jballs
@jballs@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 12 hours ago:
Shawarma is the closest I’ve found, but it’s not quite the same. Gyros usually are made with pitas, which isn’t how the kebabs I used to eat were made.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 1 day ago:
Turkish-German Döner is so popular it is sold basically everywhere now.
I fucking wish. I lived in France 20+ years ago and loved the stuff. Came back to the US and have been waiting to see a good Döner kebab for over 2 decades now.
- Comment on Acciracy 1 day ago:
Still got those crazy eyes though.
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 5 days ago:
Fucking groooooooooooossss
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 1 week ago:
Yeah my biggest regret is that I know my personality of hardly ever completely cashing out of anything. If I ever trade stock options and have a call up big, I’ll usually sell part of it and hold the rest till expiration.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 1 week ago:
In 2012, one of my friends in Colorado had a Bitcoin mining rig that was making $200 worth of Bitcoin a month. But he was moving to California where energy prices were higher, so he offered to sell me the whole thing. He wanted just over $1,000 for it, which was too rich for my blood. At the time I thought “it might break even in 5 months, or it could start losing money if prices go down or if Bitcoin gets harder to mine. Too risky.”
I think Bitcoin was around $5 a piece at the time, so it would have been putting out 40 coins a month. Now logically I know that had I bought that mining rig from him, I certainly wouldn’t have held everything it made and waited to sell until Bitcoin peaked. But every once in a while, like right now, I do the math and realize that thing was pumping out $13,731,278 a month at today’s prices and just fucking hate my life.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 1 week ago:
home vasectomy kits
- Comment on Im curious what they will come up with 1 week ago:
Many assumed after the “South Park” Season 27 premiere aired that its entire climactic sequence was created using AI. The new BTS images, however, reveal that not only was it practically filmed, but the micropenis featured in it was really Parker’s finger.
Haha that’s a great pic
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
Dammit this is so true. With us, it’s chips. My teenage son poured himself almost an entire bag of Doritos into a bowl the other day. But them sometimes I notice our pantry is overflowing with bags of chips because everyone has magically decided they don’t eat chips now.
- Comment on Naughty birds 1 week ago:
I reject your reality and accept OP’s reality - where these birds are alive and happily drunk. Sorry, but that’s just the world we live in now.
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 2 weeks ago:
I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.
- Comment on Every day, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime... 2 weeks ago:
27 years?!? That can’t be right. Fuck me.
- Comment on That's a tight sandwich 3 weeks ago:
You’ve fallen for the classic gas station food trap. If you look at it, there’s absolutely no ham behind the strategically placed sticker. Also that cheese is probably less than a single slice of cheese overall. You can tell by looking at the bottom right where you can see how deep it goes.
All in all, that a pretty shitty sandwich.
- Comment on Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there 5 weeks ago:
Crazy how repeating a false narrative allows it to stick. That’s why these ass clowns are always so quick to get in the first word and say shit like Renee Nicole Good was a domestic terrorist. Spouting bullshit is powerful.
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 5 weeks ago:
Possible Eskimo brothers
- Comment on The shrinkflation 1 month ago:
a large is just Too Many Chips.
I’ve yet to encounter such a phenomenon.
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 1 month ago:
I used to sell TVs for Best Buy back in the day. The Video Department manager, my boss, set up a display side by side to show the difference between $40 Monster cables and the normal cables that came with a DVD player.
When there was no noticable difference, he went into the TV settings and adjusted the settings for the normal cables to make the picture look like shit. Not all customers are that gullible though, so usually one of the more savvy ones would fix the settings. So my boss would have to go in and fuck the settings up again once or twice a shift.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 month ago:
- Comment on Meanwhile Ball 2 months ago:
I thought Magic Wands were used almost exclusively for holesome activities.
- Comment on Bow your heads 2 months ago:
I saw an article somewhere that pointed out the Hallmark movie formula is targeted at empty nester mom’s with daughters. It’s their fantasy that their daughter, who has left home to find fulfillment in a career will come back home and fall in love with a local boy, realize that moving to the city was a mistake, and settle down in their home town (near their mother).
Kinda sad when you realize that’s why they’re so successful.
- Comment on Do not recommend. 2 months ago:
I’ve noticed that most people are barely computer literate and don’t understand when you try to explain the difference between something like a shortcut and computer virus.
I actually dodged a bullet like that myself once. I used SMTP to send an email with a spoofed “from” address and got accused of hacking into someone’s email account. I lucked out that I got to plead my case with someone who understood networking.
- Comment on Do not recommend. 2 months ago:
Yeah smoke bombs were the only thing I recall that wouldn’t land you in jail.
- Comment on Do not recommend. 2 months ago:
Lol that is the exact same thing that happened to him. He said he fucked up the temperature and ignited it.
Somehow, he DIDN’T get in a ton of shit for it. The teachers and fire department didn’t figure out it was an intentional smoke bomb. So they never questioned him about it. He dodged a bullet for sure! That was pre-9/11 and Columbine, so I’m sure kids in a similar situation today would be absolutely fucked.
- Comment on Do not recommend. 2 months ago:
My friends and I downloaded the Anarchists cookbook off of a BBS (we’re old as shit now) when we were kids. One of the things in there was how to make a smoke bomb, which sounded harmless enough but also contained chemical ingredients that we didn’t have access to.
Then one of my buddies moved away and at his new school, they had a chemistry lab. His dumbass got ahold of these chemicals and made the bomb in class - except he fucked up a step and it started smoking immediately.
It wasn’t just a little bit of smoke, it was a shit load. He said smoke started pouring out at a crazy rate. They ended up evacuating the school thinking the building had caught fire.
- Comment on Time to plow 2 months ago:
- Comment on Time to plow 2 months ago:
This is the dumbest meme I have ever made. My apologies.
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- Comment on Is this real life? 2 months ago:
You tried your best, and that’s what’s important.
- Comment on Is this real life? 2 months ago:
No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 months ago:
Hell yeah!
Time to plow
