jballs

@jballs@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA, splitting hairs.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If we really want to reduce the amount suffering for both adults and, most importantly, children then we have to be able to start having actual conversations about this.

  I appreciate that calling Trump a child rapist is also good for society.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What ever you do, don't think of the number 37.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not even supposed to be here today!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🤢🤢🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christmas goatseings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  2022-Present: The Butthole Era

  Not just in logos, but also in enshitification in general.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨¿Por qué no los dos?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse was also named Bubba.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨¿Por qué no los dos?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not my proudest work…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao the comment had me rolling. Yeah, we may have reached the end game as a species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump's Big Beautiful Bill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just pictures, “the pictures”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thrussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to think I’m moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any sort of normal life while working 60 hours a week isn’t going to be easy. I don’t think being a family man is the problem here. Maybe consider looking for another job that isn’t as demanding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like a buffet would fix this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Serious question: Why the fuck does he stand like that with his hands turned so his palms are facing backwards and his arms are straight down?

  That is physically uncomfortable to do and looks moronic. I can’t imagine him doing this on purpose, but I also can’t see him holding such an unnatural position unconsciously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are some shows so dark?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I didn’t notice till I read your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, you dog.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see how Johnson and Johnson haven’t sued the absolute shit out of him at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t used to vegetables with structure.

  Lol this just perfectly described my experience perfectly. I grew up eating mostly canned vegetables. When I started cooking as an adult, I didn’t think I liked vegetables. Until I followed recipes cooking with fresh veggies. The “structure” is totally different! And delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking math...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did engineers come up with that last one though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw that pop up as a recommendation the other day but forgot to watch it until you posted that. Cool video! Weird how they come up with this crazy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bargain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good points and that chorizo looks tasty as hell. But the French reference was referring to it being called a “charcuterie” board.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are my fingers black⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My neighbor reported us for animal cruelty once because we had a Samoyed that loved to sit out in the snow.

  Animal Control showed up, looked at our dog happily in a snow pile, confirmed that he had a dog house if he wanted and could come inside of he wanted - and then told the neighbor not to call again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember that part from Drivers Ed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This summer, we were driving out of our neighborhood and came across a car that had all 4 tires completely blown out and destroyed. I was baffled at how that could happen, since it was a pretty calm spot of road. Maybe the police had put down spike strips to stop a fleeing car?

  Then on my way back into the neighborhood I went around our round about and saw the tire tracks of a car that went right through the middle but then left the ground. The dude must have done exactly what was in this GIF!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of sick freak

  Pronounces the word “chocolate”

  With a hard “O” sound?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, guys, it's just not happening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨am I cooked chat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  gordon can’t reheat his nachos because he is the nachos

  Poetry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being a dude sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate you making a screen cap of this. Every once in a while my wife will show me a TikTok video of someone just pointing to some text - and I read the text but keep watching the video just waiting for something to happen. Annoys the shit out of me every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would never call that person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s weird but at one point in the last 10 years, society just decided that everyone uses vibrate now.