust for America? Hold a televised event saying the last person was just a fuck up? 1 month ago:
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New Nuremberg trials for all in, and allies propping up, the former regime
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Transparent audit of everything trump broke and real-time checklist of process to restore critical needs, prioritizing human lives.
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A lasting and appropriate punishment for trump himself
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Recovering the funds to do all of the above from trump and complicit billionaires in the private sector - starting with musk for his own crimes against humanity.
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A job corp to employ all of the AI layoffs, similar to the New Deal’s Civilian Conservation Corps. Needs a healthy vetting to avoid left over trump chuds
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Expand the Supreme Court
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End Citizens United
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All trump appointees, in all positions, are removed from offices immediately. If not convicted in new Nuremberg trials, they can still reapply for positions and be consists as any other
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The demolished east wing will be rebuilt as a simple building and used as a museum to the attrocities that trump committed and the people and institutions that enabled him. An artist will be commissioned to design a pitch black facade, perhaps in the shape of the old building. It should look out of place and awkward, and stand forever as a sort of black eye on America. To show how the nation was injured and not cover it up. There will be legislation to perpetually fund the museum and make admission free to all.
The future will require a simple understanding - there was not an equivalency here, no two valid sides. The was objective wrong and right. No more pretending
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- Comment on 3 months ago:
We declare victory over the tarp - unrelated, we are sending 20,000 young people to attack the tarp.
- Comment on How many times a year do you wash your jeans? 3 months ago:
Okay because you know what, first of all! Okay, how dare you? But first of all, okay just, I don’t even have time for this!
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 3 months ago:
His face says, “I’ve got a RAGING clue right now…”
- Comment on By what nickname do you call your wife or husband? 3 months ago:
She calls me “Bill Hoffman” and I call her “Bill Hoffman’s wife”
- Comment on 😐😐😐😐😐 3 months ago:
Alright, prove it. Fingerprint him.
- Comment on 😐😐😐😐😐 3 months ago:
That’s not the rock?
- Comment on An oopsie occured 4 months ago:
Needs instructions for in person pickup.
“Your dasher wears a medical bracelet identifying his next of kin. To expedite access to the crime scene to retrieve your order (1x bagel bites, 4x lubricant and 1x grain alcohol) dash++ members can unlock this name to then pose as a direct relation when authorities ask.”
- Comment on Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ? 4 months ago:
People with old, dead, rotten brains recognize his Dad and Uncle’s name. It reminds them vaguely of a time when their own father’s were in charge of all the hard decisions, their joints didn’t hurt and they had an undefined future that could have been wonderful. That future has come though and turns out they are just themselves… they failed, nothing fun they wanted really happened and everything confuses them now. They feel like frauds about to be found out and forgotten at the same time.
So seeing something they think they recognize voting for “a Kennedy” makes them indirectly fell that their own Dad will magically come back to life, tell them he’s proud and then they will be millionaires and attractive people will want to have have sex with them and fix their iPhones.
It’s just that.
- Comment on Priorities 8 months ago:
These dinosaurs… cancer free?
- Comment on I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying 8 months ago:
And as a long time en dash afficienado, I’d be instantly exposed by those lesser em dashes appearing in my communications.
- Comment on LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’ 1 year ago:
“…me my money.”
- Comment on Marc Rober shows why Tesla's camera-only self-driving system is dangerous 1 year ago:
“Full shelf driving” still needs to be in quotes. It’s a feature’s brand name for a product that doesn’t actually have full self driving capabilities.
Try not to carry water for their attempted, repeated lie.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
As stated previously, doesn’t seem you’ve ever worked an hourly job where management was actively working against that 29 hour threshold and sending people home early from scheduled shifts to make you avoid qualifying for expanded employees benefits.
- Comment on Bawitdaba 1 year ago:
"I’m gonna tell my dad!"
- Lil’ Lord Rob Ritchie
- Comment on wyd in this situation 1 year ago:
Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
Again, not addressing the valid points I’ve introduced. Also, very odd phrasing throughout…
“Did this for a job in my youth?” We humans don’t speak like that? Also, “in my youth” sounds like the shopping cars you were collecting were horse drawn.
“the least productive time I ever spent while working?” Who the fuck worries about productivity in a minimum wage job like this? “Yeah, I don’t know Dad… I’ve just been really worried lately that my productivity is down this quarter. I’m cleaning up less vomit per hour at Weiner Hut than typical and I’m just worried the business owner isn’t extracting as much profit from my labor as they could be…”