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- Comment on Bottoms up! 3 days ago:
You shall never see the light of God. To the outer darkness you shall be banished for the wickedness thou hast wrought upon the earth. Get thee behind me, foul creature.
- Comment on Womens fashion guide 1 week ago:
My God why is this so accurate.
- Comment on I'm sorry for all the horse memes, here's some certified gamer food instead 1 week ago:
Milk‽ I said less spicy! My God, man, I’m not a machine!
- Comment on I'm sorry for all the horse memes, here's some certified gamer food instead 1 week ago:
Looks really nice, but I can’t handle spicy foods. Any tips to make it a little milder?
- Comment on Ok, $23. Final offer. 1 week ago:
Same question, I didn’t recognize it. If someone answers you, will you update me, please?
- Comment on A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE. 3 weeks ago:
I would like to volunteer as morale officer, please
- Comment on A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE. 3 weeks ago:
And the gay oral sex in the bottom left…
- Comment on The real personality test 1 month ago:
I enunciate as clearly as possible, and only get louder if it doesn’t seem to be able to understand me.
However, Walgreens’ system is horrible, and I have been known to snap “PHARMACY” occasionally…
- Comment on late april fool's 1 month ago:
A true romantic gesture
- Comment on Do fingers ever stop growing? Do they shrink as you get older? 1 month ago:
I have no answer for you, other than I’d guess they stop growing the same way everything else does. Some changes but probably nothing drastic.
I mainly am commenting to say I love how absolutely stoned you are/were, and I’m happy for you to be that level of stoned.
- Comment on YUCK! 1 month ago:
I only cover mine with the solidified fata of cow juice.
- Comment on How fatal and painful is it if my belly gets stabbed/ripped open? 1 month ago:
In September my mom’s bowel ruptured due to a very large hernia she’d had for 20 years. She survived, but she spent a month in ICU recovering from the sepsis. The surgeries, the colostomy, none of it held a candle to the recovery from the sepsis. She was delirious for 3 weeks. Childlike, even. We thought it had done permanent brain damage, but thank God she recovered.
That was in September, it is now nearly 7 months later and she still can’t walk. She just doesn’t have the strength in he legs, and her blood pressure has not recovered. It’s very low, and when she stands it drops even worse, making it a risk she’ll pass out.
Sepsis is no fucking joke. The day she got sick I’ve never seen a human in that much pain. I’m really grateful that she doesn’t remember it, because it still gives me nightmares.
- Comment on I'm working on it, ok? 1 month ago:
I don’t have 6 hours of my salary in savings most days.
- Comment on Rizzler 1 month ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on Rizzler 1 month ago:
I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They’re not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that’s a pipe dream. Ain’t nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao
- Comment on Rizzler 1 month ago:
Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl
- Comment on Don't call before 9, my minutes aren't free 1 month ago:
He has iPhone. Idk how he still has that Mozart ringer (when you call him you hear Mozart). I didn’t know him back when that was popular
- Comment on Don't call before 9, my minutes aren't free 1 month ago:
Just wait till you find out people also used to pay for backgrounds and emoji. Lol. Scams and viruses, the lot of them.
- Comment on Don't call before 9, my minutes aren't free 1 month ago:
A friend of mine still has fucking Mozart playing when you call him.
- Comment on Don't call before 9, my minutes aren't free 1 month ago:
I used my brother’s vinyl lp of the rocky horror show (Australian cast) to record toucha toucha touch me for my ring tone, and my voicemail message was sweet transvestite(just the “how’d you do” bit).
My God I feel old right now
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 1 month ago:
Same boat. I think I guessed it, and it’s absolutely killing me knowing I’ll never know if I’m right. But also, my brain itch doesn’t trump doxxing a person (or even a squid) or their kid.
- Comment on Hustle tip 1 month ago:
If you ever visit (probably don’t, it’s a hellhole) try biscuits and gravy. Preferably from someone’s southern grandma or a gas station in rural Georgia. But if all else fails, Hardee’s is acceptable for someone without something to compare it to.
- Comment on Hustle tip 1 month ago:
Warm, soft, moist, and yeasty. It is soft and pillowy, with a chewy, crusty crust with just enough salt and butter
- Comment on Hustle tip 1 month ago:
I thought y’all didn’t have cookies? Like, I thought everything we called cookie you call biscuit?
Also, have you ever had an American style biscuit?
- Comment on Hustle tip 1 month ago:
That’s just sad. I need my million words for breads because I enjoy having different breads! How will I properly tell the baker what I want??
- Comment on Hustle tip 1 month ago:
Now just wait a damn minute here, is everything just called a biscuit outside of the US? Cookies are biscuits and now crackers are also biscuits? How do y’all distinguish things‽ “I’d like a biscuit” must be this dangerous game of roulette where you might get a delicious chocolate chip cookie or you might get a dry ass saltines or little teeny oyster crackers or God knows what else.
Y’all need new words for shit
- Comment on Can I lick it? Yes you can. 1 month ago:
The fuck did I do to you? Now I can feel my tongue and I don’t know how to breathe!
I hope you can hear your blinking for the rest of the day!
- Comment on Innovative construction technologies 1 month ago:
I can hear this gif
- Comment on bogs 1 month ago:
This is, honestly, one of the most horrific thoughts for me now. I would die. I would fuck right off this mortal coil. I would sink beneath the sour cranberry waves and drown, knowing the surface was spiderful, and there is no place there for me now. It belongs to the eight legged ones, and mankind’s reign has ended.