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I must con(FeS₂), this sparked a laugh

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Straight line and sharp corners in almost all crystals.

    Nice eg. in Ireland

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  • Glytch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And this is why absolute statements are generally bad arguments. It only takes one example to disprove them.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No scientists ever said that.

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      • Glytch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I didn’t say they did. I was commenting on the meme and speaking generally.

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  • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wildcats are nature, they have multiple very sharp corners.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    just because someone calls themself a scientist doesnt mean they are, as evidenced by that post

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      what about evil wizards who call themselves scientists? legit, or no?

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      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        big fat no

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  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Worked as a physicist for 30 years, nobody talks like that. Everyone else in the room is to smart, and will slap you down for using absolutes.

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      >nobody
      You should be slapped as well then.

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      • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well it’s about time someone picked up on that one. It was low hanging fruit.

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    • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That explains why the Sith were rarely seen in the sciences.

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Think you’d rather catch an art teacher saying that than a scientist tbh.

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  • MohamedMoney@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can’t quite get over the fact that the premise is false

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      no science teacher would ever say that.

      Light travels in a straight line, plenty of crystals, linear erosion, many trees evolved to be as straight as possible…

      and to be esoteric, every object path, even when gravity affects them (they travel in a perfectly straight line, but it is spacetime that is curved).

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I work in public education. That’s a pretty innocuous statement compared to some of the shit I’ve heard. Some teachers get so complacent in their lessons that they forget to apply it in their critical-thinking. Then, they have some crazy logical lapse, say something ridiculous out loud, and then some other kid from that class repeats that same shit to their own students when they grow up. These are mistakes that could easily be rectified with an apology or deliberate correction, but teachers are pushed so hard to prioritize being an authority figure that they sometimes forget to just be a teacher.

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      • mrsemi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        no science teacher would ever say that.

        Careful with those absolute statements there buddy. I was told the same by a teacher, who challenged the class to come up with natural examples of either straight lines or perfect circles. He talked about how such things cannot exist because at high enough resolution/magnification there will always be interruptions.

        Your own example of light traveling in straight lines doesn’t account for the fact that photons are waves and absolutely do not travel in straight lines.

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      • Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We can say that spatially, the summation of the photons movement is linear, but everything in the universe is waves and curves and we all know that to be true

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    • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Memes like this are so dumb. Laugh tracks for the internet.

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s useful as a navigational aid, if you’re lost in the woods keeping an eye open for straight lines, especially horizontal, is a good way of finding man made structures and potentially a way out. Beyond that, on a micro scale nature loves perfect geometry.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, it’s a very stupid concept made into a very stupid meme to make dumb people feel dopamine over the concept of scientists being allegedly dumber than them.

      I really hate our species sometimes.

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  • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does it still have straight lines if you look really closely?

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, no. If you look closely enough, no lines exist.

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    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, molecules rarely string linearly.

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  • Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most scientists won’t say that there are no straight lines in nature, it’s so obviously and provably wrong. I think it’s more of a thing philosophically said when talking about how modern life is so different and unnatural compared to the lives of ancient people or animals.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      what is ‘natural’ life, being a sustenance farmer, and dying of starvation if you have a bad harvest?

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      • Noobnarski@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Agriculture is already somewhat unnatural, so I guess a “natural” life would be hunter gatherers.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tbh, I’ve only ever heard it when talking about camouflage. And tbf in that context it is somewhat true, you’re harder to see if you break up those straight lines.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wonder if there’s any animals who see crystals in nature and think “wow that’s a really cool rock”.

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      • laz@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Birds definitely think this. My local Magpies have definitely attempted bribery with cool rocks and shiny discarded human objects

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  • Psaldorn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bismuth has joined the chat

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Straight lines are it’s Bismuth.

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      • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Is the gas form called Bismeth?

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  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Technically fibers in wood is straight.

    I want to say ice has straight edges

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  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Quite ironic.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Only a Fool would have missed this gold

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  • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does it still have straight lines under a microscope?

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  • nehal3m@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I must confess, this sparked a laugh This pointiness, it’s nature’s gaff Give me a siiiiign Fool me baby one more time

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    • 5ha99y@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      As you can see the pyrite is pointy and not pointless

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We exist within nature, so nature created linear particle accelerators.

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    • philipp_@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hume pilled.

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