Lemminary
@Lemminary@lemmy.world
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 7 hours ago:
Me: [drops summoning stick] Huh, I can’t believe that worked…
Someone in the distance: Erm, that’s ackshually not a summoning stick ☝🤓
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 8 hours ago:
When anybody does it it’s pedantic every time. It’s weird that it happens at least once every major thread.
- Comment on Fucking genetics 1 day ago:
I don’t know the genetics of beards, but that’s how the genetics of the penis goes. Your mom’s side of the family determines the shape and length because the X chromosome encodes it, and the Y only activates it. Nature has a sense of humor, doesn’t it.
- Comment on Get over yourself 1 day ago:
Now you wear them proudly and openly, like a real man (with syphilis)!
- Comment on Get over yourself 1 day ago:
I’ve met a handful of straight men who were not afraid to be perceived as gay and humorously played along. They were usually the coolest guys in the room. Hell, the confidence alone made them more attractive, but I don’t go there.
- Comment on Sounds about right 2 days ago:
That’ll be three floggings and pushing the office printer uphill naked and barefoot in a snowstorm. Out of my view, or I’ll deduct from your next paycheck, too.
- Comment on I'm fine with being stupid 5 days ago:
Oh wow somebody did that
- Comment on I'm fine with being stupid 5 days ago:
on the ability of current kids’ ability
XD
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 6 days ago:
RIP Jane Goodall :( I’m still a bit sad about that one
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 6 days ago:
Fine, I’ll set it on fire with kerosene.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 6 days ago:
Why wait to roll a huge boulder?
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 6 days ago:
Hello, John.
- Comment on From the outside looking in 6 days ago:
The people threatening the revolution for government overreach have collectively decided that they like this, actually. Go figure.
- Comment on From the outside looking in 6 days ago:
And for killing kids who accidentally ring the wrong doorbell.
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 6 days ago:
Oh, these were separate events. One full season of All Stars was hosted at a regular bar by professional organizers from the community (downtime between Prides, amirite) and there were special events at the gay bar for the season finale and our local version, La Más Draga.
- Comment on Secondsies 6 days ago:
For vaginal use, there are ovules, like clindamycin.
- Comment on The history of soup 6 days ago:
The entirety of Mexican cuisine would like a word
- Comment on The history of soup 6 days ago:
Oh god, will this be a repeat of the bean trend?
- Comment on The history of soup 6 days ago:
I did. *smugface*
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 6 days ago:
Before the pandemic, I was watching Drag Race at the gay bar, so yes.
- Comment on Banana 6 days ago:
Holup. Are you a banana dealer who is large or a dealer with a large banana? 🧐
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 6 days ago:
like calling X “twitter”
That’s more of a protest and a way to signal that Elmo can suck it. I’ve also seen people use it to signal trans rights by dead-naming the site of the man who keeps dead-naming his trans daughter, Vivian Wilson, who is absolutely rad, btw.
- Comment on coping 1 week ago:
drug abuser
slut
Hey, don’t drag me into this
- Comment on Fucking math... 1 week ago:
Yes, but then I have to do 4 x 75 = 50 + 25 + 50 + 25 + 50 + 25 + 50 + 25 = 50 + 50 + 50 + 50 + 25 + 25 + 25 + 25 = 200 + 100 = 300 in that same order because non-maths brain.
- Comment on Fucking math... 1 week ago:
You bit that, you cheated! I saw you.
- Comment on Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately? 2 weeks ago:
I don’t follow.
- Comment on Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately? 2 weeks ago:
Yup, just got piled on and ackshually’d once again because god forbid someone has a different opinion.
- Comment on Discuss 2 weeks ago:
Peanut butter is an abomination. Change my mind.
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 2 weeks ago:
Dinner with a Cannibal: The Complete History of Mankind’s Oldest Taboo Hardcover by Carole A Travis-Henikoff (2008) is a great read ;)
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 2 weeks ago:
Crimes against Mexicans.
