jballs
@jballs@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I hate what the Internet has done to us 10 hours ago:
And as a hole
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 day ago:
I have one of those meal delivery kit subscriptions where they send you ingredients and recipes each week for you to make their meals. I am surprised at how many different sauces can be made with sour cream. Add a little bit of water, garlic, salt and pepper, - and you’ve got a delicious white sauce that goes on almost anything.
- Comment on Polymarket bet: Will Trump praise Allah again by April 15? 2 days ago:
At least this shitty timeline is entertaining
- Comment on An intelligence of pure malevolence. 3 days ago:
One of my friends, who has never had a cat, told me that cats were way stupider than dogs because they didn’t follow basic commands and probably didn’t even know their own names.
I think it takes living with cats to realize that they are smart as hell and understand a lot of what you’re saying - they just don’t give a fuck.
- Comment on marriage update 2 weeks ago:
I would prefer a few standard options to choose from. Leaving it as a fill in the blank is a lot of pressure.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO Says He Gets Where The DLSS 5 Outrage Is Coming From: ‘I Don’t Love AI Slop Myself’ 2 weeks ago:
I’m still trying to decode that sentence.
“You know, all of the AI-generated content increasingly looks similar and they’re all beautiful and so I’m empathetic towards what they’re thinking.”
Who does he mean by “they”? Who’s beautiful? Who’s he empathetic towards?
- Comment on Worth it 2 weeks ago:
- I need to shower
- I just showered
I hate how accurate this is.
- Comment on Infinity vape gauntlet 3 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Day 611 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
Single player it’s fun too. I can’t help but feel it doesn’t have a lot of replay ability to me personally once i get out of the early game. By summer it just becomes the standard checklist for me.
This is crazy talk. There’s always so much to add and improve!
- Comment on It's a classic 3 weeks ago:
Yeah that’s wild. This dude scarred a generation.
- Comment on The Digital Plague: When World of Warcraft Accidentally Simulated a Pandemic (my article!) 3 weeks ago:
My neighbor was a shithead. There were lots of places where masks were mandatory, so she got herself a “protest mask” which was a decorative mask - almost like a thin chainmail - that didn’t actually do anything. Stupid people are assholes.
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 4 weeks ago:
My Algorithm’s Gone Apeshit
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 4 weeks ago:
Mama says that MAGAts are are ornery because they got all them medical issues and no health care.
- Comment on FADED. 🥴 4 weeks ago:
Candace Owens isn’t a politician. She’s a useful idiot that says controversial stuff and makes conservatives feel good about themselves because surely if a black lady says stuff they agree with, then that’s almost the same as having black friends and therefore they can’t be racist.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 4 weeks ago:
I had to put a jumper on the motherboard to do a hard BIOS reset on my son’s PC, and format the hard drive and do a fresh OS install. There are reddit threads and YouTube videos of people doing the same. I consider that bricked, but I suppose your definition could be more extreme.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 4 weeks ago:
Battlefield 6 was the best-selling game in the U.S. in 2025.
Wow that’s surprising to me considering how it required Secure Boot enabled, which bricked a lot of people’s PCs. I installed the beta for my son and thought “there’s no fucking way the average gamer is going to be able to do this.”
- Comment on GoldenEye 007: The Accidental Masterpiece Trapped in Licensing Limbo 4 weeks ago:
Nice article. I had no idea GoldenEye was rereleased a few years ago! I’ll have to check it out.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
My name is jballs and it’s been 0 days since I’ve gone down.
- Comment on Stardew Valley 10-year Anniversary Video 5 weeks ago:
Dammit… Now I’m gonna have to play Stardew Valley again for the next few months.
- Comment on Trending 5 weeks ago:
Did she get fired too?
- Comment on Now that the DOW is below 50,000, are we allowed to care again? 5 weeks ago:
Aw man, Scam Blondie’s song didn’t age very well.
- Comment on Anon lives in the past 1 month ago:
I bought an HDMI adapter for my old Wii that’d been sitting on a shelf for years. Fired it up and it still works great! Wii Sports, Mario Kart, Guitar Hero: all entertaining as ever!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
- Comment on Womp womp womp. 1 month ago:
Yeah it is. I saw that movie for my 12th birthday and it still holds a special place in my heart.
- Comment on 💀🌈🙏🌈💀 1 month ago:
That actually kinda makes sense though. He was saying he didn’t want a relationship, just the sex part. I’m sure Charlie Sheen would have no problem finding people to have sex with that didn’t require payment, they would just expect a relationship as part of it.
As opposed to other dude, who just was gay and was trying to sound like he wasn’t gay.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Seems like the article mentioned Steam numbers, which is probably a bit off considering most people are probably still using Battlenet.
- Comment on Must be nice 1 month ago:
I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 1 month ago:
Shawarma is the closest I’ve found, but it’s not quite the same. Gyros usually are made with pitas, which isn’t how the kebabs I used to eat were made.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 1 month ago:
Turkish-German Döner is so popular it is sold basically everywhere now.
I fucking wish. I lived in France 20+ years ago and loved the stuff. Came back to the US and have been waiting to see a good Döner kebab for over 2 decades now.
- Comment on Acciracy 1 month ago:
Still got those crazy eyes though.