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@jballs@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon orders food⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol

  “I want to destroy your dick,” SJ Son whispers into the ear of an unknown man as she walks by.

  Yeah 99% of dudes I know would be ecstatic to hear a woman whisper that to them on the street.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you love the old murder mystery games like the Laura Bow Mystery Series, you will enjoy this game

  Oh man, I had completely forgotten about the old Laura Bow games! Might have to check this out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember experiencing the EGA to VGA graphics evolution when I was growing up. I remember thinking the VGA almost seemed too real.

  In my mind, this was a game that felt like it was pretend:

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  But this felt entirely too real:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The not shitting guy came before the beans. The beans was mindless. The not shitting guy was an enigma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's one more for you 🐸⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was searching for Macho Man gifs the other day to send to friend. I made the mistake in doing it in Chrome and not in an incognito window. Now my algorithms serve up a constant stream of WWE content. Figure it’ll take a couple weeks to go back to normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks continues to be terrible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m theory, the board of directors is supposed to keep a CEO in check if they do something that is against the best interest of the shareholders. But the share price actually went up after he made this move.

  Same reason share prices often go up when a company announces layoffs. The market isn’t always tied to how well a business is run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moo Deng has had enough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s that watermark in the bottom right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks continues to be terrible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course that wasn’t the official reason he gave. He hired a management consultant group to do a study of where all the top restaurant talent was in the country. Surprise, surprise, all the criteria they were given led them to narrow down the ideal location for the corporate headquarters to be right next to his house in Newport Beach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks continues to be terrible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was just the 400 FTEs. There were also lost of contractors that were affected as well! Most people don’t count them since they could have been let go for any reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks continues to be terrible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, same guy who fired nearly everyone at the Chipotle corporate office in Denver so he didn’t have to commute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrating my 1000th comment. Here is a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I’ve been in Lemmy for almost 2 years since the API migration, and I don’t know if I’ve ever encountered a tankie, despite seeing hundreds of memes about them.

  I’m guessing my instance just doesn’t federate with the same weird shit y’all are seeing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no ragrets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are absolute crackheads. Adorable, fuzzy, crackheads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon encounters magic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This song was my jam circa 2000

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon disturbs the Force⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience, Lemmy users are pretty old compared to most other online communities. I don’t know if there’s been a poll, but my guess is most users are older than their late 30s.

  Hopefully y’all old mother fuckers have gotten some ass by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She is an HTML element that specifies inline text that should be displayed as a subscript.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon experiences freedom⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems like it would be lucrative

  My mind read that as “it seems like it would be lubricative” and it still made sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ow ow ow ow ow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This may very well be the weirdest comment I’ve ever upvoted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Did William Burrito Mean by This?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And at those BBQs, they’re gonna fix you a bomb ass plate of some awesome meat that they’ve been working on for hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A balanced diet is important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he had the good sense to hit the ENTER key before he passed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that certainly doesn’t sound consensual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh is that what that Cancel button is for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this pic show that Elon Musk doesnt know SQL?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the thing that’s catching you up the most is that you’re assuming Elon has the slightest clue what he’s talking about about. In your mind, you’ve read the words “the social security database” from his post and have made assumptions about what that means.

  I’ve worked with databases for 20+ years, several of those being years working on federal government systems. Each agency has dozens or possibly hundreds of databases all used for different purposes. Saying “the social security database” is so fucking general that it’s basically nonsensical. It’d be like saying “Ford’s car database”.

  Elon clearly heard someone technical talking about something, them misinterpreted it for his own purposes to justify what he is doing by destroying our government institutions. His follow up of saying the government doesn’t use SQL just reinforces that point.

  Trying to logically backtrack into what he actually meant - and what the primary keys should be - is just sane washing an insane statement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender.

  Lol what

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me the…couch

  Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Envy is a strong sentiment [Trump / Musk]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol why is this marked NSFW?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my version is better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And asked me if I needed a ride!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brain blowing orgasms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuts, immediately becomes Nihilistic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brain blowing orgasms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Living the dream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean I would totally give it a try⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A large difference, but they also somehow end up in the same place at the end.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Peak irony is that the first ad shown is them trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.