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- Comment on Good n dumb 6 days ago:
Ignoring the obvious conversation about downs, a story:
A friend of mine when we were roughly 20ish had a pregnant dog, and needed to go out of town. Asked me to watch the dog in case she had the puppies. I agreed. She then became very serious about complications in labor, and I told her not to worry, I had the vet’s number, and dog’s generally have an easier time of it than people. She kept going on about making sure she would be alright, and after listening to her for several minutes, it became clear she did not understand what would be happening, and was concerned there was a chance one of the babies would get stuck in the dog’s butt. Because she genuinely thought sometimes babies can come out the butt if they get lost in there.
- Comment on tits 2 weeks ago:
My mom’s name was Tina, and she would have found this absolutely hilarious
- Comment on Hey Benjamin 2 weeks ago:
I promise I’ll learn about dinosaurs one day, but in the meantime I’m too invested in my anime porn
- Comment on Hey Benjamin 2 weeks ago:
Ahhhhh. I am not an aficionado of such things, and was unfamiliar
- Comment on Hey Benjamin 2 weeks ago:
Peter? Peter help!
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
Oh, I’m not active like that anymore. I’m much too old, fat, and ugly to spontaneously pull 12 random strippers at closing time on Key West now. Hahaha
But honestly, things are much easier and simpler now. I like the monogamy thing nowadays
- Comment on You have nothing to lose but your brains 2 weeks ago:
Remember, people, the economy depends on you. It is important to be responsible, and to #ActYourWage
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 2 weeks ago:
One of my favorite things in life is using Latin or Greek plurals on words that it makes absolutely no sense to use them on, and do not follow the rules of any language naturally involved.
I had steak and potati for dinner last night. Just one steak, though, I cannot eat multiple steakices
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
Not familiar with the name, so I googled. I knew Stacy’s Mom, but not his name. He also wrote just about every one of my favorite songs from the show! Such a shame he passed so young
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
Aw, damn. I’m sorry to hear that. Stay safe out there, friend <3
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
It’s one of my favorites. Took me forever to give it a shot. I didn’t think a musical to stand up to multiple episodes, much less seasons, but it’s good. First Penis I Ever Saw absolutely slaps. Anything from Paula, really
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
the math of love triangles is often quite useful in life
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
When we throw trains into the mix it gets even more complicated
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
I had 12 once, it was a lot of fun, but quite disorderly and took days to recover from. 9/10, would recommend
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
Having done the moshpit thing, I’d like to try the train some day
- Comment on multitasking🙂↕️ 2 weeks ago:
I think all gang bangs are orgies, but not all orgies are gang bangs
- Comment on Thanks for coming to my TED talk 3 weeks ago:
Nah, no lady bugs or whatever the Japanese beetle that has replaced them in the US is called in my home.
Lived in TN for since 09, and when those things find a way in it’s awful. They have crawled into my ears while sleeping (they bite, did you know? I didn’t. Ow.), they have eaten through window screens, chewed a hole in the drywall, and done general havoc. There was a mostly unused room where I found about 1000 or more of then hanging in a corner. The mass was so large I genuinely thought it was some kind of hornets nest or something.
- Comment on Astronauts are funny 3 weeks ago:
She was dressed as Janeway, and made a reference to there being coffee in that nebula, but refer to a a refill shipment. And upon googling it to make sure I had it right, it was actually in 2015 that that happened and I just heard about it and assumed it was current. Samantha Cristoforetti was who said it
- Comment on Astronauts are funny 3 weeks ago:
My favorite is the Janeway reference
- Comment on Wing boy 3 weeks ago:
When I was like 15-16 I was riding in my buddy’s car and he asked our other friend to pump gas. When he got back in he kept complaining about smelling gasoline, and kept saying dude had gotten it on his hands. He was being a real dick about it, so when he wasn’t looking dude reached down and fondled his nuts and when he kept on dude was like “dude, smell my hand! It’s fine!” And he did. And the entire group of us lost our shit it was so funny. Except for the driver, who was pissed. But, like 2 weeks before that the driver had walked up behind the same guy while he was sitting and just flopped his super long dick on his shoulder through his fly, so, like, he set the tone of the friendship with that shit.
- Comment on Teenis 3 weeks ago:
I prefer “peeper.” As in “Doc, my peeper is leaking that bright purple fluid again, can you get the mallet?”
- Comment on Wacky 4 weeks ago:
Idk, man, depends on the bags, but I love getting the flesh purse dangled into my enamal-bladed bear trap sometimes
- Comment on Wacky 4 weeks ago:
My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.
The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao
- Comment on Things that make you go 4 weeks ago:
I wish I were able to make a gif on my phone right now. You know the homer Simpson “mmmm, donuts” one?
“Mmm, painal”,
- Comment on Things that make you go 4 weeks ago:
It depends on if this alligator is in ecstasy or agony, I cannot tell.
But the answer to either: anal
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I bit. I asked for this.
- Comment on Why don;t more presidents put stuff to a national referendum like Clinton did a couple times? A person would get time off work to vote, show what americans actually want and so on. 1 month ago:
I would imagine that could be possible, but it would require our political parties to want a referendum process, which is pretty antithetical to the way they operate in general. I cannot imagine that ever, ever, ever happening in the US without first having gone through a major change in our system, vis a vis the the two current parties. If, somehow, we managed to get the very progressive/green/soft socialist types in power within the democratic party the way the ultra far right have taken over the Republican party then I could see it happening, but if that were to occur then I think it’s pretty likely to have followed some truly spectacular (potentially violent**) political upheaval in the country that would make the addition of referendum to our lives a footnote in the rest of what would be happening.
And that’s assuming we could even get those kinds of people into power in the US, which I sincerely, genuinely doubt. But that’s just my opinion.
**Pointing it out, not advocating for it
- Comment on get zapped, idiot 1 month ago:
Maybe those, actually. Lemme ask Chatgpt to make sure
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’ll bite, teach me, oh sounding guru
- Comment on get zapped, idiot 1 month ago:
AI. There were no cameras back then