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- Comment on Hulu quizzing about the ads played 1 day ago:
“Our’research has determined that we can fill up to 90% of the visual field with advertisements before inducing seizures!”
Corporations all genuinely want to be that guy so fucking bad, just because they think that if they do become him, they might actually starry to finally feel something… anything. Or they think if they become that guy their father might say "I love you " for the first time or some other sad “this is why I’m a serial killer” shit.
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 4 days ago:
Word
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 4 days ago:
Don’t try to hang Android phones on boomers. Boomers are dipshits with tech and iphones are designed for toddlers. Majority of boomers use iPhones.
- Comment on The Top 3 Apps in my Country (Venezuela) are all VPNs... 5 days ago:
Weird… No response.
- Comment on The Top 3 Apps in my Country (Venezuela) are all VPNs... 6 days ago:
Careful who you trust, proton is trump scum
- Comment on Par for the course 1 week ago:
The FDA is too strong of a brand, they won’t defund or eliminate, they’ll just replace entire staff with sycophants and lower standards so that all kinds of snake oil (that administration has a “taste” of) becomes “FDA Approved” so the AI can sell it to incels on twitter and facebook. And ultimately when editing is “FDA APPROVED” then NOTHING is FDA Approved. The next 4 - 20 years are going to continue to be a push to break confidence in American institutions, to make America a weaker and weaker player (and a bigger joke) on the international stage. All so that they have less influence in world affairs (I.e. Ukraine, Israel, etc).
- Comment on Par for the course 1 week ago:
Divorce and/or testosterone supplementation roting brains
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
Biden wispers in his ear, “inertia is a property of matter”
- Comment on Maybe, just maybe, a company that refuses to give you time off if you have a bullet inside of you is a really really shitty company 2 weeks ago:
Remember remember the 5th of December…
- Comment on Le Reddit Army is Here 3 weeks ago:
“Mario’s brother”
“The Mansion Owner”
“Splattered Brain Thompson”
“CE Oh shit the consequences of my actions!”
- Comment on Player two has entered the lobby 4 weeks ago:
CEOs are identifying as cats and demanding litter boxes to shit in during meetings. And a guy I know has a sister that told him she heard that somewhere.
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 4 weeks ago:
Do you think he has a “Behind me stands Blackgate Prison” speech prepared?
- Comment on Luke Wilson Is 'Always Pitching' an Idiocracy Sequel to Mike Judge 5 weeks ago:
Seriously, they should hype and release a sequel to idiocracy, but have it be a legitimate documentary covering the last decade, but with the save tone and narrator as the movie.
- Comment on Unethical relationship advice 5 weeks ago:
Coming home after being out coming all day
- Comment on FedEx has absolutely no clue what 'economy' means. 5 weeks ago:
Twist: It’s just a blank piece of paper that says, “fuck you” on it.
- Comment on Funko, BrandShield speak out about itch.io takedown 1 month ago:
Fuck all the corpo fucks involved here with their plausible deniability attempt. If you truly felt any remorse, you’d talk about how you’ll disengage this AI chum service, or demand that requests are extremely precise or hyper targeted at specific direct issues. This story of blanket action helps the big company with monkey and always hurts the little guy that gets swept up in their ravenous wake.
Also, educate the next month of your online presence you boosting the brand you wronged with your reach. But you won’t do shit, you aren’t remorseful.
- Comment on marketing 1 month ago:
What an absolute chud you must be. What other mass murderers’ deaths caused you to not eat different fast foods after?
- Comment on Indian start-up Yes Madam fires employees who indicated being stressed in the survey 1 month ago:
According to… ?
- Comment on This happened today at a company in India. Better keep a smile on your face 1 month ago:
Every interaction you have with a large employer is to their benefit, don’t forget it. You are not a part of the broader consideration, as a human, beyond what you cost and what you can produce.
- Comment on Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match? 1 month ago:
Smiling guy is a patsy they’ll try to hang for this to help other CEOs sleep peacefully on their second yachts at night after a long day of forcing 5 day a week return to office mandates for overworked employees with “leadership” emails sent remotely from Saint-Tropez.
Weird thing is, neither of these photos has the guy… they already know the man responsible for this and many other deaths, his name was Brian Thompson.
- Comment on Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now! 1 month ago:
Call that number and every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person’s name was Brian Thompson.
- Comment on Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted? 1 month ago:
People are saying he wasn’t murdered, he just dropped to the ground alone, nobody in the street with him. There’s even video, nobody is there…
- Comment on Torrent of Hate for Health Insurance Industry Follows C.E.O.’s Killing 1 month ago:
Authors of article are a former wall street journal writer and a style section meme article writer?
- Comment on You don't need to answer this 1 month ago:
Call every crime tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person’s name was Brian Thompson.
- Comment on Claim Denied 1 month ago:
They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims…
- Comment on Claim Denied 1 month ago:
His family should use some of those millions to make his tombstone a working toilet that empties onto his face.
Do you think they will consider?
- Comment on Claim Denied 1 month ago:
“Hey other CEOs… Are we the baddies?”
- Comment on what a moment to live 1 month ago:
…so far.
Hey dental insurance CEO, are you thinking twice this morning about signing off on that press release where you’re going to start denying all of Grandma’s dental claims if you you’re software finds any evidence of her smiling on social media… Smiling being user-initiated routine wear and tear on teeth that shareholders demand no longer be covered by default.
Think twice this morning, my Lord…
- Comment on Share holder value 1 month ago:
He died doing what he loved… Hurting people during the exact worst moments of their entire lives, but through layers of obfuscation so he could treat people like widgets.
- Comment on No need to boil the ocean 1 month ago:
If you’re betting on that crowd, you’re just choosing to overlook the fluoride in the water, gay chem trails, 5G tower and microchips in the COVID vaccine crowd. There is some overlap with the crystal people sure, but much more Alex Jones/QAnon, full on violent basement demon crowd.