cannedtuna
@cannedtuna@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon wonders about Iranian leader 7 hours ago:
Didn’t really think that one through I guess
- Comment on Anon wonders about Iranian leader 14 hours ago:
Now if only Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu would follow his lead.
- Comment on I'll take 4 and 8 2 days ago:
Hate to break it to you, but I’m pretty sure @Mickey7@lemmy.world is a boomer, just going by the nostalgia posting he’s been doing lately, a nice break from the usual horny posting tho.
- Comment on I don't know the reason why. 1 week ago:
Pistachio Green! Image
- Comment on Ahhhhhh YEAH! 💲💵💰🤑🪙 1 week ago:
I mean, the corporations didn’t pay it, we did, but yeah 100% it’s going to the corporations anyway.
- Comment on Smooch 2 weeks ago:
Richard D James
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 2 weeks ago:
The article, which was published by High Times in February 1978
Sounds like it probably was the real guy. Ed Dwyer is listed as the founding editor for the High Times.
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 2 weeks ago:
I’d almost believe it at this point
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 2 weeks ago:
I actually tried doing that the first time, but the text was garbled, which is why I ended up doing a manual transcription.
- Comment on Kira asks Sisko for a runabout... again 2 weeks ago:
Spot the fuck on
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I need a brain cleanse after that.
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 2 weeks ago:
Here dude… against better judgement I transcribed the whole fucking thing.
Also the author is Ed Dwyer, which through looking up his name, there was an Ed Dwyer alive and writing the same time period who is responsible for creating the High Times? So possibly the same one?
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 2 weeks ago:
What the actual fuck. This article is repulsive. The line just under her cover page picture is fucked up, the whole article is fucked up. I hate to even have this shit attached to my profile, but I’m going to transcribe this shitty article to be best ability so ya’ll can read this shit for yourselves.
Cover Page
Culture Hera Brooke Shields Million-dollar jailbait: She must have been a beautiful baby because today she’s America’s most famous 12-year-old hooker. by Ed Dwyer
Article
The most perfect nymphette in all creation has been found - in America. Her name is Brooks Shields. Brooke’s hair is elegant brown and clean, her skin pale and puritan, her eyes sinfully blue and her lean body just starting to curve into womanhood. She’s a sultry mix of all-American virgin and nascent white. She’s the hottest new young thing in movies since a smoldering preteen named ElizabethTaylor stiffened up Louie Mayer’s cigar. She is only 12 years old and destined to be the sex symbol of 1984. In Louise Malle’s steamy Pretty Baby, Brooke is Violet, a baby prostitute raise to the chicken trade by her hooker mother (Susan Sarandon). The Frenchman’s film centers on the bordello in the old Storyville district of New Orleans, where Violet lives. The year is 1967, and smack in the middle of that red-light area, bubblin’ with sin, smoke and jazz, crows and female child raise on a diet of cock money. Patrician Brooke is devastating as a little lady who fucks and sucks for bucks. She eases like a vegan through moods that alternate between vulnerable, hot, angelic, mocking and sinful. She seduces both Keith Carradine and the camera in erotic scenes guaranteed to remain sensational for years. Brooke took to Violet’s story like a white takes to champagne. What’s more, is is intoxicating to watch.
Brooke Shiedls is a sultry mix of all-American virgin and whore.
Brooke’s looks have been her business all her young life. Extraordinarily beautiful even as an infant. Brooke was immediately steer by her mother, ex-model Terri Shields, into a modeling career. Her huge portfolio includes stints as the Ivory baby, a Breck girl, a Colgate kid, plus scads of cover-girl appearances in both women’s and family magazines. She’s been playing the prepubescent vamp since she was eight. At that tender age, she dropped her Garters(?) for a photographer and posed nude. Later she camped it up suggestively in full Victorian bimbo rig - garter belt, silk stockings, high heels. Brooke became a favorite subject for premier photographers like Avedon and Scavullo. By day she was the face that sold, at night she was the princess of wet dreams. Her torrid freshness became an underground legend among the talent set. Producers literally held their breaths, waiting for the remarkable Brooke Sheilds to reach a reasonable age of fuckability, not yet legal but oh so sweet. Welcome to the end of innocence Brookie. Now with Pretty Baby done, Brooke is being flooded with movie proposals. So far, she’s been inked to play the teenage Lucretia Borgia in an upcoming period thriller. And she is slated to star as the tormented young murderess in Alfred Sole’s Communion. By law she’s not permitted to expose her endearing young charms in a magazine until she’s 18. Nevertheless, Brooke recently posed starkers for a lavish Penthouse pictorial spread. Brooke is the first serious actress to violate the preteen sex taboo. Unlike pugnacious Jodie Foster or puerile Tatum O’Neal, she’s the delicious stuff of teenage fantasies become flesh; barely old enough to want, but too young to get. A sweet bird of youth, she comes armed with a sultry self-possession that alarms the sexually insecure adult. A mere prediction of a woman, she stirs erotic passions often better left unsatisfied. She’s a sweet temptation to all but blind men and eunuchs. She’s sister, daughter, sex object, victim, lover, tramp. We can look forward to watching her fill out over the next decade. Brooke Shields is not use another pretty baby; baby.
