Unethical relationship advice

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• Asetru@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Wish my wife would fondle my nuts daily to check whatever.

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  • Hiro8811@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Her loose

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      How loose

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  • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Funnily enough this would reduce cheating in men that cheat.

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• donuts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, she blows afterwards so my balls are nice and tight again

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• SlimeKnight@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Marriage is for religious weirdos

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Uh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.

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• riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ummm, that only means he was pissing.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Maybe he just took a leak, because pee is stored in the balls.

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• circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is a “masturbating is cheating” person, yeah?

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  • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?

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    • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That’s why i fap, on company time.

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    • 3laws@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?

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    • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Coming home after being out coming all day

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Nah. The only way to know for sure is by taste.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Personally I go by humidity and vigor

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Or smell

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• Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Honey, here i am for my ball check.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Reminds me of penis inspection day in school

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• 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  ohhhh, that’s why i have such huge balls.

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• Norin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  youtu.be/YDgTRY9vGCM?si=2pZw0h02sAO7pk9R

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Lol that was the first thing that popped into my head too

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Dammit, beat me to it!

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• SimpleBro@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Is this even real?

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Certainly feels so after a while

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  While you’re there, they also have a chlorine like musk after load dump.

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