Derpenheim

@Derpenheim@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon measures up⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve met women who would tell you to get lose if you weren’t 8 inches. They were very much the minority of women I’ve met, and among them, very few would be women I’d like to be associated with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MEGA PENGUIN⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Another one for you. there are no extant true penguins. What we see now are covergently evolved flightless birds. True penguins went extinct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously. Dude looks great 20 years later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by another post⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No…no…not rat cock…pls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it, I promise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait a minute!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooooof that’s gonna come up later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The emotional support dunkies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly fair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The emotional support dunkies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is…is he okay? Like genuinely?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The emotional support dunkies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The things is, EVERYONE was aware. But he was so powerful, and literally controlled everyone’s future. What was he supposed to do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being single⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to end that relationship. I spend my day waiting to go home and see my partner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The road they drove to dump this trash literally takes to the landfill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything that costs money (evermore, at that) will see people decline to pay in favour of saving the cost. This shouldn’t cost the public money to do, it should be taken care of by the county.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro nothing will ever beat fucking metroid for the nes.

  Main progression literally behind random wall tiles you have to bomb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Agarrr⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Outstanding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Supremecy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All advancements are in the name of horny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion still fun for a first-time player in 2025?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think oblivion was the best RPG of the series. And the remaster just made it more enjoyable to play. The original had some…interesting ideas that ultimately flopped (that god awful levelling system they bastardized from morrowind).

  The quests are peak, quirky, and actually have rewards at the end since you can’t make god tier equipment right out the (oblivion) gate. Levelling feels good again, and you don’t have to cry into a pillow because you ran too much and leveled your athletics and now you HAVE to take a speed point as an attribute on level up even though you wanted strength.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me your company⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme is ancient, like truly ancient. I think I remember this in like…middle school

  Good times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love me some shrink wrap in my paleo art. The ones depicting baboons are especially nightmarish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting your wish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love the animations of this. People paste is my new favourite term to come from this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A reminder that the majority of anti-Reddit *hardliners* went back crawling to Reddit like the bitches they are⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remaster is real - Eurogamer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, if it did that, im not sure I’d even be mad. That would be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen a gaming company do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’ve misinterpreted it, all I can find about “1 year” relates to them committing to leave games on there for AT LEAST a year, not limiting it to 1 year

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad Medicine in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the last of us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Calling extant relatives of extinct species the same species of megafauna is interesting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨View it in your room!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, yeah I can understand that one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨View it in your room!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You seem very angry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest! You have done this many times⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Buddy you ain’t pulling the lunch lady, fuck off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My current mental capacity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lefting, leftaroo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flatbread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally the gallery app, the default one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crab museum!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be carcinisation, no sirree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget politics and enjoy your life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, if someone fundamentally doesn’t think I should get to keep living, I should turn the other cheek? Yeah, you’re fucking stupid.