jballs
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- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 3 hours ago:
If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
It’s all for show. You can tell because that’s the mayor of NYC right behind him.
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
I want to crowd fund a big bronze statue like this. Except Luigi is St. Michael and Thompson is Satan.
I’d pitch in for it.
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
See, it’s not for publicity! Eric Adams is there to stop the public from freeing Luigi from law enforcement!
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
Lmao at the guy repelling “hut hut hut hut”
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
Trump’s obsession with Hannibal is a thousand times funnier when you realize it’s because he doesn’t know the difference being political asylum and a mental asylum.
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
When asked, that’s probably what the police would say as justification. And it sounds almost plausible, until you realize that’s the mayor behind him.
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
I’m currently reading _Danny Coughlin’s Bad Dream which is a short story by Stephen King about an innocent person accused of a crime. He had a similar line about “whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?”
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
Holy shit now that you mention it, homeboy is massive.
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- Comment on bringin' it back, babyback 1 week ago:
Cracks me up that big ass jeans are coming back in style. But the big jeans teens are wearing aren’t even close to what we were wearing in the 90s. I’m sure they’ll get there in a couple years.
- Comment on A scientific discovery 1 week ago:
Pull back on you nutsack and give her that emergency inch!
- Comment on Subway lovers posted 1 week ago:
I’m not sure congratulations are in order. Condolences, maybe.
- Comment on Unethical relationship advice 1 week ago:
Lol that was the first thing that popped into my head too
- Comment on Anon's first time 1 week ago:
Fake: Girl touches anon’s junk
Gay: This is clearly a long con to get other dudes to ask for pics of anon’s balls.
- Comment on USA USA! 2 weeks ago:
I stopped watching Chappelle since the while trans bashing thing, but someone sent me a link of him yesterday that made me laugh. He’s at least well aware that Trump is a terrible pick for poor people.
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- Comment on Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now! 2 weeks ago:
Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Kaiser isn’t a typical insurance company though. They’re an HMO. Which means they tell you what doctor you can go to. Think you need to see a specialist? Too bad, the general practitioner doesn’t think it’s necessary.
So they deny a lot of claims by preventing you from going to the right doctor in the first place.
- Comment on Anon is an engineer 2 weeks ago:
That and if you have a significant other, you might also score a celebratory shagging.
- Comment on YEET 2 weeks ago:
Saying this with only an understanding of orbital mechanics learned from Kerbal Space Program, I’d say the chances are damn near 0%. Hitting the sun is actually pretty difficult and requires a precise amount of Δv (change in velocity). This thing had such a huge Δv that it would have left the solar system.
- Comment on i hate hate hate stuart little 2 weeks ago:
Fievel would whoop Stuart’s ass, no question. Remy would still slaughter Fievel though. Rat vs mouse is no contest. Unless Fievel can call in his cat buddy, Tiger, as backup. But Tiger’s a bit of a lil bitch himself, so my money is still on Remy.
- Comment on Anon visits the Philippines 3 weeks ago:
Honestly it all depends on where you’re at when your ordering. For example, that “Large” shown there is what you get at a movie theater when ordering a Small.
- Comment on Anon visits the Philippines 3 weeks ago:
Yeah I’m reading this Aussie orders a large meal, received a large meal, and was ungrateful. When you’re in America, you accept your diabetes and say “thank you may I have another?”
- Comment on Anon is a nostalgic gamer 3 weeks ago:
Except for my knees
- Comment on This world is cruel… 4 weeks ago:
I only know one guy who is into blacksmithing and - being a nerd myself, I saw this with kindness - but this dude is a super nerd. He’s also one of the scrawniest dudes I know. I’ve heard him tell women that he’s into blacksmithing before and it definitely does not have the desired effect that this chart would imply.
You always have to consider Rule #1 when taking these things into account.
- Comment on Anon plays pretend 4 weeks ago:
My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin’ to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.
Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we’re cookin’ now - I’m all rizzed up”
- Comment on Cat Calibration 5 weeks ago:
into*
- Comment on But yes. 5 weeks ago:
“This is you as an old man. I’m ugly and dead alone.”
- Comment on I would personally just treat whatever direction I'm facing at the time as North and go from there. 5 weeks ago:
Lol this guy over here using the stars to navigate.
