jballs
@jballs@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon dates a gymnast 1 day ago:
Flex and Gaylord.
According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms
Gaylord:
On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.
- Comment on Why can't I change the terms and conditions in a pre-signed contract with a corpo? 1 week ago:
Unfortunately (or fortunately, probably) contract law doesn’t really work that way. If you sneakily change a contract or even verbally misrepresent what’s in that contract, it can be challenged in court.
It can be difficult to prove though. For example, if a car sales person verbally says your car payment will be $100 but the contract you sign says $1,000 then you can argue in court that they misrepresented what you signed and the $100 should stand. But it’s hard to prove what was said was different than what was signed.
Same concept if your landlord signed something, sent it to you to sign and you modified it to something else without communicating a change. If they can show the original document they sent you, you’re boned.
- Comment on When God Sings, We All Sing 1 week ago:
Ah shit that reminds me, is Mitch McConnell still alive?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Relevant timing: people.com/ariana-grande-taking-step-back-after-t…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
When we saw Wicked, I turned to my wife and said “someone needs to fix that girl a sandwich.”
Seriously though, it’s sad to see. No healthy person is that skinny.
- Comment on Euphoria for a thousand kernals 2 weeks ago:
Nope, not clicking that. Too risky.
- Comment on wtf 2 weeks ago:
Reminds me of the old split depth gifs subreddit.
- Comment on If I had to see it, so do you 2 weeks ago:
As in, they failed to take the ones that were prescribed to them.
- Comment on Anon orders food 2 weeks ago:
That’s the part that’s criminal about delivery fees not going to the driver. My nephew used to deliver for a pizza place but then switched to Uber Eats after his pizza company outsourced and fired all the drivers.
People place orders and see that they’re paying a delivery fee, a service fee, and a higher menu price than ordering in the store and then think that they don’t need to tip much (if anything) because surely that money is going to the driver doing the actual work and deliverying the food.
But nope, the driver gets paid very little for taking an order. The tip is the vast majority of their salary. My nephew will show me screenshots of orders that he gets that will be like “drive 10 miles to pickup the order, then 5 miles to picked the second piece of the order, then 10 miles to deliver it - for $2.00.”
What’s worse is that since companies have figured out they can hide this from consumers and get away with it, they’ve expanded to stuff like “same day delivery” from retail stores. Customers think “same day delivery” is the equivalent to an item being shipped, so would never consider tipping. But it turns out those services are also going through delivery drivers like Uber Eats, meaning someone will pick up a retail order in their own car and get paid next to nothing without tips (which most people don’t even think to pay).
Tipping in lieu of salary is a scam.
- Comment on virtual politics 2 weeks ago:
I had very similar experiences with my grandmother. It hurts to look at pictures of her from that time, because she has a smile on her face but it’s clear she wasn’t “there”.
It’s pretty telling that they’ll prop Mitch up on some pillows and have him loosely hold a newspaper in one hand, but won’t let a reporter anywhere near him.
- Comment on Anon is a tourist 3 weeks ago:
Fake: Anon goes outside
Gay: Anon is fantasizing about being half naked in front of 20 people, most likely all men.
- Comment on Badge of Honor 3 weeks ago:
No results found for “jballs”.
This is an outrage!
- Comment on I made a game. It is short adventure about bying bread during the war. It is free to play. And i am looking for feedback. 3 weeks ago:
You’d love Coconut Simulator
- Comment on I prefer mine with the bone 3 weeks ago:
Kinda surprised people were saying “dead ass” in 2017. For some reason I thought that was more recent.
- Comment on Anon joins a shitposting group 4 weeks ago:
r/the_donald used to be hilarious. Right up until it became serious.
- Comment on The Ol' Switcheroo 4 weeks ago:
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he lived; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
- Comment on Keeping my promise to Zephyr 5 weeks ago:
A while back my work told us to stop using the word “guys” when referring to groups of people since it wasn’t inclusive.
I switched to “homies” and honestly it’s better in all situations.
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 month ago:
I just imagined a pair of balls waking up from the Matrix, looking around, and going “put me back in.”
- Comment on It’s Well Past Time for a Four-Day Workweek 1 month ago:
Yeah I’d say I Lemmy for about 16 hours a week
- Comment on Remember your fallen heroes 1 month ago:
This movie is one of my first core memories. I distinctly remember standing on the movie theater seats cheering with my brother when they played the “The Touch” and my mom smacking us and telling us to sit down.
I also remember Optimus Prime cussing in that movie (“damn”?) and being shocked - but now I can’t find it when searching. So maybe I made that part up?
- Comment on Hbd 2 uu 1 month ago:
The autism is off the charts
- Comment on This is gonna go just fine 💯 1 month ago:
This has got to be AI, right?
- Comment on The truth is our there 1 month ago:
- Comment on God speed brother 1 month ago:
I’ve only hit Ante 13 so far. I’ve got a looong way to go!
- Comment on God speed brother 1 month ago:
In Joe’s defense, Balatro is fucking dope
- Comment on Anon listens to Obi-Wan 2 months ago:
Seeing Obi-Wan in a suit is weird as hell
- Comment on Well damn. Glad he's dead. 2 months ago:
Lol my buddy just married one of those. I don’t know the terms of their pre-nup, or if they even did one. Wish we had a remind me bot so I could report back in 2 years!
- Comment on Differences of Opinion by Wendy Cope 2 months ago:
How could you not believe in the scientific method? Propose a hypothesis, test for hypothesis, confirm or review your hypothesis, repeat.
Saying you don’t believe in that basically is the same as stating you’re dumb as hell and don’t believe in proving ideas.
- Comment on 🥵🥵🥵 2 months ago:
Why thank you
- Comment on He's an arborist 2 months ago:
That sounds like an awful lot of effort just to jack off a tree branch
