Jokes on you, she blows afterwards so my balls are nice and tight again
Unethical relationship advice
Submitted 4 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
donuts@lemmy.world 4 months ago
SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 4 months ago
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
Mac@mander.xyz 4 months ago
Marriage is for religious weirdos
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 months ago
Uh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ummm, that only means he was pissing.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
Maybe he just took a leak, because pee is stored in the balls.
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
This is a “masturbating is cheating” person, yeah?
KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
I mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?
lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 months ago
Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That’s why i fap, on company time.
3laws@lemmy.world 4 months ago
After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?
Snapz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Coming home after being out coming all day
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nah. The only way to know for sure is by taste.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Personally I go by humidity and vigor
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Thteven@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Honey, here i am for my ball check.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Reminds me of penis inspection day in school
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
ohhhh, that’s why i have such huge balls.
Norin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Lol that was the first thing that popped into my head too
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Dammit, beat me to it!
SimpleBro@lemy.lol 4 months ago
Is this even real?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Certainly feels so after a while
random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 months ago
While you’re there, they also have a chlorine like musk after load dump.
Asetru@feddit.org 4 months ago
Wish my wife would fondle my nuts daily to check whatever.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Her loose
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
How loose
KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Funnily enough this would reduce cheating in men that cheat.