dharmacurious

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wacky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, man, depends on the bags, but I love getting the flesh purse dangled into my enamal-bladed bear trap sometimes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wacky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.

  The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things that make you go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I were able to make a gif on my phone right now. You know the homer Simpson “mmmm, donuts” one?

  “Mmm, painal”,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things that make you go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends on if this alligator is in ecstasy or agony, I cannot tell.

  But the answer to either: anal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bit. I asked for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don;t more presidents put stuff to a national referendum like Clinton did a couple times? A person would get time off work to vote, show what americans actually want and so on.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would imagine that could be possible, but it would require our political parties to want a referendum process, which is pretty antithetical to the way they operate in general. I cannot imagine that ever, ever, ever happening in the US without first having gone through a major change in our system, vis a vis the the two current parties. If, somehow, we managed to get the very progressive/green/soft socialist types in power within the democratic party the way the ultra far right have taken over the Republican party then I could see it happening, but if that were to occur then I think it’s pretty likely to have followed some truly spectacular (potentially violent**) political upheaval in the country that would make the addition of referendum to our lives a footnote in the rest of what would be happening.

  And that’s assuming we could even get those kinds of people into power in the US, which I sincerely, genuinely doubt. But that’s just my opinion.

  **Pointing it out, not advocating for it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get zapped, idiot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe those, actually. Lemme ask Chatgpt to make sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll bite, teach me, oh sounding guru

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get zapped, idiot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI. There were no cameras back then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Iunno, even squishy seems like it would hurt a lot coming out of a hole that size. Like, would you use a soft silicone sounding rod the size of a bowling pen? Hell, even the size of a sharpie if you haven’t worked up to the size?

  That said, with a billion dollars I’d have senator buyin’ money… Hmm…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don;t more presidents put stuff to a national referendum like Clinton did a couple times? A person would get time off work to vote, show what americans actually want and so on.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the US does not have referendum. Some states do, but there is no national referendum in the US. If there were the country would likely be quite different. There are issues that “both sides” agree with that neither side push for because it’s not profitable. If we had a referendum we might be able get certain things passed.

  Of course, you’d have to depend on those in power to do the referendum to give us a chance to vote on it anyway…

  It’s almost as if representative democracy isn’t actually all that democratic most of the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How painful is the cumming of the giant sperm? That’s the size of a baby. If it’s not super painful I might take this deal, tbh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can just do stuff.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle parts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no idea, and I wouldn’t want to specul(um)ate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a hobby⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I genuinely want this to be real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubiousness⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would fully work on me. Especially if he replaced the drink, because obviously I’m not drinking that lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In that case, I think you did a good job. Though I’d probably have place Ike higher. He looks like he has a soul to me. A weird one. Like a soul that buys used undies from vending machines lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really depends. The title says it’s by how much it looks like they have a soul behind them eyes. W looks like he’s got one. And that’s what made him as dangerous as he was. “I wanna have a beer with the man!”

  Go have a fucking beer with him, then, but don’t give him access to the fucking oval Office!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… Is it harmful? Otherwise, protein!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Faith IV⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Faith,

  Please do not stop posting these. Please do not dump all of them into a single post.

  You must continue to give us a steady trickle of these emails.

  Please, Faith, continue at this pace, and then at the end give us a single post containing all of them, as a recap, in case we missed one.

  Thank you, Faith

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catnip wore off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason, my client messed up today and the images go with all the wrong posts. When I first say the image, it was a great moment:

  15052

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You may be more familiar with the clinical name, Crotch Lego

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Faith I⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, please someone explain this video to me. Is samir blind? Is this like, a test, to see if a blind man can drive with a navigator? Why is there a navigator telling him about medium lefts? Should a driver not be able to see a medium left coming up? What is happening here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science thank you card my daughter made⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We think alike lol

  My blog (terribly, terribly neglected) was called Aum My God, as it was about Dharma and related ideas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good Match⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … Twinky Dom you way?

  I’ve got a bear physique, and I can protect you in an apocalypse so long as you don’t mind living in the middle of nowhere and eating a lot of mushrooms. I’m particularly good at growing mushrooms, tomatoes, potatoes, and any form of squash or zucchini

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The jokes write themselves...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, I’m aware that I’m on the science memes comm right now, and that you’re all much smarter and more enlightened and mature and shit.

  But that dudes name is hitler and not one of you has said a word about it, and I find that very disappointing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐲 mg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In fact, we know that they did wear adorable hats made from compostable materials. It’s just that the hats were extremely valuable, and so whenever we find dead dinos without their hats it is likely because of grave robbing, or potentially even that they were murdered for their hats. Held at claw point, and marched into the tar pits, all for the hats so they proudly wore.

  Source: visions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a note⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss the cheap ass ditch weed of my youth. My tolerance is insanely low. One hit of anything nowadays and I’m too stoned and hate it :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Cooked Klingon Gagh (Yes…REALLY) | Ten Forward Test Kitchen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cannot believe I’m only now finding your channel! Watching the video as I type this, looking forward to the hasparat video, I’ve wanted to try it for years!