jballs
@jballs@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on no ragrets 3 days ago:
They are absolute crackheads. Adorable, fuzzy, crackheads.
- Comment on Anon encounters magic 4 days ago:
This song was my jam circa 2000
- Comment on Anon disturbs the Force 6 days ago:
In my experience, Lemmy users are pretty old compared to most other online communities. I don’t know if there’s been a poll, but my guess is most users are older than their late 30s.
Hopefully y’all old mother fuckers have gotten some ass by now.
- Comment on Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom? 1 week ago:
She is an HTML element that specifies inline text that should be displayed as a subscript.
- Comment on Anon experiences freedom 1 week ago:
It seems like it would be lucrative
My mind read that as “it seems like it would be lubricative” and it still made sense.
- Comment on Ow ow ow ow ow 2 weeks ago:
This may very well be the weirdest comment I’ve ever upvoted
- Comment on What Did William Burrito Mean by This? 2 weeks ago:
And at those BBQs, they’re gonna fix you a bomb ass plate of some awesome meat that they’ve been working on for hours.
- Comment on A balanced diet is important 2 weeks ago:
At least he had the good sense to hit the ENTER key before he passed.
- Comment on WHY 2 weeks ago:
Well that certainly doesn’t sound consensual.
- Comment on WHY 2 weeks ago:
Oh is that what that Cancel button is for?
- Comment on How does this pic show that Elon Musk doesnt know SQL? 2 weeks ago:
I think the thing that’s catching you up the most is that you’re assuming Elon has the slightest clue what he’s talking about about. In your mind, you’ve read the words “the social security database” from his post and have made assumptions about what that means.
I’ve worked with databases for 20+ years, several of those being years working on federal government systems. Each agency has dozens or possibly hundreds of databases all used for different purposes. Saying “the social security database” is so fucking general that it’s basically nonsensical. It’d be like saying “Ford’s car database”.
Elon clearly heard someone technical talking about something, them misinterpreted it for his own purposes to justify what he is doing by destroying our government institutions. His follow up of saying the government doesn’t use SQL just reinforces that point.
Trying to logically backtrack into what he actually meant - and what the primary keys should be - is just sane washing an insane statement.
- Comment on WHY 2 weeks ago:
Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender.
Lol what
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Give me the…couch
Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account
- Comment on Envy is a strong sentiment [Trump / Musk] 2 weeks ago:
Lol why is this marked NSFW?
- Comment on my version is better 2 weeks ago:
And asked me if I needed a ride!
- Comment on brain blowing orgasms 2 weeks ago:
Nuts, immediately becomes Nihilistic.
- Comment on brain blowing orgasms 2 weeks ago:
Living the dream.
- Comment on I mean I would totally give it a try 2 weeks ago:
A large difference, but they also somehow end up in the same place at the end.
- Comment on Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop 3 weeks ago:
Peak irony is that the first ad shown is them trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
- Comment on Facebook Illegally Downloaded ALOT of Books... 3 weeks ago:
lot
- Comment on Reddit Refugees 3 weeks ago:
Now that you mention it, offering someone an egg went from “wtf?” to “hell yeah, free egg!” real quick.
- Comment on Anon lives with his sister 3 weeks ago:
You’ve been missing out, homie .
- Comment on In case you didn't know 3 weeks ago:
Math checks out.
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 4 weeks ago:
Took the words right out of my mouth
- Comment on Anon gives up on Bitcoin in 2010 4 weeks ago:
Just did the math. That’s $2.5 million today. Oooof
- Comment on Anon gives up on Bitcoin in 2010 4 weeks ago:
I had a cowoker who used to mine bitcoins back then. He said that it was a fun hobby but when he was moving to California he didn’t think he would be able to make enough money to justify the higher electrical bill.
He was making about $60 a month farming Bitcoin, when it was $0.30 a piece. Had he kept just a month’s worth of that, it would be worth $20.5 million dollars.
- Comment on The one drawback to walking at night 4 weeks ago:
Getting your star stolen in MarioParty is probably the leading cause for most of the murders.
- Comment on It was impossible to resist 5 weeks ago:
90s doctors should have been more specific when they told us to eat more greens.
- Comment on Anon has a business idea 5 weeks ago:
When we were picking out a photographer for our wedding, we heard a piece of advice that had stuck with me over the years. Which was to think of wedding photos as an appreciating asset that gets more valuable over time.
You can look at your photos the week after the wedding and they might not seem all that special. The memories are still fresh and not much has changed. But then when you look at them on your 10th or 20th anniversary , it brings up those memories you had forgotten about. It reminds you of happy times with friends and relatives that might be dead now. Fast forward to 50 years later and those pictures might be the most priceless thing that you have.
So yeah… AI photos might fill that Instagram need of modern weddings, but long-term feel completely worthless. Hoping this story is fake as well, but wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some truth to it.
- Comment on Good afternoon I choose vigilante justice. 5 weeks ago:
Lol I do appreciate the Costco size parking spaces. You’d have to be a really asshole to ding someone’s doors in a Costco parking lot.