Glytch
@Glytch@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just opened a new jar of jam, only to find mold in it. 1 week ago:
Sounds like they know how to keep customers. Seeing that would make me trust them a lot more
- Comment on People who live in southern hemisphere countries: do your mall Santas dress for freezing cold weather? 2 weeks ago:
I never said they were “everywhere” that was your goal post. I’m only saying they exist in the southern hemisphere as well as the northern hemisphere. If you’re trolling, you’re bad at it.
- Comment on People who live in southern hemisphere countries: do your mall Santas dress for freezing cold weather? 2 weeks ago:
No, but I’d wager there’s at least one mall in the southern hemisphere that employs at least one Santa, making your assertion incorrect.
- Comment on People who live in southern hemisphere countries: do your mall Santas dress for freezing cold weather? 2 weeks ago:
Do you think corporatism and capitalism only exist in the northern hemisphere?
- Comment on Anon doesn't like the doors 2 weeks ago:
Dunkey did it better with Petters on the Low.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Nah, it’s just your typical conservative with zero media literacy not understanding Star Trek and thinking no one else does either.
- Comment on More than 1,200 games journalists have left the media in the last two years | VGC 3 weeks ago:
Damn Roko’s basilisk, ruining games journalism.
- Comment on But why 3 weeks ago:
Don’t blame the drugs, man. Drugs only enhance what’s already there. Just like Ambian didn’t make Roseanne racist.
- Comment on Useful to me too 1 month ago:
That base is too narrow, the plug is gonna get lost up there and need to be removed medically.
- Comment on My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW 2 months ago:
It’s a piece of luggage actually. Fun fact Portmanteau is itself a portmanteau of porter (to carry) and manteau (mantle).
- Comment on UK Cops 'Ashamed and Sick' of Enforcing Ban on Anti-Genocide Group Palestine Action 2 months ago:
They painted a few planes, they’re hardly the IRA.
- Comment on Anon has a problem with Bioshock 2 months ago:
A libertarian that doesn’t understand satire, what a shock.
- Comment on Best Co-Op Games? 2 months ago:
If you’re up for a 90’s classic you could try Goof Troop for the SNES.
- Comment on 'Consumers are not okay with okay': Take-Two boss says BioShock 4 is taking so long because the company's goal is 'to make the best entertainment, not necessarily the most entertainment' 3 months ago:
OK when have they produced trash?
Borderlands 3 comes to mind as do both of the Tales from the Borderlands games. There’s been a few misses in the 2K sports line up as well.
Let’s see if they can do a new game without resorting to returning to Rapture like they did with Infinite and Burial at Sea.
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 3 months ago:
Because someone with the arrogance of Harkon would never lower himself (status-wise) by living underground if he had the choice. He wholeheartedly believes that he should rule over all of Nirn and to do so requires blotting out the Sun. In his eyes the effort is worth it.
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 3 months ago:
No, I’m saying cultivate the plant life from Blackreach on the surface after blotting out the sun
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 3 months ago:
Let’s assume this is correct about surface plants needing the raw Magicka from the sun to live.
Blackreach is full of plants, many of which are edible, and receives no sunlight. Humanoids could just start farming the plants from Blackreach along with fungi. That should be enough to sustain a large enough population for Harkon and his court to feed on in their vampire paradise.
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 3 months ago:
It’s perpetuated by more than a single group of road users. Your inability to acknowledge that is telling.
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 3 months ago:
Because those laws protect pedestrians who are endangered by riders like you. You aren’t the main character of the universe. Think of others.
- Comment on In New York City, Drivers Who Run Red Lights Get Tickets. E-Bike Riders Get Court Dates. 3 months ago:
And here we see why a criminal court summons is necessary. Bikers will flagrantly violate traffic laws and then trespass to avoid responsibility. Thanks for providing an example so readily.
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 4 months ago:
So you feined confusion in order to set someone else up to make you look smarter than they are.
Interesting choice. Much to analyze there.
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 4 months ago:
I was just explaining what they were saying because you expressed confusion.
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 4 months ago:
We live in The Matrix. The Matrix is a trans allegory.
- Comment on Dolph is prime human 4 months ago:
Yeah, but that’s BS
- Comment on Lime bikes dumped in canals and rivers 'posing pollution risk' 4 months ago:
Fuck that. Lime’s business model promotes this sort of littering. These things are left in the most random places and it’s a hazard. Just pull them off the streets entirely.
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 5 months ago:
The main bullshit complaint I’ve seen about the Horizon games boils down to “Aloy doesn’t make my peepee hard”. There are dudes out there who only want to see women they can goon to.
- Comment on Over a hundred thousand Dune Awakening players got swallowed by the sandworm | Massively Overpowered 5 months ago:
Dedication is not a measure of intelligence.
A dedicated dumbass is still a dumbass
- Comment on Mario Kart 64 got finally decompiled! 6 months ago:
But the driving is terrible and so is the AI and so are the tracks
That’s my opinion of Wii, but Wii also introduced bikes which have also stained each subsequent entry so it gets my vote for the worst in the series.
- Comment on Mario Kart 64 got finally decompiled! 6 months ago:
Wii, Super Circuit, and 7 exist, so your argument doesn’t hold water.
Sure it isn’t Double Dash, but it’s definitely not the worst.
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 6 months ago:
I still occasionally burn CDs, whenever I need new music in the car that doesn’t require my phone. Last time was last year.