Lemminary
@Lemminary@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bros smooth like saliva 12 hours ago:
You two would get along so well…
- Comment on Not the worst sales technique. 13 hours ago:
All I’m hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y’all. I’ll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.
- Comment on make it make sense 14 hours ago:
Good lord. Imagine a perfect being this perpetually angry over their own creation against the grand backdrop of the universe.
- Comment on I put on my robe and my wizard hat 14 hours ago:
(psst Por qué no los dos)
- Comment on Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet. 14 hours ago:
This is hilarious. I especially liked the “no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar”. I could hear the SpongeBob footsteps.
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- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 2 days ago:
I ordered more edibles for tomorrow which means I have an extra one for today and I won’t run out like I thought I would.
- Comment on lab supplies 2 days ago:
Those briefs are incredibly unflattering for that model, now imagine them on the average Joe. Ew, no.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 3 days ago:
When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!
- Comment on Larian revealed that Baldur's Gate 3 has sold 2 copies in the Vatican 3 days ago:
Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.
- Comment on I swear to god 3 days ago:
What in the fresh hell is this? 💀
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 3 days ago:
And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.
- Comment on “Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!” 4 days ago:
Seggs
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 4 days ago:
Maybe they a word
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 5 days ago:
Nah, those are and will always be free–if you’re lucky. 😼😹 Grab 'em while you can (without bite marks).
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 5 days ago:
Avocados for your avocado toast. Smh.
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 5 days ago:
I think they meant to say modern American, no?
- Comment on How do Americans win their country back? 1 week ago:
Same. America, I loved you, but it’s not me, it’s you.
- Comment on "The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK." 1 week ago:
What language is this? (Thanks for including a translation)
- Comment on Dear Americans, be prepare to get screwed! 1 week ago:
I hope Trump turns out to be the best president in history. Prove me wrong, conservatives. I want to hear how it’s going by the fourth year.
- Comment on Dear Americans, be prepare to get screwed! 1 week ago:
While I mostly agree, but let’s not underestimate Chinese education and the culture built around overachieving.
- Comment on Is this what every election is like? 1 week ago:
Mexico probably doesn’t the will.
Yup, we do not. We have enough problems at home created or perpetuated by Americans like gun violence, organized crime and now gentrification on top of everything else. Good luck.
- Comment on Post-election blues 1 week ago:
If my stupid family members is any indication, by “great economy” they mean they got one or two paychecks in the mail during Covid: “He made me rich!” Yes he did, you minimum wage slave.
- Comment on Donald Trump's sentencing was postponed to after the election to avoid any assistance of election interference. Can he be sentenced while he is President Elect? 1 week ago:
What do you want her to do?
- Comment on Donald Trump's sentencing was postponed to after the election to avoid any assistance of election interference. Can he be sentenced while he is President Elect? 1 week ago:
Try this one:
abc7.com/post/…/15435908/This news story is about 12 ballots in total that someone yanked out of the neighborhood’s mailboxes. This could easily have been a neighbor doing it for other reasons. While I wouldn’t overlook it, it seems like an isolated incident.
Call me crazy, but either that person is exaggerating or read only the headline, but they seem either on edge or on some weird agenda.
- Comment on Donald Trump's sentencing was postponed to after the election to avoid any assistance of election interference. Can he be sentenced while he is President Elect? 1 week ago:
how the hell were we able to get the results the same night of election day?
Many locations optimized their counting method after the last election.
- Comment on Realistically... How fucked is the US? 1 week ago:
If push comes to sobre shove, I sincerely invite you to look at Mexico as an alternative as a trans Latina. Sure, your life won’t be a luxury, but you’ll be happy and free. You’d be surprised at how well we’re doing now, how accepting the Mexican population is regarding important LGBT+ issues and what a bright future we have ahead of us.
- Comment on US Democracy 1 week ago:
And yet not everyone votes or even has a chance to vote in this democracy. And don’t get me started on the college of representarives. Seems pretty broken to me.
- Comment on That chicken's name? Joe Rogan 2 weeks ago:
To me it has a better texture. I wouldn’t say it’s the worst.
- Comment on Saddam Hussein is everywhere 2 weeks ago:
Probably took it from a site with strict rules about cussing is my guess.