Derpenheim

@Derpenheim@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal genres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Im either “The Dad” or “Its all metal”. I really dont give a shit. If I’m headbanging, its a bop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Llama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta be a pigeon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Left-handed sep funnel anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You laugh, until you realize the measurement lettering (if its even still fucking visible) is only on one side.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any ideas as to what this is all about?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does this mean?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I want you to experience a lot of pain, all at once, preferably centered on your pinkie toe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “BuT thEy aRe iN ThE sAmE tReE oN thE fUnnY ChArT!!!1!!1”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg freezes AI hiring amid bubble fears⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  pop baby pop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew I should have cancelled the order 😑⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “…in matters of taste” is the phrase you forgot, bud. The rest of your point is fine, but the rambling has no connection to the customer being right, just greed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam can't escape the fallout from its censorship controversy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “My local grocer stopped selling meat for some reason, but really its my fault for not having a 100 acre cattle farm already in the works, since I’ve been eating meat my entire life”

  Why would valve have any reason to need their own payment processing? thats why these services exist, to use them and their infrastructure instead of having to make your own. That’s the foundation of an economy your are arguing against here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im calling the fire department. Hope you’ve been getting those serviced yearly and have had them inspected bucko

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's called speedrunning, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶If youre going through, keep on going🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, yeah. I dont think its the best, that opinion lay with Daggerfall. But rose tinted glasses dont care about that, just what you remember feeling when you played it through the first time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, its gotta be Oblivion. Its really close between it and Morrowind, but I strongly disliked the way you have to get information in Morrowind for the story. I dont mind the reading at all, it’s the fact that you have to ask every n’wah about every detail to get any info that, while realistic, I ultimately just found to be too tedious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally fair. I would say each game in the Elder Scrolls series let me down more than the last, even though I still enjoyed each one, so I can how being a fan of the first would be such a letdown for the second.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sacred 3. It was a soulless cash grab that had nothing to do with the previous game, which is one of my absolute favourite ARPG’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it safe to assume the guy i went out on a date with, just wants to sleep with me?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At what point can you possibly have come up with “He just wants to sleep with me”? You two went to a café, shared your current life situations and plans for the future, and left amicably. Unless youre leaving a LOT out about what he said, that is a baseless assumption.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold: Vent Reznor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After two hours, a text sent, in all caps: VENT REZNOR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Final Stretch Towards Release - Skyblivion Development Diary⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the biggest strains on a government is the health of its citizens. Decreasing obesity and other risk factors through physical activity will save them quite a bit more than a bus fare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fiber⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin love this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has it been so long?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  FROM THE WINDOOWWWWW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft's annual report dictates that the consumers are the problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Its a meme bruv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blue Whales⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We are still in said ice age. Our human time scales have a hard time reconciling this, but we are in one of the “warmer” parts of the current ice age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You deserve better, honey bun.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That ain’t real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨generous carreer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck do they have a flag

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I stand with big tobacco 😤⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta put me a dip in whenever people talk about these wars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The latter half of your comment is why I dont even bother. The “recycling” here is picked up and dumped into the same truck, there is no separation facility, just a landfill/incinerator.

  Im not paying extra to lie to myself.