jballs

@jballs@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck yea bro!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just imagined a pair of balls waking up from the Matrix, looking around, and going “put me back in.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s Well Past Time for a Four-Day Workweek⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’d say I Lemmy for about 16 hours a week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember your fallen heroes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This movie is one of my first core memories. I distinctly remember standing on the movie theater seats cheering with my brother when they played the “The Touch” and my mom smacking us and telling us to sit down.

  I also remember Optimus Prime cussing in that movie (“damn”?) and being shocked - but now I can’t find it when searching. So maybe I made that part up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hbd 2 uu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The autism is off the charts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is gonna go just fine 💯⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This has got to be AI, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The truth is our there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Sometimes Lemmy posts line up in perfect coincidences and it freaks me out a little.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God speed brother⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve only hit Ante 13 so far. I’ve got a looong way to go!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God speed brother⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Joe’s defense, Balatro is fucking dope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon listens to Obi-Wan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seeing Obi-Wan in a suit is weird as hell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well damn. Glad he's dead.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol my buddy just married one of those. I don’t know the terms of their pre-nup, or if they even did one. Wish we had a remind me bot so I could report back in 2 years!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Differences of Opinion by Wendy Cope⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How could you not believe in the scientific method? Propose a hypothesis, test for hypothesis, confirm or review your hypothesis, repeat.

  Saying you don’t believe in that basically is the same as stating you’re dumb as hell and don’t believe in proving ideas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥵🥵🥵⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why thank you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's an arborist⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like an awful lot of effort just to jack off a tree branch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Joker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just thanked the Lord she didn’t live to see her son as a batmaid.

  Batman! (high-pitched cough) Bat-MAN!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ides of Pride⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have some old hard drives that only use IDE, but no computer that has an IDE port. Can’t bring myself to throw them away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays World of Warcraft⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I kind of feel guilty for enjoying Crime Scene Cleaner. At least in my defense, my house is not covered in blood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol you’re a bit late to the party

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that means you’ve got a lazy eye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s probably some sociology at play here. If you ask a guy and a girl to look at their own finger nails, they usually do it differently.

  Guys tend to bend their fingers with their palm facing towards them - since their main concern is checking if there’s any diet under their nails.

  Girls tend to straighten their fingers and point their palm away from them - since their main concern is how their nails looks to others.

  So yeah… when guys are taking dick pics, they need to override that tendency and be more mindful of other people’s perspectives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even the worst among us sacrifice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol genuinely felt bad for the guy when they mentioned the solitary male and zoomed in on him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is an introvert⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s referencing back to the original post about girls shaking their asses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting rid of some Steam keys (One per Person)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this idea. I’ve got a bunch of keys from Humble Choice that I’ve accumulated. I should probably do the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s basically what happens when you join the auto-fill queue and get assinged Support in League of Legends.

  And then your team flames you for not chipping enough wood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I actually like the idea of controlling one hero a lot more than focusing on commanding a whole army.

  My only problem is how fucking toxic MOBA communities are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Factorio graphics don’t appeal to me, but I do love me some Satisfactory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads horror⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think his latest stuff is pretty good. The Mr. Mercedes and Holly series are an interesting take on a detective series, IMO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads horror⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What makes it bad is they’re not teenagers. They’re 11 year olds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did we send this? Were we trying to scare the aliens away?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha I imagine there was actually a lot of thought into these photos to show what was happening without having additional context. Like that dude is showing a bite that has been taken already, while showing what he’s doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did we send this? Were we trying to scare the aliens away?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, those Earthlings are freaks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫡🫡🫡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good Lord that is a might gullet!