Derpenheim
@Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
- Comment on literally 451° 6 hours ago:
Seriously? Man, I thought it was a satire piece the whole time. This was meant to be taken literally?
- Comment on NO BITCHES? 5 days ago:
See, thats the assumption part I said in one of the two sentences with which I replied.
- Comment on NO BITCHES? 5 days ago:
Youre just sad. Youre making up this story in your head about who I am and why Im making fun of you, and youre sitting there like some kind of knight in shining armor that made a mountain out of a mole hill.
- Comment on NO BITCHES? 5 days ago:
- Comment on NO BITCHES? 5 days ago:
wwwwaaaaah
- Comment on NO BITCHES? 5 days ago:
Wah
- Comment on Just wash your hands or something after, Junior. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Nobody ever knows 2 weeks ago:
My genuinely unpopular opinion that I will not be changing: If you are fat, it is your fault. I fully understand (at least to the extant modern research has gone on the matter) the genetic differences in hunger receptors, fat accumulation, serotonin deficiencies from vagus nerve disorders, etc.
All of the above are easily treatable, half of them with OTC medication. If you eat more than the calories necessary to run your body, you will gain weight. There are no phantom calories, you are snacking the whole fucking day.
- Comment on stony tony 2 weeks ago:
The Ruined Orgasm machine
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 3 weeks ago:
Other than…getting an expert opinion or reading the research material they published? You excluded research to ask me what research is
- Comment on League of L*gends 3 weeks ago:
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 3 weeks ago:
If my girl had a dick Im learning how to gwuak, thats all Im sayin
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 3 weeks ago:
Research /= googling
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 3 weeks ago:
I dont talk to someone assuming they know what I said to some other dude 15 minutes ago. I can tell youre terminally online
- Comment on Wowee 3 weeks ago:
Thank you
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 3 weeks ago:
“I wont explain my point that is very much wrong, and instead will (attempt to) make you sound like the fool, when in reality I am an insufferable douchebag that cant see he has tread into water before learning to swim”
10/10, no notes.
- Comment on Banane logic 4 weeks ago:
Boxes are shipped bagged with nitrogen and in refridgerated environments
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Fishes IS the plural if there are multiple species of fish.
Fishes IS NOT the plural if there multiple fish of the same species.
- Comment on DNAddy 5 weeks ago:
In-utero growth rate + chromosome counts play a big role. I admit, ashamedly, that I have largely forgotten the reason they matter, but they do.
Source, trust me bro
- Comment on Ermm Actchually 5 weeks ago:
Knowledge is knowing the creation was the monster.
Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein was the monster.
- Comment on Spicy Air ☢️ 1 month ago:
I didn’t realize anti nuclear was so widespread. You are all propagandized to such a degree that I’m surprised you aren’t defending clean coal.
- Comment on Why is the US so into Israel? 1 month ago:
“Everyone who disagrees with me is a demon” is a truly wild take. I ask you to step outside your perspective for a moment and think critically about the circular and recursive nature of your argument.
If I agree with you, its because youre right.
If I change my mind, its because youre right.
If I dont agree with you, its because I’m infected with demons, and youre still right.
There is no room for discussion here, you are just preaching.
- Comment on Why is the US so into Israel? 1 month ago:
This is some crazy I was not prepared to read today.
- Comment on How did old-money people of color maintain their wealth through racist times? 1 month ago:
Racism is largely a tool BY the wealthy elite to divide the poorer class. If you are in the elite, you don’t participate in it.
- Comment on Why is Greg, Pastor of the Promised End playing guitar??? 1 month ago:
Paul, Bringer of Quiche
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 1 month ago:
Don’t bother correcting my English grammar, as I have no respect for this language <3
- Comment on Choose your fighter, chatters. 1 month ago:
The fucking BaNd? every god damn time
- Comment on Theories on Theories 1 month ago:
Physics: Every macro state of reality is a collapsed position of micro states that change because you saw them
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 1 month ago:
Its whatever your heart is telling you.
- Comment on tuff enuff 1 month ago:
Predicting weather is chaos theory.
Predicting the movement of celestial bodies is classical mechanics.