Snapz
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- Comment on Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division (DMRD) 🚱 1 day ago:
Got my grandpas on both sides…
- Comment on It's sad when so many forget the basis for our holidays and celebrations 1 day ago:
Cuz the pumpkin did 9/11
- Comment on The Billionaires have spent a fortune making sure you hate Socialism. 1 day ago:
And remember that they got rid of your third spaces so you couldn’t discuss any of it (and made common affordable gathering options like concerts and sporting events out of reach for the same reason). Threw you into algorithms so you felt like you were only preaching to the choir or conversely that nobody held your same opinions/aspirations for something more - either way a formula for you to get exhausted and give up.
And you do feel exhausted.
- Comment on The next generation of AI powered technology 4 days ago:
AI… Asshole Improvement
- Comment on What is even happening lately? 5 days ago:
Happy Easter weekend, you stupid pieces of shit!
- Comment on Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update 5 days ago:
Is that story title a haiku?
- Comment on We live in a society... 6 days ago:
$100… trump is a cancer on humanity’s asshole.
- Comment on Useful things at the mall 1 week ago:
She jingles loudly while she dances, Leading oft to pantsless romances. Careful early planning, she stays worry free, Her bottom always holds the key.
You’re welcome.
- Comment on Pilot project 1 week ago:
I guess at this point, with the million plus recently laid off, humanity is just lucky we ate able to leave freely and not progressed into biofuel to fun
data centersslop factories. - Comment on Dog Love 2 weeks ago:
Completely. This is equivalent to “trans kids taking over sports!!!” claims when A) quit fixating on children’s genitals you actual pedophiles and B) actual number of trans kids in these sports is like -4 out of 3 million kids in youth sports. They are getting desperate… Next up, “Victims of bodily probing eby aliens should not have to shop at grocery stores with tall people in green/gray clothing!!!” “ALL kids in public elementary schools are being forced to use used Capri sun pouches as catheters and then they feed the collected pee to conservative seniors who vote by mail”
- Comment on Oh Ofcourse... 2 weeks ago:
Look Maryjane, you shouldn’t have started working at this Applebees if you didn’t want to answer hard questions. Now I’ll continue, does it make the pssstchh sound as well, if so?
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 2 weeks ago:
Surge flushing is real.
Automatic DNA tests on whatever you “deposit” into the “specimen chamber” and results sold to the insurance companies so they can increase your rates of drop your coverage coincidentally before you see an actual diagnosed.
Your butt told on you for pre crime… Minority Repoopt
- Comment on Anon remembers the $49 GameCube 2 weeks ago:
That’s not “society” that’s capitalism and CEO choices.
If you have poor sales in a location you chose to open, fear of union organizing, etc… you can “declare” crime and then close the store for “worker safety”.
- Comment on We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl 3 weeks ago:
May i add…
Fridge Crunch Jeff Murderer
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Poppins and Lockins
Mary helps a group of orphan street break dancing children win the affection of bankers and they are rewarded with jobs at the bank as human toilets.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Missed opportunity for “2 Mary 2 Poppins”
- Comment on I should call her 3 weeks ago:
I knew a guy who’s wife let him use Stair 2 on his birthday each year. He always seemed very safe.
- Comment on Contrast 3 weeks ago:
I know. But I ain’t tellin’…
- Comment on Genderfluid 🚿 3 weeks ago:
I slipped on a banana peel and the peel landed on my penis and then my penis fell off and now I’m DEI and Thanksgiving dinner is in ONLY TWO HOURS!!!
- Comment on Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda 3 weeks ago:
Propaganda softens it even, just say threats of voluntary harm and theft.
- Comment on Paid Time Off Hypocrisy 3 weeks ago:
Remember that part of the project is to destroy any trust that existed in the other branches of government prior to trump. In support of “unitary executive theory”, essentially an American monarchy led by an untouchable king.
Already done with the supreme court and well on its way in congress, with the decade plus of GOP obstruction since 2010 especially.
- Comment on New American Food Pyramid 3 weeks ago:
Suggesting a minor change…
- Comment on New American Food Pyramid 3 weeks ago:
Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It’s ones of the new staples.
- Comment on Why is that a problem? Did something bad happen in 1929? 5 weeks ago:
Okay… But it actually has “great” in the title and frankly that seems pretty great to me?
- Comment on Paul it's Barack Obama 5 weeks ago:
Lazy girls… They should read their own books?
- Comment on Paul it's Barack Obama 5 weeks ago:
STOP to Quit
GO to Hit
- Comment on This drip coffee is now $5 dollars, up from $2.50 3 years ago 5 weeks ago:
The trouble is that of the few remaining mom and pop places, they are typically run by folks that started working early and had limited education. They are fodder for manipulation. POS systems get in or cheap/free at times, charge for the service and “surface insights”.
“You could be charging most for X”
“this is your best seller on weekday afternoons”
And these decent folks, like many of us, can have some imposter syndrome. We don’t want to look like rubes so we press the button to test higher prices on X.
- Comment on One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't. 5 weeks ago:
You fool, I can now access your hub!!!
- Comment on Rich people don't understand us at all. 5 weeks ago:
No, the robot killed Grandma when it glitched out (having never properly functioned to start) fell on her and punctured her lung.
- Comment on Profit over people is a failed system 5 weeks ago:
We also learned about some once sheltered near monopolies and their white labeled lettuce to just about all fast food restaurants
