Fiber

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m sitting in my office at work, this shit had me giggling like an idiot

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is one of the best poop writeups of all time

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I first read that as “shitting in my office” and I was like hell yeah brother

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    • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      After I posted it I reread it just to verify I didn’t mistype. But if I had, you can bet id just leave it that way

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One of the rare green texts that could very well be true

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While perhaps not fake: still gay because with fiber poops he’s preparing to receive anal!

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now that is a true shitpost!!!

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Silly anon. All that compressed fiber intake and /fit/ neglected to tell him he needed to drink ~6 l/h of water to maintain proper hydration.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You remind me of my kid. Every time I say something they recognize as untrue they call me “Silly Daddy.”

    Today they went to an event where they assured me they’d be swimming (a claim their mother disputed). When they got back, I asked whether they had enjoyed swimming.

    “We didn’t swim, we just put our feet in the river. There was no pool. Silly Daddy!”

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    • don@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wait till they find out about your silly tiles!

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was looking at fiber supplements on Costco’s web site, and there was one where the guy had more or less the experience above, but after just one. He said he wouldn’t touch them again after that.

  I can’t help but think that if this is what happens after taking just one, you really, really needed to be cleaned out.

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  • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fiber is not magical? I am pretty sure you need to snort a bottle to have that effect

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    my dad complains about horrible bowel movements every time he goes for fibre toast rather than plain white, i truly do not fathom how some people are alive

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• sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh so the all the “don’t poop for three days” guy from two years back just needed a few fiber bars and strong conviction

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  • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why is it good to not shit for 3 days?

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    • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He never told us so well never know

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    • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The original post seems to be gone, but you can read about it in this cross post: lemmy.world/post/455290

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It isn’t?

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: wiping his ass

  Gay: wiping his ass

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  • FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake: He had Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson in his ass

    Gay: He had Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson in his ass

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This one always makes me laugh.

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Classic. My favorite line is the guts screaming in German.

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• ViperActual@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I miss these old green texts

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• Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Had anon tried drinking water with their fiber?

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The lore doesn’t mention it.

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• Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A classic. Will one day be studied in university classes.

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• Magister@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like those greentext :)

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• twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This sounds amazing.

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• artiman@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i've been shitted off about the recent posts on here that werent shitposts this shitpost is truly the shit

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuckin love this one

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