jballs

@jballs@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw that pop up as a recommendation the other day but forgot to watch it until you posted that. Cool video! Weird how they come up with this crazy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bargain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good points and that chorizo looks tasty as hell. But the French reference was referring to it being called a “charcuterie” board.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are my fingers black⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My neighbor reported us for animal cruelty once because we had a Samoyed that loved to sit out in the snow.

  Animal Control showed up, looked at our dog happily in a snow pile, confirmed that he had a dog house if he wanted and could come inside of he wanted - and then told the neighbor not to call again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember that part from Drivers Ed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This summer, we were driving out of our neighborhood and came across a car that had all 4 tires completely blown out and destroyed. I was baffled at how that could happen, since it was a pretty calm spot of road. Maybe the police had put down spike strips to stop a fleeing car?

  Then on my way back into the neighborhood I went around our round about and saw the tire tracks of a car that went right through the middle but then left the ground. The dude must have done exactly what was in this GIF!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of sick freak

  Pronounces the word “chocolate”

  With a hard “O” sound?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, guys, it's just not happening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨am I cooked chat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  gordon can’t reheat his nachos because he is the nachos

  Poetry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being a dude sucks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate you making a screen cap of this. Every once in a while my wife will show me a TikTok video of someone just pointing to some text - and I read the text but keep watching the video just waiting for something to happen. Annoys the shit out of me every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would never call that person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s weird but at one point in the last 10 years, society just decided that everyone uses vibrate now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bred⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so dumb. I love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents are getting younger over time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, Republicans made a big deal out of how old Biden was, but failed to mention that no matter what, whoever won the election would be the oldest president ever elected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean... This is it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta pull back the nuts and give her that emergency inch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He knows his ABCs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to defend the Honda Element here, because it is ugly as fuck. But I will say, I got into a friend’s Element a few years ago and was shocked at how much space it has inside.

  Other cars pull a lot of tricks to make them “feel” more roomy inside. But Honda just went “fuck it, big ass cube” and didn’t need any tricks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dates a 19 y/o⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah I think it holds up. Bill Belichick, 73, was in the news for dating a 24 year old and it’s not only as creepy and gross, but also like she’s taking advantage of him by inserting herself into his interviews.

  If he were dating a 43 year old, I don’t think anyone would be nearly as concerned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how t⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was honestly expecting a lot worse, given the recent hole in neck current events.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would be useful...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like the text should be swapped here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.

  I love science

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Lol this is kind of fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I loved these books!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooooof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably both

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He 's even was promoting shooting people who try to take your rights away.

  Fixed that for ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t, but I think the old community on Reddit kind of died out with the vaccines becoming wildly available. I will admit, that was the highlight of many of my days during peak COVID. It was fucked up, but therapeutic in some weird way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he should try eating less saturated fats?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s also espoused that we have to accept a certain amount of deaths so we can keep the 2nd amendment.

  Lol yeah, I get it - I made this meme dude. Just saying the guy in your picture isn’t Charlie Kirk, that’s a different dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuuuuuuuuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like he was trying to push for taking away gun rights for trans people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually looked up that meme template before making this, but then I realized that’s not Charlie Kirk. It’s another, though at least alive, conservative commentator Steven Crowder. Who, I imagine, is probably questioning his career choices today.