Derpenheim
@Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
- Comment on tuff enuff 1 day ago:
Predicting weather is chaos theory.
Predicting the movement of celestial bodies is classical mechanics.
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 2 days ago:
4/5 While I enjoyed this succulent excretion of bovine breasts, it did not bring the same joy from my youth of suckling from the source.
- Comment on How does James Bond run and fight in suits? 3 days ago:
Intelligence work is done largely in offices. Phone networks, data centers, etc.
In field operatives wear plain clothes and use “behavioral engineering” to get information. They just try and get people to talk more than they should through friendly conversation.
The fighting doesn’t happen. Its reckless, draws attention, and no one is going to tell you anything after you’ve beat them silly.
Homicide detectives also do not get into alterations because the altercation has already happened. When they get enough of a lead on someone they notify dispatch and they send a pair of officers to pick up the suspect.
Real life does not have fisticuffs.
- Comment on cetacean 3 days ago:
Oh Pakicetus, youre so silly
- Comment on Flies by, does time 1 week ago:
God I hope I do soon
- Comment on Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94 2 weeks ago:
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
- Comment on Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him 3 weeks ago:
Gotta yoyo that bitch
- Comment on don't worry, be happy 3 weeks ago:
Keep talking bro, no one thinks youre right.
- Comment on don't worry, be happy 4 weeks ago:
Well you were certainly happy to discredit it. If you aren’t willing to explain why, dont speak
- Comment on don't worry, be happy 4 weeks ago:
This is oversimplified, by a lot. There are many factors impacting Africa’s aridity, including the current glaciation cycle, sea levels as a result thereof, the AMOC, etc.
- Comment on Anon uses his computer 5 weeks ago:
God I fucking miss XP
- Comment on Anon uses his computer 5 weeks ago:
Universe implodes
- Comment on That's the feeling. 5 weeks ago:
I just have to do it. Im daunted by it because I literally have a barely functional grasp on software, but I know that Linux is the only real option at this point.
When the convenience of doing nothing no longer outweighs my apprehension I’ll switch
- Comment on Fascism bad. 5 weeks ago:
I hadn’t played the games myself, was just watching challenge runs and heard it the first way only until I read the name and wondered if the guy I was watching had a stroke
- Comment on so cozy 🐟 5 weeks ago:
Oh my god
Manta ray
Its a blanket ray
- Comment on Fascism bad. 5 weeks ago:
Excuse my, thats amygdala. Its very different from amygdala.
- Comment on 🐲 mg 1 month ago:
There is more time between the building of the last pyramids and cleopatras rule than there is between her and us.
Also Mammoths were alive when they were built
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 1 month ago:
The religious zealots would HATE Clint, because he has out his rational mind and scientific literature explanation of the universe before what the Bible says
- Comment on Nomenclature 1 month ago:
blorbo: GYATT
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 month ago:
Them not specifying who is getting fucked makes it much more ominous
- Comment on Double standards 1 month ago:
Ohhh theyre endangered. I was baffled at what charges he could possibly be facing.
- Comment on grrr 1 month ago:
Fuck off
- Comment on I feel great 😊 1 month ago:
For real. Fuck Israel. Hamas was inevitable. The Serbs could tell you a lot about it, and how Franz Ferdinand had that shit coming
- Comment on Little Surprise 🎥 1 month ago:
You pull it out, ready to go. She pulls out hers, and its bigger. kitchen nightmares sus sound effect plays
- Comment on Forget fireball. I cast: 1 month ago:
But…I dont feel any different?
- Comment on I greased the trees 2 months ago:
You monster
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Did I fuckin miss something? We are 30 trillion in debt.
- Comment on What actually happens in a DDOS attack? 2 months ago:
So, you’ve got 100 requests per second typically. Each requests must be completed within 5 seconds, or the connection between requester and server fails. Normally not a problem, each one only takes 10 milliseconds. So 100/second x 10 milliseconds = 1 second. All good! Even if you get 5 times the normal server load, you’ll scrape by because you’ve got a 5 second timeout limit.
Now let’s say I decide to DDOS you. Im going to send you 10000 requests/second. You’re server is fucked. Ypu’ll respond to only 1/100 of MY requests, meaning the odds you respond to one of your customers is almost nil.
Thats the basic premise. Many servers have automatic halts to protect themselves, meaning if they get an influx higher than either a set number or a multiple of the last batch, it just scrubs requests for a while then reboots. It also usually happens in the millions of requests, with the DDOS being billions
- Comment on Legal action over 'unfair' Steam game store prices given go ahead 2 months ago:
“You’re company is too user friendly and everyone likes you. Its uncompetetive because we are trying to rip them off”
- Comment on Tips 2 months ago:
I get the sentiment, but I assume that what the article is saying is that people regularly buy things that are way outside of sustainability.
Yes, many are in poverty, but that doesn’t mean you should eat out every single day. Or if you are somehow out of poverty, you shouldn’t be looking to buy a house at the top of your budget just because you really want one.