Hooooly shiiitt. You have NO IDEA how many times I just about threw this whole transcription away and said nope, fuck no. JFC. The ONLY reason I’m leaving this repulsive trash up here is so ya’ll can read how truly fucked up this author is. What the fuck became of this guy? Is he in jail? Looks like maybe this is the guy responsible for the creation of the High Times magazine?
- Comment on What's your preferred version to watch Deep Space Nine? Is AI upscale worth it? 3 weeks ago:
Currently watching in DVD quality and I’m enjoying it. Not a fan of upscaling, too uncanny.
- Comment on Start-up idea 3 weeks ago:
Get that asbestos, lead, microplastics trifecta in ya. You could be unstoppable!
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- Comment on Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS? 3 weeks ago:
Fold it the wrong way and it’d eventually start to split
- Comment on Easier or Harder | Litterbox Comics 3 weeks ago:
Especially the hyena…
- Comment on Lcars at home 3 weeks ago:
Seen it on Apple Watch, it looked good, but functionally was meh. No tweaking, whole thing was static images around the time.
- Comment on Correlation equals causation 4 weeks ago:
Absolute classic
- Comment on Will LW *PLEASE* do something about that hit-and-run account? 5 weeks ago:
Absolute genius! Finally all those summer/winter sales are paying off
- Comment on Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia 1 month ago:
It’s spelled “Goa’uld”
- Comment on Will LW *PLEASE* do something about that hit-and-run account? 1 month ago:
So I’ve noticed this too a lot lately.
There’s still a lot of hit and run accounts and it’s wild that an account can be created, dump articles, delete itself, and the posts remain up.
Examples:
Then there’s accounts that are still up, but are posting at an insane rate
u/nuemenon with 831 posts in 11 days, that’s 20 posts per minute!
Why are accounts like these that are clearly bot accounts, with some bit of human interaction possibly, allowed to remain up? Just for the sake of content and interaction? Seems like a good way to allow propaganda bots to run free.
Most of these accounts seem to be targeted at !worldnews@lemmy.world and !news@lemmy.world and primarily on the lemmyworld instance, at least in the very little time I’ve looked at this. Might just be that lemmyworld is one of the largest instances, but still.
I know it’s probably hard to tackle on the mod side, but it does feel like there should be limits on how much an account can flood an instance with content or if an account is deleted, or banned, shortly after posting their content should come down as well. I thought bot tags were a thing, and maybe they are, which might help some, but doesn’t stop the issue.
- Comment on Benn Jordan's flock camera jammer will send you to jail in Florida now 1 month ago:
Great video. Loved the included cat section.
- Comment on Fa la la la la la 2 months ago:
He’s just another bigot and MAGAT. He’s currently known for pretending to be a boxer and staging fights.
- Comment on My silence can hold no longer 2 months ago:
Oh lmao yeah I’ve seen this one before. Solid stuff, but yeah the sequel is infinitely better
- Comment on My silence can hold no longer 2 months ago:
Oh never mind. I don’t care about the origin tho lol
- Comment on My silence can hold no longer 2 months ago:
Sequel?
- Comment on My silence can hold no longer 2 months ago:
Such a great video too
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I think you’re on to something. Posts a puzzle “this is really hard can anyone solve it?” This post, “I lost 20 matches to an AI”. Its engagement bait just like those “only 1 in 5 people can solve this problem” type of ads.
