jballs

@jballs@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like a buffet would fix this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Serious question: Why the fuck does he stand like that with his hands turned so his palms are facing backwards and his arms are straight down?

  That is physically uncomfortable to do and looks moronic. I can’t imagine him doing this on purpose, but I also can’t see him holding such an unnatural position unconsciously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are some shows so dark?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I didn’t notice till I read your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, you dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see how Johnson and Johnson haven’t sued the absolute shit out of him at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t used to vegetables with structure.

  Lol this just perfectly described my experience perfectly. I grew up eating mostly canned vegetables. When I started cooking as an adult, I didn’t think I liked vegetables. Until I followed recipes cooking with fresh veggies. The “structure” is totally different! And delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking math...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did engineers come up with that last one though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw that pop up as a recommendation the other day but forgot to watch it until you posted that. Cool video! Weird how they come up with this crazy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bargain⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good points and that chorizo looks tasty as hell. But the French reference was referring to it being called a “charcuterie” board.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are my fingers black⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My neighbor reported us for animal cruelty once because we had a Samoyed that loved to sit out in the snow.

  Animal Control showed up, looked at our dog happily in a snow pile, confirmed that he had a dog house if he wanted and could come inside of he wanted - and then told the neighbor not to call again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember that part from Drivers Ed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This summer, we were driving out of our neighborhood and came across a car that had all 4 tires completely blown out and destroyed. I was baffled at how that could happen, since it was a pretty calm spot of road. Maybe the police had put down spike strips to stop a fleeing car?

  Then on my way back into the neighborhood I went around our round about and saw the tire tracks of a car that went right through the middle but then left the ground. The dude must have done exactly what was in this GIF!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of sick freak

  Pronounces the word “chocolate”

  With a hard “O” sound?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, guys, it's just not happening⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨am I cooked chat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  gordon can’t reheat his nachos because he is the nachos

  Poetry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being a dude sucks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate you making a screen cap of this. Every once in a while my wife will show me a TikTok video of someone just pointing to some text - and I read the text but keep watching the video just waiting for something to happen. Annoys the shit out of me every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would never call that person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s weird but at one point in the last 10 years, society just decided that everyone uses vibrate now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bred⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so dumb. I love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents are getting younger over time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, Republicans made a big deal out of how old Biden was, but failed to mention that no matter what, whoever won the election would be the oldest president ever elected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean... This is it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta pull back the nuts and give her that emergency inch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He knows his ABCs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to defend the Honda Element here, because it is ugly as fuck. But I will say, I got into a friend’s Element a few years ago and was shocked at how much space it has inside.

  Other cars pull a lot of tricks to make them “feel” more roomy inside. But Honda just went “fuck it, big ass cube” and didn’t need any tricks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dates a 19 y/o⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah I think it holds up. Bill Belichick, 73, was in the news for dating a 24 year old and it’s not only as creepy and gross, but also like she’s taking advantage of him by inserting herself into his interviews.

  If he were dating a 43 year old, I don’t think anyone would be nearly as concerned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how t⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was honestly expecting a lot worse, given the recent hole in neck current events.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would be useful...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like the text should be swapped here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.

  I love science

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Lol this is kind of fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I loved these books!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooooof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably both

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He 's even was promoting shooting people who try to take your rights away.

  Fixed that for ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t, but I think the old community on Reddit kind of died out with the vaccines becoming wildly available. I will admit, that was the highlight of many of my days during peak COVID. It was fucked up, but therapeutic in some weird way.