jballs
@jballs@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Infinity vape gauntlet 1 day ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Day 611 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 day ago:
Single player it’s fun too. I can’t help but feel it doesn’t have a lot of replay ability to me personally once i get out of the early game. By summer it just becomes the standard checklist for me.
This is crazy talk. There’s always so much to add and improve!
- Comment on It's a classic 2 days ago:
Yeah that’s wild. This dude scarred a generation.
- Comment on The Digital Plague: When World of Warcraft Accidentally Simulated a Pandemic (my article!) 3 days ago:
My neighbor was a shithead. There were lots of places where masks were mandatory, so she got herself a “protest mask” which was a decorative mask - almost like a thin chainmail - that didn’t actually do anything. Stupid people are assholes.
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
My Algorithm’s Gone Apeshit
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
Mama says that MAGAts are are ornery because they got all them medical issues and no health care.
- Comment on FADED. 🥴 1 week ago:
Candace Owens isn’t a politician. She’s a useful idiot that says controversial stuff and makes conservatives feel good about themselves because surely if a black lady says stuff they agree with, then that’s almost the same as having black friends and therefore they can’t be racist.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 1 week ago:
I had to put a jumper on the motherboard to do a hard BIOS reset on my son’s PC, and format the hard drive and do a fresh OS install. There are reddit threads and YouTube videos of people doing the same. I consider that bricked, but I suppose your definition could be more extreme.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 1 week ago:
Battlefield 6 was the best-selling game in the U.S. in 2025.
Wow that’s surprising to me considering how it required Secure Boot enabled, which bricked a lot of people’s PCs. I installed the beta for my son and thought “there’s no fucking way the average gamer is going to be able to do this.”
- Comment on GoldenEye 007: The Accidental Masterpiece Trapped in Licensing Limbo 1 week ago:
Nice article. I had no idea GoldenEye was rereleased a few years ago! I’ll have to check it out.
- Comment on happy international womens day💜 1 week ago:
My name is jballs and it’s been 0 days since I’ve gone down.
- Comment on Stardew Valley 10-year Anniversary Video 2 weeks ago:
Dammit… Now I’m gonna have to play Stardew Valley again for the next few months.
- Comment on Trending 2 weeks ago:
Did she get fired too?
- Comment on Now that the DOW is below 50,000, are we allowed to care again? 2 weeks ago:
Aw man, Scam Blondie’s song didn’t age very well.
- Comment on Anon lives in the past 3 weeks ago:
I bought an HDMI adapter for my old Wii that’d been sitting on a shelf for years. Fired it up and it still works great! Wii Sports, Mario Kart, Guitar Hero: all entertaining as ever!
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 3 weeks ago:
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
- Comment on Womp womp womp. 3 weeks ago:
Yeah it is. I saw that movie for my 12th birthday and it still holds a special place in my heart.
- Comment on 💀🌈🙏🌈💀 3 weeks ago:
That actually kinda makes sense though. He was saying he didn’t want a relationship, just the sex part. I’m sure Charlie Sheen would have no problem finding people to have sex with that didn’t require payment, they would just expect a relationship as part of it.
As opposed to other dude, who just was gay and was trying to sound like he wasn’t gay.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Seems like the article mentioned Steam numbers, which is probably a bit off considering most people are probably still using Battlenet.
- Comment on Must be nice 4 weeks ago:
I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 4 weeks ago:
Shawarma is the closest I’ve found, but it’s not quite the same. Gyros usually are made with pitas, which isn’t how the kebabs I used to eat were made.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 4 weeks ago:
Turkish-German Döner is so popular it is sold basically everywhere now.
I fucking wish. I lived in France 20+ years ago and loved the stuff. Came back to the US and have been waiting to see a good Döner kebab for over 2 decades now.
- Comment on Acciracy 4 weeks ago:
Still got those crazy eyes though.
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 5 weeks ago:
Fucking groooooooooooossss
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 5 weeks ago:
Yeah my biggest regret is that I know my personality of hardly ever completely cashing out of anything. If I ever trade stock options and have a call up big, I’ll usually sell part of it and hold the rest till expiration.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 5 weeks ago:
In 2012, one of my friends in Colorado had a Bitcoin mining rig that was making $200 worth of Bitcoin a month. But he was moving to California where energy prices were higher, so he offered to sell me the whole thing. He wanted just over $1,000 for it, which was too rich for my blood. At the time I thought “it might break even in 5 months, or it could start losing money if prices go down or if Bitcoin gets harder to mine. Too risky.”
I think Bitcoin was around $5 a piece at the time, so it would have been putting out 40 coins a month. Now logically I know that had I bought that mining rig from him, I certainly wouldn’t have held everything it made and waited to sell until Bitcoin peaked. But every once in a while, like right now, I do the math and realize that thing was pumping out $13,731,278 a month at today’s prices and just fucking hate my life.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 5 weeks ago:
home vasectomy kits
- Comment on Im curious what they will come up with 1 month ago:
Many assumed after the “South Park” Season 27 premiere aired that its entire climactic sequence was created using AI. The new BTS images, however, reveal that not only was it practically filmed, but the micropenis featured in it was really Parker’s finger.
Haha that’s a great pic
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 month ago:
Dammit this is so true. With us, it’s chips. My teenage son poured himself almost an entire bag of Doritos into a bowl the other day. But them sometimes I notice our pantry is overflowing with bags of chips because everyone has magically decided they don’t eat chips now.
- Comment on Naughty birds 1 month ago:
I reject your reality and accept OP’s reality - where these birds are alive and happily drunk. Sorry, but that’s just the world we live in now.
